World Cup Trade Deadline???? Ruling Please.....

**Auto Donk** · 06-01-17, 09:39 AM

ps... Our Team Mascot is walking into the Building as I type.....

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followed by the "Team Confeds Game Girls":

followed by Donk's Personal Masseuse:

followed by Donk's Personal Assistant:

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followed by AutoDolph's personal assistant:

clearly, it's easy to see why AutoDolph is always so f'n happy and energetic!!!!

**Auto Donk** · 06-01-17, 11:17 AM

Team Confeds WarRoom, desperately trying to ship Small b Slum Dog Waves before the deadline......

From the emblem on the various notebooks and computers, you can tell they are big fans of AutoDolph.....

**Auto Donk** · 06-01-17, 11:29 AM

voice mail messages left for SBR, team world, team usa, and team bacon and maple syrup, now they are sitting and waiting for a response:

unfortunately, when it comes to moving the guy below prior to the trade deadline, the phone is predictably quiet.....

I'll personally throw in five pounds of week-old hamburger meat if we can find a taker:

**Triple_D_Bet** · 06-01-17, 12:38 PM

Not worth it for 10 times the points; the normal strategies he uses to partially compensate for his shortcomings (wait all day for smallest tournament field, stall with multiple tables, fold to mincash in generous payout structure) won't work here and he'll most likely dissapoint as he has every year he's played.

**4uk4life** · 06-01-17, 12:44 PM

Trying to diminish the effort I put in last night.

**Auto Donk** · 06-01-17, 01:02 PM

DAMMIT.... dumping kaepernick would be 10x easier than jettisonning Small b.....

how can you guys not want this guy on your team??????

**Triple_D_Bet** · 06-01-17, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by 4uk4life

Trying to diminish the effort I put in last night.

And a fantastic effort it was...Team USA thanks you for letting us play with 12 players instead of 11!

**Auto Donk** · 06-01-17, 01:30 PM

SBR Brass has informed me that the official trade deadline is 5 pm EST Friday, June 2, 20117.....

a little over 24 hours from now.....

at this point, the Team Confeds GM is willing to "sweeten" the pot for a waves trade, the no. 7 qualifier from Team Confeds next year (2018) and wave's lover for any team member you want to name off your team in the trade.....

you get these guys and a player to be named from the 2018 team:

(In typical pro franchise style, we're willing to destroy our future success in an effort to win now, by being willing to get rid of waves now and play short-handed next year)

**Chipup** · 06-01-17, 03:24 PM

I have a fair proposition. Which Doesn't matter because SBR nor Bobbo would accept. What if I took BB's place? If a buy out could be reached to take Bobbo's spot I would play for that team and all my points That I earned from play could be given to Triple D to repay what's left of my debt. And what's left over if any could be used to repay donker/chucky.

I'm a horrible player who either Cleans house on massive heaters or I fall limp like a tranny realizing it's their turn on the rotation to go to "Wave's Shack".

**Auto Donk** · 06-01-17, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by Chipup

I have a fair proposition. Which Doesn't matter because SBR nor Bobbo would accept. What if I took BB's place? If a buy out could be reached to take Bobbo's spot I would play for that team and all my points That I earned from play could be given to Triple D to repay what's left of my debt. And what's left over if any could be used to repay donker/chucky.

I'm a horrible player who either Cleans house on massive heaters or I fall limp like a tranny realizing it's their turn on the rotation to go to "Wave's Shack".

I never really thought a "chi-pup" proposition to join our team would be much of a deal at all, but given the silence our GM has received from the other teams, and the desperation of trying to unload the fukstick no-game-at-all Small b Waves and his pathetic prior Cup performances, news of the Pup's offer has one of Team Confed's minority owners and his fat-ass entourage reacting as follows:

Waves is so f'n bad even the governor of his own shithole home state is celebrating potentially unloading Small b..... To the extent of actually dry-humping the minority ownership interest holder's leg....

**Triple_D_Bet** · 06-01-17, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by Chipup

I have a fair proposition. Which Doesn't matter because SBR nor Bobbo would accept. What if I took BB's place? If a buy out could be reached to take Bobbo's spot I would play for that team and all my points That I earned from play could be given to Triple D to repay what's left of my debt. And what's left over if any could be used to repay donker/chucky.

I'm a horrible player who either Cleans house on massive heaters or I fall limp like a tranny realizing it's their turn on the rotation to go to "Wave's Shack".

You made it all of 4 days before lapsing on your commitment to send points to your debt, and you think your stiff ass replacing another stiff is fair? Fair would be both of you and all other stiffs being DQ'ed from any SBR contests, sportsbook, or doing anything but having your points go where they're owed.

**Auto Donk** · 06-01-17, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

You made it all of 4 days before lapsing on your commitment to send points to your debt, and you think your stiff ass replacing another stiff is fair? Fair would be both of you and all other stiffs being DQ'ed from any SBR contests, sportsbook, or doing anything but having your points go where they're owed.

dammit, TDB, you killed our minority-interest owner's buzz...........

he'll have to contact his plug to get more blo now for sure, if you jeopardize us unloading the pathetic waves.....

**Chipup** · 06-01-17, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

You made it all of 4 days before lapsing on your commitment to send points to your debt, and you think your stiff ass replacing another stiff is fair? Fair would be both of you and all other stiffs being DQ'ed from any SBR contests, sportsbook, or doing anything but having your points go where they're owed.

Only Triple D Could object to a scenerio where he both gets rid of bobby and gets repaid..

**Auto Donk** · 06-01-17, 04:19 PM

UPDATE ON CHI-PUP ACQUISITION to replace Small pathetic flappy b-Cup Waves:

a picture says a thousand words.... SBR Brass obviously nixed the deal..........

**Triple_D_Bet** · 06-01-17, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by Chipup

Only Triple D Could object to a scenerio where he both gets rid of bobby and gets repaid..

As bad as bobbo is, why would I want to get rid of him here, especially for another stiff? And you haven't seen the need to repay me despite the points you've pissed away over the years, pretty foolish to think anything would change if you won some here. Just be glad SBR is unwilling to do anything about you being a scamming stiff and you have the ability to run around here proposing dumb ideas instead of just shipping me your points like you said you would

**bobbywaves** · 06-01-17, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by Chipup

I have a fair proposition. Which Doesn't matter because SBR nor Bobbo would accept. What if I took BB's place? If a buy out could be reached to take Bobbo's spot I would play for that team and all my points That I earned from play could be given to Triple D to repay what's left of my debt. And what's left over if any could be used to repay donker/chucky.

I'm a horrible player who either Cleans house on massive heaters or I fall limp like a tranny realizing it's their turn on the rotation to go to "Wave's Shack".

I demand to be traded....I may entertain buyout offers, but obviously not from a broke dikk like you.

**Auto Donk** · 06-01-17, 08:26 PM

**Auto Donk** · 06-01-17, 08:28 PM

ps... after meeting with the Team Confeds Mascot, she's now walkin' back to her temporary quarters..... (ie, my pool house)

**bobbywaves** · 06-01-17, 08:42 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

You may want to check a couple leaderboards before posting Donkey, you may come off a little less ignorant that way:

The Final 12 Players for each Team

https://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

**Triple_D_Bet** · 06-01-17, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

You may want to check a couple leaderboards before posting Donkey, you may come off a little less ignorant that way:

The Final 12 Players for each Team

https://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

When someone ahead of you on both leaderboards (me) rightfully talks shit, you like to pretend it doesn't matter..so why should Donk care?

**Auto Donk** · 06-01-17, 09:08 PM

i' ve owned this prick on the leaderboard the only time it mattered........

which is why he looks so forlorn in his mardi-gra'ing photo he posted on Mingle 2

**Auto Donk** · 06-01-17, 09:16 PM

but, he is waves:

my bad ass cat could kill him in a minute or less:

**bobbywaves** · 06-01-17, 09:29 PM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

When someone ahead of you on both leaderboards (me) rightfully talks shit, you like to pretend it doesn't matter..so why should Donk care?

Simple...Because you're too much of a pussy to bet, ever since I took your sorry ass for 29k. Since you're rightfully scared to bet me, your results are obviously irrelevant to me.

Now Donkey is a pussy, just like you Tripe. After all, Donkey initially lacked the confidence to bet on himself & wisely wanted to bet on Waves. But after all the bashing Donkey received for being the pussy & coward he is, he then flip flopped & bet on himself like the ignorant Donkey he is.

Since Donkey & I wagered against each other, his results are obviously more relevant to me than someone like you, who's rightfully petrified as a forest to bet against Waves again.

**bobbywaves** · 06-01-17, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

I thought you were the only pussy in your household Donkey, I stand corrected.

**Triple_D_Bet** · 06-01-17, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

i' ve owned this prick on the leaderboard the only time it mattered........

which is why he looks so forlorn in his mardi-gra'ing photo he posted on Mingle 2

This one says it all donk...not only did he lose to you in the only bet you guys had going, but he came in way behind me when I had no particular reason to try. He's great about remembering the time he beat me annually by 2k, but can't seem to remember losing to me the following year by 3k+. In most people I'd call it selective memory, but in bobbo's case he might not have the chip capacity to remember two things at once

**bobbywaves** · 06-01-17, 10:27 PM

Tripe & Donkey getting absolutely owned by Waves:

**Auto Donk** · 06-02-17, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

This one says it all donk...not only did he lose to you in the only bet you guys had going, but he came in way behind me when I had no particular reason to try. He's great about remembering the time he beat me annually by 2k, but can't seem to remember losing to me the following year by 3k+. In most people I'd call it selective memory, but in bobbo's case he might not have the chip capacity to remember two things at once

I ran Small b's responses by a shrink, he's convinced the majority of Waves' problems come from two factors: 1. the strap on his infamous head gear is too tight, and 2. his insistence on wearing it on the right side of his head has led to an imbalance, both mentally and physically.....

Other potential factors the shrink noted were a. the pathetic manboobs and possible sexual ambiguity and confusion, arising from his/her transgenderism, b. cross-species mating with hooded geckos, and c. advanced syphillis acquired several years back the last time he could afford to travel, to the Domincan Republic.....