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  • Emily_Haines
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-14-09
    • 15917

    #1
    done with SBR poker forever
    Only game here that is marginally enjoyable is the Omaha Hi Lo. However the SBR clowns will not change it to PL despite the majority of players requesting it. Can't stand the way SBR falls to their knees to lick the nut sack of the US government. Point system is now a joke and does anything other than promote gambling. No wonder the owner is gargling the ball sack of Romney. He probably hates gambling and porn just as much as him. Have fun in the daily .50 tournament and the .01/.02 cash games.
  • 4uk4life
    SBR MVP
    • 12-09-10
    • 3302

    #2
    Can I have your points since you won't be needing them?
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    • downsouth
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-13-11
      • 11580

      #3
      Please say it isnt so emily, SBR poker needs you.

      While I do agree the omaha should be PL im gonna stop short of announcing my retirement.

      And for the record UK does actually need the points.
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      • Emily_Haines
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-14-09
        • 15917

        #4
        Can't express how enjoyable doing this was!!!!!!!!!!!!

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        • 4uk4life
          SBR MVP
          • 12-09-10
          • 3302

          #5
          In all seriousness, don't let it get you down. I've been on a horrible run as well. I cash the tournaments but can't get the darn things rolled. It'll turn around for me and it will you too.

          PS, thanks for the pts lol
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          • andywend
            SBR MVP
            • 05-20-07
            • 4805

            #6
            SBR gives out these points free to everyone who applies and yet EmilyHaines does nothing but whine, complain and bash the person giving the points to him.

            How will SBR possibly survive without him whining and bitching all the time?

            Its NOT SBR's fault that you're a lousy poker player. Since you keep getting crushed playing for points, imagine how bad it would be if you were playing for real money?

            It must be Romney's or Bush's fault, right?

            IDIOT!!!!
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            • Mr KLC
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-19-07
              • 31097

              #7
              Who else is going to go "all in" against me with 4/8 spades, and then beat me just to prove a point about short stacking? Don't leave Emily! You are the anti-hero!
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              • oiler
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-06-09
                • 6585

                #8
                but im sure u will find something else to cry about
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                • Dux90
                  Restricted User
                  • 08-22-12
                  • 523

                  #9
                  Originally posted by andywend
                  SBR gives out these points free to everyone who applies and yet EmilyHaines does nothing but whine, complain and bash the person giving the points to him.

                  How will SBR possibly survive without him whining and bitching all the time?

                  Its NOT SBR's fault that you're a lousy poker player. Since you keep getting crushed playing for points, imagine how bad it would be if you were playing for real money?

                  It must be Romney's or Bush's fault, right?

                  IDIOT!!!!
                  Dont know if you guys have prior history but you calling someone out that obviously does much better than you in whatever they are playing cause she has way more pts than you, I am new here so maybe you are just a lurker and dont bet Wend but I thought the threads were entertaining some had valid pts some non valid pts but dont think she can be that lousy with all those pts and tourney places, am I wrong?
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                  • Emily_Haines
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-14-09
                    • 15917

                    #10
                    Originally posted by andywend
                    SBR gives out these points free to everyone who applies and yet EmilyHaines does nothing but whine, complain and bash the person giving the points to him.

                    How will SBR possibly survive without him whining and bitching all the time?

                    Its NOT SBR's fault that you're a lousy poker player. Since you keep getting crushed playing for points, imagine how bad it would be if you were playing for real money?

                    It must be Romney's or Bush's fault, right?

                    IDIOT!!!!
                    Who says I was getting crushed you fuking moron. I usually finished in the money in the tournaments and had no problem rolling the points over. The Omaha games suck because idiots like Roxxy just go all in for $139 into a $2 pot and most sane players will fold their A2xx hands. It's not just Roxxy because lot's of other players do it too. The games are no longer enjoyable because SBR won't make a few simple changes.

                    Anyways why do you even give a fuk since you don't even play poker. You have no hobbies other than posting GOP trash which just goes to show everyone how miserable and empty your worthless life is. Hope after Obama wins in a landslide that you kill your self you miserable prick.
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                    • Mr KLC
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 12-19-07
                      • 31097

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Dux90
                      Dont know if you guys have prior history but you calling someone out that obviously does much better than you in whatever they are playing cause she has way more pts than you, I am new here so maybe you are just a lurker and dont bet Wend but I thought the threads were entertaining some had valid pts some non valid pts but dont think she can be that lousy with all those pts and tourney places, am I wrong?
                      Andy actually has over 3300 points in the sports book. Emily is a guy. He complains a lot about SBR poker compared to real poker. Its a common tradition for people to fight with him around here.
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                      • a4u2fear
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 01-29-10
                        • 8147

                        #12
                        You'll be back
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                        • Emily_Haines
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 04-14-09
                          • 15917

                          #13
                          Originally posted by a4u2fear
                          You'll be back
                          nope, i am done.
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                          • BeerDog99
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-22-10
                            • 4894

                            #14
                            4uk, the points are a gift, not a loan.... :-)
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                            • Dux90
                              Restricted User
                              • 08-22-12
                              • 523

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                              nope, i am done.
                              hope you atleast still post i think I read most of them when i signed up thought they were funny. But if you are serious I could use a BR booster shot.

                              KLC its the internet no one knows who anyone is and as an outsider who just read the threads seems like she vented then just didnt take shit from everyone, I thought thats what these places were for? ANYTHING on your mind
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                              • Mr KLC
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 12-19-07
                                • 31097

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Dux90
                                hope you atleast still post i think I read most of them when i signed up thought they were funny. But if you are serious I could use a BR booster shot.

                                KLC its the internet no one knows who anyone is and as an outsider who just read the threads seems like she vented then just didnt take shit from everyone, I thought thats what these places were for? ANYTHING on your mind
                                WOW! I just explained a few things to you since you were new. Sorry you found it to be hostile answering.
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                                • Dux90
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 08-22-12
                                  • 523

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Mr KLC
                                  WOW! I just explained a few things to you since you were new. Sorry you found it to be hostile answering.
                                  Didnt mean it to come off that way sorry. Thankyou for explaining I just read through some of them and some people were relentless is that how is always is here?
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                                  • Mikail
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 07-19-09
                                    • 21689

                                    #18
                                    Never used sbr poker. Kind of figured it would be just another screw over. Dunno but I could of used the points. Eh, based on all the complaints I think i'll just continue to stay away.
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                                    • daneblazer
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 09-14-08
                                      • 27861

                                      #19
                                      Quit and don't look back.

                                      I stopped playing poker "seriously" a few months ago. I'm happier, healthier, and spend some of the time I would have spent on poker investing money into things. Amazing what trading sitting on your ass and dealing with swings with being healthy and active does for you.
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                                      • Mr KLC
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 12-19-07
                                        • 31097

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Dux90
                                        Didnt mean it to come off that way sorry. Thankyou for explaining I just read through some of them and some people were relentless is that how is always is here?
                                        You have to know Emily. He doesn't look at life in a positive perspective. Almost everybody disagrees with his politics. Everyone has a "forte", so to speak. Emily's is bitching, bitching, and more bitching. Naturally, most of the guys snap back at him. I don't agree with his politics and ideas that often, but I enjoy playing poker with him.
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                                        • jbart28
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 04-16-11
                                          • 3387

                                          #21
                                          Ha ha the libtard It/he/she whatever cannot beat points poker. Your boy Obama will soon join you on the unemployment line because Mittens is gonna Bull Dozer his sorry ass
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                                          • Weems2k
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 11-11-11
                                            • 558

                                            #22
                                            If you're planning on just blowing all of your pts in the casino, I'll take some and help. I only blew about 1000pts this month in there...
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                                            • JAKEPEAVY21
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 03-11-11
                                              • 29267

                                              #23
                                              see you in tomorrow's early tourney pal


                                              throw me a few points, emily...I'm point poor at the moment..
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                                              • Emily_Haines
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 04-14-09
                                                • 15917

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jbart28
                                                Ha ha the libtard It/he/she whatever cannot beat points poker. Your boy Obama will soon join you on the unemployment line because Mittens is gonna Bull Dozer his sorry ass
                                                Sure will idiot. Pinny only has him as -190. Only elderly white wealthy people will vote for Romney and they make up like 2% of the population. Good luck on that easy win!
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                                                • jbart28
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 04-16-11
                                                  • 3387

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                                                  Sure will idiot. Pinny only has him as -190. Only elderly white wealthy people will vote for Romney and they make up like 2% of the population. Good luck on that easy win!

                                                  You really are crazy. I have black conservative friends who are all voting for Romney. Your attempt to play the race card even though you are a white libtard is libtarded
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                                                  • pulledclear
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 02-19-12
                                                    • 6684

                                                    #26
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                                                    • mikejamm
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 08-24-09
                                                      • 11045

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jbart28
                                                      You really are crazy. I have black conservative friends who are all voting for Romney. Your attempt to play the race card even though you are a white libtard is libtarded
                                                      LOL! You have black conservative friends? How many? Like fuk'in 2? Maybe 3 if you count some black woman married to a rich white guy!Get the fuk outta here you republican piece of shit! You and pricks like andywind bag are the most ignorant idiots on this site! You fuk'in republicans are about as stupid as they come and in November you'll get your ass handed to you! By the way thanks out to your boy Akin, that fuk tard stepped in a big pile of shit with his mouth and pretty muck handed us the senate majority! Way to go republican douche bags.

                                                      Don't blame you one bit Emily, I'm outta this shit hole poker joke too, went from top 80 to 99 and haven't seen nothing but shit cards on this rigged site for weeks. Fuk this place.
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                                                      • bobbywaves
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 05-06-08
                                                        • 13280

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                                                        Only game here that is marginally enjoyable is the Omaha Hi Lo. However the SBR clowns will not change it to PL despite the majority of players requesting it. Can't stand the way SBR falls to their knees to lick the nut sack of the US government. Point system is now a joke and does anything other than promote gambling. No wonder the owner is gargling the ball sack of Romney. He probably hates gambling and porn just as much as him. Have fun in the daily .50 tournament and the .01/.02 cash games.
                                                        Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.... You had a snowballs chance in Hell anyway of finishing in the top 10 of your satellite to advance into the Championship.
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                                                        • DJ Dalamar
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 09-08-10
                                                          • 745

                                                          #29
                                                          It's interesting that the people that complain the most and claim the site is rigged are also left leaning in politics. It taps into that mentality that it's someone else fault that they aren't successful.
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                                                          • Emily_Haines
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 04-14-09
                                                            • 15917

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by DJ Dalamar
                                                            It's interesting that the people that complain the most and claim the site is rigged are also left leaning in politics. It taps into that mentality that it's someone else fault that they aren't successful.
                                                            Who says I'm not successful? Have not worked in 4+ years and even have enough money to become a SBR pro. Funny thing is that most of these GOP supporting pieces of shit around here don't have enough money to even turn pro and always are crying about how hard they work. All these losers have one thing in common and that is their to stupid to figure out how to make money without working and will always piss and moan about it. We all know which category this DJ clown is in. Dumb fuk will work until the day he dies because his precious GOP tells him that is what a good American does.
                                                            Last edited by Emily_Haines; 08-27-12, 07:33 PM.
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                                                            • borednaz
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 08-28-10
                                                              • 3809

                                                              #31
                                                              Emily Hope your still going to play the satellite for the Big one. If not it was fun to watch you play, it really sucks because at the rate we lose people worth playing against we gain 10 losers who catch with bad play who then come in to this forum spouting about how fair the software is.
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                                                              • Emily_Haines
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 04-14-09
                                                                • 15917

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by borednaz
                                                                Emily Hope your still going to play the satellite for the Big one. If not it was fun to watch you play, it really sucks because at the rate we lose people worth playing against we gain 10 losers who catch with bad play who then come in to this forum spouting about how fair the software is.
                                                                Not going to waste 1 second of my time playing in these rigged games. Deleting that crap of my computer was a great move. Nice to get through the day without getting fuked by some rigged shit that will never change. I'll use the extra hour to either sleep more or use in live games where the dumb luck isn't such a big factor. Can't believe I wasted so much time in these games.
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                                                                • Dux90
                                                                  Restricted User
                                                                  • 08-22-12
                                                                  • 523

                                                                  #33
                                                                  what is the deal with all the software threads? Is it setup in tourney style to make them go quicker like some programs are? Just wondering because many posters talk about it?
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                                                                  • Emily_Haines
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 04-14-09
                                                                    • 15917

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                                    Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.... You had a snowballs chance in Hell anyway of finishing in the top 10 of your satellite to advance into the Championship.
                                                                    Unlike you my life doesn't revolve around the daily 50 cent tournament
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                                                                    • bobbywaves
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 05-06-08
                                                                      • 13280

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Unlike you I'm not a quitter, since quitters never prosper. Currently tied for 11th, I'll enjoy my bye week before the championship unlike you.

                                                                      Unlike you I have a realistic chance of doing well in the championship, as I'm guaranteed a seat. If I sucked at poker like you & was ranked 111th, I would probably look for another hobby as well.

                                                                      Hit the bricks chump.
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