doomswitch this, bitch...........

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    doomswitch this, bitch...........
    sbr can once again go fuk itself....

    played the 2pm today, out of pure idiocy, i presume... knowing I never run worth a shit in it, only to see three 20-80 dogs (that I recall--I think there may have been another or two) fuk me right out of the trny in the mid-30's

    my aj v qj with a on turn... of course the dog two pairs me on the river

    my aj v a9 all in preflop, of course the 9 hits the flop

    my k8 v k4 for the last of my chips, of course he spikes the 4 on the river.....

    go fuk yourself, sbr

    hopin this is my parting shot:

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    BAN ME, BITCHES.... I'M DONE!!!!!!!!
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 02-11-16, 03:42 PM.
  • RudyRuetigger
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-24-10
    • 65084

    #2
    donk are you mad, I really cant tell
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
      donk are you mad, I really cant tell
      actually, i find myself in rather good spirits.... like when u finally curb a bitch knowing despite how good the pussy is, you just can't take it anymore.....

      very freeing, uplifting experience.....
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      • USCPHILLYGUY
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-15-12
        • 21744

        #4
        Re: Points

        I hear ya donkey. Had a hell of a night at 3/6 last night with Mr. Austin whom ever the fuk his name is. Just some unbelievable shit going on. Gonna take some time off of this shit hole
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        • OldschoolGambler
          SBR Sharp
          • 09-30-13
          • 402

          #5
          Originally posted by Auto Donk
          actually, i find myself in rather good spirits.... like when u finally curb a bitch knowing despite how good the pussy is, you just can't take it anymore.....

          very freeing, uplifting experience.....
          Ok, now this I understand
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          • astro61200
            SBR MVP
            • 09-15-07
            • 4843

            #6
            SBR has been a barrel of laughs lately. If I'm not losing with AK/AQ to 72 then I'm getting my chips in with KK against AA
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            • daneblazer
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 09-14-08
              • 27861

              #7
              the obvious solution is to shove with garbage and win every big hand
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              • onerous
                SBR Sharp
                • 07-11-14
                • 486

                #8
                donk you did get screwed a lot, i witnessed it. back to back to back lol
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  it would take me at least 50 hrs live play just to take three river beats; in fact, I don't think I've taken but one bad suckout over my last six 1-3/2-5 sessions, totaling at least 48-50 hrs.....

                  sbr poker is shit, actually that's short for rigged shithole......

                  and please jam that doomswitch up your ass, sbr

                  $75,000.00 is the asking price for their shit software... way over priced.... market value for what this software is good for is about five bucks for a pack of twenty.... that being targets to sight in my rifles.... as all this piece of shit sbr poker software is good for is unloading a rifle on it....... so, sbr, I'll give you fukkin five bucks for your box of shit.... and I'll return it during the trial period full of 150 grain bullet holes.........
                  Last edited by Auto Donk; 02-12-16, 10:14 AM.
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                  • KVB
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 05-29-14
                    • 74817

                    #10
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #11
                      today's treat was being gone twenty minutes in.... final blow my a9 v a5 spiking 5 on river.....

                      Here's who I'd like to have visit SBR Brass who authorized the f'n doomswitch on me....

                      MR./MRS. SBR BRASS, say hello to my "little" friend.... just put your fukkin' heads in between her legs, near her "sweet spot" -- or "nuts" as the case may turn out to be:

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