Who Are The Strip Club Jerkoffs Here??

**Bandit** · 12-23-15, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Lol give money to loser chicks that hate you and think your a pervert

I stay home and drink 2 beers with potato skins and use it for gambling

**PorkChop** · 12-23-15, 10:02 AM

The Rhino hates locals

**mpaschal34** · 12-23-15, 10:49 AM

Haven't been to a strip club in years. Only go when the wife drags me to one.

**BigOrange** · 12-23-15, 10:55 AM

Not many unless there's a place where the strippers take betpoints for lapdances!

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-23-15, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

Haven't been to a strip club in years. Only go when the wife drags me to one.

Matty please tell me your wife has a sister. Preferably one who's divorced & got a huge pay out from the proceedings!!

**Swinging Johnson** · 12-23-15, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Lol give money to loser chicks that hate you and think your a pervert

I stay home and drink 2 beers with potato skins and use it for gambling

I hear the insides of those potato skins feel like a real woman when they're microwaved for about 15 seconds.

**Auto Donk** · 12-23-15, 12:59 PM

yep, mpas hits it on the head.... only time to frequent the strip clubs is to recruit a hottie that wants to party with my better half and I, usually winds up nailed by both of us in the club.....

other patrons get pissed seeing what we're gettin' for free (not counting the party favors I dispense to said stripper(s))

**mpaschal34** · 12-23-15, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Matty please tell me your wife has a sister. Preferably one who's divorced & got a huge pay out from the proceedings!!

she does have some sisters....but believe me, you wouldn't want to get involved with them. my wife hasn't spoken to them in a couple of years because of attitudes. these women would drain you dry!

**zlaroc** · 12-23-15, 02:38 PM

I go to support my Wives while they make some Beer Money.

**Auto Donk** · 12-23-15, 02:42 PM

this was on one of my "sunday funday" t-shirts from back in the DonkLand Heyday...:

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 12-23-15, 02:45 PM

No, No, No.

I would go into detail but the stories are as outlandish as they are unbelievable.

**capone1899** · 12-23-15, 03:39 PM

Havent been to one in 10yrs. Why go to a strip club? Just hire an escort

**TheMoneyShot** · 12-23-15, 03:44 PM

Hard to find an attractive girl in a strip club these days.

Damn. Guys are settling at a strip club now?

Ugly sh#$ dancing.

**jjgold** · 12-23-15, 04:26 PM

Everyone has same basic bodies at those places

Guys stop acting like your rookies

**Auto Donk** · 12-23-15, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Hard to find an attractive girl in a strip club these days.

Damn. Guys are settling at a strip club now?

Ugly sh#$ dancing.

poor TMS.... it's hard to find an attractive girl in your area of the country, period.........

most Htown stippers at Treasures/Mens Club and a few other "higher end" places make that blonde trophy wife you posted photos of a few days ago look like a dog........

**rkelly110** · 12-23-15, 07:32 PM

I like to support my local wildlife once in a while.

**Ralphie Halves** · 12-23-15, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by PorkChop

The Rhino hates locals

So true. Never understood why either, it's often a bunch of industry guys with a bunch of cash in their pockets that go.

**Da Manster!** · 12-24-15, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by capone1899

Havent been to one in 10yrs. Why go to a strip club? Just hire an escort

...capone gets it...why blow hundreds of dollars for something you can't touch, eat, or penetrate?...only thing you can do at a strip club is look!...nothing else!...

...take that $100 and nail some backpage wench and bust a legitimate nut!...and save about $200 while you are at it!...

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-24-15, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

...capone gets it...why blow hundreds of dollars for something you can't touch, eat, or penetrate?...only thing you can do at a strip club is look!...nothing else!...

...take that $100 and nail some backpage wench and bust a legitimate nut!...and save about $200 while you are at it!...

$100 whores off of backpage

must be some quality girls

**Da Manster!** · 12-24-15, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

$100 whores off of backpage

must be some quality girls

it's all pink in the middle!...

...but seriously, it's no better or worse than strip clubs....there are both quality girls and skanks alike...

**Rich Boy** · 12-24-15, 01:12 PM

Got cleaned out at the strip clubs in Vegas last weekend, had a good time though!

**scumbag** · 12-24-15, 02:39 PM

strip clubs are retarded. instead, get some blow, rent a limo, and take a trip to pahrump (where the actual whore houses are). if you're gonna do it -- do it right!

**BigDofBA** · 12-24-15, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by Rich Boy

Got cleaned out at the strip clubs in Vegas last weekend, had a good time though!

Did you have to pay like a $45 cover?

**MoneyLineDawg** · 12-25-15, 12:25 AM

They have their place for special occasions with friends but that's about it