Hot Polish Cleaner At The Workplace

**Vaughany** · 11-03-14, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

So there's this hot polish cleaner at my workplace. looks in her twentys same as me. blonde. haven't said anything to her other then hi and a smile at this point, but i have seen her look at me a few times. i went to take a piss and she was in the next cubicle, when i came out she was facing the opposite wall on her knees cleaning which was a little weird

A co-worker said she had B.J tattoed on her neck, not sure if he was joking but if true she must be good at giving head.

How should i start a conversation / what should i say to her?

Dont be so misogynistic Marzie. Maybe she's just a big BJ Penn fan?

If she is, then you can start a convo with "do you like to carry rocks underwater"?

**marzwoody** · 11-03-14, 04:56 PM

**Auto Donk** · 11-03-14, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

So there's this hot polish cleaner at my workplace. looks in her twentys same as me. blonde. haven't said anything to her other then hi and a smile at this point, but i have seen her look at me a few times. i went to take a piss and she was in the next cubicle, when i came out she was facing the opposite wall on her knees cleaning which was a little weird

A co-worker said she had B.J tattoed on her neck, not sure if he was joking but if true she must be good at giving head.

How should i start a conversation / what should i say to her?

dude.... It could not have been more obvious.... she wanted u to come play a game known in her homeland as "Hide the Polish Sausage" -- a game her uncle taught her at age 12....

she expected you to mount up... (being from Poland, she's unfamiliar with what we politically correct Americans call "sexual harassment" laws).

fck her already, before I come up there and do it myself!

**Vaughany** · 11-03-14, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

dude.... It could not have been more obvious.... she wanted u to come play a game known in her homeland as "Hide the Polish Sausage" -- a game her uncle taught her at age 12....

she expected you to mount up... (being from Poland, she's unfamiliar with what we politically correct Americans call "sexual harassment" laws).

fck her already, before I come up there and do it myself!

Lmao

**Kermit** · 11-03-14, 05:55 PM

Break the ice with a good Polish joke. They love that.

My wife is Polish.

**marzwoody** · 11-03-14, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by Kermit

Break the ice with a good Polish joke. They love that.

My wife is Polish.

Well im assuming she's Polish since she has an accent. i tried to catch her on her break (to chat) but no luck she must take her break in the building next door. would rather not try and talk to her while she's busy mopping floors

**ki dice** · 11-03-14, 06:11 PM

can you post a picture.

**marzwoody** · 11-03-14, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by ki dice

can you post a picture.

No.

**Vaughany** · 11-03-14, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

Well im assuming she's Polish since she has an accent. i tried to catch her on her break (to chat) but no luck she must take her break in the building next door. would rather not try and talk to her while she's busy mopping floors

Hahahaha jeezus marzie, Poland isnt the only other country! Could be Lithuanian, Serbian, Ukrainian, Russian, Latvian, etc...!

**ki dice** · 11-03-14, 06:24 PM

take a picture when shes not looking and post it why not

**Vaughany** · 11-03-14, 06:25 PM

Next time she goes to carry bin somewhere (I assume she does tht seeing as shes the cleaner) or does something else tht requires lifting an object you should offer to help and do it for her. Tht way you break the ice and shows you are a kind warmhearted gent. You can then ask her name, where shes from etc...

Before you know it youll be gettin a blowj in toilet and she'll be getting you to marry her so she can get a British passport and claim benefits. Happy dayz

**Plaza23** · 11-03-14, 06:26 PM

Ask her what her name is.
Tell her that you think she's so pretty.
Tell her that you guys should be friends.

Dont ask her out or anything when you introduce yourself. Just break the ice and get to know each other. Next time she comes into your office ask her how her week was.

Lot of times cleaning people or maids or what not will perk up and really appreciate being talked to as if they are a legit friend, and not just some cleaning lady. Dont come off as patronizing or to douchebag aggressive. Just be nice and friendly.

There was a girl at my grocery store who stalks the shelves at like 12 am - sometimes on weekend nights when I go and shop there. I told her she was way too pretty to be stocking shelves. Thats all it took to strike up a quick friendship. Sometimes thats all it takes is one nice comment.

**ki dice** · 11-03-14, 06:28 PM

plaza nice avatar is that your girlfriend

**NunyaBidness** · 11-03-14, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Next time she goes to carry bin somewhere (I assume she does tht seeing as shes the cleaner) or does something else tht requires lifting an object you should offer to help and do it for her. Tht way you break the ice and shows you are a kind warmhearted gent. You can then ask her name, where shes from etc...

Dude! You've seen Marzy. Next time he needs to carry a bin somewhere, he probably should ask her for help lifting it.

**cashin81** · 11-03-14, 06:32 PM

"soooooo, my buddy said you have a BJ tattoo on your neck?"

I dont see how this cant work.

**ki dice** · 11-03-14, 06:34 PM

I think you guys been watching to many porn movies. this is real life shes going to just go in the bathroom and blow him is what your implying.

**actiondan** · 11-03-14, 06:39 PM

Your gay if you dont penetrate her this week

**Ralphie Halves** · 11-03-14, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by Plaza23

Ask her what her name is.
Tell her that you think she's so pretty.
Tell her that you guys should be friends.

Dont ask her out or anything when you introduce yourself. Just break the ice and get to know each other. Next time she comes into your office ask her how her week was.

Lot of times cleaning people or maids or what not will perk up and really appreciate being talked to as if they are a legit friend, and not just some cleaning lady. Dont come off as patronizing or to douchebag aggressive. Just be nice and friendly.

There was a girl at my grocery store who stalks the shelves at like 12 am - sometimes on weekend nights when I go and shop there. I told her she was way too pretty to be stocking shelves. Thats all it took to strike up a quick friendship. Sometimes thats all it takes is one nice comment.

Nice, a real answer!

**marzwoody** · 11-03-14, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Hahahaha jeezus marzie, Poland isnt the only other country! Could be Lithuanian, Serbian, Ukrainian, Russian, Latvian, etc...!

Could be. i guess because there's not many immigrants where i live, i just have this idea that she's Polish for some reason. could be russian..

**marzwoody** · 11-03-14, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

Dude! You've seen Marzy. Next time he needs to carry a bin somewhere, he probably should ask her for help lifting it.

Well considering my job was lifting shit all day up until this week, i think ill be ok if she looks like she needs a hand lol.

**ki dice** · 11-03-14, 06:53 PM

ahh I love russian

**NunyaBidness** · 11-03-14, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by Plaza23

There was a girl at my grocery store who stalks the shelves at like 12 am - sometimes on weekend nights when I go and shop there. I told her she was way too pretty to be stocking shelves. Thats all it took to strike up a quick friendship. Sometimes thats all it takes is one nice comment.

People love to be told their work is beneath them.

**NunyaBidness** · 11-03-14, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

Well considering my job was lifting shit all day up until this week, i think ill be ok if she looks like she needs a hand lol.

Just penetrating with you bro. How's the weightlifting going?

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-03-14, 06:59 PM

Marzy, I wish I could help you here, but I haven't fukked anyone over the last 2,856 days.

I have absolutely no idea what to do or say around women anymore, and I refuse to offer you some BS advice that I pulled out of my ass.

I hope others here can be of help, though. Good luck to you in your quest to bang this foreign cleaning lady.

**ki dice** · 11-03-14, 07:03 PM

parlay wow 10 years I hope your masturbating every now and again you know its poison in your body that has to get out.

**ki dice** · 11-03-14, 07:06 PM

parlay I feel for you remember no matter how bad things get.thats why there are spas , escorts,hookers callgirls,ugly girls etc

**marzwoody** · 11-03-14, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by Plaza23

Ask her what her name is.
Tell her that you think she's so pretty.
Tell her that you guys should be friends.

Dont ask her out or anything when you introduce yourself. Just break the ice and get to know each other. Next time she comes into your office ask her how her week was.

Lot of times cleaning people or maids or what not will perk up and really appreciate being talked to as if they are a legit friend, and not just some cleaning lady. Dont come off as patronizing or to douchebag aggressive. Just be nice and friendly.

There was a girl at my grocery store who stalks the shelves at like 12 am - sometimes on weekend nights when I go and shop there. I told her she was way too pretty to be stocking shelves. Thats all it took to strike up a quick friendship. Sometimes thats all it takes is one nice comment.

It could go one of two ways.. she seems like a nice person, hard working. she could have a husband / boyfriend / kid.

Could be single, and desperate for male attention, some guy to be nice to her. it would be awkward asking her for her name since we walked past each other quite a few times.

I think its the second but its hard to get a read on her.

**Bostongambler** · 11-03-14, 07:09 PM

Tell her a Polish joke. That should break the ice.

**Auto Donk** · 11-03-14, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Next time she goes to carry bin somewhere (I assume she does tht seeing as shes the cleaner) or does something else tht requires lifting an object you should offer to help and do it for her. Tht way you break the ice and shows you are a kind warmhearted gent. You can then ask her name, where shes from etc...

Before you know it youll be gettin a blowj in toilet and she'll be getting you to marry her so she can get a British passport and claim benefits. Happy dayz

there's a saying that encompasses all this hibbity swhibbity bibbity.... and it's "nice guys finish last." Grab the bitch by her eastern euro hair (like her uncle, brothers, and every boyfriend she had back home did), drag her into the nearest cubicle, and go ass to mouth on her.........

**Auto Donk** · 11-03-14, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by Plaza23

Ask her what her name is.
Tell her that you think she's so pretty.
Tell her that you guys should be friends.

Dont ask her out or anything when you introduce yourself. Just break the ice and get to know each other. Next time she comes into your office ask her how her week was.

Lot of times cleaning people or maids or what not will perk up and really appreciate being talked to as if they are a legit friend, and not just some cleaning lady. Dont come off as patronizing or to douchebag aggressive. Just be nice and friendly.

There was a girl at my grocery store who stalks the shelves at like 12 am - sometimes on weekend nights when I go and shop there. I told her she was way too pretty to be stocking shelves. Thats all it took to strike up a quick friendship. Sometimes thats all it takes is one nice comment.

that's the gayest shit i've ever heard...... fck, might as well go biggie smallz on her:

"Most of these niggaz think they be mackin but they be actin
Who they attractin with that line, "What's your name, what's your sign"?
Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind
And ask what your interests are, "who you be with"?
Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial
You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go call my crew
You go call your crew
We can rendezvou at the bar around two
Plans to leave, throw the keys to Lil Cease
Pull the truck up, front, and roll up the next blunt
So we can steam on the way to the telly go fill my belly
A t-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch's grape
Conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do
What we came to do, ain't that right boo (truuuueee)
Forget the telly we just go to the crib
and watch a movie in the jacuzzi smoke l's while you do me"

shit................ don't get no better than that..........

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-03-14, 07:19 PM

Originally posted by ki dice

parlay wow 10 years I hope your masturbating every now and again you know its poison in your body that has to get out.

I don't let myself get too backed up, but are you serious that I'd die if I went a while without doing it?

Any chance that not touching myself for a few hundred days (say, less than 797 days) could lead to death?

**ki dice** · 11-03-14, 07:22 PM

no def not death , but if you go 797 days without touching yourself on day 798 its going to shoot out like a penetrating cannon.possibly even put a hole in the wall.

**Auto Donk** · 11-03-14, 07:25 PM

Originally posted by ParlayininHTown

I don't let myself get too backed up, but are you serious that I'd die if I went a while without doing it?

Any chance that not touching myself for a few hundred days (say, less than 797 days) could lead to death?

according to a clinical study, the results of which came out this week, "clearing the pipes" dramatically decreases the risk of cancer.....

accordingly, go down to walmart and buy a big tub of vaseline, and hammer away at yourself at least once per day......... i recommend going to pornhub or pornmd.com to find whatever the fck it is that turns you on, and then spill that fckin' seed!!!!

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-03-14, 07:25 PM

Originally posted by ki dice

no def not death , but if you go 797 days without touching yourself on day 798 its going to shoot out like a penetrating cannon.possibly even put a hole in the wall.

Not the answer I was hoping for, Dice.

Pretty disappointed in fact ...