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  • Emily_Haines
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-14-09
    • 15917

    #1
    5 worst poker players at SBR
    <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <woNotOptimizeForBrowser/> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--> 5] slikec

    Has no post flop game at all. Once we get to level 3 all hands are either all in preflop or fold. If it is folded around and he is small blind it is 100% certainty that he will go all in. Don’t be surprised to see people make calls with K and Q high against the garbage you push with. Eventually your luck may run out even on a rigged site.


    4] bobbywaves

    This clown is too stupid to even now that slow rolling another player is one of the worst things you can do. We can tell he sucks just by the fact that he limped in with pocket QQ UTG and luckily flopped a Q for top set. But even with a drawy board no reason to bet this hand with multiple players in the hand. It is to be check called the whole way. And dudes 70+ years old don’t need to be talking shit at the table. Dude your not kicking anyone’s ass even if you have a gun holster on your walker.


    3] dankelly

    Here is one guy that has not figured out that you can raise pre flop. All hands are to be played for just a call pre flop hoping for a safe flop so he can then do the 50 BB all in bet on any favorable flop. But I have to really wonder if the flop even matters when it is nearly 100% chance that he would call an all in bet with pocket 88 on an AKQ flop anyways?


    2] konck, oneunder, deadphish

    Three way tie here as all three of them are scared to death to play with more than a minimum buy in stack. These guys are not gamblers at all and are the reason why books have a $2 and $5 dollar minimum bets online and $50 minimum phone bets. It must have been heaven for them when poker stars and fulltilt were available in the US with those .01/.02 games. I wonder if they even bought in for minimum at play money tables.


    1] stevenash

    Guy is totally clueless on the felt and even more clueless in real life. When he finds himself a spare few minutes after starting 10 Obama threads and finds his way to the felt he thinks you should play every hand. Top pair shitty kicker at level 1 what the hell he is going to call that 5 bet all in thinking his hand is good. Usually bad players are rewarded here but this guy is so bad that a corrupt and rigged game cannot reward him as it would become blatantly obvious that the game was in fact rigged. Is there any wonder that he has only one poker badge a (10th place finish) when he plays nearly every day.
  • daneblazer
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-14-08
    • 27861

    #2
    quality post. Wish I could be considered for this prestigious list.
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    • Optional
      Administrator
      • 06-10-10
      • 61457

      #3
      Ballsy to call out the runaway tourney leader among the worst Emily!

      It would be interesting to see the database of everyone's private notes for each player. Funny too I bet.
      .
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      • nomeansno
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 05-01-10
        • 585

        #4
        you do realize you forgot someone off the list right
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        • stevenash
          Moderator
          • 01-17-11
          • 65504

          #5
          OP needs serious help.
          Totally obsessed with me that he has the need to call me out three time daily.
          Loses a pot to me, and feels compelled to make it his mission in life to call me out any chance he gets.
          OP needs professional help, not just one doctor, but a team of around the clock doctors.

          It was one pot Emily, get over it.
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          • a4u2fear
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 01-29-10
            • 8147

            #6
            Add Rod to the list, only because he doesn't know better
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            • stevenash
              Moderator
              • 01-17-11
              • 65504

              #7
              Add the OP to the list for thinking Ace nine is a premium starting hand.
              For a guy who talks a good game, he thinks a weak ace is strong.
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              • TheCentaur
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-28-11
                • 8108

                #8
                Originally posted by Optional
                Ballsy to call out the runaway tourney leader among the worst Emily!

                It would be interesting to see the database of everyone's private notes for each player. Funny too I bet.
                Wow that would be comedy gold! No chance they would be G rated
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                • oiler
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-06-09
                  • 6585

                  #9
                  wow cant believe hes throeing players under the bus when he has to go against them in tourney play.not a smart move
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                  • stevenash
                    Moderator
                    • 01-17-11
                    • 65504

                    #10
                    ^
                    post 5 says it all.
                    needs professional help.
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                    • Kaladarus
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-11-09
                      • 1876

                      #11
                      This list looks completely legitimate.
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                      • Emily_Haines
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-14-09
                        • 15917

                        #12
                        Another solid effort

                        At least you didn't finish last!!!!

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                        • a4u2fear
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 01-29-10
                          • 8147

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                          At least you didn't finish last!!!!

                          Come on Em, you don't always place
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                          • Emily_Haines
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 04-14-09
                            • 15917

                            #14
                            Originally posted by nomeansno
                            you do realize you forgot someone off the list right
                            didn't play any tournaments for first 2 months

                            played 42 events for 3755 pts

                            pro rate out for full 82 tournaments and I would be sitting at 7331 pts

                            where would i be sitting if i played every one like most have?
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                            • Emily_Haines
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-14-09
                              • 15917

                              #15
                              Originally posted by a4u2fear
                              Come on Em, you don't always place
                              Even when he plays in the tourny with least amount of players he still can't make the money. I would bet heavily on him not cashing in a 21 entries tournament.
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                              • Jeffie
                                SBR MVP
                                • 04-06-12
                                • 3428

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                                didn't play any tournaments for first 2 months

                                played 42 events for 3755 pts

                                pro rate out for full 82 tournaments and I would be sitting at 7331 pts

                                where would i be sitting if i played every one like most have?
                                dont have a problem with you, but if ur gonna complain about the site being rigged dont post how successful you have been at sbr poker.

                                And the list actually looks correct other then SteveNash being the worst. Deadphish takes the top spot for me
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                                • Emily_Haines
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-14-09
                                  • 15917

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Jeffie
                                  dont have a problem with you, but if ur gonna complain about the site being rigged dont post how successful you have been at sbr poker.

                                  And the list actually looks correct other then SteveNash being the worst. Deadphish takes the top spot for me
                                  The beats mainly happen in the cash games. I quit playing them except with rollover points and is why you haven't seen as many bad beat threads from me lately. I play the Omaha Hi Lo game because rollover can be completed faster. Four out of last five times I had AAXX and got it all in preflop I lost them all and didn't even hit a low when I had small danglers. Didn't even bother to post those hands.
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                                  • BeerDog99
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 09-22-10
                                    • 4894

                                    #18
                                    Who is the site rigged for? SBR employees?
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                                    • Emily_Haines
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 04-14-09
                                      • 15917

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BeerDog99
                                      Who is the site rigged for? SBR employees?
                                      Rigged for new players and players with few posts. Get them to come back to site play more, post more, etc.

                                      equals more revenue for SBR

                                      and why games are rigged
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                                      • the scab man
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 10-15-11
                                        • 661

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                                        The beats mainly happen in the cash games. I quit playing them except with rollover points and is why you haven't seen as many bad beat threads from me lately. I play the Omaha Hi Lo game because rollover can be completed faster. Four out of last five times I had AAXX and got it all in preflop I lost them all and didn't even hit a low when I had small danglers. Didn't even bother to post those hands.
                                        Oh so only the cash games are rigged?

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                                        • Emily_Haines
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 04-14-09
                                          • 15917

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by the scab man
                                          Oh so only the cash games are rigged?

                                          No.

                                          Tourneys are rigged too.

                                          I can only play one a day

                                          Otherwise their would be lots more bad beat/rigged threads.
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                                          • tb1984
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 09-11-08
                                            • 3112

                                            #22
                                            I think you did not play at Full Tilt
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                                            • Jeffie
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 04-06-12
                                              • 3428

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by tb1984
                                              I think you did not play at Full Tilt
                                              i use to have some crazy bad beat pics saved on my computer, took the sickest beats of my life on there.
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                                              • tb1984
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-11-08
                                                • 3112

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Jeffie
                                                i use to have some crazy bad beat pics saved on my computer, took the sickest beats of my life on there.
                                                Same here. I did save some of them too...To be fair, I did have suck outs too.
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                                                • slikec
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-11-11
                                                  • 1032

                                                  #25
                                                  Not 4 months of playing here and i already have a huge "fan club"

                                                  Explaining would just be stupid so i love you to and see you at the tables
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                                                  • zwoeins
                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                    • 02-02-11
                                                    • 279

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by daneblazer
                                                    quality post. Wish I could be considered for this prestigious list.
                                                    Same for me.

                                                    Will there be a episode for the places 6 -10?
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                                                    • bobbywaves
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 05-06-08
                                                      • 13280

                                                      #27
                                                      Hmmm.....four out of the seven players you call out are ranked higher than your sorry ass, with 2 players ranked in the top 27.

                                                      Calling out Silkec who will lead this championship from start to finish, just proves how ignorant you truly are. Get a life chump.
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                                                      • stevenash
                                                        Moderator
                                                        • 01-17-11
                                                        • 65504

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                        Get a life chump.
                                                        He has a life, his life's mission is to call me out three times daily.
                                                        Pathetic.

                                                        Know how this all started?
                                                        Because me, a recreational player, who doesn't really give a crap about online poker for points game, just plays for fun, beat him out of a pot.

                                                        This was 5 weeks ago.

                                                        For five weeks after beating him on the river, his mission has been to stalk virtually each and every post of mine.

                                                        Pathetic, truly is.
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                                                        • stevenash
                                                          Moderator
                                                          • 01-17-11
                                                          • 65504

                                                          #29
                                                          Tell you what Em.
                                                          Me, the worst poker player at SBR, challenges you to a heads up game.
                                                          Friday I'm off, anytime from noon to five pm.
                                                          500 chips each. Winner take all.

                                                          Easy 500 points for you, you should take me down in 12 minutes.
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                                                          • zwoeins
                                                            SBR Sharp
                                                            • 02-02-11
                                                            • 279

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by stevenash
                                                            Tell you what Em.
                                                            Me, the worst poker player at SBR, challenges you to a heads up game.
                                                            Friday I'm off, anytime from noon to five pm.
                                                            500 chips each. Winner take all.

                                                            Easy 500 points for you, you should take me down in 12 minutes.

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                                                            • Hurls
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 12-17-11
                                                              • 3477

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                                                              At least you didn't finish last!!!!

                                                              ummmm....... please take that down my name is two below him
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                                                              • Emily_Haines
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 04-14-09
                                                                • 15917

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by stevenash
                                                                Tell you what Em.
                                                                Me, the worst poker player at SBR, challenges you to a heads up game.
                                                                Friday I'm off, anytime from noon to five pm.
                                                                500 chips each. Winner take all.

                                                                Easy 500 points for you, you should take me down in 12 minutes.
                                                                Not interested in playing heads up on a rigged site. I will wager you that you don't make top 20 in anyone of the daily tournaments today.
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                                                                • oiler
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 06-06-09
                                                                  • 6585

                                                                  #33
                                                                  totally amazing to me we have a guy here crying about site being rigged but bragging how he cashes in most of the tourneys he plays.sounds like sour grapes to me.u win some ,u lose some ,get over it
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                                                                  • Hurls
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 12-17-11
                                                                    • 3477

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                                    Hmmm.....four out of the seven players you call out are ranked higher than your sorry ass, with 2 players ranked in the top 27.

                                                                    Calling out Silkec who will lead this championship from start to finish, just proves how ignorant you truly are. Get a life chump.
                                                                    have you ever played at a table with slikle Bobby? Not saying that it is rigged cause still cant find out why they would do that but the rate that he gets hot for long periods of time is astronomical, If I have pocket AA I would think about folding against him no matter what he always cathes with nothing. Just saying dont you think someone else in the top three would get hot and take over for at least one week? Just a question.
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                                                                    • mikemca
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 03-10-10
                                                                      • 10047

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Optional
                                                                      Ballsy to call out the runaway tourney leader among the worst Emily!

                                                                      It would be interesting to see the database of everyone's private notes for each player. Funny too I bet.

                                                                      My lists just comprise of Green Light/Red Light.......not many in the Red Light these days
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