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oNotOptimizeForBrowser/> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--> 5] slikec
Has no post flop game at all. Once we get to level 3 all hands are either all in preflop or fold. If it is folded around and he is small blind it is 100% certainty that he will go all in. Don’t be surprised to see people make calls with K and Q high against the garbage you push with. Eventually your luck may run out even on a rigged site.
4] bobbywaves
This clown is too stupid to even now that slow rolling another player is one of the worst things you can do. We can tell he sucks just by the fact that he limped in with pocket QQ UTG and luckily flopped a Q for top set. But even with a drawy board no reason to bet this hand with multiple players in the hand. It is to be check called the whole way. And dudes 70+ years old don’t need to be talking shit at the table. Dude your not kicking anyone’s ass even if you have a gun holster on your walker.
3] dankelly
Here is one guy that has not figured out that you can raise pre flop. All hands are to be played for just a call pre flop hoping for a safe flop so he can then do the 50 BB all in bet on any favorable flop. But I have to really wonder if the flop even matters when it is nearly 100% chance that he would call an all in bet with pocket 88 on an AKQ flop anyways?
2] konck, oneunder, deadphish
Three way tie here as all three of them are scared to death to play with more than a minimum buy in stack. These guys are not gamblers at all and are the reason why books have a $2 and $5 dollar minimum bets online and $50 minimum phone bets. It must have been heaven for them when poker stars and fulltilt were available in the US with those .01/.02 games. I wonder if they even bought in for minimum at play money tables.
1] stevenash
Guy is totally clueless on the felt and even more clueless in real life. When he finds himself a spare few minutes after starting 10 Obama threads and finds his way to the felt he thinks you should play every hand. Top pair shitty kicker at level 1 what the hell he is going to call that 5 bet all in thinking his hand is good. Usually bad players are rewarded here but this guy is so bad that a corrupt and rigged game cannot reward him as it would become blatantly obvious that the game was in fact rigged. Is there any wonder that he has only one poker badge a (10th place finish) when he plays nearly every day.
oNotOptimizeForBrowser/> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--> 5] slikec Has no post flop game at all. Once we get to level 3 all hands are either all in preflop or fold. If it is folded around and he is small blind it is 100% certainty that he will go all in. Don’t be surprised to see people make calls with K and Q high against the garbage you push with. Eventually your luck may run out even on a rigged site.
4] bobbywaves
This clown is too stupid to even now that slow rolling another player is one of the worst things you can do. We can tell he sucks just by the fact that he limped in with pocket QQ UTG and luckily flopped a Q for top set. But even with a drawy board no reason to bet this hand with multiple players in the hand. It is to be check called the whole way. And dudes 70+ years old don’t need to be talking shit at the table. Dude your not kicking anyone’s ass even if you have a gun holster on your walker.
3] dankelly
Here is one guy that has not figured out that you can raise pre flop. All hands are to be played for just a call pre flop hoping for a safe flop so he can then do the 50 BB all in bet on any favorable flop. But I have to really wonder if the flop even matters when it is nearly 100% chance that he would call an all in bet with pocket 88 on an AKQ flop anyways?
2] konck, oneunder, deadphish
Three way tie here as all three of them are scared to death to play with more than a minimum buy in stack. These guys are not gamblers at all and are the reason why books have a $2 and $5 dollar minimum bets online and $50 minimum phone bets. It must have been heaven for them when poker stars and fulltilt were available in the US with those .01/.02 games. I wonder if they even bought in for minimum at play money tables.
1] stevenash
Guy is totally clueless on the felt and even more clueless in real life. When he finds himself a spare few minutes after starting 10 Obama threads and finds his way to the felt he thinks you should play every hand. Top pair shitty kicker at level 1 what the hell he is going to call that 5 bet all in thinking his hand is good. Usually bad players are rewarded here but this guy is so bad that a corrupt and rigged game cannot reward him as it would become blatantly obvious that the game was in fact rigged. Is there any wonder that he has only one poker badge a (10th place finish) when he plays nearly every day.
quality post. Wish I could be considered for this prestigious list.
