Just played some world-class poker, culminating in a poker tournament victory..

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  • The Giant
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-21-12
    • 21480

    #1
    Just played some world-class poker, culminating in a poker tournament victory..
    This was one for the ages, folks.

    We got down to about eight players, and I was in the zone. Obviously none of you have felt this before, there are only a few athletes that can understand this kind of dominant feeling. Michael Jordan, Babe Ruth, Muhammad Ali, Wayne Gretzky come to mind.

    I'm right up there in the Mount Rushmore of world-class athletes. Please respect that.

    As I was saying, we got down to eight players, and I announced at the table everyone was playing for second place. I was not going to be denied, not on this day. I was seeing everything so crystal clearly. My reads were so focused, my opponents might as well have been holding their two cards up.

    We got down to three players, and my chip lead had dwindled down a bit, as I was giving my opponents some false hope. At that time I decided it was time to pull off a maneuver that would have people talking about this tournament for years to come.

    I was on the button with kings. The previous two times on the button I limped in with garbage, and each time Emily Haines, who was the big blind, re-raised me and I folded. I thought I would try again. I limped in with the Cowboys, the small blind called, and Emily, the one always whining about his misfortunes of playing on a rigged system decides to move all in. Just what I had hoped for. My trap had been set in such a beautiful fashion it brought a small tear to my eye.

    I snap called.

    Emily flipped over KQ, and was essentially drawing dead.

    Goodbye Emily. See you next time.

    After that, it was just a formality. My championship was on the precipice and I was not going to be denied.

    About two hands into the heads up, my opponent waved the white flag. He tipped his cap to me, left his chips on the table, and declared it over. He shook my hand, announcing I was too good for him, and walked away.

    What a lovely way to spend a Tuesday afternoon.
  • Emily_Haines
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-14-09
    • 15917

    #2
    rigged
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    • yisman
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-01-08
      • 75682

      #3
      Playing poker does not make you an athlete.
      [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
      [/quote]

      [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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      • tatddy
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-02-10
        • 10779

        #4
        Rotten tomatoes just gave this tale a 14%. In other news middle school kids around the world are raving about it.

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        • 4uk4life
          SBR MVP
          • 12-09-10
          • 3302

          #5
          You rivered an A to stay alive then became a card rack
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          • The Giant
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-21-12
            • 21480

            #6
            Originally posted by 4uk4life
            You rivered an A to stay alive then became a card rack
            Let's not talk about inconsequential events.

            Just answer the fine people at SBR this simple question:

            Much like Babe Ruth's called shot in the World Series, of 1932, did I or did I not go out on a limb and predict victory for myself?

            Answer the question truthfully, 4UK. You were at this final table, until I decided it was time for you to go. I hope you're not holding a grudge for my masterful call which eliminated you. Please don't be that way.
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            • John Morrison
              SBR MVP
              • 08-31-09
              • 1531

              #7
              so what the f did u win 400 sbr pts?
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              • The Giant
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-21-12
                • 21480

                #8
                Originally posted by John Morrison
                so what the f did u win 400 sbr pts?
                Not just 400 points, John Morrison, but the ultimate respect from everyone at the table.

                You really cannot put a price on that.

                And let's not forget Jonelyn. I will get the opportunity to hear my name flowing from her sweet, delicious lips.

                How much is that worth? A lot, John Morrison. A lot.
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                • GUMMO77
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-23-10
                  • 9294

                  #9
                  Congrats, Giant, on the victory. But this type of "winning" post reminds me of another SBR guy. What was his name...........
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                  • GUMMO77
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-23-10
                    • 9294

                    #10
                    Oh that's right

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                    Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.
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                    • stefan084
                      SBR MVP
                      • 07-21-09
                      • 1490

                      #11
                      .....I'll never forget the time I read this post. I can remember it vividly. I sat down at the computer and decided to open up the poker section of SBR and read "The Legend of the Giant and the Two Kings". My favorite passage was "and when he saw Emily shove all in the giant wept, for there were no more worlds to be conquered"
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                      • The Giant
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 01-21-12
                        • 21480

                        #12
                        Originally posted by GUMMO77
                        Oh that's right

                        [ATTACH]44040[/ATTACH]



                        http://forum.sbrforum.com/poker/1612...ent-today.html
                        Seaweed was unable to finish off his opponent.

                        His thread is embarrassing.

                        I miss Seaweed. Last I heard he was forced to move into a hostel.
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                        • tatddy
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-02-10
                          • 10779

                          #13
                          Originally posted by GUMMO77
                          Oh that's right

                          [ATTACH]44040[/ATTACH]

                          http://forum.sbrforum.com/poker/1612...ent-today.html

                          Ru ohh...multiple 2 pt transfers from seaweed to the giant. Gummoed!
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                          • The Giant
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-21-12
                            • 21480

                            #14
                            Originally posted by stefan084
                            .....I'll never forget the time I read this post. I can remember it vividly. I sat down at the computer and decided to open up the poker section of SBR and read "The Legend of the Giant and the Two Kings". My favorite passage was "and when he saw Emily shove all in the giant wept, for there were no more worlds to be conquered"
                            Thank you, Stefan084. I'm glad I was able to make a memory that we will cherish for the rest of our lives.

                            What do you say we reconvene on this thread, this time next year, and talk about this momentous occasion again?

                            This will bond us forever, Stefan084.
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                            • downsouth
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-13-11
                              • 11580

                              #15
                              Well done sir, athletic performances like this do not happen all the time. Shame I missed it. Will you autograph my stomach, and maybe a little lower.
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                              • GUMMO77
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-23-10
                                • 9294

                                #16
                                Originally posted by tatddy
                                Ru ohh...multiple 2 pt transfers from seaweed to the giant. Gummoed!

                                Weeeeeeee
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                                • The Giant
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 01-21-12
                                  • 21480

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by downsouth
                                  Well done sir, athletic performances like this do not happen all the time. Shame I missed it. Will you autograph my stomach, and maybe a little lower.
                                  In spite of you not being there, downsouth, you were definitely there in spirit. I couldn't help but think about you, knowing how proud you would be of me.

                                  Allow me to grab my magic marker.

                                  Whoa! I didn't realize you wanted me to mark you....there. Oh, what the hell..

                                  THE GIANT
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                                  • GUMMO77
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-23-10
                                    • 9294

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by The Giant
                                    In spite of you not being there, downsouth, you were definitely there in spirit. I couldn't help but think about you, knowing how proud you would be of me.

                                    Allow me to grab my magic marker.

                                    Whoa! I didn't realize you wanted me to mark you....there. Oh, what the hell..

                                    THE GIANT
                                    Nice girth.
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                                    • 4uk4life
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 12-09-10
                                      • 3302

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by The Giant
                                      Let's not talk about inconsequential events.

                                      Just answer the fine people at SBR this simple question:

                                      Much like Babe Ruth's called shot in the World Series, of 1932, did I or did I not go out on a limb and predict victory for myself?

                                      Answer the question truthfully, 4UK. You were at this final table, until I decided it was time for you to go. I hope you're not holding a grudge for my masterful call which eliminated you. Please don't be that way.
                                      If I recall you predicted victory with 4 others left and you had 3x the next biggest stack? Don't get those psychic license just yet brother.

                                      And let's not give the credit to the wrong person here, I proudly acted like a donkey when I pushed with Q10. At least let me have that. We 50/50 decided it was time for me to go.
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                                      • JAKEPEAVY21
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 03-11-11
                                        • 29280

                                        #20
                                        good job, Phil..amusing tale
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                                        • downsouth
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 01-13-11
                                          • 11580

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by The Giant
                                          In spite of you not being there, downsouth, you were definitely there in spirit. I couldn't help but think about you, knowing how proud you would be of me.

                                          Allow me to grab my magic marker.

                                          Whoa! I didn't realize you wanted me to mark you....there. Oh, what the hell..

                                          THE GIANT
                                          Ill never wash it again.
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                                          • Koldazzice
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 11-08-11
                                            • 2392

                                            #22
                                            Sign my SBR mouse pad bro
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                                            • Jeffie
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 04-06-12
                                              • 3428

                                              #23
                                              No one posted Cool story bro yet? im surprised...
                                              I went card dead at the final table you lucky bastard.
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                                              • eberetta1
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 03-27-09
                                                • 1157

                                                #24


                                                p.s. Most champions prefer to play the weekend games. More admirers to watch their conquests.
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                                                • 4uk4life
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 12-09-10
                                                  • 3302

                                                  #25
                                                  Where's the 2-4 table crowd at tonight? Everyone go broke or something?
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                                                  • The Giant
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 01-21-12
                                                    • 21480

                                                    #26
                                                    I was at the 2-4 table, and nobody showed up.

                                                    I'm now slumming it in 1-2, where TT is crying and listening to 80s music. I offered to hold him, and now he is questioning my sexuality.
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                                                    • John Morrison
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 08-31-09
                                                      • 1531

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by The Giant
                                                      Not just 400 points, John Morrison, but the ultimate respect from everyone at the table.

                                                      You really cannot put a price on that.

                                                      And let's not forget Jonelyn. I will get the opportunity to hear my name flowing from her sweet, delicious lips.

                                                      How much is that worth? A lot, John Morrison. A lot.

                                                      well in that case , good job sir , keep it up
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                                                      • yisman
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-01-08
                                                        • 75682

                                                        #28
                                                        I normally am lousy at ring games, but today I felt the spirit of The Giant within me. I took no prisoners and called all in bluff after all in bluff.

                                                        I pocketed 273 puntos, playing at the .5/1 Savannah table.
                                                        [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                        [/quote]

                                                        [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                        • Al Masters
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 04-29-06
                                                          • 6940

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by The Giant
                                                          This was one for the ages, folks.

                                                          We got down to about eight players, and I was in the zone. Obviously none of you have felt this before, there are only a few athletes that can understand this kind of dominant feeling. Michael Jordan, Babe Ruth, Muhammad Ali, Wayne Gretzky come to mind.

                                                          I'm right up there in the Mount Rushmore of world-class athletes. Please respect that.

                                                          As I was saying, we got down to eight players, and I announced at the table everyone was playing for second place. I was not going to be denied, not on this day. I was seeing everything so crystal clearly. My reads were so focused, my opponents might as well have been holding their two cards up.

                                                          We got down to three players, and my chip lead had dwindled down a bit, as I was giving my opponents some false hope. At that time I decided it was time to pull off a maneuver that would have people talking about this tournament for years to come.

                                                          I was on the button with kings. The previous two times on the button I limped in with garbage, and each time Emily Haines, who was the big blind, re-raised me and I folded. I thought I would try again. I limped in with the Cowboys, the small blind called, and Emily, the one always whining about his misfortunes of playing on a rigged system decides to move all in. Just what I had hoped for. My trap had been set in such a beautiful fashion it brought a small tear to my eye.

                                                          I snap called.

                                                          Emily flipped over KQ, and was essentially drawing dead.

                                                          Goodbye Emily. See you next time.

                                                          After that, it was just a formality. My championship was on the precipice and I was not going to be denied.

                                                          About two hands into the heads up, my opponent waved the white flag. He tipped his cap to me, left his chips on the table, and declared it over. He shook my hand, announcing I was too good for him, and walked away.

                                                          What a lovely way to spend a Tuesday afternoon.

                                                          Only a select few can be humble through success....you definitly fall into the majority.

                                                          You sound like so many players,i would bet in a live game,when you take down a big hand you start to chirp
                                                          like a bird,but remain silent till that time.


                                                          Congrats on your super Tuesday and super ego.
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                                                          • The Giant
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 01-21-12
                                                            • 21480

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Al Masters
                                                            Only a select few can be humble through success....you definitly fall into the majority.

                                                            You sound like so many players,i would bet in a live game,when you take down a big hand you start to chirp
                                                            like a bird,but remain silent till that time.


                                                            Congrats on your super Tuesday and super ego.
                                                            Congrats on your lack of sense of humor.
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                                                            • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 08-18-11
                                                              • 7537

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by yisman
                                                              but today I felt the spirit of The Giant within me.
                                                              Ya might wanna re-phrase, counselor... as this has a whole different meaning then you intended in Giant's neck o' the woods.
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