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Just read a tweet from Lon McEachern (who I’ve always liked but don’t know much about him the person)
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Smell is wafting upstairs to my office.
About to go chow down but first I have a play.
I've tried many NCAAB Funds the last couple of years, almost all of them I stopped posting, not because of losses, but because it's an enormous pain in the ass...lol.
But I want to share this one because I want show the Forum some professional handicapping techniques and how we use some metrics.
I'll write up a description later for this Fund that should generate a mere 50-60 plays a year but a solid 55-56% set of wins.
The KVB NCAAB Visiting Team Momentum Fund has picked up...
This play is for tomorrow.747 3-Dec MARSHALL -125
These plays don't have to be dogs, but they have to be on the road. Most of these can be be bought at the open, but the line can also move into range here, for value.
Time for dinner, good luck.
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Before Sally Struthers discovered the wonderful world of chocolate bon bons she had one of the most amazing pair of casabas I’ve ever seen.
And I’ve seen my fair share of sweater meat I tell ‘ya what.Comment -
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Man's wife sells his Playstation 5 after she discovers he lied and said it was an air purifier
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Let's face it, this thread is comprised of posters that are some of the absolutely most interrsting people on the planet.
They all want to be us.
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Oh shit, I had to mention a dog.
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LOL fell for that shit as a young buck.
Kinda...
Me and a buddy.
Sad thing is that we already knew the donkey shows were fake.
But man, this one Mexican dude in Tijuana was Sooooo convincing and wouldn't let up.
Eventually we were like OK fuk it, let's see where he takes us. If there is a donkey show or not a donkey show we're still getting drunk and having fun.
Yeah, so this mother fukker zig zagged us all over Tijuana (smart... to get us lost).
Ended up in some dead ass, dark ass, scary bar with like two people in it. He said, "This is the donkey bar".
Wtf??
Then he pulled something out of his sock and asked if we wanted it. It was white powder in a baggie.
OK... so if we buy this shit we're getting locked up in Mexico, right? That's what I'm thinking.
No thanks. He kept pressing though. Hard. But nope. My friend almost gave in. But I talked him out of it.
Then the mother fukker asked for a tip for bringing him to the "donkey bar"
My friend was about to go off, I was a little more sober and was like, dude lets just give this guy a 20 and be on our way.
He took the 20 and he left the bar. That was actually a relief, I figured he was heading back for more suckers.
But holy shit, finding our way back to the main tourist spot in TJ was a mission when drunk.
A little scary, and a little fun. Saw some shit. Saw some (tons) of whores.
GREAT MEMORIES!
Next time I will let you know if I did or did not bang a Mexican hooker. But we'll save that for another day.
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My dad served in the Navy and he's been to Mexico...Unfortunately, you and your buddy got conned by a filthy rat...it's no secret they don't care for Americans and try to screw us over any way they can...but with his military brothers, they were treated like royalty...My dad specifically mentioned the city of Juarez and how a group of 4 Mexican whores would suck and fukk the donkey and whichever one could make it cumm would get the money pot which filled to the hilt with 5's, 10's, 20's, 50's, 100's, etc!...My dad told me there had to be at least $15,000 in there easily...damn good money for the 60's!...they had a blast watching that shit and drinking tequila...dad told me some other shady shit that they used to do down there but that is another story for another time!...LOL fell for that shit as a young buck.
Kinda...
Me and a buddy.
Sad thing is that we already knew the donkey shows were fake.
But man, this one Mexican dude in Tijuana was Sooooo convincing and wouldn't let up.
Eventually we were like OK fuk it, let's see where he takes us. If there is a donkey show or not a donkey show we're still getting drunk and having fun.
Yeah, so this mother fukker zig zagged us all over Tijuana (smart... to get us lost).
Ended up in some dead ass, dark ass, scary bar with like two people in it. He said, "This is the donkey bar".
Wtf??
Then he pulled something out of his sock and asked if we wanted it. It was white powder in a baggie.
OK... so if we buy this shit we're getting locked up in Mexico, right? That's what I'm thinking.
No thanks. He kept pressing though. Hard. But nope. My friend almost gave in. But I talked him out of it.
Then the mother fukker asked for a tip for bringing him to the "donkey bar"
My friend was about to go off, I was a little more sober and was like, dude lets just give this guy a 20 and be on our way.
He took the 20 and he left the bar. That was actually a relief, I figured he was heading back for more suckers.
But holy shit, finding our way back to the main tourist spot in TJ was a mission when drunk.
A little scary, and a little fun. Saw some shit. Saw some (tons) of whores.
GREAT MEMORIES!
Next time I will let you know if I did or did not bang a Mexican hooker. But we'll save that for another day.
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I wish I could write like Nasher.
My story would have been much more detailed and entertaining.
I would have mentioned the teenage Mexicans sitting in the trees along the sidewalks as we were on our way to the ‘donkey show’.
I know they were up to no good, but we had a host, so they were on their best behavior.
Man, thinking back, that night could have turned out so bad.
So many other things I haven’t mentioned.
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I’m watching Caddyshack for like the millionth time.
So many classic one liners, you know they’re coming, you’ve heard them a million times before and you still piss your pants laughing.
“Wanna make 14 dollars the hard Way”?
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Nasher...DDD, KVB, and I are planning a trip to Tijuana to go see the infamous donkey show...are you in, pal?...
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Wait...
Can Fidels come too?Comment -
If you've ever been to TJ, you know how easy it is to get a nut of for $20.
Plus $5 for a room! lolComment -
The Baby Ruth bar in the swimming pool.
Come on, that’s comedy gold.Comment -
Prostitution is basically legal all over the world except for here in the USA!...
...bunch of goddam self-righteous, morals infested, value and ethics driven pussy ass snowflakes!...
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Give it time, Manster.
We'll get there.
You can do meth and crack and heroin in Oregon now.
So it's just a matter of time.Comment -
This might happen.
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^^^...shit just got real!...
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I'm good
I'll find something else to doComment
