Wtf with the railbird freaks in the poker room?

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  • BetweenHerCheeks
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-17-15
    • 974

    #1
    Wtf with the railbird freaks in the poker room?
    says there are 23 people in the poker room and I am the ONLY ONE at a table waiting to play.

    WTF is going on bunch of sickos in trench coats jacking off watching others play?

    Get your ass on a table you fuucking pussies
  • bobbywaves
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-06-08
    • 13280

    #2
    Originally posted by BetweenHerCheeks
    says there are 23 people in the poker room
    False, that's how many are viewing the poker forum.
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    • BigOrange
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-13-09
      • 6745

      #3
      I am at 2/4 Omaha Hi. Come on in!
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      • Triple_D_Bet
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-12-11
        • 7626

        #4
        The 23 people are those who have the poker client running.
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          what can I say, a lot of people liked my triple-tittied avatar
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          • Slanina
            SBR MVP
            • 01-21-09
            • 3827

            #6
            What Trips said. I leave mine open sometimes. But I'm picking strawberries and not poker people watching.
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            • toughone
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 07-01-13
              • 715

              #7
              Originally posted by Slanina
              What Trips said. I leave mine open sometimes. But I'm picking strawberries and not poker people watching.
              Good fiber!! Were on sale at the local store, got two pounds and shit my brains out all weekend..lol
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              • Jimmy Proffett
                SBR MVP
                • 10-20-09
                • 2729

                #8
                I study you all and take copious notes.
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                • Triple_D_Bet
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-12-11
                  • 7626

                  #9
                  Originally posted by toughone
                  Good fiber!! Were on sale at the local store, got two pounds and shit my brains out all weekend..lol
                  I used to love grabbing a flat of strawberries when I'd have to run up and down the 5 from bay area to LA....could eat em the whole trip and it was fewer calories than a burger! Never had the shits, but I had to hit every rest stop on the way down...took me a lot longer than it should have to figure out the reason, which is that strawberries are almost completely water!
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                  • dlowilly
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-09-16
                    • 13862

                    #10
                    Toughone might be a plant

                    Never seen someone hit everything like him

                    Folds to min raise preflops but then calls overbet all ins preflop with 9 4 offsuit and hits.
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                    • USCPHILLYGUY
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 12-15-12
                      • 21744

                      #11
                      Originally posted by dlowilly
                      Toughone might be a plant

                      Never seen someone hit everything like him

                      Folds to min raise preflops but then calls overbet all ins preflop with 9 4 offsuit and hits.
                      don't you have to be a pro to partake in this promotion?

                      guy finishes 35th and bitches about a bad beat

                      Fine-print
                      1. Must be an SBR Pro to represent a team.


                      fukin broke dik just taking a spot up from a sold out tourney
                      Last edited by USCPHILLYGUY; 02-17-17, 04:04 PM.
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                      • dlowilly
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-09-16
                        • 13862

                        #12
                        Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                        don't you have to be a pro to partake in this promotion?

                        guy finishes 35th and bitches about a bad beat
                        We were playing at a cash game. Carry on though USCRhillyGay, don't let a little ignorance stop you
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                        • USCPHILLYGUY
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 12-15-12
                          • 21744

                          #13
                          Originally posted by dlowilly
                          We were playing at a cash game. Carry on though USCRhillyGay, don't let a little ignorance stop you
                          Did you not play the 3pm tourney today and finish 35th

                          why are you taking a spot for a PRO to play when you've been here this time around 3 months and still haven't turned pro

                          how are those roll overs going
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                          • bobbywaves
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-06-08
                            • 13280

                            #14
                            Originally posted by dlowilly
                            We were playing at a cash game. Carry on though USCRhillyGay, don't let a little ignorance stop you
                            What happened during a cash game with Toughone is irrelevant. Fact remains you've cashed in a couple recent tourneys & are ineligible for the World Cup promo, unless you become pro by June 5th. Do you have any intentions of becoming pro by June 5th? If not, you're taking up a tourney spot from a pro. When these tourney's are either full, or close to it.

                            Pts are worthless as a non pro. So I suggest you save the $100 pro donation prior to June 5th, in the event you make a World Cup team. Good luck.
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                            • USCPHILLYGUY
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 12-15-12
                              • 21744

                              #15
                              2 broke dick non pros rolling over points for a SBR hat!

                              cant make this shit up
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                              • dlowilly
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-09-16
                                • 13862

                                #16
                                I assure you I am not a brokedik. I have said this before and I'll say it again, I have credit issues with Cr Cards but it's the only way you can donate here. I asked if I could get a friend to donate who I give the money to but admin said no. It isn't about the money

                                It is a good point about taking a spot in a full tourney. I will try to make sure there are open spots if I enter from now on. I just like playing poker.
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                                • USCPHILLYGUY
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 12-15-12
                                  • 21744

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by dlowilly
                                  I assure you I am not a brokedik. I have said this before and I'll say it again, I have credit issues with Cr Cards but it's the only way you can donate here. I asked if I could get a friend to donate who I give the money to but admin said no. It isn't about the money

                                  It is a good point about taking a spot in a full tourney. I will try to make sure there are open spots if I enter from now on. I just like playing poker.
                                  dlowily your honestly is refreshing......here's a suggestion....run out and buy a $100 v i s a gift card and I'm pretty sure that will work... let us know how it turns out
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                                  • mpaschal34
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 02-04-13
                                    • 12084

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                                    dlowily your honestly is refreshing......here's a suggestion....run out and buy a $100 v i s a gift card and I'm pretty sure that will work... let us know how it turns out
                                    Look at Philly with out of the box thinking.
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                                    • dlowilly
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-09-16
                                      • 13862

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                                      dlowily your honestly is refreshing......here's a suggestion....run out and buy a $100 v i s a gift card and I'm pretty sure that will work... let us know how it turns out
                                      Ill look in to it
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                                      • USCPHILLYGUY
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 12-15-12
                                        • 21744

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by mpaschal34
                                        Look at Philly with out of the box thinking.
                                        thanks Matty. Can't imagine in this day & age someone doesn't even have a freaking debit card �� but let's see how this plays out.
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                                        • mpaschal34
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 02-04-13
                                          • 12084

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                                          thanks Matty. Can't imagine in this day & age someone doesn't even have a freaking debit card �� but let's see how this plays out.
                                          i don't deal in crdt crds or cash. i'm a gold and silver guy only.

                                          who knew crdt crds spelled out is banned.
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                                          • Mayberry
                                            SBR High Roller
                                            • 09-11-15
                                            • 130

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by mpaschal34
                                            i don't deal in crdt crds or cash. i'm a gold and silver guy only.

                                            who knew crdt crds spelled out is banned.

                                            +1.
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #23
                                              MY pet Chimp investigated this issue and has solved it.....'

                                              just as many an underground poker room here in H-town is run in the back of legitimate business, SBR's poker room is run out of the back of this place:

                                              '''


                                              all those guys aren't "on the rail," they're in line outside of the booth next to JJ Gold's stall, waitin their turn to make a run at JJ's flaxen throat and sweet lips......
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                                              • Lex_icon
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 04-29-14
                                                • 2198

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                MY pet Chimp investigated this issue and has solved it.....'

                                                just as many an underground poker room here in H-town is run in the back of legitimate business, SBR's poker room is run out of the back of this place:

                                                '''


                                                all those guys aren't "on the rail," they're in line outside of the booth next to JJ Gold's stall, waitin their turn to make a run at JJ's flaxen throat and sweet lips......
                                                I don't know why, but this article reminds me of some of your posts.

                                                Last edited by Lex_icon; 02-23-17, 04:55 AM.
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                                                • bobbywaves
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 05-06-08
                                                  • 13280

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by mpaschal34
                                                  who knew crdt crds spelled out is banned.
                                                  Anyone who has posted on sportsbooks & the industry forum.

                                                  People in the know refer to it as plastic.
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                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                    • 43558

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Lex_icon
                                                    I don't know why, but this article reminds me of some of your posts.

                                                    http://www.iflscience.com/environmen...ake-berryessa/




                                                    Not even SweetLips Flaxen-Throated Michael Jack Corbin can provide that kind of suction.....
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