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Don't mind konck, Al.
Originally Posted by Al Masters 
Now do you get it?
After ONE DROP, he prolly thought Antonio Esfandiari worked for Guy Laliberté so... we're taking about a guy slightly ahead of Barney Rubble on the evolutionary scale (maybe).
Hell, I'd bet good money that Naegleria fowleri has a permanent residence within kocker's cranium.
Whenever he luckboxes a min cash, no doubt Mr. Fowleri is playing for him.
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antionio does work for guy..... saw him swingin' from a trapeze one night outside of bobby's roomComment -
Been away for a bit and away for a few more, good to see you staying on top of these idiots biter, keep it up!
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This should be a no-brainer decision, Douglas.
Keeping konck silence is the best move for the community.
Koncker would often go on crazy homophobic rants while losing at the poker table. Either accusing his opponent of taking a few dongs up the buttocks, or being an SBR employee trying to steal his precious points. I took great umbrage to the former, considering I'm a proud homosexual, and my boyfriend is oftentimes bouncing on my lap while I'm playing on the green glorious felt.
While some of your decisions may be difficult here, Douglas, this is an easy one.
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It sounds like you're in a happy, healthy relationship, Giant.
Did I detect a felt fetish? If so, nothing to be embarrassed about.
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Guys I have been chat banned in poker for around 2 years now.
I had a nice chat with PokerDoug it went well.
I think I should get my poker chat back you guys decide.....
SBR Doug has joined the chat.
SBR Dougie (11:28:56) : Hi Kock you fuk
Konck (11:29:03) : Well hello Douglas how are you today?
SBR Dougieboy (11:29:42) : What da fuk do you want
SBR Dougdonger (11:29:56) : Make it quick Idiot my time is money
Konck (11:30:00) : Well Douglas thanks for chatting hope your day is good I was wondering about my poker chat?
Konck (11:30:06) : Seems I lost it about 2 years ago after I got way lucky and beat SBR LOU in poker at the bash (about 6 times)He is a splendid fellow and a very good sport so whats the problem
Konck (11:30:14) : And my acc name is Konck not that nasty work you wrote
Konck (11:38:28) : Douglas ...are you having lunch I will glady wait forever for an answer
SBR Dougienoballs (11:39:24) : Shut the fuk up im eating
Konck (11:39:30) : allright seems fair take your time sir
Konck (11:46:31) : So almost done
SBR Dougless (11:48:55) : We checked not bad but I cant help you Im weak and have to listen to others.
SBR Dougmister (11:49:05) : Is there anything else I can help you with today you kock.
Konck (11:49:11) : No sir thank you for your effort ...great try happy holidays to you and yours sir
Konck (11:49:14) : And of course have a great day!
SBR Dougied (11:49:22) : See ya no chat loser hahhahahahhaha
I think the chat went fairly well I opened the door to future tries for my chat being return I think
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This chat ^^ sure is peculiar konck and I'm no expert regarding the Man Upstairs... BUT ... if I had to guess -- you ain't getting your chat back, numbnuts.
On the UP SIDE, in your next life it appears you'll prolly be able to light your farts @ double the efficiency rate than you currently do.
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Poor kock
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A lot of big words being thrown around in this thread.
What is a cranium???
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Everyone chiming in for this thread is a broke-dikk pathetic fkn loser basically lol. Biteme is the biggest fukkin virgin I've ever seen in my life.
I'll sukk 10 black cokks if he isn't a 400 pound borderline-pedo.
You're fukkin grown adults you pathetic pieces of shit.
Who gives a shit about chat?
What do you say in here that he can't say playing poker?
You're all homos.
Give the fkn guy his chat back.
End of thread.
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Look at the names in here lol
Either guys who have won a 5k event or gone from 1 pt to 190kpts in a few days lol hahhahahha
Then the standard flames who joined to hunt Men like Giant
And of course BiteMe who met me at a bash was willing to bet money on it then I told him the 3 bashes I attended where before he made up that ghost name He still has to run in here 57 time writing his azz gerbel for he fellow desk workers I guess they think its fun hahhahahha sad MFers
Doug keep the fukin chat I really dont need it and you never dealt with me so I know your taking orders on the chat thing ....bottom line grow a pair some day son do your own thingLast edited by konck; 11-30-14, 08:02 AM.Comment -
You might as well have stopped there, as you do that regardless of ANYTHING else.
That is the stone-cold
on this board.
Your "reads" about me and others are bout as good as I've seen em be when trying to play poker (i.e., not good).
You're an average player on a good day... and the fact I've made a lot more money than you pre-BF online and live is as certain as the sun coming up tomorrow. Book it.
You're a clown that works a hack job @ a friggin casino, ffs, living paycheck to paycheck. You've peaked in life. THAT is the best you can do. A typical uneducated (you have no college degree -- GUARANTEED.) jackass that has a big mouth and a little brain. And the joke is... you think that's actually something to be proud of.
A few paychecks away from scrambling for shelter. Doesn't own, helping to pay someone's mortgage.
A 100% Grade-A high school educated grunt that thinks you win in life by mouthing off the most; hate to break it to ya, assclown, but someone lied to you.
Wish I could've bet a future w/ you coming in here to grab ass your buddy konck, cuz I woulda easily cashed; pussy can't fight his own battles (never could, put me on "ignore"... whatta gaping vagina) and his butt bud always eventually comes in flailing about trying to save him. Talk bout your Dumb and Dumber... unfortunately, unlike the movies, neither of you are one bit witty or mildly funny. You amuse only in the Village Idiot sense.
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Man this guy loves to jack in my threads lol his IQ has to be in the 70's
I know he is at least 290lbs probably no more than 5'7'' with pimples
Lives for sbr E fights and poker nice life hahahhahahhaha
Well at least the fat fuk has E buddies
But still he is one of the 2 flames i cant stand reading his worthless spew
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Yep... Benny's the same broke dikk that *admitted* to stiffing for TENS OF THOUSANDS on his (med) bills while never having any intention of paying what he owes. I mean, that's not even a real man. A real man couldn't live with himself stiffing for TENS OF THOUSANDS in unpaid bills.
That stiff job tab of his had to be paid by OTHERS via costs passed on in the system -- I'd bet good money he filed for bankruptcy to escape those obligations.
An uneducated, ~middle-aged, boorish loud-mouth with few career options working a hack job in a casino... renting away with virtually no assets. BUT, he bets a coupla hundred on the game and deludes himself into thinking he's somebody & bigtime, while the rest of us w/homes, businesses, assets, etc. just dismiss him as the asshat that he is.
That this stiff for TENS OF THOUSANDS 'tard is calling *anyone* a BD is laughable -- as the kids would say: "Ya can't make this shit up."
Better get that real estate license soon, WeeNuts, 'fore the casino kicks ya to the curb and finds another hack to replace ya...
And there's kocker again ^^: too much of a pussy to engage me directly so he talks to himself in obvious delusions for all to see (meanwhile, *everybody* knows he reads every word I write.)
Is it any wonder those two assclowns grab ass each other in threads?
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This flame has to get the last word like a little 3 yr old grunt hahhahahhaa what a worthless life thats why I pass reading his gerbel.
Man what a dik
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LOL, these dumbasses have no clue. A points thread
And BITEME is the biggest fkn virgin on the planet. Plain n simple. Who spends their whole life in a poker section jerking it to points?
ROFL, get real.
You all need to go get some fkn pussie AND try playing for real fkn money haha.
Biteme you need to lose about 300 lbs before that can happen you fat fukk.
And it wasn't tens of thousands in medical bills homo, it was around 130k. Get it right.
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So you're winning all this "real money" in poker, yet you feel the need to stiff 130k in medical bills. Makes sense.LOL, these dumbasses have no clue. A points thread
And BITEME is the biggest fkn virgin on the planet. Plain n simple. Who spends their whole life in a poker section jerking it to points?
ROFL, get real.
You all need to go get some fkn pussie AND try playing for real fkn money haha.
Biteme you need to lose about 300 lbs before that can happen you fat fukk.
And it wasn't tens of thousands in medical bills homo, it was around 130k. Get it right.
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So here's where we're at, folks: I talk nothing but *facts*, while Dumb and Dumber engage in comebacks so puerile & impotent that both of these mental midgets would be laughed off any playground for sheer frailty of thought and originality. (Benny:"Oh yeah, well, what you say is true and all but... but... but... you're a virgin! And... and... and... oh yeah, you're fat too! -- Konck: Good one, Benny! I already called him short and in my next post I'm gonna call him bald, too. We're on a roll! That'll teach him!)
Seriously... what can you possibly say to two nitwits that would make Slingblade & Arnie Grape look like Rhodes Scholars: "I know you are but what I am???" Sad, really. I guess I'll just stick to stating facts:
Mr. Uneducated-Societal Leech-Stiff for 130k-Casino Hack Benny and his (similarly uneducated casino hack) butt buddy would have us believe he's good @ poker. Meanwhile, we again know some facts: 1) He lives in Las Vegas.The mecca of the poker world, ffs! All kinds of money to be made there as many poker pros that live there will attest. While the rest of us lament long casino drives in order to play live (Nevada has online poker, too) this assclown is so good at poker he works a hack job at a casino. All while every opportunity poker-wise is at his doorstep. Even a 70 I.Q. ttwarrior can figure out what these 2 nitwits say is bullshit.
2) Benny couldn't consistently win @ SBR poker, ffs... and joined the "SBR is Rigtard Brigade". Oh, he tried... played consistently at times but stopped cuz he couldn't win on the regular (as many others do here). Made up the "SBR is rigged w/plants & employees that suck up all the pts then lose then in casino" yadda bullshit as an excuse for his failings. Seriously gang, do you know of ANYBODY that was actually good at poker using this as an excuse here? Ah, of course not.
As for me, not that any of this much matters, but just some factual cleanup of some Dumb and Dumber remarks: My online experience w/poker dates back to Planet & Paradise. Lou Kieger helped me out personally (after I emailed him) getting a nice sum from Royal Vegas Poker after they were dickin me around some. Mr. Ochs, in South Africa (the owner of RVP at the time) took care of my cashout personally and I *never* had any issue going forward. RVP was a cash cow for me and it broke my heart when I could no longer play there. I played on many sites prior to and all the way up to Black Friday (even one of Dutch Boyd's sites). Cashed in a big $ tourney on FT, too. Never claimed to be God's Gift to poker BUT what I've always claimed is the stone cold facts: I am a winning player, verified by all the tracking sites.
Since Black Friday, I've consistently played in casinos. The two I frequent are 1.5hrs and 3 hrs drives for me. But, I've played poker in many casinos throughout the USA... was just playing live over the Turkey holidays while visiting.
My driver's license says I'm 6'2, but my hospital stay earlier this year confirmed I'm actually closer to 6'3. While in ICU amongst the doctors & nurses that were caring for me, a nutritionist popped up one day to tell me my weight was getting too low (bed was equipped to automatically monitor). Told her that was the least of my worries but she badgered me to a point that really pissed me off, as I had bigger concerns trying to stay alive at the time. Had to agree to at least drink an ENSURE every meal time but she still continued to badger me the whole time to get my weight up.
So ya see... Dumber and Dumber "reads" were spot on.
But don't worry, gang... unlike Benny 130k broke dikk stiffy... I pay my bills.
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Only a dumb fukk thinks Vegas is the "mecca of the poker world"
Just shows how you're a broke dikk clueless points player for life you fukkin cumrag.
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Finally getting around to reading this, thread seems to have it all: biter putting idiots in their place, idiots putting themselves in their place, and bobbo getting clobbered trying to imitate biter. All we're missing is some rigtards pretending they're ignoring me, or that despite a shred of proof, that anything is rigged...but I can wait
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Is Daniel Negreanu a dumb fukk?... you Societal Leech 130k stiffing uneducated BDF Casino hack assclown you.
Cuz I was just quoting his exact phraseology that was fresh on my mind from watching a World Poker Tour episode last night (Dan Smith's WPT 5 diamond world poker classic win...episode 3, I believe... tho it could've been episode 2 cuz I watched them both -- Daniel says it standing in front of Bobby's Room during one of the wrap around segments -- tried to get it to post here but the WPT YT page has it private, prolly cuz it's currently airing in markets. Don't worry tho... as soon as it's available I'll post Daniel Negreanu calling Vegas "mecca of the poker world.") This thread with you being buried Six Ways to Sunday will need to be bumped by then, anyway.
OK, so you disagree w/ Daniel Negreanu's phraseology ()... let's call Vegas the "mecca of the US poker world" or the "Medina of the poker world" or the "Scar Jo 
of the poker world" or whatever your lil heart desires... BUT... none of that semantic obfuscation changes the *facts* of what I said NOT ONE IOTA.
While a town at your footsteps is home to all kinds of people making serious money playing poker... you work as an uneducated casino hack. Hell, you can't consistently beat SBR poker!, ffs... why would anyone in their right mind think you'd be doing anything differently.
When all ya got is a weak "mecca" semantic quibble, all the rest is (in effect) stipulated to.
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So a similar opinion on a subject matter is imitation to you, not surprising coming from your feeble mind.Finally getting around to reading this, thread seems to have it all: biter putting idiots in their place, idiots putting themselves in their place, and bobbo getting clobbered trying to imitate biter. All we're missing is some rigtards pretending they're ignoring me, or that despite a shred of proof, that anything is rigged...but I can wait
No "pretending" necessary, most are ignoring you.Comment
