PURPLE-HAIRED Dallas Cow-ho..... to bang or not to bang, SBR decides......

**packerd_00** · 12-28-16, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

and it drops to "1/4 decent" if she's sportin' at least a "d cup" natural rack..... big

make up for a lot of other deficincies.... (and, candidly, cover up those flaws, as well, with their sheer size)....

areolas as big as saucers for your afternoon tea cups (in brit terms) are never a bad thing.....

Definetly I would still bang Dolly Parton,old as dirt,but has a better rack then most young broads. Well said about the areolas.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 12-28-16, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Definitely doable. She's got a cuteness about her.

Can't see the body, but she's obviously not a sea cow so full steam ahead.

**Auto Donk** · 12-28-16, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

yep.... when I'm done with her, it'll be this fo sho:

bod came through rather nicely, tho perhaps a bit over-tatted for some.....

gauranteed freak..... I expect her to run the table and equal, or best, the cowboy's season record in no time at all......

**Auto Donk** · 12-28-16, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Can't see the body, but she's obviously not a sea cow so full steam ahead.

someone mention sea cow?

this "babe", in full manatee regalia, probably won't generate the same winning record as Ms. Tatted Up Gumby.....

i give her one extra "point" for grabbin her own

there at the end.... and a half point for effort.... so she winds up as a .35 on a scale of 1-10......

**JIBBBY** · 12-28-16, 01:55 PM

The only purple haired chick I ever had a crush on was in high school... The chick from the band Missing Persons back in the 80's... Total bubble gum music..

Most of you probably never heard of her or the band but she was the original Lady Gaga but better looking.. Gaga totally stole her look and act just for the record...

**Da Manster!** · 12-28-16, 02:03 PM

JIBBY on fire lately with his posts!..."Missing Persons" singer chick was hawt as fuk with a great body!....

**Da Manster!** · 12-28-16, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

dammit!!!!....

....now this is a buzzkill for me!...

...way too much ink!...I don't want to fuk a comic book!...

**Auto Donk** · 12-28-16, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

The only purple haired chick I ever had a crush on was in high school... The chick from the band Missing Persons back in the 80's... Total bubble gum music..

Most of you probably never heard of her or the band but she was the original Lady Gaga but better looking.. Gaga totally stole her look and act just for the record...

some other babe used to shave her muff on stage.... wendy o williams or something like that.... reminds me of that sexy missing persons babe.....

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 12-28-16, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

dammit!!!!....

....now this is a buzzkill for me!...

...way too much ink!...I don't want to fuk a comic book!...

are you sure about that, Manster?

**Auto Donk** · 12-28-16, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

dammit!!!!....

....now this is a buzzkill for me!...

...way too much ink!...I don't want to fuk a comic book!...

ive had some sexy ass tatted up babes... one almost to this extent, just not on the calves.....

so did she lose a victory?

looks like the record isn't quite as stellar, being revised, like a post-ncaa sanctions record, to 6-2-1

**Auto Donk** · 12-28-16, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

are you sure about that, Manster?

yah, he's certain.....

even ol marge ain't never gonna get anyone like manster or me there:

even with her hair let down......

**Auto Donk** · 12-28-16, 02:21 PM

here's wendy back in her glory days:

now at least I know the inspiration for waves' "rhino horn" lookin' strapon rubber donger.....

her

kind of resemble his, as well......

**big joe 1212** · 12-28-16, 02:26 PM

**Da Manster!** · 12-28-16, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

are you sure about that, Manster?

DDD,
Aren't Japs into that shit?!...

**Da Manster!** · 12-28-16, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

ive had some sexy ass tatted up babes... one almost to this extent, just not on the calves.....

so did she lose a victory?

looks like the record isn't quite as stellar, being revised, like a post-ncaa sanctions record, to 6-2-1

nah, we'll let her keep the victory!...Hell, I'll try anything once!...

**Da Manster!** · 12-28-16, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

yah, he's certain.....

even ol marge ain't never gonna get anyone like manster or me there:

even with her hair let down......

**Auto Donk** · 12-28-16, 02:35 PM

fuk, my record fluctuation is making election night 2000 look credible....

but the truth is more important than my jumping the gun to pull a win from a very qualified "team"....

she's back at 7-1-1.......

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 12-28-16, 02:38 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

yah, he's certain.....

even ol marge ain't never gonna get anyone like manster or me there:

even with her hair let down......

Decent load by Bart.

**big joe 1212** · 12-28-16, 02:38 PM

**Auto Donk** · 12-28-16, 02:39 PM

pretty sure big joe was "in" to run it up to 8-1-1, tho the global ryan "fuk yah" could have been for not only her, but wendy o williams, that missing person chick, diggity's cartoon babe, bobby gay waves, or even sloppy seconds on the incestuous, big bossomed marge simpson.....

WOW, that recap reveals what a quality thread I've got goin' here...... that's one helluva group of pussy..... (and waves, who isn't "pussy", but rather "a pussy"....)

**Auto Donk** · 12-28-16, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Decent load by Bart.

load???

**Auto Donk** · 12-28-16, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Decent load by Bart.

damn cartoon porn, i had to choose between posting a cartoon of fake nips on marge, for which I know sbr hates nipples being shown, or fake jizz, for which I'm not sure of sbr's position on.....

also, we can't be certain it's "load" at all.... maybe it's whip cream that's melting into 'load-shaped' formations on her thong.... or maybe he shaved her muff prior to nailin' his mom, in honor of wendy o williams' appearance in this thread......

and, IT'S A F'N CARTOON FOR CHRISSAKES.....

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 12-28-16, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

damn cartoon porn, i had to choose between posting a cartoon of fake nips on marge, for which I know sbr hates nipples being shown, or fake jizz, for which I'm not sure of sbr's position on.....

also, we can't be certain it's "load" at all.... maybe it's whip cream that's melting into 'load-shaped' formations on her thong.... or maybe he shaved her muff prior to nailin' his mom, in honor of wendy o williams' appearance in this thread......

and, IT'S A F'N CARTOON FOR CHRISSAKES.....

Yes, it's probably just whipped cream.

Or ice cream.

**Auto Donk** · 12-28-16, 02:48 PM

more wendy O.

ps... just noticed bart has the same cool look on his face I generally sport around 3 am at a good house party.....

**Auto Donk** · 12-28-16, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Yes, it's probably just whipped cream.

Or ice cream.

reminds me of the time I got sanctioned by sbr for posting a bukaki photo......

pretty sure JJ's gonna come warn us that we're getting close to crossing the line.....

under the rationale that despite the ice cream sign in the back ground, there's no gaurantee that what is depicted is not an "ice cream cone", but rather a "load cone".......

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 12-28-16, 02:56 PM

JJ is afraid of the saloon. He won't be saying shit.

**Auto Donk** · 12-28-16, 02:57 PM

and, as always, at the risk of pissing off chi arch, kinecki, sam losco and a handful of others, but at the chance of making biter's day, reminds me of a certain girl (yes, biter, that one) that used her kid's long-since-retired dollar store "popsicle" maker to make a certain type of popsicle she specificially had me contribute to over the span of about a week......

she put on quite a show with it for my masturbatory pleasure once it was complete....... and yes, she worked all three inputs with it as it sadly melted away like frosty the snow man in that damn hothouse the magician locked him in.....

**JIBBBY** · 12-28-16, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

JJ is afraid of the saloon. He won't be saying shit.

He should be it's a sewage pit up in here... Although JJ is a pig himself... Surprised he doesn't chime in actually.. Right down his dirty alley...

**packerd_00** · 12-28-16, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

yep.... when I'm done with her, it'll be this fo sho:

bod came through rather nicely, tho perhaps a bit over-tatted for some.....

gauranteed freak..... I expect her to run the table and equal, or best, the cowboy's season record in no time at all......

What is she cam model or something.

**JIBBBY** · 12-28-16, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

JIBBY on fire lately with his posts!..."Missing Persons" singer chick was hawt as fuk with a great body!....

Yep, I think she was the only chick back in the late 80's to ever sport a six pack..I saw the missing persons in concert back in the day and was front stage.. She must have been doing sit ups day and night or something?.. I think that was the attraction for me... Stacked but skinny... I prefer them with a little more meat on the bone these days...

**Auto Donk** · 12-28-16, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by packerd_00

What is she cam model or something.

looks to be another self-absorbed social media selfie type...... that's never gonna be model-material.....

looks like a POF profile that I'm surprised hasn't hit up the money shot..... guess it's a little too far south for him to drive too.....

**Auto Donk** · 12-28-16, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

Yep, I think she was the only chick back in the late 80's to ever sport a six pack..I saw the missing persons in concert back in the day and was front stage.. She must have been doing sit ups day and night or something?.. I think that was the attraction for me... Stacked but skinny... I prefer them with a little more meat on the bone these days...

wendy had a six pack as well.... and a love of pussy.....

my kind of girl

tho definitely use safety glasses while nailin her missionary.... might lose an eye on one of her nips....

**packerd_00** · 12-28-16, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

looks to be another self-absorbed social media selfie type...... that's never gonna be model-material.....

looks like a POF profile that I'm surprised hasn't hit up the money shot..... guess it's a little too far south for him to drive too.....

Forgot Money Shot,yeah hed have been all over this broad.

**Eddy Munny** · 12-28-16, 04:01 PM

Wait, so is that chick with the tats the same one in the original post???

**Auto Donk** · 12-28-16, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Wait, so is that chick with the tats the same one in the original post???

it would appear that such is the case.....

diggity's investigative work on poontang is almost always spot on......

here's the last card she sent the guy that curbed her:

hurricane/screen door it is......