Highway Driving - How to Pass Tractor Trailer...other driving tips...

**PittsburghPlayer** · 04-30-16, 11:44 AM

Tip two: Either drive stoned on marijuana, or walk, use public transportation or...

Tip concerning Walking: Walk stoned. Impossible to receive infraction - unless committing a crime!!

ok, almost impossible!

**PittsburghPlayer** · 04-30-16, 12:07 PM

to show that I have a serious side!

if ever you find yourself driving "under the influence", or while "ability impaired"...

Find a safe place to park, exit vehicle with all keys (place them somewhere safe - on ground away from car), and then, still,
be careful.

Chances are that if you ever find yourself in that position that it will be dark...
beware, there are plenty of crazy fukks and a few corrupt police officers out there.
No disrespect to law enforcement.
Nope...
just crazy and/or corrupt people!

**reigle9** · 04-30-16, 02:42 PM

Less than 1% of people should have their license. I'm in a constant state of road rage. If you drive on the yellow line, I want you and your entire family dead. I could list about 1000 things that drive me insane every day.

**PittsburghPlayer** · 04-30-16, 02:57 PM

reigie9, you might loath inconsiderate, dumb-fukks as I do!

Bro`

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 04-30-16, 03:00 PM

**PittsburghPlayer** · 04-30-16, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

what don`t you get?

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 04-30-16, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer

what don`t you get?

Quite a bit apparently.

I'm checking into rehab.

It's over.

**PittsburghPlayer** · 04-30-16, 03:12 PM

If it is "over", skip rehab...
finish job. Make your boss proud!

I just remembered that you quit your job.
You must be doing something right!

**rkelly110** · 04-30-16, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer

I know this hardly ever happens...

(kidding)
Men, let your women know - especially if she has your kids in the car - that the proper way to pass a "big-truck" is to use the accelerator. . .
We drivers, tractor trailer and otherwise get a little bothered when you hang-out in the "passing lane" for 5 miles to pass us... especially when traffic does not necessarily dictate that it is "necessary".

To complete pass, when you get even with the "cab", ease off of the fuel, check your mirrors, and when it is safe...
PLEASE, get the fukk out of the "hammer" lane.
No Trooper is going to ticket you for getting the fukk away from us!

Safe travels...

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Sorry pal, you ain't a driver. Every tractor trailer driver that's male, loves a hot chick hanging by his cab, especially
when short skirts are worn. Hell, even us guys with regular trucks check out the chicks.

**PittsburghPlayer** · 04-30-16, 03:43 PM

rkelly110,

I suppose your angle has merit. However, I was obviously trying to appeal to the safety/common sense side of driving, with a hint of humor.
Besides, I wrote, "when even with cab swing steering wheel hard to the right, to cause an accident so that you can suck some truck driver dick.
What do you want from me Mange?

**reigle9** · 04-30-16, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer

rkelly110,

I suppose your angle has merit. However, I was obviously trying to appeal to the safety/common sense side of driving, with a hint of humor.
Besides, I wrote, "when even with cab swing steering wheel hard to the right, to cause an accident so that you can suck some truck driver dick.
What do you want from me Mange?

It has no merit. People that care or get annoyed about driving probably get laid and dont care about some oyster trying to cause a 300 car wreck on the fukking highway.

Lol. I might sound crazy about this, but it's 100x crazier what happens on the road all day every day. Idk how everybody isn't dead. I swerve every day of my life away from somebody that probably doesnt know how to tie their shoes.

**reigle9** · 04-30-16, 05:29 PM

Pitt, do you live in Pitt?

Buddy lives across from Heinz.

**PittsburghPlayer** · 04-30-16, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by reigle9

It has no merit. People that care or get annoyed about driving probably get laid and dont care about some oyster trying to cause a 300 car wreck on the fukking highway.
Lol. I might sound crazy about this, but it's 100x crazier what happens on the road all day every day. Idk how everybody isn't dead. I swerve every day of my life away from somebody that probably doesnt know how to tie their shoes.

Hey, don`t type/write/say anything,
but I do not like that rkelly110 character.
Isn`t he the one that wrote a song about pissing on a woman? "Gonna Piss on You"
He is?

OK never-mind, I like him!

**PittsburghPlayer** · 04-30-16, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by reigle9

Pitt, do you live in Pitt?

Buddy lives across from Heinz.

On Troy Hill? Or the Strip Disrtict?
No. I used to live there early 90`s. Have family there and still visit ...
as a matter of fact, family on Troy Hill.

**reigle9** · 04-30-16, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer

On Troy Hill? Or the Strip Disrtict?
No. I used to live there early 90`s. Have family there and still visit ...
as a matter of fact, family on Troy Hill.

Hell idk, I just know when I wake up there the ridiculously oversized windows are blasting me with light lol.