Best friends wifes bittom smells TERRIBLE 24/7

**DISTROYA** · 01-21-16, 08:09 PM

thx 4 the comic relief. All I said is 100% true. Unfortunately our circle is small and they are our closest friends for the past 15yrs.

**KVB** · 01-21-16, 08:11 PM

On a serious note, shock the pool then push her in.

**ByeShea** · 01-21-16, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by DISTROYA

i know because wherever she sits when they come over it stinks like dead fish and period odor. We actually take the couch seats out, scrub them and airate for a day. Problem is she comes like 3-4 times a week sits all over. Need advice sick of it. Shes quite overweight but i know lotsa fatties none smell bad.
Lets hear it set myself up good for jokes. Asked wife to tell her she said no way.

You should probably find new friends. ASAP.

Give your old pal one last shot, just three words: "Her or me".

Don't even post on SBR until you take care of this disgusting problem.

**existential** · 01-22-16, 01:42 AM

is she always wearing skirts with no underwear?

**konck** · 01-22-16, 06:21 AM

Good Stuff here made me laugh

**Da Manster!** · 01-22-16, 08:37 PM

Distroya!..I remember your friend's wife made the news a few years back!...

Knife-Wielding Woman Orders Husband To Perform Cunnilingus

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11/05/10 12:34pm Filed to: TRUE CRIME

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Melissa Lee Williams of West Virginia is facing assault and weapons charges after she showed up at her estranged husband's door with a knife and demanded of him and another man: "Eat my pussy."
Melissa Lee "commenced to undress herself," according to the police report,obtained by The Smoking Gun. Danny Williams "declined said invitation," but the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he "agreed to perform at her request." Um. Here's what happened next:

However, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams." Watson, understandably, "declined to proceed any further."
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly "produced a lock-back folding knife," opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: "Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your penetrating throat."

Surely you will find this shocking, but when the deputy arrived on the scene, all three of these people appeared to be intoxicated, and Melissa was naked from the waist down.

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report [The Smoking Gun]

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**DiggityDaggityDo** · 01-22-16, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

Distroya!..I remember your friend's wife made the news a few years back!...

Knife-Wielding Woman Orders Husband To Perform Cunnilingus

Dodai Stewart
11/05/10 12:34pm Filed to: TRUE CRIME

148.6K

285

Melissa Lee Williams of West Virginia is facing assault and weapons charges after she showed up at her estranged husband's door with a knife and demanded of him and another man: "Eat my pussy."
Melissa Lee "commenced to undress herself," according to the police report,obtained by The Smoking Gun. Danny Williams "declined said invitation," but the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he "agreed to perform at her request." Um. Here's what happened next:

However, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams." Watson, understandably, "declined to proceed any further."
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly "produced a lock-back folding knife," opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: "Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your penetrating throat."

Surely you will find this shocking, but when the deputy arrived on the scene, all three of these people appeared to be intoxicated, and Melissa was naked from the waist down.

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report [The Smoking Gun]

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**KVB** · 01-22-16, 08:50 PM

**The Kraken** · 01-22-16, 09:47 PM

They sound fat, fat people have more odors

If they're not fat, then I don't know. I've never had anyone in my house that had an ass stinch so bad I had to put the sofa in the washer, seems disgusting. If your sofa cushions have zippers, put a bunch of rocks in them, I bet she dont sit there no more

**RickyRoma** · 01-22-16, 10:13 PM

This thread is hilarious

**compaqDikk** · 01-23-16, 12:45 AM

take her out back by the toolshed and spray her down with lead lace Flint Michigan tap water via a hose

**gauchojake** · 01-23-16, 01:17 AM

bittom makes this whole thing sound more disgusting for some reason

**DISTROYA** · 01-28-16, 04:01 PM

yeah like british for bottom or something.

**teaserpleaser** · 01-28-16, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

Distroya!..I remember your friend's wife made the news a few years back!...

Knife-Wielding Woman Orders Husband To Perform Cunnilingus

Dodai Stewart
11/05/10 12:34pm Filed to: TRUE CRIME

148.6K

285

Melissa Lee Williams of West Virginia is facing assault and weapons charges after she showed up at her estranged husband's door with a knife and demanded of him and another man: "Eat my pussy."
Melissa Lee "commenced to undress herself," according to the police report,obtained by The Smoking Gun. Danny Williams "declined said invitation," but the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he "agreed to perform at her request." Um. Here's what happened next:

However, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams." Watson, understandably, "declined to proceed any further."
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly "produced a lock-back folding knife," opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: "Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your penetrating throat."

Surely you will find this shocking, but when the deputy arrived on the scene, all three of these people appeared to be intoxicated, and Melissa was naked from the waist down.

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report [The Smoking Gun]

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that bitch would have to cut me... Eating her out is worse than death

**Swinging Johnson** · 01-28-16, 08:56 PM

I have a couple of buddies who own a dojo. They are 5th and 6th degree black belts. Greatest guys you ever met. If you met them for cocktails you would have to pry it out of them that they are accomplished martial artists. Anyway they run a woman's self defense program in the afternoon. They confided to me - over many drinks- they have to keep the door open after class to air out the dojo before the regular classes begin. They no longer offer those classes.

**KVB** · 01-28-16, 09:03 PM

**buford7979** · 01-28-16, 09:58 PM

Lick the putrid smelly vadge and while you're down there say hey not to be rude or anything but you got a smelly snatch

**zizoudane10** · 01-28-16, 11:11 PM

WTF?
Good friends or not, I wouldn't let them set foot into my house. Disgusting. You gotta be kidding me man. Cleaning your furniture because the bitch sits on it??? Guy takes his shoes off and all have to leave the room??? COME ON MAN

They could be the nicest people ever, I would tell them to get a goddamn shower and use some deodorant for once. There is NO EXCUSE for this. Hell, I bet most homeless people don't smell that bad. It's rude and disgusting and an affront.

**TheMoneyShot** · 01-29-16, 12:59 AM

Plenty of Fish has plenty of Dumpster and Sewer Pu$$y.

**Auto Donk** · 01-29-16, 01:40 PM

he needs to read my "robin box" story......

**KVB** · 01-29-16, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by zizoudane10

WTF?
Good friends or not, I wouldn't let them set foot into my house. Disgusting. You gotta be kidding me man. Cleaning your furniture because the bitch sits on it??? Guy takes his shoes off and all have to leave the room??? COME ON MAN

They could be the nicest people ever, I would tell them to get a goddamn shower and use some deodorant for once. There is NO EXCUSE for this. Hell, I bet most homeless people don't smell that bad. It's rude and disgusting and an affront.

Zizou knows how to defend the castle.

**Da Manster!** · 01-29-16, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by zizoudane10

WTF?
Good friends or not, I wouldn't let them set foot into my house. Disgusting. You gotta be kidding me man. Cleaning your furniture because the bitch sits on it??? Guy takes his shoes off and all have to leave the room??? COME ON MAN

They could be the nicest people ever, I would tell them to get a goddamn shower and use some deodorant for once. There is NO EXCUSE for this. Hell, I bet most homeless people don't smell that bad. It's rude and disgusting and an affront.

**statnerds** · 01-29-16, 09:02 PM

wow, i never felt so lucky to be married to my wife

pussy smells fantastic

nothing like jerking off with a face full of her panties

**turtlejc** · 02-01-16, 04:49 AM

i need to come to the saloon more often

forgot about this place

good reading here

carry on...

**reigle9** · 02-01-16, 06:49 AM

Originally posted by cashin81

Theres a simple solution.
Next time you are at his house, you need to shit on his sofa.

Spit out a piece of corn and it went into my shoe. Yeah, I eat vegetable casserole for breakfast.

**Diesel79** · 02-01-16, 08:22 AM

send anonymous email... tell her its someone from work and she will be fired is she wont solve this problem... you are off the hook and bitch gets the message

**TheMoneyShot** · 02-01-16, 09:29 AM

I just don't understand these women who are on POF or any dating website.... that have a smelly gash? I mean... they know the panties are coming off in about 3 hours.... are they going to pretend not to notice? Or they don't smell? Some women are flat out retarded.

**reigle9** · 02-01-16, 02:21 PM

3 hours lol. I avg half that.

**zizoudane10** · 02-01-16, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Zizou knows how to defend the castle.

Originally posted by Da Manster!

YES, that would really piss me off!

**stevek173** · 02-01-16, 07:03 PM

have her dude stick a cork in it when she's sleeping

**turtlejc** · 02-02-16, 08:33 AM

This reminds me of a time back in 8th grade lol

I was finger blasting my old girlfriend at about 3:30pm knowing I had to be at my current girlfriends house about 5. Dunno what was up with old girl but she had caught something and had one of the raunchiest stankin snatches, the worst one to this day. I kinda ended this little session early and went for my walk to current girl..

Before I left, I noticed that every single piece of me and my clothing could not get rid of this stench. I washed my hands like 4 times. This girl had to know her shit was bad because I was in and out of her bathroom 5 times.. My old navy orange windbreaker was absolutely ruined. It would not go away but i proceeded to her house anyway and the whole time I was hanging out with current girlfriend, all I could smell was this girls rank pussay. No clue how this girl didn't smell it on me but we hung out for like 4 hours

Ah man the good ol days of 6-8th grade and high school. At one point I had 4 girlfriends at once until they all found out about each other

two of them won't even talk to me to this day and we are 30 years old

**Optional** · 02-02-16, 05:55 PM

Do you give the seat cushions a sniff after all your friends visit?

**DISTROYA** · 03-01-16, 07:04 PM

sick but yes, because I dont want anyone sitting on them and transferring that gawd-awful stench to their clothes and other seats.
I isolate the cushion, throw out on the patio, spray some fabreeze and hope its gone by the morning. Then only to repeat around 2x/week. They live very close, good friends with the wife. She has no family, parents are dead, doesnt speak to her siblings, so latches onto wife 4 life.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-19-22, 07:12 PM

Update?

**Bostongambler** · 05-19-22, 07:44 PM

I suspect it still smells like rotten tuna.