Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

**PokinSmot** · 03-13-14, 01:48 AM

Herbz

yea i played for the 1st time in months and caught tripz out there and played 9...homie made an eagle on one hole...beast

**HERBJONES** · 03-13-14, 01:48 AM

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**Fidel_CashFlow** · 03-13-14, 01:57 AM

**HERBJONES** · 03-13-14, 02:08 AM

i found a couple hotties for pulled

**HERBJONES** · 03-13-14, 02:13 AM

**PokinSmot** · 03-13-14, 02:20 AM

oh dayam...not what i want to see b4 i knock out...lol

peace be unto you all

ppp

**HERBJONES** · 03-13-14, 02:22 AM

Originally posted by PokinSmot

oh dayam...not what i want to see b4 i knock out...lol

peace be unto you all

ppp

later y0. pop in and get a game with me and bets soon

**HERBJONES** · 03-13-14, 02:24 AM

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**HERBJONES** · 03-13-14, 02:29 AM

U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas .

The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft.
Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are
invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."

The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.

When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the
loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four.
The other 12 million are already there!

In Texas there's a small town called New Braunfels, where there's a large German-speaking population.

One day, some weeks ago, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted, “Mein Herr, trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuehe haben da rein geschissen."

This means: “Mister, Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."

The man shouted back, "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The rancher replied, "Use both hands."

Completely Inappropriate Jokes

A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says, "I can't believe they ****** my wife after only five beers!"

Got this text from my brother recently. It read.

"Can I stay at your house for a while? The ole Lady kicked me out after she caught me measuring my dick. It just reaches the back of her sister's throat!"

I was banging this nice Lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!" Thinking back, I really should have ran - but you don't get offers like that every day.

Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail. I got locked up for punching the penetrate out of this idiot at a party.
In my defense…when you hear an Arab counting down from 10, your instincts kick in.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I ****** a girl called Penny - is that spooky or what?

The missus asked me,

"When you're on a boys only trip away, do you think about me?" ...Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer .

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and ET? ET looked better, smelled better, learned English, didn't claim benefits, had his own penetrating bike, and wanted to go home!

**HERBJONES** · 03-13-14, 02:35 AM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

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**CountNo_Account** · 03-13-14, 03:22 AM

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**HERBJONES** · 03-13-14, 03:32 AM

i see bets is still markin his territory....

sup count? how you doin tonight?

**CountNo_Account** · 03-13-14, 03:41 AM

Bout ready to pass out when I found this important info to pass around sir herb...

**CountNo_Account** · 03-13-14, 03:45 AM

Undeniable

**CountNo_Account** · 03-13-14, 03:48 AM

**CountNo_Account** · 03-13-14, 03:48 AM

**CountNo_Account** · 03-13-14, 03:49 AM

**CountNo_Account** · 03-13-14, 03:55 AM

the word brother Herb before it's too late...

**HERBJONES** · 03-13-14, 04:30 AM

thank you count, for opening our eyes to the horrors of pot. i for one will never think of smoking that devil weed again!

**Sunshine90** · 03-13-14, 06:09 AM

hot nice

**sweep** · 03-13-14, 09:05 AM

killer snatch

**Da Manster!** · 03-13-14, 09:41 AM

Some good finds, fellas!...

**PerfectGrape** · 03-13-14, 12:55 PM

funny shit count, knowledge on toking has come a long way the last 80 years. gotta rep this drank to go with the dank

**HERBJONES** · 03-13-14, 02:58 PM

sup y0s?

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