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**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-24-19, 10:56 PM

If we could just get one mosquito net to each family in Africa, we could save millions of

...................... mosquitos from needlessly dying of AIDS.

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-24-19, 10:56 PM

I expect both points and nominations for that one

**KVB** · 07-24-19, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

I expect both points and nominations for that one

**KVB** · 07-24-19, 11:00 PM

**KVB** · 07-24-19, 11:00 PM

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-24-19, 11:01 PM

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-24-19, 11:02 PM

A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks.
He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they ****** in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."

**KVB** · 07-24-19, 11:02 PM

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-24-19, 11:03 PM

Why is it so hard to break up with your Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the message.

**KVB** · 07-24-19, 11:06 PM

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-24-19, 11:07 PM

Little Johnny wakes up one night hearing strange noises from his parent's bedroom. He opens the door to his parents room and sees mom, handcuffed to the bed's headboard, dad ramming her from behind. Johnny screams. Dad turns to looks at him, laughs and gives mom a slap on the bum for good measure. Johnny runs away, screaming. Once dad has finished mom off, he uncuffs her. She immediately says, 'You better go tell Johnny everything is OK, the shit he just saw could scar him for life".

Dad rolls his eyes and begrudgingly agrees. Pulls on his robe and heads for Johnny's room only to find it's empty. He then heads for the TV room but when he passes the guest room, he notices the door is ajar, noises coming from inside. He opens the door to look in and sees Granny on her hands and knees, little Johnny penetrating her from behind.

Dad screams.

Johnny turns around looks at him and says "Yeah, not so funny when it's your mom huh?"

**KVB** · 07-24-19, 11:45 PM

**KVB** · 07-24-19, 11:59 PM

**KVB** · 07-25-19, 12:02 AM

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-25-19, 12:15 AM

Good jokes, Fidels.

Very good jokes.

We've heard them years ago, but it's good to re-hash.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-25-19, 12:17 AM

Fidels lets see some pictures of hot girls in the Chinese Ice Cream Shop eating ice cream.

I know you have them... You are one sneaky mother fukker... Share with us, man.

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-25-19, 12:30 AM

You ain't heard shit years ago

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-25-19, 12:30 AM

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive , mother fukker?

Cuz shes a woman

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-25-19, 12:31 AM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

If we could just get one mosquito net to each family in Africa, we could save millions of

...................... mosquitos from needlessly dying of AIDS.

Funniest joke ever assembled

**KVB** · 07-25-19, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Fidels lets see some pictures of hot girls in the Chinese Ice Cream Shop eating ice cream.

I know you have them... You are one sneaky mother fukker... Share with us, man.

Forgot he sent them to me to post. My bad...

**KVB** · 07-25-19, 12:33 AM

My shop will be a little different, DDD...

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-25-19, 12:33 AM

Post some hot chicks from your shop ,KVB

I'm busy at the moment

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-25-19, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

Post some hot chicks from your shop ,KVB

I'm busy at the moment

Would of been the funniest joke ever assembled
If I would of posted it before post #82752

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-25-19, 12:37 AM

Why do black people have white palms ????

Because theres a little bit of good in everyone

**KVB** · 07-25-19, 12:38 AM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

Would of been the funniest joke ever assembled
If I would of posted it before post #82752

**KVB** · 07-25-19, 12:39 AM

Yeah, just to be clear...

CashFlow's shop...

Will not be like mine...

**KVB** · 07-25-19, 12:41 AM

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-25-19, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by KVB

Yeah, just to be clear...

CashFlow's shop...

Will not be like mine...

Pedophiles are fukking immature assholes.

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**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-25-19, 12:45 AM

Originally posted by KVB

Yeah, just to be clear

CashFlows shop Will not be like mine...

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Lol cuz mine will be open for business

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-25-19, 12:47 AM

**KVB** · 07-25-19, 12:49 AM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

Pedophiles are fukking immature assholes...

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-25-19, 12:50 AM

Originally posted by KVB

My shop will be a little different, DDD...

My God!!!

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-25-19, 12:51 AM

I'm destroying you fellas from my shop , on a android phone , with loud deep freezers all around me

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-25-19, 12:56 AM

Fidels is finally home, from mopping floors at the Baskin-Robbins, telling 1980's jokes.

**KVB** · 07-25-19, 03:00 PM

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

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