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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    SBR POKER HAIKU... Describe your SBR experience....
    Of all poetic forms, haiku stands as one of the most elegant and immediate – a rare combination that creates an aura of mystery and artistry. This creative ambrosia, combined with an exotic history embedded in the courts and hillsides of Japan, has made haiku globally popular for the past century.
    With the challenge of precisely conveying a natural movement as a universal moment in three lines and 17 or fewer syllables, it is easy to see why Western poets like W.H. Auden, Jack Kerouac, Gary Snyder, Jorge Luis Borges, Billy Collins, Allen Ginsberg, e.e. cummings, Ezra Pound, Joanne Kyger, Anne Waldman, Richard Wright, and Sonia Sanchez fell in love with haiku.

    (Yeah, The Donk came up with the shit above.... not....)

    nevertheless, given the fun we had at Seeweed's expense coming up with "Seeweed Haiku" in another thread, I decided to start one in the SBR Poker Community, to enable all SBR poker players to express themselves and to sum up their SBR poker playing experiences in this unique form of 5-7-5 syllable poetry......

    My personal submission:

    Big hand dealt to Donk
    Ahead when the chips go in
    Runner Runner NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Igor_1965
    SBR MVP
    • 04-18-15
    • 2631

    #2
    Like crouching tiger
    I patiently wait for
    A pair of aces to lose with
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    • bobbywaves
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-06-08
      • 13280

      #3
      Donkey on my right.
      Shoves ace rag verse Waves Big Slick.
      P. O's stack in sight.

      Showdown, P. O's sick.
      True story, happened last night.
      Bye bye, went the dick.

      It has come to light.
      Waves chose to slow roll the prick.
      Suggest playing tight.

      P. O. wants a fight.
      I will entertain the hick.
      Hit with all my might.
      Last edited by bobbywaves; 04-01-16, 01:44 AM.
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        I like it, waves....

        seriously made me laff.... good job!
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          Originally posted by Igor_1965
          Like crouching tiger
          I patiently wait for
          A pair of aces to lose with
          haha.....

          broke 5-7-5 format of traditional Japanese Haiku, but still a worthy effort
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            and in honor of the site's best player....

            Jake Peavy's table
            Golden Boy never loses
            lay that shit down quick
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              and, in honor of the site's best pro, who only needs to play a third of the trnies to be atop the yearly leaderboard on 12-31-16....

              Scarf takes early lead
              Four Horsemen gone from the site
              Big lead history
              Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-31-16, 05:07 PM.
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                and in honor of the site's best cash game player:

                Must roll over points
                Soul is read by Biter fast
                No pizza tonight
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  and lastly, in honor of the site's worst poker player....

                  Carseller is due
                  All-in with nine duce of clubs
                  But they were suited

                  ok... i'm sure it probably won' t wind up being my "last" sbr poker haiku, but it is for at least the next, uh, ... uh.... well.... uh.... 15 minutes.....
                  Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-31-16, 05:06 PM.
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                  • hhsilver
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-07-07
                    • 7375

                    #10
                    Donk praises bobby!
                    Cannot believe it happened.
                    What's next? Flying pigs?

                    (inspired by post #4)
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                    • bobbywaves
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-06-08
                      • 13280

                      #11
                      <img src="http://i64.tinypic.com/fas8kz.png" alt="" border="0">
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                      • Optional
                        Administrator
                        • 06-10-10
                        • 61163

                        #12
                        Like sands through the hourglass
                        These are the beats of our life
                        Long live SBR poker
                        .
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #13
                          S B R weekend
                          try to register all day
                          no poker, loser
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                          • klemopixx
                            SBR MVP
                            • 10-02-14
                            • 3807

                            #14
                            Five seat magic man
                            Takes all the donkeys money
                            More bad beats galore!
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                            • SharpAngles
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 04-15-14
                              • 9467

                              #15
                              Thought I remembered a thread like this. http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...im-bubble.html

                              Played 2 tourneys this whole series but would imagine my contributions to that post are still true...

                              Originally posted by SharpAngles
                              My SBR haikus....


                              Dominating hand

                              Get the money in as fav

                              Turn kick in the nuts


                              Only one over

                              Against my big pocket pair

                              Why SBR why



                              Soft play and angles

                              Cheating a holes left and right

                              Someone call biteme


                              One more....


                              Third Final Table

                              In the same number of days

                              No cash once again
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                              • Broke Homey
                                SBR MVP
                                • 03-04-16
                                • 1026

                                #16
                                Broken Promises PLASE! I am so close to freeing the children! Please help!!

                                Someone sit with Broke Homey
                                Close to roll over money
                                We play who got bigger dick
                                or we check nicey nice
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                                • Grivas_Digeni
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 05-08-15
                                  • 5307

                                  #17
                                  He who begins has the advantage
                                  Over an old hand like me
                                  So bluff I will
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                                  • redrum
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-13-08
                                    • 1903

                                    #18
                                    its a joke
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #19
                                      from today...

                                      flop two pair all in
                                      dumbass calls with overpair
                                      Donk loses again
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                                      • Igor_1965
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 04-18-15
                                        • 2631

                                        #20
                                        January to April
                                        My insomnia gets worse
                                        Must qualify or else
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          the lack of proper HAIKU FORMAT, 5-7-5 syllables, is becoming a bit annoying......

                                          STEP UR GAME UP.....

                                          An sbr classic re: the site's best cash game player:

                                          Must roll over points
                                          Soul is read by Biter fast
                                          No pizza tonight

                                          note the 5-7-5.....
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                                          • bobbywaves
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-06-08
                                            • 13280

                                            #22
                                            Donkey calls all in.
                                            Flush draw chase, his stack in sight.
                                            Another Waves win.
                                            True story, happened last night.

                                            In addition to my Haiku's following perfect 5-7-5 format, I bust out rhymes for your reading pleasure as well.
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