Petition to BAN onerous!!!!!

[milwaukee mike]

If one uses the allotted time allowed as strategy or edge
there are no rules saying you can't or they would be in place.
therefore those who do not use every edge of the game ALLOWED
are quite frankly leaving money on the table.

there are also no rules against slow rolling, but it's terrible poker etiquette... there's no specific sign or rule that i can't take a shit in macy's dressing room but everyone knows it's not acceptable behavior

[no1here]

WHY and WHY Broadcast it? We have guys using n word and f with nothing happening to them!
Is chat being monitor now for ALL or are you joining in on the bullying?

His chat has been blocked !

EXACTING WHAT STATEMENT EARN THE BAN AND WAS THERE A WARNING ISSUE?

[Auto Donk]

i dont bully, but im all for it if we can occasionally beat the shit out of whoever programs the bad fuckin' beats around here.........took three more this morning on my way to finish9ing 8th on this sorry p iece fo shit......... fu s br

[Auto Donk]

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[Auto Donk]

there's no specific sign or rule that i can't take a shit in macy's dressing room but everyone knows it's not acceptable behavior

"pretty sure that's illegal too!" (his damn vid didn't catch Bradley Cooper's comment, which makes the scene.....)

[PAULYPOKER]

there are also no rules against slow rolling, but it's terrible poker etiquette... there's no specific sign or rule that i can't take a shit in macy's dressing room but everyone knows it's not acceptable behavior

Lol.............

Go take a shit in Macy's dressing room and see what happens.

Not only will you get arrested,you will be put on sucicide watch in jail until a psychiatric evaluation is performed about 7 days later.

Lol.......

More fitting would be,"You can look for golf balls you fukked up and hit into the woods on a busy course but that doesn't mean ya go an fukkin do it".,Lol.................

[reigle9]

While funny, yeah that was kind of a terrible analogy.

[Auto Donk]

Lol.............

Go take a shit in Macy's dressing room and see what happens.

Not only will you get arrested,you will be put on sucicide watch in jail until a psychiatric evaluation is performed about 7 days later.

Lol.......

More fitting would be,"You can look for golf balls you fukked up and hit into the woods on a busy course but that doesn't mean ya go an fukkin do it".,Lol.................

bullshit, assuming it's not a "spewing growler," you can probably clear the fuk outta the dressin' room just as the odor's starting to waft into the stall three over with some confused blueblood lady in it, and make a clean getaway....... well, it probably won't be too "clean", as you better not fuk around and take time to wipe!

[milwaukee mike]

bullshit, assuming it's not a "spewing growler," you can probably clear the fuk outta the dressin' room just as the odor's starting to waft into the stall three over with some confused blueblood lady in it, and make a clean getaway....... well, it probably won't be too "clean", as you better not fuk around and take time to wipe!

not only that, they aren't gonna do a DNA test on your poop, and it's illegal to have cameras in dressing rooms. so there's no way anyone can or will ever charge you with anything...

[PAULYPOKER]

Lol.....

[milwaukee mike]

sad thing is this discussion is probably giving someone some dumb ideas

ask anyone that owns a gas station and they will tell you about the "upper deckers" people take in their toilet tanks

[Auto Donk]

hahahah.... man this shit is so funny..... the following is a photo on a bathroom wall on some little valero station bathroom on Spring Cypress, in Spring Texas..... I thought, when i saw it, how in the fck is this even necessary, but apparently it is:

[Optional]

hahahah.... man this shit is so funny..... the following is a photo on a bathroom wall on some little valero station bathroom on Spring Cypress, in Spring Texas..... I thought, when i saw it, how in the fck is this even necessary, but apparently it is:


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Same type of signs appearing all over the place here. Especially in office bathrooms. One friend at a huge company tells me they have an allocated stall for people that do this.

Some West Asian people won't sit on the seat or use paper. They stand and spray and then use bottles of water to wash up. So the stall ends up with shit everywhere and the entire bathroom ends up with a wet shit film all over the floor.

Nice Huh!

[Auto Donk]

so, ur telling me that wasn't a melted fudgscicle i slipped and fell on while leaving the mensroom in that heavily-asian-populated dance club last night???? shit........ literally.........

[yisman]

what it's basically saying is that they don't want people "hovering".

Some people don't want to touch the toilet seat and instead of covering it, they just shoot in mid air and it lands where it lands.

Mostly happens with women's restrooms.

[In The Money]

Holy crap how did this thread go to talking about sh*tting

[ShogunRua]

I've learned quite a bit from this thread.

[daneblazer]

I like to fart going up the escalator and look up at the person ahead of me in disgust to pass the blame.

its also good meta game to blow ass during the middle of a big bluff so the villain loses his concentration and folds to get away from the table

[Auto Donk]

I like to fart going up the escalator and look up at the person ahead of me in disgust to pass the blame.

its also good meta game to blow ass during the middle of a big bluff so the villain loses his concentration and folds to get away from the table

that shit works, as one of the worst wsop daily deepstacks i played had some camel jockey dusty nuts fuk that must not have bathed for a month sitting next to me, after he must've eaten a shit sandwich for lunch.... I was off my game and tried to bust out just to get away from this nasty fuk...... fck the $165 buyin......

[onerous]

WHY and WHY Broadcast it? We have guys using n word and f with nothing happening to them!
Is chat being monitor now for ALL or are you joining in on the bullying?



EXACTING WHAT STATEMENT EARN THE BAN AND WAS THERE A WARNING ISSUE?

i got 0 warnings. which if someone was abusing chat they should get a warning before being banned lol. im not worried about it. I
like everyone and showed im a good guy but someone kept egging shizzle on so i think i said something like go kill yourself or get a life and get laid.

[onerous]

should be a limited ban though since i got ZERO warning... just saying we all paid for this site, be nice to say NH or gl all or even answer someone when they talking to me, making conversation but................

[milwaukee mike]

Holy crap how did this thread go to talking about sh*tting

my post #71 started it

you're welcome

[Auto Donk]

i got 0 warnings. which if someone was abusing chat they should get a warning before being banned lol. im not worried about it. I
like everyone and showed im a good guy but someone kept egging shizzle on so i think i said something like go kill yourself or get a life and get laid.

fo shizzel my bizzell.... G

[deltgen]

I don't play poker, and have zero interest in it, but I have to say--the poker thread section are the best threads on this site. (And this one was included until the discussion turned into alternative ways to take a crap in a public bathroom).