Hellmuth would fit right in with some of the players here at SBR

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  • Emily_Haines
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-14-09
    • 15917

    #1
    Hellmuth would fit right in with some of the players here at SBR
    Guy is complaining every single hand in the one drop

    "You think I lost my chips because I play bad?"
    "I'm so tilted I can't see straight"
    "How is it possible I lose every hand?"
    "Jeez, I have top two and can't even call"
    "What is going on here?"
  • k13
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-16-10
    • 18104

    #2
    Hellmuth is my dad.
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    • Emily_Haines
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 04-14-09
      • 15917

      #3
      So tilted he refuses to stack his chips

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      • BigDaddy
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-01-06
        • 8378

        #4
        LOL
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        • Emily_Haines
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 04-14-09
          • 15917

          #5
          Phau raises to 35000 bunch of callers gets back to Hellmuth and he makes a ridiculous reraise to 650000. Anyone who watches Hellmuth knows he can only have one hand here. Phau calls with pocket KK and doubles Hellmuth up and just like that Hellmuth is the chip leader.
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          • GunShard
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-05-10
            • 10031

            #6
            Phil "Poker Tilt" Hellmuth, lol.
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            • BigDaddy
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-01-06
              • 8378

              #7
              that's why he is the best

              he sets the trap and takes all of your chips
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              • Emily_Haines
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 04-14-09
                • 15917

                #8
                After doubling up he has stopped complaining and even stacked his chips

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                • BigDaddy
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-01-06
                  • 8378

                  #9
                  get a pic of that massage girl?

                  one in black shirt with massage on it
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                  • nomeansno
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 05-01-10
                    • 585

                    #10
                    you mean just like yourself?
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                    • BigDaddy
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 02-01-06
                      • 8378

                      #11
                      stream is acting up
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                      • Emily_Haines
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-14-09
                        • 15917

                        #12
                        Wow, sometimes he loses a lot of value.

                        He has 2nd nut flush and grinder bets into him turn and river

                        and he just calls both times
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                        • Emily_Haines
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 04-14-09
                          • 15917

                          #13
                          Hellmuth Just Calls

                          When we reached Table 411, the board read . Phil Hellmuth led out for 50,000, and Paul Phua raised to 150,000. Hellmuth thought for thirty seconds or so, then called.

                          The river was the , and Hellmuth checked. Phua thought for no more than fifteen seconds, then fired 475,000.

                          "Call!" Hellmuth exclaimed, the second the chips hit the felt.

                          Phua tabled for sixes full of queens, but Hellmuth had him beat with for queens full of aces.

                          "What...?" Rick Salomon blurted.

                          The table was shocked that Hellmuth just called, and some players began needling him.

                          "What were you afraid of?" Chamath Palihapitiya asked.

                          "Yeah," Salomon added. "There's no one at this table that doesn't get it in there."

                          "There's no one else at this table named Phil Hellmuth," Hellmuth shot back.

                          "There's also no one else that catches cards like you," Mike Sexton jabbed.

                          The conversation continued when we left, and while Phua is down to 475,000 chips, Hellmuth is up to 7.1 million.
                          Last edited by Emily_Haines; 07-01-12, 09:12 PM.
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                          • daneblazer
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 09-14-08
                            • 27861

                            #14
                            Ever want a good laugh, read Play Poker like the Pros. Lion, Jackal, Hyena, Elephant...only play hands 77+...fun stuff
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                            • freelife1
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 02-08-12
                              • 580

                              #15
                              youtube loose cannon when tony g needles the hell out of hellmuth and his mental coach....best laugh ever
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                              • Emily_Haines
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 04-14-09
                                • 15917

                                #16
                                Originally posted by freelife1
                                youtube loose cannon when tony g needles the hell out of hellmuth and his mental coach....best laugh ever
                                I remember that one. The hand he busted Phil on he told him he didn't look at his cards and move all in and got Phil to call him with AJ. Tony flip over AK and said of course I looked.
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                                • Emily_Haines
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-14-09
                                  • 15917

                                  #17
                                  Jeez Phil you have pocket AA

                                  bet your hand

                                  quit being a pussy
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                                  • Emily_Haines
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 04-14-09
                                    • 15917

                                    #18
                                    Gruissem Cracks Hellmuth's Aces

                                    Phil Hellmuth raised under the gun to 330,000 and Philipp Gruissem defended his big blind.

                                    The flop came down and both players checked. The turn was the and Hellmuth bet 325,000. Gruissem raised it up to 850,000 and Hellmuth snap-called.

                                    The river was the and Gruissem fired out 1,700,000. Hellmuth was not happy, but after tanking for a while he made the call showing . Gruissem had and his flush took down this big pot! Hellmuth was steaming again as his pocket aces got cracked while Gruissem jumps up on the leader board.
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