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  • JoeCool20
    SBR MVP
    • 05-31-18
    • 4440

    #1
    STILL no public hold em table.
    Been down for much longer than a month now.
  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43559

    #2
    try goin' pro.........
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    • JoeCool20
      SBR MVP
      • 05-31-18
      • 4440

      #3
      Originally posted by Auto Donk
      try goin' pro.........
      LOL I was also going to put in the post: "Please don't say something about the 'non pro' crap."

      Because saying that doesn't do anything about the non pro hold-em table being down for over a month!
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43559

        #4
        WELL, since you can't play poker, pretend you are me and negs is flashing his ass at you lookin' for action:


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        • Optional
          Administrator
          • 06-10-10
          • 60686

          #5
          Thanks for the report Joe

          Techs will check and hopefully enable a table for you ASAP
          .
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43559

            #6
            Originally posted by Optional
            Thanks for the report Joe

            Techs will check and hopefully enable a table for you ASAP



            I put the emphasis where it belongs....

            poor guy will be in there for weeks at a time waiting for anyone to show up:




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            • JoeCool20
              SBR MVP
              • 05-31-18
              • 4440

              #7
              Originally posted by Optional
              Thanks for the report Joe

              Techs will check and hopefully enable a table for you ASAP


              Thank you boss.









              Originally posted by Auto Donk;297916


              8



              I put the emphasis where it belongs....

              poor guy will be in there for weeks at a time waiting for anyone to show up:





              No doubt about that.

              Before it went down I WAS in there for hours at a time with no one else to be found! LOL
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              • funnyb25
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 07-09-09
                • 39656

                #8
                Fukin douche
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43559

                  #9
                  Originally posted by JoeCool20
                  Thank you boss.












                  No doubt about that.

                  Before it went down I WAS in there for hours at a time with no one else to be found! LOL
                  I feel for ya joe..........

                  shit, if it weren't for the wussies that cram the hi/lo omaha tables on the weekends, there'd never be any action in the cash games at sbr..........

                  I just renewed pro; if i'd known you needed someone to lose your rolls to, I'd have wiped out your stacks before renewing....


                  as is, good luck ever finding any action..........
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                  • JoeCool20
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-31-18
                    • 4440

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                    I feel for ya joe..........

                    shit, if it weren't for the wussies that cram the hi/lo omaha tables on the weekends, there'd never be any action in the cash games at sbr..........

                    I just renewed pro; if i'd known you needed someone to lose your rolls to, I'd have wiped out your stacks before renewing....


                    as is, good luck ever finding any action..........
                    LOL Yeah just like when my Q 7 donked off your Q 10 tonight in the tourney with a last card 3 outer 7 on the river!
                    I mean hell we both had top pair and you had a higher kicker, but you would have claimed that you "tore me up" or "wore me out" if I hadn't donked the last card 7 on your head! LOL I've got all poker chat turned off but I'm sure you went "post crazy" & started trashing me & acting like it was "terrible poker" for me to bet with top pair! LOL Then later you went all in with K 10 offsuit and you donked out my A 6! LOL What did you say in poker chat after that suck out? That it was "good poker?" LOL this SBR shit is ALL wild donks!! The difference in me & you is that I'd never say any of that in this donk ass luck B.S. poker! I'd just laugh about it!


                    But just to be serious for a moment here about my pro status. I have poker chat turned off because it is no different than the forum. If I dare make a reply to your abuse of me when you threaten me with violence, or you post about my poor dead mother, in the poker chat or the forum, then I get penalized while you get nothing done to you for starting it! And it isn't just me either, you threatened to kill Vittered at least ten times on the forum and you also said you were going to "rape his wife" and within a few weeks your "pal" had banned HIM for his replies and you got nothing done to you!!

                    Now bro, I'm sure it is great for you to be able to say those threatening, cruel, & abusive things to me and others on here, and then know that if we try to defend ourselves that WE will get in trouble for replying to it while you get nothing done to you for instigating it! Never forget 2 things bro, #1 I don't dislike you for your rude comments on a sports forum! Because I can give it back with the best of them when provoked! I'm the "mouth of the south!" LOL
                    But I can't reply to your abuse or I get penalized for replying! If I could just reply to it then it would all be fine!

                    But as it stands now bro, I would think that you and everybody on here understands, I just can't pay $100 on here and then be afraid that I am going get banned and lose my $100 because I replied to your threats of violence or your posts about my dead mother.
                    Last edited by JoeCool20; 10-15-20, 08:27 PM. Reason: fixing spelling & grammar.
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43559

                      #11
                      best thing you can do is never, ever think about reporting anybody for anything.....


                      be a man.......


                      reup your pro status and I'll guarantee you that you never get banned....... (so long as you don't drop n-bombs or attack other posters mothers).....

                      get back in the big leagues, joe
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                      • JoeCool20
                        SBR MVP
                        • 05-31-18
                        • 4440

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                        best thing you can do is never, ever think about reporting anybody for anything.....


                        be a man.......


                        reup your pro status and I'll guarantee you that you never get banned....... (so long as you don't drop n-bombs or attack other posters mothers).....

                        get back in the big leagues, joe
                        Thanks for getting down to the nitty gritty here about the genesis of all this bro.

                        That is the main point bro, I had never said a word to you or even knew who you were and you got on poker chat and started abusing me and saying you were going to "fuk my mother" and you told me to "go suk the dik of another man." Dude my previous post just stated this. I don't care about rude comments! I will give them right back if provoked!
                        And If I could have "been a man" & replied, then I would have run your rude ass into the ground with my mouth after you said that abusive stuff to me! but I knew I couldn't say anything back to you or I would get banned for my replies while you got nothing done to you for starting it!! Don't you understand that?

                        THEN, you "assumed" that I reported you for saying all that in poker chat. When you have no clue how it went down. I have already told you that I'm sure everyone at the table probably reported you for that. But you "assumed" it was me! AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN BLOCK YOUR POKER CHAT FOR IT!! All they did was ask you to stop, and you went crazy! Then you made a thread up about being told to stop, and they banned your poker chat for "whining". And then you went crazy and blamed it on ME!! They didn't block your poker chat for your filthy comments no matter who reported you for it! They banned your chat because you made a thread whining about getting asked to stop! Don't you even remember that?
                        And then they banned my chat too after you made that thread up! And I didn't even do anything! I had never even replied to your rude comments in poker chat with any rude comments of my own! Because I knew I couldn't! Dude I can't help what threads you make up that get your poker chat banned! If anybody should be mad then I should be mad at YOU for making up what they called that "whining" thread and getting MY poker chat banned along with yours! LOL


                        But let me get this straight, you are a lawyer, and your "side" of this is that you aren't apologetic or remorseful for telling another person in poker chat that you are going to "fuk their mother", you are just angry as hell at ME because you got reported for it and you got told to stop?
                        And also your "side" is that if people do report you for making abusive comments like that in poker chat, then nobody who works at SBR should dare have the gall to tell you to stop, or you will get mad as hell & make up a thread & whine about it? LOL Pardon me, but That is how I would expect an 8 year old spoiled brat child to act if he finally got told to stop doing something by his parents!

                        So hey man, please say that is not your "side!" I know people on here are degens & they can't admit anything!
                        But please just say that you shouldn't have made comments in poker chat about "fuking somebody's mother!"
                        And also say that you sure as hell shouldn't have got angry at ME because you got reported for it, or angry at SBR for telling you to stop it!

                        Wouldn't it be much better to take your own advice and "be a man" and show some admittance & remorse?!
                        Then you can be regretful for your insulting and abusive comments in poker chat that started it ALL!


                        But most of all bro Donk, (and I'm begging you to do this!) PLEASE stop blaming me and being angry at ME for things that happened to you because of rude & abusive comments that YOU made to ME in poker chat!!
                        That is mind blowing to me!
                        Last edited by JoeCool20; 10-16-20, 04:33 AM. Reason: You know me! I'm the "edit king!" LOL
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43559

                          #13
                          joe, you lost me at "that".....

                          the only side I have is sbr, and not reporting bullshit from anyone at any time about any thing..... it's a forum of grown ass men engaging in locker room banter at any given time....... no one should ever report anything or anyone....

                          now man up, go pro, and never report anything.....
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                          • slikec
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-11-11
                            • 1032

                            #14
                            I hardly get any action on pro holdem tables so good luck getting any action on non pro lol even if they put table(s) back on.
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                            • JAKEPEAVY21
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 03-11-11
                              • 29215

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                              joe, you lost me at "that".....

                              the only side I have is sbr, and not reporting bullshit from anyone at any time about any thing..... it's a forum of grown ass men engaging in locker room banter at any given time....... no one should ever report anything or anyone....

                              now man up, go pro, and never report anything.....
                              Agreed. Anyone that has ever reported another poster because they got their feelings hurt is pathetic.
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                              • Optional
                                Administrator
                                • 06-10-10
                                • 60686

                                #16
                                There must have been an actual issue if table has not appeared by now.

                                I'll update when I have more info.
                                .
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                                • Carseller4
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-22-09
                                  • 19627

                                  #17
                                  Just let everyone (pro or non-pro) play at the tables.

                                  It's not like we have tons of people playing anyway.
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                                  • Housemoney
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 09-17-09
                                    • 3912

                                    #18
                                    Where do you rollover points if no one is playing?
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                                    • Optional
                                      Administrator
                                      • 06-10-10
                                      • 60686

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Housemoney
                                      Where do you rollover points if no one is playing?
                                      Best way is friday to Sunday on the Omaha HiLo tables.

                                      Someone will turn up if you sit for a bit. Everyone has the same issue.
                                      .
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                                      • franklee168
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 03-06-11
                                        • 5544

                                        #20
                                        I sit at tables hoping no one will show up.
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                                        • JoeCool20
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 05-31-18
                                          • 4440

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                          Agreed. Anyone that has ever reported another poster because they got their feelings hurt is pathetic.
                                          LOL Thanks Jake, it is good to know that you think of yourself as "pathetic" because the last time you threatened me with violence in poker chat, YOU told 2 other people to report me for my replies to you!! And they did! And yes you are pathetic for doing that! Bro, I don't know if it is the pot, or if you are intentionally trying to be a dumbass, but most of your posts show a fried brain! LOL
                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                          joe, you lost me at "that".....

                                          the only side I have is sbr, and not reporting bullshit from anyone at any time about any thing..... it's a forum of grown ass men engaging in locker room banter at any given time....... no one should ever report anything or anyone....

                                          now man up, go pro, and never report anything.....
                                          LOL OK Donk, I hope you know that you just contradicted the hell out of yourself. Because the last time you abused me in poker chat, I finally got tired of it and I told you to shut the fuk up, and you made a thread up reporting me for my replies to your abuse! Here it is!:


                                          EVIDENCE to ban joe cool 20 once and for all.........

                                          https://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/poker/3610338-evidence-ban-joe-cool-20-once-all.html

                                          Dude How can I take you seriously? what the hell are you saying? That everybody BUT YOU should "be a man" and "never report anything or anyone!" LOL You can't be taken seriously when you hypocritically contradict the hell out of your own post!!
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                                          • JoeCool20
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 05-31-18
                                            • 4440

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                            joe, you lost me at "that".....

                                            the only side I have is sbr, and not reporting bullshit from anyone at any time about any thing..... it's a forum of grown ass men engaging in locker room banter at any given time....... no one should ever report anything or anyone....

                                            now man up, go pro, and never report anything.....
                                            Hey bro, I can't believe it but I found what I sent to drew! As I have told you already I don't give a damn about rude posts, as long as I can reply to them! BUT I CANT REPLY TO YOUR RUDE POSTS OR I WILL GET IN TROUBLE FOR MY REPLIES WHILE NOTHING GETS DONE TO YOU FOR STARTING IT! If I could just reply to it then it would all be fine! I'd have you curled up in the fetal position crying about my brutal replies to your abuse! BUT IF I REPLY TO YOUR ABUSE THEN I GET IN TROUBLE, SO I CANT REPLY!! Do you understand this time?

                                            Now here is what I PM-ed Drew after you had abused me for the tenth time. As you can see it has NOTHING to do with reporting you! It has ALL to do with how disgusted I am that I cant reply to you! I am thrilled that I found this! Because now this is over! So if you think that this PM to drew counts as me "reporting" you, then I don't give a flying damn! It plainly shows that all I want to do is be able to reply to it or I want my $100 back and I want to leave the whole site!! NOW DO YOU ALSO SEE WHY I'M NOT GOING PRO AGAIN? this PM by me says it ALL. Mic drop dude! End of story!



                                            Originally Posted by JoeCool20
                                            OK Look I got harassed AGAIN, and I didn't respond again!

                                            Y'all told me NOT to reply and call names back if somebody starts the rude and disrespectful crap to me, so I didn't.

                                            In th Sunday 4 p.m. poker game This AutoDonk guy starts telling me he is

                                            going to "fuk my mother" 3 or 4 times, and tells me a gay slur of
                                            Suck the dick of another man" Among TEN other rude comments.

                                            He has done this to me BEFORE and y'all didn't even do anything to him and he got on there the next night and started doing it again.

                                            If y'all don't do anything to him then the next time he does this I am going to tell him I'm going to k*ll his ass and ki** his whole fukin family. And then you better not do anything to me either! This name calling shit is fukin RIDICULOUS man!

                                            My Mother died about 8 months ago and this idiot is on here positing about fuking her?

                                            If y'all don't do anything to this guy for this then will you please just give me $100 in Bitcoin so I can get my $100 back from my donation to go pro.

                                            This shit is stupid man. And I'm sick of it."




                                            And dude I have GOT to edit this to include that this p.m. by me had nothing to do with your poker chat ban! After this p.m. by me to Drew, they STILL did not ban your poker chat! They only told you to stop abusing me!! Then you got ill and angry and pouted because SBR actually told you to stop something, and you made a thread up whining about being told to stop!!! AND THEN THAT IS WHEN THEY SAID YOU WERE "WHINING" AND THEY BANNED YOUR POKER CHAT FOR IT. YOUR OWN WHINING THREAD GOT YOUR POKER CHAT BANNED! NOT MY P.M. ABOUT WANTING TO BE ABLE TO REPLY TO YOUR ABUSE!!

                                            So please take your own advice and "be a man" and stop trying to blame ME for what YOU did to yourself!

                                            PEACE!
                                            Last edited by JoeCool20; 10-16-20, 05:54 PM. Reason: Adding in why his poker chat got banned. It was his own whining thread, not ME!
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                                            • JoeCool20
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 05-31-18
                                              • 4440

                                              #23
                                              Now the mic has been dropped and I am going to a bachelor party and getting wasted!


                                              The only thing left is what the hell will your reply be BESIDES simply saying "I understand your point now JoeCool, you didn't 'report' me for anything! It was my OWN whining thread that got my poker chat banned, not you! You were only voicing your disgust at not being able to reply to my abuse of you. If you could just simply reply to my abuse without getting in trouble, then it would all be fine."

                                              What will you say this time besides that? Will you ignore what I just posted? Will you make another post that totally contradicts yourself? The only thing that is certain is that you will not simply say "I get it now, and I see your point!"
                                              Last edited by JoeCool20; 10-16-20, 05:47 PM.
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                                              • Auto Donk
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 09-03-13
                                                • 43559

                                                #24
                                                joe, you sound like a moist vagina......

                                                very moist......

                                                there is no one to blame for your pathetic situation but you......

                                                but you knew that........

                                                ps... I didn't read any of your drivel above, not sure if it was meant for me or not, and, candidly, don't care.........


                                                just quit whining and go pro.....
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                                                • funnyb25
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 07-09-09
                                                  • 39656

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                  joe, you sound like a moist vagina......

                                                  very moist......

                                                  there is no one to blame for your pathetic situation but you......

                                                  but you knew that........

                                                  ps... I didn't read any of your drivel above, not sure if it was meant for me or not, and, candidly, don't care.........


                                                  just quit whining and go pro.....
                                                  HeHe
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                                                  • Enkhbat
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 04-18-11
                                                    • 3145

                                                    #26
                                                    Joe is definitely moist lol, not that it bothers me.
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                                                    • pablo222
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 01-03-19
                                                      • 8858

                                                      #27
                                                      Ramblings of a mad man.
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                                                      • JoeCool20
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 05-31-18
                                                        • 4440

                                                        #28
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                                                        • JoeCool20
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 05-31-18
                                                          • 4440

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by pablo222
                                                          Ramblings of a mad man.

                                                          No he is NOT a "rambling mad man!" He just gets on here and threatens people with death and rape and talks about their mothers because he doesn't get in any trouble for it!


                                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                          joe, you sound like a moist vagina......

                                                          very moist......

                                                          there is no one to blame for your pathetic situation but you......

                                                          but you knew that........

                                                          ps... I didn't read any of your drivel above, not sure if it was meant for me or not, and, candidly, don't care.........


                                                          just quit whining and go pro.....
                                                          Don't worry about it bro! Going pro isn't a big deal to me! And of course I'm not "whining" by answering your question about why I'm not paying $100 to be a pro! LOL This is not my web site, and I don't control what they let you get away with on here, nor do I care! I'm just not paying $100 on here. Period. No big deal. I hope that doesn't bother you!

                                                          But you are EXACTLY right bro! Of course I am to "blame"!!
                                                          If I hadn't ever replied to you & told you to stop abusing me when you threatened me with violence,
                                                          or talked about my dead mother, then I would have never got in trouble! LOL

                                                          Just like there is no one to blame but YOU for getting your poker chat banned!
                                                          If you hadn't made up a thread whining about getting told to stop saying you are going to fuk people's mothers,
                                                          then you wouldn't have got your poker chat banned!! End of story! What you don't understand is that
                                                          I AM ON YOUR SIDE OF IT! If they don't tell you to stop making racial slurs, gay slurs, death threats, and rape threats, then why in the hell would they tell you to stop saying things about fuking somebody's mother? LOL
                                                          If I was you I would have pouted and whined about it too!

                                                          But as for going pro, I can't pay $100 and "hope" that I can keep myself from replying to your abuse!!
                                                          Because I will most always reply to rude & nasty comments! Especially about my dead mother! So would you!
                                                          The difference is that you don't get in trouble for making death threats, rape threats, or comments about fuking mothers! They'd only penalize me for replying to the abuse! I'm not paying $100 for that bro! Neither would you!

                                                          Take care & enjoy your "free rein" to disrespect the whole web site with your Rude & vile comments!
                                                          Last edited by JoeCool20; 10-18-20, 02:20 AM.
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                                                          • cincinnatikid513
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 11-23-17
                                                            • 45360

                                                            #30
                                                            ngaf

                                                            joe

                                                            dont need to write a book
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                                                            • JoeCool20
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 05-31-18
                                                              • 4440

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                                                              ngaf

                                                              joe

                                                              dont need to write a book
                                                              You don't need to worry about it buddy, you are not the "post length" police. You don't even work here bro, so don't worry about it. Cheers.
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                                                              • slikec
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 01-11-11
                                                                • 1032

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Housemoney
                                                                Where do you rollover points if no one is playing?
                                                                I usually get some action before first daily MTT but never while i am in MTT(cant people play 2 tables???). At least i cleared few stacks so now i can wait for main world cup rewards which should provide at least 1 week of decent action even on holdem.
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                                                                • JoeCool20
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 05-31-18
                                                                  • 4440

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Can anyone answer this? What if I do go pro right now? Do the 450 poker points still stay with me?

                                                                  In other words, even though I won the points as a non pro, can I go pro & try to roll them over and

                                                                  have them count for "real" pro points?
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                                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                                    • 43559

                                                                    #34
                                                                    joe, go pro.....

                                                                    i'll donate 500 pts to you in that effort once you have enough other donations to convert the points into a pro membership......
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                                                                    • Myranda Jones
                                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                                      • 04-28-20
                                                                      • 264

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Are they going to bring poker back soon?
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