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  • Big Bear
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-01-11
    • 43253

    #1
    So i dont smoke ciggarettes BUT....
    I am supposed to do a research study where i have to smoke 2 cigs and then talk about it for 2 hours and they pay me $75

    should i do it?

    i mean i smoke weed but i hate the smell of ciggarettes and i dont know how to inhale from one...

    i am probably going to end up hitting it hard like a joint

    do you think it me make me gag??? have ashthma attack and not be able to breathe?

    do u think i will be able to make it sound like i know abou cigs?
  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    you should go smoke two "poles" in 15 minutes for $50.00..... better use of your time and you DON'T have to talk about it.....
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      worth it Bear

      $75 cash


      Easy ..do not inhale though..fake it
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        if you choose my recommended option, don't swallow....... fake it like a bad porn star and let it run outta the side of your mouth a few seconds after they're done...... it's worth it, better hourly return on your efforts.....

        plus, unlike cigarettes, you're no rookie
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        • Big Bear
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-01-11
          • 43253

          #5
          donker wtf
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          • Ted Sheckler
            SBR MVP
            • 01-08-14
            • 1936

            #6
            Big Bear, you thinking about Donk's suggestion? You don't get cancer suckin some dieck
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              Originally posted by Ted Sheckler
              Big Bear, you thinking about Donk's suggestion? You don't get cancer suckin some dieck
              not up on my research tho, can you get, in the words of Donald Sterling, "those aids" from gulping down throat yogurt?
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              • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-08-14
                • 14988

                #8
                As someone who smokes, (now only when I drink), I would do this bear.
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  mo, u need to be more specific, you didn't indicate which cylindrical object, cigarette or meat flute, you smoke while drinking
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                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-08-14
                    • 14988

                    #10
                    Donker,

                    Where I live it is a given that you mean cigarettes when you say you smoke.

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                    • jtoler
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 12-17-13
                      • 30967

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                      Donker,

                      Where I live it is a given that you mean cigarettes when you say you smoke.

                      What if you're the mayor?
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                      • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 05-08-14
                        • 14988

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jtoler
                        What if you're the mayor?
                        Our current mayor is not as exciting. I miss Robbie.

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                        • Ted Sheckler
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-08-14
                          • 1936

                          #13
                          Bear, what's the decision, smoke 2 cigs and risk cancer or suck 2 diecks and get that cash and no cancer.
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                            Donker,

                            Where I live it is a given that you mean cigarettes when you say you smoke.

                            hmmm...... i thought most anywhere in n. america, if someone approaches and says, "hey, you wanna go smoke", they're talkin weed....

                            only exception is that if they're white with shaved heads, or female with no teeth, they mean meth.........
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                            • downsouth
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-13-11
                              • 11580

                              #15
                              Bear the 2 rooster option looks pretty solid. Probably easy money for you
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                              • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-08-14
                                • 14988

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                hmmm...... i thought most anywhere in n. america, if someone approaches and says, "hey, you wanna go smoke", they're talkin weed....

                                only exception is that if they're white with shaved heads, or female with no teeth, they mean meth.........
                                That may be because everyone is already smoking in America.

                                I find there are way more smokers South of the 49th parallel
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                                • Big Bear
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 11-01-11
                                  • 43253

                                  #17
                                  so i went to do the study and when i got there nobody was there... it was not at the building i thought it was so i didnt end up doing it

                                  #fukk ciggs
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                                  • chipper
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 01-07-10
                                    • 1994

                                    #18
                                    Don't do it. You might just be a puff away from a pack a day!
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                                    • gauchojake
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 09-17-10
                                      • 34108

                                      #19
                                      This will lead to threads like

                                      how to quit cigs?
                                      My neighbor smokes menthols. Are they better?
                                      is vaping safe?
                                      Anyone ever tried Chantix?


                                      Please do not feed the bears
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Big Bear
                                        so i went to do the study and when i got there nobody was there... it was not at the building i thought it was so i didnt end up doing it

                                        #fukk ciggs
                                        you sound a bit edgy; here, have a smoke....
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by gauchojake
                                          This will lead to threads like

                                          how to quit cigs?
                                          My neighbor smokes menthols. Are they better?
                                          is vaping safe?
                                          Anyone ever tried Chantix?


                                          Please do not feed the bears
                                          had the pleasure of representing a friend of a friend who was using chantix to quit smoking...... lead to one helluva criminal episode.....

                                          he's at a bar with friends, starts hallucinating and talkin' a bunch of shit about being in the CIA.... amazingly, none of his friends slap him upside the head and say "wtf is wrong with you, brah"..... the more he drinks, after having taken his daily dose of chantix, the more it affects hiim. Nevertheless, while trippin'ballsboy is talking nonsense, his friend/wingman is picking up two chicks who, despite the idiotic ramblings of chantixboy, decide to go back to the other guy's place. Other guy drives their bmw, while chantixboy follows them in his truck.....

                                          all goes well until the reach the guys house, for as the bmw with the two girls and other guy pulls up in front of the house and stops, chantixboy guns it and plows into their parked car doing about 40 mph..... in that instant the night goes from "we're gettin' laid, brah" to having two pissed off chicks with a rear ended bmw.....

                                          they confront trippin'ballsboy, and he starts screaming at them; they try to call 911 on their cell phones, he grabs them and smashes them against the wingman's house.... they are yelling at him so he immediately strips down and hauls ass on foot down the street.

                                          mind you, he has no recollection of any of this, and now we have to put together what happens from a string of 911 calls from neighbors.... first call, "911, what's your emergency?" "there's a naked guy in my back yard showering down with my water hose. Wait, he just ran behind my garage."...... second call "911...." "yah, there's a guy climbing my fence coming into my back yard. I think he's naked. What should I do?" "officers are on the way, don't confront him."

                                          officers arrive on the scene. chantixboy sees flashing lights, so he runs for cover, sees a ditch, half full of water..... not realizing cops are watching him, they see him dive into the ditch, naked, and go under water.... nearby they see his nose poke above the surface like some sort of water turtle, trying to breath air while not exposing the rest of himself.... at this point, the cops are damn near laughing.

                                          they approach with guns drawn, and CB makes a "oh yes they call him the Streak" brake for it, hauling ass naked back by the original wreck scene, down the middle of the street, cops in tow..... unfortunately for him, the other cops talking to the women see the approaching streaker, and make a splendid "across the bow" takedown CB never sees coming..... he has no recollection of any of it......

                                          I get him a plea deal for deferred adjudication on the charge of "leaving the scene of an accident." all other charges dropped after I asserted the "Chantix Defense."
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                                          • muldoon
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 01-04-10
                                            • 4397

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Big Bear
                                            I am supposed to do a research study where i have to smoke 2 cigs and then talk about it for 2 hours and they pay me $75
                                            I'll pay you to smoke 75 a day for 2 years.
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                                            • stevenash
                                              Moderator
                                              • 01-17-11
                                              • 65417

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Ted Sheckler
                                              Bear, what's the decision, smoke 2 cigs and risk cancer or suck 2 diecks and get that cash and no cancer.
                                              No brainer.
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                                              • Big Bear
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-01-11
                                                • 43253

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by chipper
                                                Don't do it. You might just be a puff away from a pack a day!

                                                i decided not to go.

                                                not worth the health risk
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                                                • cashin81
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 09-10-14
                                                  • 12946

                                                  #25
                                                  what a pussy. 2 cigs???????
                                                  did you not experiment as a young bear?
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                                                  • Booya711
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 12-20-11
                                                    • 27329

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                    As someone who smokes, (now only when I drink), I would do this bear.
                                                    But you drink 18 hours a day Mo....so that's a lot of smoking!
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