Even this guy..........

[bobbywaves]

Doesn't get any more pathetic than Sputnik making a post of himself standing in front of a Lexus, pretending it was his.

Whoever can dig up & link that golden gem gets 50 pts, I'm busy watching NBA finals.

[Russian Rocket]

^ You're grasping at straws now CREATURE.

Hey someone of us can afford to drive a LEX, while others, beg government for vouchers so they can afford subsidized internet.

Penny poker
Subsidized cable with Comcast
Lives in shithole Trenton, NJ

Saggy underdeveloped tit$

Brings hooker to tje bash and pretends that she's his gf


I don't think you can get anymore pathetic, than that...oh wait, YES you actually can:

[bobbywaves]

Pretty pathetic how Sputnik can't come up with any new material, his posts are always identical.

Since the game is at halftime, dug up this classic Russian Lexus burial. Hilarious how he cried to Shari to remove the youtube clip evidence:

Rocket/sbr check in

[Russian Rocket]

^ Nice try saggy tit$, but unlike you I actually have no reason to cry to anyone here.

You on the other hand did a lot of that, when we finally got a hold of your pathetic LOSER profile on Mingle2.com


As I recall correctly, you've begged them to delete this particular pic of you...



...and while your profile is now gone - the PIC is still there...and it reminds us everyday here how pathetic your existence really is!

[Russian Rocket]

hey nice xmas tree yeeer fkng DOLT!

https://mingle2.com/images/users/82/54/9683084_6827.jpg

Look at the URL you fkng MORON.

Did you really think, that I'm not gonna find a fkng LOSER like yourself?

[bobbywaves]

hey nice xmas tree yeeer fkng DOLT!

https://mingle2.com/images/users/82/54/9683084_6827.jpg

Look at the URL you fkng MORON.

Did you really think, that I'm not gonna find a fkng LOSER like yourself?

Pathetic loser trolls like yourself will find anything, since you have no life.

So you've proven to be not only a fraud, but a homo searching for dudes pics on the internet. Congrats Sputnik.

[Russian Rocket]

Aww looks like our booby got upset.

Just because someone knows how to quickly find your sorry ass profile, that you thought you deleted for good, doesn't make them a homo.

It does however make them SMART, Creature!

The best part about this profile now is, that I AM THE ONLY ONE who has access to it...and you, pathetic sorry ass LOSER, can't even login to that site to delete YOUR OWN pix.


You're a walking embarrassment for today's society CLOWN. Do remember this for the rest of your pathetic life and don't ever make another mistake like that online...especially with your saggy tit$ hanging in the air.

[bobbywaves]

Just because someone knows how to quickly find your sorry ass profile, that you thought you deleted for good, doesn't make them a homo.

Stalking dudes on the internet & posting male pics is absolutely conduct of a homosexual, as heterosexuals never partake in this behavior.

Since Waves is str8 as an arrow, you're chit out of luck fudge packer.

[Russian Rocket]

Since Waves is a well known HOMO, you better keep your distance from his hanging saggy breasts.

About fkng time you said something truthful about yourself LOSER!

[bobbywaves]

[Russian Rocket]

I'm enjoying your desperation here CHUMP!




Hahaha the funny thing is that in the same MINGLE2 profile you also have a photo of your fkng son...right next to the photo of your saggy TIT$.


What a fkng LOWLIFE!

[bobbywaves]

Rocket/sbr check in

[Russian Rocket]

^ The car that a clown with a saggy ass tit$ will never afford!

You're making it way too easy CHUMP!


Oh and here is the original pic from your MINGLE2 profile.

http://mingle2.com/images/users/5/32/9683084_867.jpg

How easy can your burial really be?

[Russian Rocket]

Oh just look at this poor scumbag is scrambling trying to delete his profile from Mingle2



How did that DEACTIVATION work out for ya CHUMP? Not so good ah?

http://mingle2.com/images/users/5/32/9683084_867.jpg

http://russianrocket.mysbrforum.com/photos/l/p4pj2eGk.jpg

[bobbywaves]

That's all you got Sputnik? Still waiting for new material homo.

[Russian Rocket]

Your desperation couldn't be more obvious Bitch Tit$!

Funny how a scum like you who posts this in his dating profile is trying to call someone homo





Pretending that you don't care while sitting here at 2AM and desperately typing the same ol' tired shit won't save you from this embarrassment though MORON.

I got your exactly where I want it...Now let's get back to the real question- Why did you think that it would be OK to post your ugly underdeveloped breasts online?

[Russian Rocket]

That's all you got Sputnik?

That's all I really need dumbass.

Everyone here needs to see how big of a clown you really are in real life and I think Poker subforum is a perfect place to have you showcase your deleted Mingle2 profile along with that set of bitch tit$ of yours!

[bobbywaves]

[Auto Donk]

all I know, after reading this thread, and thinking back on all he past threads on SBR, is that I doubt that the phrase "saggy " has ever been used on any website in history as much as it has been on SBR....

ah, the good ol days....

SBR has to be so proud of this honor bestowed upon it by it's members

[Triple_D_Bet]

Oh I'm hitting the GYM alright...but for some strange reason, my results don't come anywhere near those underdeveloped floppy b-cup tit$, that you're so proudly showcasing in your dating profile, while desperately trying to score some tail.

You're a life-long lowlife LOSER with NO GAME Booby - Just accept this as a fact...and your silly photos with the shirt behind your ears proved exactly that!

...also go lookup what the word SPUTNIK actually means in Russian, before you try to use it as insult to anyone here.

It's takes a certain level of dumbassery to attempt to insult a russian by using the name of russia's historical achievement in the space race. Compared to that idiocy, sourcing from urban dictionary (and not even doing that right!) looks almost intelligent

My final Donkey encore:

Donkey welches on bet, what a meow!


Autodonk vs bobbyeaves matchup odds


Place

	Player	Prize	Tourney Points	Team
1st	mpaschal34	12k pts	8	Confed
1st	slanina	12k pts	6	Confed
1st	sportfan	12k pts	4	Confed
1st	bobbywaves	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	hhsilver	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	shane	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	lobo369	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	Cross	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	ronpaul2008	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	GaryDN	12k pts	2	Confed
1st	k6mike9	12k pts	2	Confed
1st	AutoDonk	12k pts	0	Confed

You're real quick with the leaderboards when you're actually ahead of someone...funny how when they're ahead of you, you don't think it's meaningful somehow. Get back to me when your best world cup performance isn't worse than my worst, or when you're smart enough to not think winning one bet out of a dozen is meaningful

[bobbywaves]

sourcing from urban dictionary (and not even doing that right!) looks almost intelligent

I agree it was "intelligent," considering three Sputnik definitions from urban dictionary were linked correctly & extremely accurate.

Similarly accurate is this urban dictionary term "stroking johnson," which you spend most of your time doing:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stroking+Johnson

So as you can see, the urban dictionary is way more informative than Websters & is the go to source for intellectuals.

You're real quick with the leaderboards when you're actually ahead of someone...funny how when they're ahead of you, you don't think it's meaningful somehow. Get back to me when your best world cup performance isn't worse than my worst, or when you're smart enough to not think winning one bet out of a dozen is meaningful

Fact of the matter, whenever something is on the line like pts I soundly beat you: Took you for 29k in our annual skill based challenge. And just recently my team beat yours in World Cup, my 12k winnings compared to your measly 2.5k roll. So you be sure to get back to me when you beat Waves in something meaningful.

On the last day of qualifying, I put myself in position to be on whichever US. WC team I wanted. Either a team with Tripe, or a team with Donkey. I chose the lesser of two evils with Donkey, obviously made the right & most profitable decision possible.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Good ol bobbo...it makes it hard to argue with you when we both provide proof that you're a dumbass

[bobbywaves]

Good ol bobbo...it makes it hard to argue with you

At least your acceptance is a step in the right direction Tripe.

I'm sure it's extremely hard to argue with Waves, considering all the burials I dole out.

.

[Triple_D_Bet]

At least your acceptance is a step in the right direction Tripe.

I'm sure it's extremely hard to argue with Waves, considering all the burials I dole out.

.

Ah, the eternal question: are you a dumbass because you can't read, or can you not read because you're a dumbass?

We may never know the answer to that one, but as always, your continued contributions to the mountain of evidence supporting your dumbass-edness is appreciated, saves guys like rocket and me a bit of work when you prove our points for us

[bobbywaves]

Ah, the eternal question: are you a dumbass because you can't read, or can you not read because you're a dumbass?

We may never know the answer to that one, but as always, your continued contributions to the mountain of evidence supporting your dumbass-edness is appreciated, saves guys like rocket and me a bit of work when you prove our points for us

Your self burials make my job way too easy Tripe, when all I have to do is quote your own words & post a leaderboard:

[Triple_D_Bet]

Your self burials make my job way too easy Tripe, when all I have to do is quote your own words & post a leaderboard:

Haven't seen you quote a leaderboard at me in a while since I've been ahead of you on all of the (despite missing a couple dozen tourneys, you spending half the day waiting to see which tourney is slightly smaller, etc)....and then when you finally inch past me on one, now it means something?

Oh hey, look who's way up above you...it's sin, the guy you claimed is a clown. So what's your excuse for the contradiction there? Let me guess: you're losing on purpose to sin as part of some master plan to lose a couple of bets and then win a small one for a net loss, like you did with DS?

You've thoroughly self-buried yourself in life and on the forum, and you continue to do so damn near every time you pop off at the scamhole...it's mildly amusing that you seem to have enough cognitive function to recognize the meaning of the phrase, but lack the brainpower to see the many, many ways you've done it to yourself

[Auto Donk]

glad I've buried the hatchet with waves.....

saved me three hours of time this week I used productively instead of posting photos of '82 taurases with no hubcaps, guys with dongs on their heads, gay billboards, mardi-gra'ing dudes, etc......

[bobbywaves]

Haven't seen you quote a leaderboard at me in a while since I've been ahead of you on all of the (despite missing a couple dozen tourneys, you spending half the day waiting to see which tourney is slightly smaller, etc)....and then when you finally inch past me on one, now it means something?

Being ahead of you on leaderboard isn't all that meaningful, since you were chicken shit to bet. It was only thrown in as icing on my cake.

What's meaningful is taking you for 29k, the only time you had balls to make a heads up poker wager.
What's meaningful is profiting 9,500 more than you in World Cup, probably even more than that since you suck at rollover.

Let me guess: you're losing on purpose to sin as part of some master plan

[Triple_D_Bet]

Being ahead of you on leaderboard isn't all that meaningful, since you were chicken shit to bet. It was only thrown in as icing on my cake.

What's meaningful is taking you for 29k, the only time you had balls to make a heads up poker wager.
What's meaningful is profiting 9,500 more than you in World Cup, probably even more than that since you suck at rollover.

Your inability to understand basic math as it pertains to our wager, or to understand basic cause and effect as it pertains to the numerous other poker challenges you lost, is nothing new...but your idiocy in thinking you're a better player than sin is an interesting new form of delusional. Luckily for you, you don't have the balls or the funds to test yourself against sin and be proven wrong

[bobbywaves]

Your inability to understand basic math as it pertains to our wager

The basic math pertaining to our wager is: taking your sorry ass for 29k + the additional 6k profited from side wagers, for a net profit of 35K. Are you ignorantly trying to dispute this now, do I need to bury you more by posting your 29k payment again?

but your idiocy in thinking you're a better player than sin is an interesting new form of delusional. Luckily for you, you don't have the balls or the funds to test yourself against sin and be proven wrong

I already invited Sin to Atlantic City, which makes your statement even more ignorant.

[Triple_D_Bet]

The basic math pertaining to our wager is: taking your sorry ass for 29k + the additional 6k profited from side wagers, for a net profit of 35K. Are you ignorantly trying to dispute this now, do I need to bury you more by posting your 29k payment again?



I already invited Sin to Atlantic City, which makes your statement even more ignorant.

Basic math has been explained to you; your inability to grasp it doesn't change it

Having far better things to do with his time than chase down the few dollars you can scrape together, I'm not surprised sin wouldn't spend the time to take you up on the only type of offer you can afford. Of course, if you truly believed you were better, you could play heads up right here on SBR...your refusal to do so is not only transparent, but one of the smartest things you've ever ducked; sin ran over far better players than you on the tables in Vegas

[bobbywaves]

Basic math has been explained to you; your inability to grasp it doesn't change it

Having far better things to do with his time than chase down the few dollars you can scrape together, I'm not surprised sin wouldn't spend the time to take you up on the only type of offer you can afford. Of course, if you truly believed you were better, you could play heads up right here on SBR...your refusal to do so is not only transparent, but one of the smartest things you've ever ducked; sin ran over far better players than you on the tables in Vegas

Sin knows where to find me, when he's man enough to do so.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Sin knows where to find me, when he's man enough to do so.

We all know where to find you...it's easy when you're too busy sucking at the government teat and can't afford to travel away from your hovel