May Leaderboard Contest

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Just have 4uk play your tourneys... he'll squeak ya a min cash eventually so you won't be stuck on 600.

Oh, I just peeked... 30 big ones for you today for 12th.

GREAT JOB, 4uk!!!

[Vegas39]

Oh, I just peeked... 30 big ones for you today for 12th.

GREAT JOB, 4uk!!!

he taught me well

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Thurs May 7th results:

Vegas391 -- 30pts (630 total)

Belinda Jenn... er, ah, umm... GUMMO77 -- 80pts

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Everyone else in contest for today same as number of times ttwarrior has properly wiped his anus: 0, zippo, zilcheroni

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

BTW ds... probably about time you let your pops play

You could really use the 30pts

[Auto Donk]

Three of the best purchases I've ever made:

1) Pamela Smart's used prison panties off Ebay

2) A Doc Johnson certified pocket pussy of Belladonna off Adam & Eve

3) custom made yahoo RNG hack off Beerdog99

You'd probably be surprised that I use more than 1 of the above while playing SBR poker.

HOLLA

certified of belladonna's vag? does it double as a golf bag, as I once saw her vag triple penetrated by some very big "clubs"......

seems like white guys/belladonna is a classic hotdog down a hallway situation. If I buy a pocket pussy, I wanna at least be able to feel something and not only rub against one edge!

I suppose if "certified" means, like in nascar diecasts, "1/24 of actual size", I might be able to enjoy it!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Donker, I put it on the end of my pencil and use it as an eraser when calculating those tricky SBR pot odds.
Gets so much use due to SBR being a RS that Belladonna's labia majora is about history now.
But, as long as her clit stays intact I'll keep using it for inspiration for raising guys like GUMMO & Tripper.

Results for today's 3pm tourney: spider -- 50pts


I'm off to the Connecticut woods (Foxwoods) in a lil bit and won't be back till late tomorrow night; could someone please update results from tonight's 7 & 11 tourneys if any of our contest guys cash? TIA
(ok, so we all know ds ain't cashing, but still...)

[downsouth]

BTW ds... probably about time you let your pops play

You could really use the 30pts

No kiddIng. Thought I had a chance last night until I pushed KK into AA again.
N

[SharpAngles]

Biter sitting at a live cash game?

[GUMMO77]

But, as long as her clit stays intact I'll keep using it for inspiration for raising guys like GUMMO & Tripper.

[downsouth]

Donker, I put it on the end of my pencil and use it as an eraser when calculating those tricky SBR pot odds.
Gets so much use due to SBR being a RS that Belladonna's labia majora is about history now.
But, as long as her clit stays intact I'll keep using it for inspiration for raising guys like GUMMO & Tripper.

Results for today's 3pm tourney: spider -- 50pts


I'm off to the Connecticut woods (Foxwoods) in a lil bit and won't be back till late tomorrow night; could someone please update results from tonight's 7 & 11 tourneys if any of our contest guys cash? TIA
(ok, so we all know ds ain't cashing, but still...)

Amazing what happens when your not home to rig this "rigged shithole" software.

11pm

Downsouth 600

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Amazing what happens when your not home to rig this "rigged shithole" software.

11pm

Downsouth 600

... damn, I forgot to turn on the digital timer w/loaded coded instructions before I left.

LAST TIME that ever happens. My effin bad.

I suppose congratulations are in order.... BUT... just like Loshak @ the Del Rey, I'll be here all week.

So.....

[mpaschal34]

anyone here have the results from the late tourney on May 1st. thought i cashed in it, but it may have been a tourney earlier in the week.

[GUMMO77]

anyone here have the results from the late tourney on May 1st. thought i cashed in it, but it may have been a tourney earlier in the week.

Did you look at your rollover history?

[mpaschal34]

Did you look at your rollover history?

Yep....but it's dropped off. Even my 1st from last Monday has dropped.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

MON May 11th results:

Spacefrog -- 30pts (255 total)

bobbywaves --60pts (305 total)<del></del>

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Everyone else in contest for today same as number of times Patriots have played by rules in Belichick era: 0, zippo, gr0nker0ni

(will update EVERYBODY's totals at end of play this week)

[Triple_D_Bet]

For yesterday, looks like:

me 1st 600
bobbo 11th 40
gummo 4th 175
spider 3rd 250

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

For yesterday, looks like:

me 1st 600
bobbo 11th 40
gummo 4th 175
spider 3rd 250

Thanks, Trip
Was meeting w/Brady's team late last night (Yee & Kessler were doing body shots off of Tanya Harding's butt crack...they're ready for Goodell!!!) so... didn't have time to update.


After Tues May 12:

Trip (600 total)

bobbywaves (345 total)

GUMMO (430 total)

spider (300 total)

*correction* -- Spacefrog's cash on Mon 11th was for 50pts, not 30 and his correct total is 275

(We'll update EVERYONE'S total at end of play this week... and ah, Tripper... nice to see Oafer gave ya the new patch.)

[hhsilver]

Gummo, wake up. I can't always be here to watch out for you.

Fri 5/8, gummo had a 4th for 175 at 7pm that hasn't been counted here. Not being part of this, I only look in this thread once in a while, but I did notice that, with Bite away that night, nobody, including gummo, reported his 4th/175.

I was very aware of it at the time - I had a 6th and was frustrated about how gummo survived several time as a dog, as is normal for him, to overtake me and others.

As of this post, his badges verify this.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Gummo, wake up. I can't always be here to watch out for you.

Fri 5/8, gummo had a 4th for 175 at 7pm that hasn't been counted here. Not being part of this, I only look in this thread once in a while, but I did notice that, with Bite away that night, nobody, including gummo, reported his 4th/175.

I was very aware of it at the time - I had a 6th and was frustrated about how gummo survived several time as a dog, as is normal for him, to overtake me and others.

As of this post, his badges verify this.

TY for that, hh.

I politely told everyone I was off to the casino Friday night and if someone could please report if any of our contest guys cashed. downsouth was only guy that chimed in, so figured he was only one.

GUMMO was obviously preoccupied being Best Boy Grip on a Bang Bros set... so I suppose I can forgive him.

If anyone else other than spider, ds and gum cashed last Friday (5/8)... please report now.

*gum's total adjusted to 430 total in last post*

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Wed May 13th results:

GUMMO77-- 40pts (470 total)

Class of '61 @ Hamburger U guy -- 70pts (750 total)<del></del>

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Everyone else in contest for today same as number of times 4uk has ever passed up a slice of pizza: 0, zippo, snickerNADAd00dles

[4uk4life]

Somebody say pizza???

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Thurs May 14th results:

Triple_D_Christina Hendricks-- 30pts (630 total)

spider-- 120pts (420 total)<del></del>

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Everyone else in contest for today same as number of times daneblazer's have hit: 0, zippo, Wizzeroo00000

[Triple_D_Bet]

Thurs May 14th results:

Triple_D_Christina Hendricks-- 30pts (630 total)

spider-- 120pts (420 total)<del></del>

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Everyone else in contest for today same as number of times daneblazer's have hit: 0, zippo, Wizzeroo00000

I'd mincash all over that

[Auto Donk]

Thurs May 14th results:

Triple_D_Christina Hendricks-- 30pts (630 total)

spider-- 120pts (420 total)<del></del>

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Everyone else in contest for today same as number of times daneblazer's have hit: 0, zippo, Wizzeroo00000

I don't know..... but there's something about redheads with big ass that turns me on..... always so nasty in the bedroom....

oh yah, now i remember, i once "reverse titty-fcked" a Bud Girl who was a redhead with huge ....

what can I say, she craved the "chapstick"..... and I had just driven in from austin, three hours in the car, so I'm sure that my cinnamon ring wasn't exactly as fresh as a mountain breeze......

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

so I'm sure that my cinnamon ring wasn't exactly as fresh as a mountain breeze......

I'd mincash all over that

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

OK men... Connecticut woods bound once again this evening so if someone could be so kind to update today's results it'd be appreciated. Then I'll post a total tally for everyone (to date) on Sunday.

Got busy with stuff and forgot to enter today's 3pm and it's booked........
.....so it'll be a BIG OL GOOSE EGG for me today.

Gonna try to take that frustration out on some Sharpy-like donks @ my table tonight.
FLY IN AND JOIN ME, PAL!!!

Guess this gives southy a chance to grab 30pts anyway........

[Triple_D_Bet]

For yesterday, I have:

Spacefrog 175
Spider 40
TDB 120

Let me know if I missed anyone

[USCPHILLYGUY]

For yesterday, I have:

Spacefrog 175
Spider 40
TDB 120

Let me know if I missed anyone

trip, any truth to the rumor that Antfather has offered you a payback on his loan?

[Triple_D_Bet]

trip, any truth to the rumor that Antfather has offered you a payback on his loan?

Yes; he's communicated that he intends to start repayment soon. Hopefully payment follows shortly.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Yes; he's communicated that he intends to start repayment soon. Hopefully payment follows shortly.

Yes hes gloating on another thread how you've agreed to a payback and he's doing such. I'm assuming it's been at least a week so he could have paid you 100 points but hasn't. We shall see

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

trip, any truth to the rumor that Antfather has offered you a payback on his loan?

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/1743734-theantfather-stiff.html#post14922050

[Triple_D_Bet]

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...l#post14922050

Yup...time will tell, and needs to tell pretty soon or it's kinda obvious.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

~midpoint in this May contest and here's what it looks like (if any of these numbers don't jive... speak up, please -- contest started May 4th):

Triple_D -- 750pts

BiTe -- 750pts

Vegas -- 630pts

downsouth -- 600pts

GUMMO -- 470pts

spider -- 460pts

Spacefrog -- 450pts

bobbywaves -- 345pts


Pretty sure that's correct... GL rest of way

[downsouth]

~midpoint in this May contest and here's what it looks like (if any of these numbers don't jive... speak up, please -- contest started May 4th):

Triple_D -- 750pts

BiTe -- 750pts

Vegas -- 630pts

downsouth -- 600pts

GUMMO -- 470pts

spider -- 460pts

Spacefrog -- 450pts

bobbywaves -- 345pts


Pretty sure that's correct... GL rest of way

Horseshit son of whore.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Horseshit son of whore.