Caityn Jenner now Dickless

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  • Bandit
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    • 04-24-14
    • 1661

    #1
    Caityn Jenner now Dickless
    Caitlyn Jenner reveals she HAS now undergone gender reassignment surgery because she was 'tired of tucking the damn thing in all the time'


    • Caitlyn Jenner writes in her new memoir that she underwent gender reassignment surgery in January of this year
    • 'I just want to have all the right parts. I am also tired of tucking the damn thing in all the time,' writes Jenner of making the decision
    • Jenner, who received a $4million advance for her memoir 'The Secrets of My Life,' writes that she is frequently asked about her genitals by strangers
    • 'You want to know, so now you know. Which is why this is the first time, and the last time, I will ever speak of it,' she writes in the book
    • After undergoing the procedure, Jenner says she was excited to realize she would be living 'authentically for the first time in my life'
    • In male to female reassignment surgery, the testicles and penis are removed and the urethra shortened to create a functional vagina that can feel sensation
  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    doubt anyone will be singin' this catchy little tune to Bruce any time soon.....

    Last edited by Auto Donk; 04-11-17, 07:17 AM.
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    • Bandit
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      • 04-24-14
      • 1661

      #3
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      • Hu$tle
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        • 03-31-15
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        #4
        This family is weird man
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        • Kermit
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          • 09-27-10
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          #5
          I don't buy it.

          Pics or it didn't happen.
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          • deltgen
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 12-31-10
            • 865

            #6
            It's still hard for me to imagine that this is the same dude, errrrr, being, that used to grace my Wheaties box when I was a kid.
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            • Buffalo Nickle
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              • 11-12-14
              • 3228

              #7
              He worked wonders while he had it.
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              • Auto Donk
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                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                Originally posted by Kermit
                I don't buy it.

                Pics or it didn't happen.
                you can get a pretty good look at a t-bone steak by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take your butcher's word for it???
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                • KVB
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                  • 05-29-14
                  • 74817

                  #9
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                  • stevenash
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                    • 01-17-11
                    • 65499

                    #10
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                    • Da Manster!
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-13-07
                      • 17720

                      #11
                      yet another sad chapter in the abused life of a penis!


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                      • captrobey
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                        • 09-02-10
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                        #12
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                        • Bandit
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                          • 04-24-14
                          • 1661

                          #13
                          Originally posted by captrobey
                          perfect Capt!

                          If there's any good news, he can't breed anymore but pregnancy might be next.

                          This family is ___________ yep blank.
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                          • captrobey
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                            • 09-02-10
                            • 34356

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Bandit
                            perfect Capt!

                            If there's any good news, he can't breed anymore but pregnancy might be next.

                            This family is ___________ yep blank.
                            True- unless since they are so different they breed by pollination like Jurassic Park they find a way . Then have these offspring...

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                            • tony_come
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-31-10
                              • 21695

                              #15
                              Its Fukk up to have a father penis-less
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                what can bruce say.... he wasn't in the same league as guy's such as me that have real junk that ladies love.....

                                not some pathetic shrivelled tranny kahk....

                                who do you think a babe would rather deal with, Brucieboy or this:
                                Last edited by SBR Ivy; 04-12-17, 10:10 AM. Reason: posting nude photo
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                                • wikkidinsane
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                                  • 05-30-10
                                  • 13799

                                  #17
                                  playboy spread to follow...
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                                  • Auto Donk
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                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                    what can bruce say.... he wasn't in the same league as guy's such as me that have real junk that ladies love.....

                                    not some pathetic shrivelled tranny kahk....

                                    who do you think a babe would rather deal with, Brucieboy or this:
                                    sorry again, but in my defense, I was NOT friggin' nude in that photo.... I had a tshirt and underwear on.....
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                                    • captrobey
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                                      • 09-02-10
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                      sorry again, but in my defense, I was NOT friggin' nude in that photo.... I had a tshirt and underwear on.....
                                      I wear Wonderwoman Underoos because i respect her magic lasso.
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                                      • Bandit
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                                        • 04-24-14
                                        • 1661

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by captrobey
                                        I wear Wonderwoman Underoos because i respect her magic lasso.
                                        Now this revelation is unreal Capt.

                                        and then there's this crap in her memoirs


                                        ........this shit with this nutbar will never end
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                                        • captrobey
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                                          • 09-02-10
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Bandit
                                          Now this revelation is unreal Capt.

                                          and then there's this crap in her memoirs


                                          ........this shit with this nutbar will never end
                                          Yea theres a show on recently talking about his case and him being innocent.
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                                          • recon1
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                                            • 08-13-12
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                                            #22
                                            Mark my words, eventually this fruitcake eats a bullet. Or OD's on pills.
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                                            • captrobey
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                                              • 09-02-10
                                              • 34356

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by recon1
                                              Mark my words, eventually this fruitcake eats a bullet. Or OD's on pills.
                                              Or

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                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                • 11-30-08
                                                • 81450

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by wikkidinsane
                                                playboy spread to follow...
                                                Oh fawk.
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                                                • marcoloco
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                                                  • 07-05-10
                                                  • 3986

                                                  #25
                                                  No he is just a man w/o a dik
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                                                  • MarBen
                                                    SBR Hustler
                                                    • 05-31-16
                                                    • 50

                                                    #26
                                                    Dickless
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