Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

**KVB** · 07-13-15, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by smokenjoke

You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?

**smokenjoke** · 07-13-15, 11:03 PM

Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not.
Sicilians were spawned by neckas.
It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are neckas.
So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fckn' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that necka gene. Now this...
No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Your ancestors are neckas. Uh-huh.
Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fckd a necka, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-necka kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.

**KVB** · 07-13-15, 11:23 PM

**Shortstop** · 07-14-15, 12:51 AM

May You All Have A Terrific Tuesday! Best Of Luck And Keep Well!

*IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY FIRE, THEN DON'T COME AROUND...*

**smokenjoke** · 07-14-15, 01:35 AM

This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen

**KVB** · 07-14-15, 02:24 AM

The whole beginning too, hilarious.

Your days of fingerbanging Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!

**CountNo_Account** · 07-14-15, 04:53 AM

Mr. Smith: There was this guy, big guy, Irish-Italian, red-faced, black-haired, jolly son of a bitch...
[Gene turns away slightly]
Mr. Smith: ...wait a second: nobody could make me laugh like him. He made a science of collecting jokes. We closed more bars together than I could count. And he was a pal. I loved the crazy mick, and I'm not ashamed to say that, but he was a penetrate-up. He had this image of himself, he thought he was a con man. Always trying to shave the edge. Nickel and dime. I'll always miss him. Tell me why.
Gene Watson: Tell you why, what?
Mr. Smith: Tell me why I miss him.
Gene Watson: He's dead?
Mr. Smith: That's right. He is dead, but tell me why.
Gene Watson: How do I know? I don't ...
Mr. Smith: Tell me why he's dead!
Gene Watson: 'Cause you killed him?
Mr. Smith: That's right, I did. I killed him. He ****** up one too many times, so I put a bullet in his eye. Then, I put two more into him just to make sure. Now, that was somebody I loved; I loved him! But I got the call, I put him down like a sick animal. So, if you got doubts about what's gonna happen if you don't deliver, let me tell you something. I'll make gravy out of your little girl just to season that Black Irish roosterlicker's meat. You do what you're supposed to do, young man. You do it now.

**CountNo_Account** · 07-14-15, 04:56 AM

**CountNo_Account** · 07-14-15, 05:24 AM

**CountNo_Account** · 07-14-15, 05:55 AM

**smokenjoke** · 07-14-15, 09:57 AM

I feel like a little boy who's lost his first tooth, put it under his pillow, waiting for the tooth-fairy to come. Only two evil burglars have crept in my window, and snatched it, before she could get here... Wait a second, do you understand the CONCEPT of the tooth-fairy? Explain it to them... Wait. She takes the god damned thing, and gives you a quarter. They've got my tooth. I want it back.

**PerfectGrape** · 07-14-15, 10:25 AM

**smokenjoke** · 07-14-15, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by CountNo_Account

**PerfectGrape** · 07-14-15, 03:33 PM

Check out goldys stats this year
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=9218&position=1B

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-14-15, 04:10 PM

biggest event in all of sports tonight guys

MLB All Star Game, I see a edge

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-14-15, 04:11 PM

AMERICAN LEAGUE

1. Mike Trout, CF -- Los Angeles Angels
2. Josh Donaldson, 3B -- Toronto Blue Jays
3. Albert Pujols, 1B -- Los Angeles Angels
4. Nelson Cruz, DH -- Seattle Mariners
5. Lorenzo Cain, RF -- Kansas City Royals
6. Adam Jones, LF -- Baltimore Orioles
7. Salvador Perez, C -- Kansas City Royals
8. Jose Altuve, 2B -- Houston Astros
9. Alcides Escobar, SS -- Kansas City Royals

NATIONAL LEAGUE

1. Andrew McCutchen, CF -- Pittsburgh Pirates
2. Todd Frazier, 3B -- Cincinnati Reds
3. Bryce Harper, RF -- Washington Nationals
4. Paul Goldschmidt, 1B -- Arizona Diamondbacks
5. Buster Posey, C -- San Francisco Giants
6. Anthony Rizzo, DH -- Chicago Cubs
7. Jhonny Peralta, SS -- St. Louis Cardinals
8. Joc Pederson, LF -- Los Angeles Dodgers
9. DJ LeMahieu, 2B -- Colorado Rockies

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-14-15, 04:13 PM

**JMon** · 07-14-15, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

biggest event in all of sports tonight guys

MLB All Star Game, I see a edge

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-14-15, 04:23 PM

sup Jmoney

**JMon** · 07-14-15, 04:26 PM

**JMon** · 07-14-15, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

sup Jmoney

All good homey...sipping a Mickey. Thinking about starting the 3rd Annual Fly Me NFL Contest. you?

**JMon** · 07-14-15, 04:30 PM

Even HoT Bitches Shart fellas..

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-14-15, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by JMon

All good homey...sipping a Mickey. Thinking about starting the 3rd Annual Fly Me NFL Contest. you?

chilling inside right now, was outside and got burnt up
lol starting the contest this early?
not really diggin the whole "you can join at anytime" option though

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-14-15, 04:34 PM

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-14-15, 04:40 PM

I always thought Brittney Murphy was kinda hot

**Da Manster!** · 07-14-15, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by JMon

Even HoT Bitches Shart fellas..

the dreaded shitstain rears it's ugly head again!...

**JMon** · 07-14-15, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

chilling inside right now, was outside and got burnt up
lol starting the contest this early?
not really diggin the whole "you can join at anytime" option though

I made the MLB contest private as of the All Star Break (I posted it a while back), so no one can come in sneak 200 plays in an win. I did see a couple get in the last couple of weeks, but I don't think 34 is bad. I like competition-not named Hugh and the bigger pay out.

Regards to starting early, I was going to do a 'invite only' with higher stakes and bring in some of the bigger cappers here and cap it at 15 players. I have got my ass worked in the last two, so I am game for just doing a simple Fly Me group--doesn't matter to me

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**JMon** · 07-14-15, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

the dreaded shitstain rears it's ugly head again!...

Manster, PM me those nips from TMS...thanks in advance...

**Da Manster!** · 07-14-15, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by JMon

Manster, PM me those nips from TMS...thanks in advance...

will do!...

...in the meantime...

**Da Manster!** · 07-14-15, 06:49 PM

you've got mail, Jmon!...

**JMon** · 07-14-15, 08:11 PM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

you've got mail, Jmon!...

Thanks and damn as others have posted. Wish it was verified. Nonetheless

BTW...deleted

**JMon** · 07-14-15, 08:17 PM

I see a second half monster from Manster in the MLB Contest. Flow and PG will be interesting in making the min. Iv seen flow do it, but no PG

FLY ME represent with all those heavy cappers? BTW..were in the fukk is inno?

**Da Manster!** · 07-14-15, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by JMon

I see a second half monster from Manster in the MLB Contest. Flow and PG will be interesting in making the min. Iv seen flow do it, but no PG

FLY ME represent with all those heavy cappers? BTW..were in the fukk is inno?

I'm going to try and make a serious charge in the second half...I need to take these contests more seriously...not that I don't, but my priority is real money wager with my online books...I've made a killing doing teasers on MLB totals over at Heritage....Hopefully, my luck will continue!...

**Da Manster!** · 07-14-15, 08:46 PM

Originally posted by smokenjoke

Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not.
Sicilians were spawned by neckas.
It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are neckas.
So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fckn' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that necka gene. Now this...
No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Your ancestors are neckas. Uh-huh.
Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fckd a necka, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-necka kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.

Don't know how I missed this post, but Javy gives a good history lesson here folks!...

...PS...TeaserPleaser would definitely be very proud!...

**Da Manster!** · 07-14-15, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by JMon

Thanks and damn as others have posted. Wish it was verified. Nonetheless

BTW...deleted

Damn right you would, jmon!...and so would I and every male on here at SBR!....funny thing, this decent looking milf'ish chick with a killer bod and huge

has been getting crucified by broke dik fuks here on SBR who couldn't get nailed in woodshop class!...