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[Auto Donk]

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why is this guy being bashful? (as if we don't all already know why--think JJ's junk)

I have some babe signaling me like that, I signal back.....

spread legs and just happen to let it drop out.....

be taggin' away in the parkin' lot in less than five minutes....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker, you ever sling butthole?

I'm asking because I am not sure what it means.

Actually fidels might need to let us know as it's probably white trash talk.

[Auto Donk]

slingin' generally means puttin one in the sling attached to the ceiling, and tearing that ass up as their feet are in teh leather straps up along the lower chains holding it up.....

nevertheless, i'm intrigued.....

typical sling set up:




i prefer havin' her in this one, as the legs are jacked higher up and less chance to squirm:

[DiggityDaggityDo]

^^^^^^^ Looks like something Fidels would sit in while his boys sling his butthole.

[Auto Donk]

caveat:

use heavy bolts preferably into exposed wood beams.....

ive ripped 4-5 of them out of dumbass cuck''s bedrooms who made the mistake of using merely large drywall anchors through the ceiiling to mount the damn thing (obviously, they'd never hit it as hard as I did otherwise they'd have uncovered their shoddy installation before I caused their wife's sexy ass to come crashing to the ground mid-action.....)

nothing makes you feel better at 3 am in the morning on a wednesday than to be leavijng some stupid cuck's house after having railed the shit out of his wife AND torn his f'n sex room to pieces.....

[Auto Donk]

one guy was asking me to pay for repairs as I was leaving as the dawn was cracking....

i just did the ray liotta laff, similar to how he did it himself when he came home at dawn and his wife's mother starts reading him the riot act, and he just turns around starts laffing and strolls down the sidewallk and leaves with pesci....

as I was walking out his door, over to my 645ci, I just started doin' that same laugh and ignored him..... drove the fuk off and watched him grow smaller in my rearview mirror as he ran into the middle of the street, perhaps trying to get my license plate number.... who knows.....

never saw them again....

[Auto Donk]

here's that laugh:

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Mother fukkin fumble
god u can’t cap these teenagers

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Lose this one and I’m done posting plays on this shithole

DDDs u poop dikk jinxaholic SOB

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Lose this one and I’m done posting plays on this shithole

DDDs u poop dikk jinxaholic SOB

Really?

Just like when you said yesterday you are no long betting on college kids and then your very next bet is on a college football game?

OK. Carry on.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Bro.......

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Ur acting like this is my fault....,


Psh....

unreal

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Daggles we have lost all control without KVB keeping us in line

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Touchdown Daggles

no more fumbles and stupid teenager shit and we got this

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Donker, you ever sling butthole?

I'm asking because I am not sure what it means.

Actually fidels might need to let us know as it's probably white trash talk.

Kool tattoo tho....

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Then they play good defense get the ball back
and on first play pick up a first down and fumble again

all jokes aside , shits not fair yo

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Sure TT has thrown for Interceptions, but that’s earning it
putting pressure on opposing qb and forcing him to make bad decisions
and errant throws, but 2 fumbles , that’s pure chance

everytime it goes against , every damn time
cant cap or figure fumbles into equations
14 points scored on short field directly from fumbles

ow they drive it down the field easily then get stuffed on 4th and 1

I’m at a total fukking loss man

[smokenjoke]

^^^^^^^ Looks like something Fidels would sit in while his boys sling his butthole.

[smokenjoke]

all jokes aside , shits not fair yo

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[Fidel_CashFlow]

Now stopped on 4th goal on a half yard line
so 2 fumbles that lead to 14 points
then stopped twice to take away at least 10 if not 14 points
24 - 28 point swing just right there
South Florida going downfield with ease and getting nothing out of it

[BeatTheJerk]

We still have a chance dude, positive vibes please

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Hard to have positive vibes man

[Fidel_CashFlow]

game and this should not be a sweat causing game
South Florida should be up 2 touchdowns and waiting for game to end

[turtledoves]

usf not gonna lose

[BeatTheJerk]

I know you’re on a small losing streak, but can’t always have those scripted wins come through as we both agree on the assessment of the game.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Fidels you should not be watching these games.

Settle the fuk down, you are going to have a Heart attack.

Turn the game off and check the final score.

[BeatTheJerk]

Winner !!!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

See that Fidels?

Easy peazy... stress free win.

Nice tail, buddy.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

took Ravens -13

Hard to see Colts putting up more than 14

[DiggityDaggityDo]

took Ravens -13

Hard to see Colts putting up more than 14

Tailing me again I see.

Smart move.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Sorry guys , I win and lose games
not every loss am I snapping
just the ones where the intangibles go crazily against
USF dominated that game in my eyes
so for it to come down to that I get pissed

i use the word intangibles a lot but it’s true
imagine being a Texas Tech backer and having all that go your way and still lose
you would def know you made a poor wager

You we’re gifted 14 points directly off 2 fumbles and very very short field
then your team you wager on miraculously holds up on 2 4th down stands
deep in territory , something they are not know at all to do in first place
he’ll he was so close to the end zone it looked like he scored on the 3rd down
then the team holds on 4th and inches so once again instead of a sure 7 against
the team you bet against gets zilch again as time keeps ticking and possessions
add up . That’s 21 points right there ... and you still lose . USF backers deserved to
win that game from a raw “who outplayed who angle”. USF drove at will
Even after fumbles and leaving so many points out there , they drove easily against TT


Don’t be mad at me fellas
been stressed a lot lately
been doing some bad things in my personal life lately too

I won’t get angry this game

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Tailing me again I see.

Smart move.

you took Ravens .... nice

[Auto Donk]

See that Fidels?

Easy peazy... stress free win.

Nice tail, buddy.

i was watching the damn texas tech game with the winner of the "hotter than gina ryder miss look-a-like" award at wolfies, and she was getting me so drunk off free shots I forgot who I bet on as part of a parlay......

didn't know whether I wanted s. fla to score or not at the end....

know I had the over tho......

like diggity referenced, I'm left having to go check wtf I did......

diggity, you better get down her and put her fire out.... this one has me thinkin' things a married guy shouldn't be thinkin'.....

will upload photo later if I didn't forget my phone up there......

i'm f'n wasted

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Finally we get to see this chick.

Can't wait Donker.

Stay safe.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I bet she looks like this.