hey morons, you don't go all in with A2 in Omaha 8

[Emily_Haines]

you actually want multiple players in the hand

and who do you think is going to call the hand anyways?

players with AA!!!!!!!!!!!!

if your all in gets through, you win chump change

if called you need low cards just to win half pot

if flop comes with A or 2 your fuked

[Jimmy Proffett]

Emily, have you ever heard of the phrase, "Don't tap the glass."?

[borednaz]

Shh Jimmy.. This is a lesson everyone has to learn on their own.

[Hurls]

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<!-- .entry-meta --></header><!-- .entry-header -->What does tapping the glass mean? It refers to the practice of intimidating weaker poker players by berating them. Imagine what happens when you tap on the glass of a fish tank and you will see where the term comes from.
Whenever I see someone at the tables being rude to another player I am very disappointed (especially if that player is one who is destined to lose lots of money to me). Beyond the general concept of not being an asshole to other players, it is not in your best interest to shame other players for making poor plays. Refrain from lighting up the chat box next time someone sucks out on you after making a bad play. No one wants to be embarrassed, even on the Internet, and telling others at the table how to play is poor form. Feel free to talk about anything else, or even engage in some playful competitiveness, but leave poker strategy out of it. It just makes weaker players feel unwanted.



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[JAKEPEAVY21]

sound advice coming from the guy who on a Q74 flop, has Q4 vs villain's Q7 and berates villain for sucking out

[Emily_Haines]

sound advice coming from the guy who on a Q74 flop, has Q4 vs villain's Q7 and berates villain for sucking out

calmdown, I misread hand

[oiler]

just amazing u can read

[Emily_Haines]

just amazing u can read

got more poker badges than you and probably more degree's

[oiler]

and more tissues for your crying evertime u dont like the outcome,you need to invest stock into kleenex

[oiler]

the fact that u would post about something like this just shows me ,if u do have all these degrees.intelligence sure isnt one of them,the fact that u would cry about this just shows me ur a little person just trying to get attention from someone who cares and from what ive seen and heard,no one cares about anything u have to say

[Emily_Haines]

the fact that u would post about something like this just shows me ,if u do have all these degrees.intelligence sure isnt one of them,the fact that u would cry about this just shows me ur a little person just trying to get attention from someone who cares and from what ive seen and heard,no one cares about anything u have to say

why don't you come to canterbury and see how little i am tuff guy?

[oiler]

this coming from a man ranked 98,and dont need to hear about all the excuses why this and why that.

[oiler]

nah dont mess with little boys or girls,whatever u are .im sure hoping your a girl cause if your a boy,then i see why u cry so much

[Emily_Haines]

You're just one of those little pricks that likes to talk shit at the tables and get under peoples skin. I actually got things to do and can't play in every tournament like a no life loser as yourself. If they divided the standings by tournaments played you would be well behind me. Once again moron look at who has more poker badges assuming you can even count.

[oiler]

blah blah blah always crying coming out of your mouth,u need to grow up

[oiler]

well i did notice that i am higher than u so until u pass me up.shut the hell up idiot

[Emily_Haines]

well i did notice that i am higher than u so until u pass me up.shut the hell up idiot

Just a fact that you played twice as many tournaments as me. Once again look at current poker badges moron. Also look at points idiot. Where do you think I got them all from?

[Koldazzice]

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[nomeansno]

got more poker badges than you and probably more degree's

must be real proud of your degrees if you have to live off gambling

[Hurls]

must be real proud of your degrees if you have to live off gambling

i wish i could live off gambling, fuk gambling is hard

[Emily_Haines]

must be real proud of your degrees if you have to live off gambling

Those degrees paid for my cars, house and left me with enough of a bankroll that I didn't need to deal with coksuckers that thought they had the right to tell me what to do. Some people don't like being told what to do and have issues with those people telling them what to do. Most people with jobs are pussys that need their hands held all the way through life. We know which category you fall into.

[BigDaddy]

if i recall correctly

awhile back you didn't even know what a low hand was in this game

http://forum.sbrforum.com/poker/1787864-would-i-win-half-pot-hand-example-playing-omaha-hilo.html

now you are calling people morons?

now you may be correct on this subject but

i'm confused

[mikejamm]

Shit, seems like that's the sbr way to play! Uhhh it's omaha, just shove and pray!Nobody uses strategy around here man!

[mikemca]

you actually want multiple players in the hand

and who do you think is going to call the hand anyways?

players with AA!!!!!!!!!!!!

if your all in gets through, you win chump change

if called you need low cards just to win half pot

if flop comes with A or 2 your fuked

villian

I agree for the most part but a lot depends on the villain .A2xx has a pretty big edge vs a spewtard.

[alling]

Translation. Her AAXX got cracked by A2XX.

[mikemca]

I'll take just about anything double suited with 2-way possibilities vs AAxx when I know that is what they have.Some people play AAxx the same as NL Hold Em regardless of what their xx is.