Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 01-06-14, 02:39 AM

u think that shot was real .

incredibly, I believe it was NOT staged

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 01-06-14, 02:42 AM

Hey lady. How bout I climb up there and give you the best 2 minutes of your life

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 01-06-14, 02:45 AM

updated version

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 01-06-14, 02:48 AM

look at that lucky furball. Tell me that cat doesnt have a

" with my super sensitive nose imagine what im smelling right now" swag to it expression

**PerfectGrape** · 01-06-14, 03:19 AM

Can't believe I backed dogshit dalton today. Point guards are dropping like flies in the nba.

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 01-06-14, 04:30 AM

thats pretty crazy on that video Grape

combination of it being freezing and the water losing its liquid state faster by being seperated from the other particles.

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 01-06-14, 04:36 AM

fukkin Herb about lost his man card on the golf course.

Tryin to talk about fat free snack foods and shit

Heres one of your gluten free tootsie pops u were raving about

**HERBJONES** · 01-06-14, 05:27 AM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

fukkin Herb about lost his man card on the golf course.

Tryin to talk about fat free snack foods and shit

Heres one of your gluten free tootsie pops u were raving about

good god man! i had to google what gluten was when you started babbling about that shit! anyone that thinks about shit like that at your age probably pees sittin down too

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 01-06-14, 05:50 AM

still cant believe u said that shit Herb

I mention im eating Gummy Bears... and this fella says u know a good gluten free snack food ?

then get this ....

the son of a bitch says Tootsie Pops

have ur man card present next time we encounter one another

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 01-06-14, 06:19 AM

spotted Herb @ a sporting event sucking on his favorite lollipop

**HERBJONES** · 01-06-14, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

spotted Herb @ a sporting event sucking on his favorite lollipop

you watch european mens volleyball? what kind of fekkin fruitcake eats gluten free tootsie pops and watches mens volleyball?

bath time at bets house

**Sunshine90** · 01-06-14, 07:34 AM

awsome

**Sunshine90** · 01-06-14, 07:35 AM

dam she hot

**Da Manster!** · 01-06-14, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by HERBJONES

how come you dont play golf with us damanster? sometimes we even have surprise guests

I'm there dude!!!...

**Da Manster!** · 01-06-14, 08:39 AM

A mafia Godfather finds out that his accountant has screwed him for ten million bucks. This accountant happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the accountant: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The accountant signs back: "I don't know
what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the accountant's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"

The accountant signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Vinnie's backyard in Queens!" The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

**innovation** · 01-06-14, 08:40 AM

Word

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 01-06-14, 08:44 AM

my dumb ass got my car stuck in the snow on the way home from work

**HERBJONES** · 01-06-14, 08:47 AM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

my dumb ass got my car stuck in the snow on the way home from work

must be all those gluten free tootsie pops

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 01-06-14, 08:50 AM

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 01-06-14, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by HERBJONES

must be all those gluten free tootsie pops

u sure u wanna dance with the executioner home boi

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 01-06-14, 08:56 AM

iiight Herb. I see u on there. Starting one up now. Be lookin out.

**Da Manster!** · 01-06-14, 09:04 AM

Q. whats cute and taps on glass?
A. a baby in a microwave

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put in the oven!

Q: What's 6" long and won't be getting sucked on Valentines Day?
A: Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Q: Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres died?
A: Yeah, they found her face down on Ricki Lake!

**Da Manster!** · 01-06-14, 09:09 AM

I was working out in the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing...

I asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"The trainer looked me up and down and said"Try the ATM in the lobby."

**Da Manster!** · 01-06-14, 09:11 AM

An airplane is getting ready to crash...There is a white woman and a black woman on it....The white woman starts yelling frantically..."WE ARE GOING TO DIE!...WE ARE GOING TO DIE!"....Then the black woman replies..."I still have a chance!"....At this point and time, she unzips her pants and pulls them down and then takes her panties off and spreads her legs wide open!...The white woman replies..."What in the hell are you doing that for?"....The black woman says..."Don't you know anything?!...The first thing they always look for is the black box!"

**Da Manster!** · 01-06-14, 09:14 AM

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Jews fighting over a penny

Q: Did you hear about the new Jewish radial tires?
A: Not only do they stop on a dime, but they pick it up as well!

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming!

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie Mouse?
A: Because she was f*cking Goofey!

**Da Manster!** · 01-06-14, 09:17 AM

There was once a famous green dildo called "Green Dick"....to operate it all you had to do was say the magical phrase "Green Dick, my ....."...(this was the only command that it knew)....So this nymphomaniac decided to give it a shot!....She says "Yeah!!...Green Dick my pussy!"....the green dildo starts to rev up and then starts f*cking her hard.....She's lovin' every minute of it!.....Well, after a couple of hours go by, she's decided she's had enough!....So she says..."Green Dick, Stop!"....but green dick keeps on going disobeying her order!....She's really getting frantic and with every ounce of energy she finally manages to pull the green dick out and throws it in the trashcan!.....As she's huffin' and puffin' trying to catch her breath, Green Dick comes right back up and starts screwing her again unmercifully!....She runs out the door and unto the street!...She's bare ass naked as she's screaming for help!.....Finally, a police officer sees her and rushes up to her and ask's.."What's the problem, ma'am?!.....She replies...."Please help me, officer!....there's this green dick and it's been f*cking me non-stop!".....The officer laughs and replies...."Yeah!!!....Green Dick my ass!!"

**Da Manster!** · 01-06-14, 10:01 AM

Ok Fidel and the gang!...here is my 3 team 8 pt teaser for tonights NCAA hoops action!...I'm laying off the Fla St/Auburn game!....As always, tread lightly and good luck!...

Ticket #	Accepted	Type	Risk	To Win	Short Description
	1/6/2014 6:55AM	Teaser	118.60	98.83	Basketball - 708 Pittsburgh -1½ for Game Basketball - 713 Canisius +5½ for Game Basketball - 719 Iona +9½ for Game

**innovation** · 01-06-14, 11:25 AM

sup playa's

some good posts up in here

I am pounding the Niners ML early -135

NBA Brooklyn -2 is solid for me tonight.

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 01-06-14, 11:47 AM

who has 2 thumbs and loves tanlines ?

this guy

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 01-06-14, 11:48 AM

be good fellas

**Da Manster!** · 01-06-14, 05:13 PM

**Da Manster!** · 01-06-14, 05:15 PM

**innovation** · 01-06-14, 07:06 PM

Is it insane the books are offering +320ish for the SEC to win another NC game.......mind blowing when you consider the dominance lately.

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 01-06-14, 08:33 PM

sigh . Bet this one this morning.

Was not going to admit that I put money on another college game.

But fukk it . Haven't let college football fukk up my reg play record yet .

Might as well start now with the championship game

Florida St. -10

118-97 reg plays.

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 01-06-14, 08:39 PM

even paid a lil juice on this one

feeling like a degenerate. And its not as bad of a feeling as I thought it would be