Dead Pool - SBR Forum Moderators

**pat venditto** · 02-23-09, 04:25 PM

some infractions might be thrown out after this.

**daggerkobe** · 02-23-09, 04:27 PM

Pretty obvious who the big fav is.....

**flyingillini** · 02-23-09, 04:28 PM

VD can't be in good health.

**sickler** · 02-23-09, 04:31 PM

Some suggestions for cause of death:

General - clogged arteries (too much greasy McD's)

CrazyLou - collapse during a long climb up a steep cliff (exercise regimen, biting off more than he can chew...)

**daggerkobe** · 02-23-09, 04:32 PM

VD looked chubbier in his last video. Probably not good idea moving to a state where they don't ask to supersize, they just do it.

**betplom** · 02-23-09, 04:33 PM

Willie Bee has to be favoured in this contest, Vegas Dave a close second, Dave left a very safe place in California for a very dangerous place called Texas, I hope VD can handle himself in the gladiator state.

**SBR Lou** · 02-23-09, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by sickler

CrazyLou - collapse during a long climb up a steep cliff (exercise regimen, biting off more than he can chew...)

I've gained 2.5 lbs since the weight loss contest started.

**betplom** · 02-23-09, 04:38 PM

There may be some value in Justin7 as he claims to be a winning gambler, in tough times books need to do what they must to keep profitable, sending Justin7 to the bottom of a lake in cement shoes doesn't seem unreasonable.

**Chi_archie** · 02-23-09, 04:40 PM

is the general already dead? when was the last time he posted?

Vegas Dave and Crazylou may have accidently eaten him in the midst of devouring a bucket of wings at lunch

**daggerkobe** · 02-23-09, 04:40 PM

Crazyl might be the fittest out of them, but he's probably got a bookie after him, trying to collect for his tennis losses.

**VegasDave** · 02-23-09, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

is the general already dead? when was the last time he posted?

Vegas Dave and Crazylou may have accidently eaten him in the midst of devouring a bucket of wings at lunch

I thought the chicken tasted funny, but I assumed it was just a Texas thing.

**tullamore** · 02-23-09, 04:43 PM

Do any of the mods qualify for life insurance? THe premiums most be off the wall if they do.

**pavyracer** · 02-23-09, 04:44 PM

It's a dead even heat between The General, CrazyLou and VegasDave. With a combined weight of more than a 1/2 ton someone is going to have a heart attack sooner than later.

**Willie Bee** · 02-23-09, 04:55 PM

I Willie Bee, being of unsound mind and aging body, do hereby set this forth as my official last will and testament.

To my daughter BadNina, I leave my cowboy hat, photos of happier times when your mom and I were together (that was one helluva' weekend), and half of the family ranch out in Bum Fcuk, Texas.

To my best friend forever, Bread, I leave my bike and half of my gambling debts.

To my latest wife Queen Bee, I leave the other half of the gambling debts which should be covered by the 401k that I also leave.

To my cat Gomez, I bequeath all of my individual stocks and bonds plus the Edward D. Jones account. Spend it wisely, Gomez, and try not to cough up any hairballs on the good sofa.

To fiveteamer, I leave one infraction per day for a year.

To betplom, I leave the other half of the ranch in Texas. What's that, you can't come to Texas? Ok, then the whole ranch goes to my daughter.

To the gang down at Gruene Hall, I leave $5000 for which to purchase Lone Star longnecks during the free matinee shows on Saturday and Sunday afternoons.

To Casperwaits, I leave you one Final Top 10 list - Things I hope to hear while mourners are passing by during the viewing:

10) He always looked good in blue.
9) I never knew he had such big hands.
8) Bastard owes me $100, no I'll never get it.
7) The devil's got no clue what he's in for when this guy arrives.
6) He always looked younger than his age, well, not now, but before.
5) At least now we'll have a chance on poker night.
4) Does anyone know what kind of beer they're serving at the wake?
3) The casket is beautiful, and it goes well with his tie.
2) I'll tell you what, nobody will ever top that party he threw last weekend.
1) Look! He's moving!

**SBR Lou** · 02-23-09, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by tullamore

Do any of the mods qualify for life insurance? THe premiums most be off the wall if they do.

I do maintain a healthy lifestyle with my rhythmic keystrokes. I can type 115 WPM and in doing so burn approximately 0.5 calories per paragraph.

**Bread** · 02-23-09, 05:35 PM

I know he's not technically a mod, but I'm going with Loshak.

Guy just seems stressed out lately.

**The General** · 02-24-09, 08:23 PM

I am a solid bet if you guys want to put up a price on the exchange.

Good luck

**Chi_archie** · 02-24-09, 09:52 PM

good to see ya genny

**Casi** · 02-24-09, 09:59 PM

what a fvkked up thread..

**Nicky Santoro** · 02-24-09, 10:08 PM

Vegasdave and the General have to be the odds on favorites now.. Genny eats very bad and does nothing all day but post.. he only eats greasy food and never exercises, while Vegasdave now lives in texas and will now be in front of pc 98 hrs a week and is no longer getting any exercise or sex from the GF as she is miles away now.. he cant leave the house anymore to meet women cause he has a job here now and the only way he stays in shape now is if he wacks off 4x a day to stay in tip top shape.. so it's between genny and dave..

**pavyracer** · 02-24-09, 10:09 PM

Put Genny, VD and CLou on the back of a 1/2 ton truck and the shocks will fail.

**Panic** · 02-24-09, 10:12 PM

General is back? Hell yeah.

**VegasDave** · 02-24-09, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by Casi

what a fvkked up thread..

Welcome to SBR

**Chi_archie** · 02-25-09, 02:19 AM

has nicky put any x-bets up on matchy yet? nah, he wouldn't be that class-less

**betplom** · 01-06-12, 01:10 AM

Originally posted by Casi

what a fvkked up thread..

what?

**sickler** · 03-10-14, 01:17 AM

Things were a bit edgier around here five years ago.

Safe to bump this thread because all of the named staff members are still living. Hope they are....

**Jayvegas420** · 03-10-14, 03:02 AM

They're alive.
Sad thing is, 1/2 of them are banned.

**thechaoz** · 03-10-14, 03:17 AM

We need another! With SBR Book odds

**shari91** · 03-10-14, 03:28 AM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

They're alive.
Sad thing is, 1/2 of them are banned.

None of them are banned.

**shari91** · 03-10-14, 03:33 AM

Originally posted by thechaoz

We need another! With SBR Book odds

No!! I went to a psychic in my 20s at some world-renowned crazy place in Florida and the stupid biatch told me I wouldn't live to see my 40th bday. I still have the audio tape somewhere back home. It didn't bother me too much back then as it seemed so long away but now I'm on the countdown. 360 days to go and ticking. Or if you must make a death pool now I suggest everyone go all in on me.

**Mitchell88** · 03-10-14, 08:12 AM

Originally posted by shari91

No!! I went to a psychic in my 20s at some world-renowned crazy place in Florida and the stupid biatch told me I wouldn't live to see my 40th bday. I still have the audio tape somewhere back home. It didn't bother me too much back then as it seemed so long away but now I'm on the countdown. 360 days to go and ticking. Or if you must make a death pool now I suggest everyone go all in on me.

you have to find that tape and play it

. what a dumb psychic that's a good way to lose customers

**shari91** · 03-10-14, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by Mitchell88

you have to find that tape and play it

. what a dumb psychic that's a good way to lose customers

haha, right? The tape's in the basement of my parents house back home. I can totally picture what shelf it's on. The chick was horrible! Everything was all doom and gloom. I wish I could remember the name of that place. The whole town is dedicated to psychics and that kind of stuff and people fly in from all over the world just to get readings there. She did nail my mom dying though although she was off by a few months. That's the part that still trips me out.

**sickler** · 03-10-14, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by shari91

None of them are banned.

Wasn't BBD a mod here when Plommer made the list? There's a banned one.

**ProPicker713** · 03-10-14, 11:10 PM

The missing mods are with the Malaysia airplane right now................... with aliens.