Bored...will give 25 points to the first 4 interesting hands that are posted. Doesn't have to be SBR poker.
Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#2
Originally posted by daneblazer
Bored...will give 25 points to the first 4 interesting hands that are posted. Doesn't have to be SBR poker.
one of my all time UNfavorites, live at the Isle of Capri in Lake Charles, LA:
2-5 no limit; bought in for 300, had run it up to 850 or so in less than two hours when this occurs:
in middle position, get dealt k10 offsuit (no spades)
call limper to my right in earlier position than me, both blinds come along.
flop As Ks Kd
all check to me, im last to act, make it 20. blinds fold, guy to my immediate right calls.
turn 10h
guy to my right makes it 50. I raise to 150. he reraises and shoves roughly a grand all-in, I instacall for all my remaining chips as he has me covered. we turn em up, he shows QsJs (for broadway with a royal/flush redraw) versus my k ten boat.
River Dealt: 10s
busted.....
Last edited by Auto Donk; 06-18-14, 01:07 PM.
Reason: long ride back to texas after taking beats at Harrah's, The Belle, and the Isle all in that one weekend...
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Triple_D_Bet
SBR Hall of Famer
12-12-11
7626
#3
Originally posted by daneblazer
Bored...will give 25 points to the first 4 interesting hands that are posted. Doesn't have to be SBR poker.
Hand from SBR 5/10 game, 5 handed, biteme is hero and first to act:
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daneblazer
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-14-08
27861
#4
i fell as though this thread took a turn for the worse
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Pac12Speed
SBR Rookie
02-07-14
25
#5
what did i just look at?
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mpaschal34
SBR Posting Legend
02-04-13
12087
#6
I have two favorite hands (same tournament). I'd turned a $10 buy in, into a $100 voucher for a WSOP seat tourney. Was something like a 145 people in the tournament. At then end of the 3rd break we were down to 3 players (one guy had about 60% of the chips). Once we got going I was dealt K,10 in the BB. The big stack bumps it one time and I call. Flop comes down K,K,10. He bets a decent amount and I call. Turn is a blank and he bets again (I call). River is another blank and he shoves all in. I call and take the chip lead.
The tide had turned and I started owning him (and the short stack was now gone). That's when I get AQ and he shoves with A,6. I call and the cards come out all blanks and I win the seat. I just remember running around the house like a little kid screaming like crazy. Definitely, the highlight of my poker career.
Unfortunately at the WSOP, I got my aces cracked by KJ (two pair) 13 hours into the first day. I left the Rio only to go back to my hotel and play 6 more hours of poker.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#7
Originally posted by Pac12Speed
what did i just look at?
apparently, about five million of biteme's potential heirs to his "superuser" sbr account and bankroll, as they laid dying in agony.....
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#8
ps dane.... was my royal bad beat not interesting enough for a quarter? lol.... I can go with my other $700 one out bad beat, where my 55 flops a set, as did opponents 22, and he spiked the duce on the river..... or my wsop bracelet event bubble hand, where I had kk cracked by qq by some dickweed we all know from tv, after I reraised Mizeraki's little brother's raise all in with kk, to be called by qq........ Lil miz folded, wisely I guess.....
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daneblazer
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-14-08
27861
#9
Yea It was a good one...but I kinda wanted to review some hands. I guess interesting stories will do though.
Now because of Triple's post I don't even want to click on the thread anymore
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hockey216
SBR MVP
08-20-08
4583
#10
2 outer on riv for 11,309. (back in 2013).
Then Deemer sits out very next hand and runs away.
***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 3143083
$10/$20 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 15:58:22 23/04/2013 ET
Table 'Inertia', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 5 is the button. Small Blind $10, Big Blind $20
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 5 (playing) : BigDeem5, amount $5655, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : hockey216, amount $5820, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
BigDeem5: Small Blind ($10)
hockey216: Big Blind ($20)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to hockey216: [Js, Tc]
BigDeem5: Raise ($70)
hockey216: Raise [btn] ($150)
BigDeem5: Call ($80)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Td, 4d, 7h]
hockey216: Bet [btn] ($250)
BigDeem5: Call ($250)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Ts]
hockey216: Bet [btn] ($500)
BigDeem5: Call ($500)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [8h]
hockey216: Bet [btn] ($1500)
BigDeem5: Raise ($4755)
hockey216: Call [btn] ($3255)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
BigDeem5: Show Cards ($0)
hockey216: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $11309, Rake $1
Summary BigDeem5: bet $5665, won $16064, net $10399, HoleCards [8s, 8c], HiHand [a full house, eights full of tens] [8s, 8h, 8c, Ts, Td], won $11309 from main pot
Summary hockey216: bet $5675, won $0, net $-5675, HoleCards [Js, Tc]
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smitch124
SBR Posting Legend
05-19-08
12566
#11
These always become bad beat/boast threads, nice try though Dane.
Well the ejaculation in the hand post is new so there's that.
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BiTeMe UsAdOj
SBR Hall of Famer
08-18-11
7537
#12
Meh... Trip just knows my weekly lessons w/Tattytats has brought my meta game to a whole new level
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daneblazer
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-14-08
27861
#13
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BiTeMe UsAdOj
SBR Hall of Famer
08-18-11
7537
#14
Originally posted by daneblazer
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mikejamm
SBR Posting Legend
08-24-09
11045
#15
Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
Hand from SBR 5/10 game, 5 handed, biteme is hero and first to act:
Winning hand right here for Centyjacker! Now you guys know why he always times out the next orbit and post a whinny thread about it!
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BiTeMe UsAdOj
SBR Hall of Famer
08-18-11
7537
#16
dane clearly exhibits Svengali-like gifts here in this thread and gets it to go EXACTLY where he wants it to... all under initial false pretenses.
Impressive, daner... impressive.
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daneblazer
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-14-08
27861
#17
bored again...
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BiTeMe UsAdOj
SBR Hall of Famer
08-18-11
7537
#18
Originally posted by daneblazer
bored again...
CONCRETE proof jammer had it right all along: RIGGED SHITHOLE
***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 4348750
$1/$2 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 02:37:00 26/06/2014 ET
Table 'Avenue X', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 10 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : mpaschal34, amount $111.70, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $1011.30, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Small Blind ($1)
mpaschal34: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [Ks, 8s]
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise [btn] ($4)
mpaschal34: Raise ($7)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call [btn] ($3)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Qh, Kc, 8c]
mpaschal34: Check ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Check [btn] ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [4h]
mpaschal34: Bet ($5)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise [btn] ($25)
mpaschal34: Raise ($104.70)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call [btn] ($79.70)
mpaschal34: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [7h]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
mpaschal34: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $222.40, Rake $1
Summary mpaschal34: bet $118.70, won $222.40, net $103.70, HoleCards [Kh, Kd], HiHand [three of a kind, kings] [Kh, Kd, Kc, Qh, 8c], won $222.40 from main pot
Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $112.70, won $0, net $-112.70, HoleCards [Ks, 8s]
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daneblazer
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-14-08
27861
#19
Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
CONCRETE proof jammer had it right all along: RIGGED SHITHOLE
***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 4348750
$1/$2 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 02:37:00 26/06/2014 ET
Table 'Avenue X', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 10 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : mpaschal34, amount $111.70, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $1011.30, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Small Blind ($1)
mpaschal34: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [Ks, 8s]
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise [btn] ($4)
mpaschal34: Raise ($7)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call [btn] ($3)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Qh, Kc, 8c]
mpaschal34: Check ($0) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Check [btn] ($0)
Shit cooler aside...and knowing little about the dynamic...why no bet?
btw...
$1/$2 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit)
Seat 10 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $1011.30, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
You know, HU, lil deception that I whiffed on flop and I'm concerned he's trapping, thus emboldening him that he's best with sumpthin like pp JJ or lower (he's def betting AA there); yeah free draw card but I'll take the risk there so I don't lose that pp right there with a bet. (mpas definitely not Augustus and has no aversion to folding)
I'm not folding w/our stack sizes so if he has the set or the draw binks, it's all goin in anyway on turn and more power to him.
Originally posted by daneblazer
btw...
$1/$2 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit)
Seat 10 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $1011.30, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Well, yeah... it was the product of a 170 rollover, and while I'm not as sharp as bobbywaves *cough cough* --- who keeps insisting % of rollovers should be desired & achieved by chopping $1.90 pots for .95pts w/guys like eberetta in .25-.50 HL omaha :
....well, just like Pee Wee: I'M A REBEL, DOTTIE!!!
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BigDaddy
SBR Hall of Famer
02-01-06
8378
#21
***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 4349306
$0 + $10 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 15:02:00 26/06/2014 ET
Table 'Table 55067', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 2 is the button. Small Blind $10, Big Blind $20
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : slikec, amount $1500, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : tatddy, amount $1500, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : snapperman2, amount $1500, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : oneunder, amount $1500, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : kross, amount $1500, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : dogkatcher, amount $1500, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : BigDaddy, amount $1500, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : dare_eur, amount $1500, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : iifold, amount $1500, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : wikkidinsane, amount $1500, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
snapperman2: Small Blind ($10)
oneunder: Big Blind ($20)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BigDaddy: [Qh, Ah]
kross: Raise ($100)
dogkatcher: Fold
BigDaddy: Raise [btn] ($220)
dare_eur: Fold
iifold: Fold
wikkidinsane: Fold
slikec: Fold
tatddy: Fold
snapperman2: Fold
oneunder: Fold
kross: Raise ($1500)
BigDaddy: Call [btn] ($1280)
kross: Show Cards ($0)
BigDaddy: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [6s, Td, 5h]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [8s]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Ac]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
kross: Show Cards ($0)
BigDaddy: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $3030, Rake $0
Summary kross: bet $1600, won $3030, net $1430, HoleCards [5d, 8d], HiHand [two pairs, eights and fives] [8s, 8d, 5h, 5d, Ac], won $3030 from main pot
Summary BigDaddy: bet $1500, won $0, net $-1500
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BigDaddy
SBR Hall of Famer
02-01-06
8378
#22
my question is how did he bet 1600 when its the 1st hand of the tourney?
his net should be 1530
software must have a glitch or something
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Triple_D_Bet
SBR Hall of Famer
12-12-11
7626
#23
Originally posted by BigDaddy
my question is how did he bet 1600 when its the 1st hand of the tourney?
his net should be 1530
software must have a glitch or something
He bet $100 then raised to $1500...betb amount in HH looks like sum total of all bets instead of total amount wagered. Misleading way to do it, but doesn't affect much.