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A major barrier is about to fall for Toronto’s disabled. The city’s first ever accessible orgy is set for this summer.
Yes, you read that right. An accessible orgy. Just in time for the Parapan Am Games and, no, it’s not a demonstration sport.
“The Berlin wall of sex for people with disabilities is coming down!” organizer Stella Palikarova tells me down the line from Ottawa.
She is there to present a paper to the Canadian Sociological Association, on Experiences of Dating and Sexuality among Heterosexual Females with Congenital Mobility Disabilities. So, you can see, this orgy is no sleazy fly-by-night racket. Palikarova, 35, a disability awareness consultant, dreamed up the idea, which may even be a world first. She is in a wheelchair because of spinal muscular atrophy but nothing is wrong with her libido. But the orgy is open to all, disabled or not. The place holds 125 including about 20 wheelchairs, plus walkers, canes and even your Personal Support Worker (PSW), who gets in free. (Be sure to warn him or her beforehand where you’re going.) The party will include hydraulic lifts. No, fella, they’re for getting in and out of wheelchairs. There will even be an interpreter for the deaf. I’d buy a $20 ticket just to see that — an orgy described in sign language. You don’t have,to have sex, of course. It’s a masquerade ball, so if you’re shy you can wear a mask.
A major barrier is about to fall for Toronto’s disabled. The city’s first ever accessible orgy is set for this summer.
Yes, you read that right. An accessible orgy. Just in time for the Parapan Am Games and, no, it’s not a demonstration sport.
“The Berlin wall of sex for people with disabilities is coming down!” organizer Stella Palikarova tells me down the line from Ottawa.
She is there to present a paper to the Canadian Sociological Association, on Experiences of Dating and Sexuality among Heterosexual Females with Congenital Mobility Disabilities. So, you can see, this orgy is no sleazy fly-by-night racket. Palikarova, 35, a disability awareness consultant, dreamed up the idea, which may even be a world first. She is in a wheelchair because of spinal muscular atrophy but nothing is wrong with her libido. But the orgy is open to all, disabled or not. The place holds 125 including about 20 wheelchairs, plus walkers, canes and even your Personal Support Worker (PSW), who gets in free. (Be sure to warn him or her beforehand where you’re going.) The party will include hydraulic lifts. No, fella, they’re for getting in and out of wheelchairs. There will even be an interpreter for the deaf. I’d buy a $20 ticket just to see that — an orgy described in sign language. You don’t have,to have sex, of course. It’s a masquerade ball, so if you’re shy you can wear a mask.
Don't mess up my fap time.