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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #71
    Originally posted by bobbywaves
    Must say, it felt good sending this Donkey to the rail today:
    I'm sure it did feel good, WW. On the flip side, taking you out does nothing for me, as you generally fold until you're blinded out and thus have minimal chips and generally you get it all in preflop because u have to, with no skill or strategy involved in the hand...... Nice run of cards you had tonight.... AA, KK, etc..... also, nice to see you folding 47 strt hands after you doubled up with AA..... I figure SBR pegged you to win to keep interest in the message board, as our war of words and your drama with LSRJ are the only interesting things on it as of late.... it wouldn't be a story if I kept speeding past you as I was, generally leaving you in the dust.......

    Nice win. Makes things interesting. Gl from here on out......
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    • bobbywaves
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-06-08
      • 13280

      #72
      Originally posted by downsouth
      And yet your still ducking him as well as me with an excuse of nothing more then its not the right month.
      You're sadly misguided. Everyone (including you & Donkey) had ample opportunity to join last January. But you failed to do so for obvious reasons, as you would both be losing. Fact of the matter, you both ducked me & Tripe last January.

      Then I gave you another chance, by joining challenge late. But you bailed for a second time, just because a harmless poker player like Tripe was involved. Excuses don't get any more pathetic than that.
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      • bobbywaves
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-06-08
        • 13280

        #73
        Originally posted by Auto Donk
        your drama with LSRJ are the only interesting things on it as of late
        LSRJ? Little Shit Ron Jeremy????

        What were you doing at this Pearl Jam concert? I saw you at the 2:05-2:10 mark.
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        • Triple_D_Bet
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 12-12-11
          • 7626

          #74
          Originally posted by bobbywaves
          LSRJ? Little Shit Ron Jeremy????

          What were you doing at this Pearl Jam concert? I saw you at the 2:05-2:10 mark.
          Go a bit easier on him here donk; he hasn't been able to figure out what 3 letter abbreviations like "ROI" mean, he's not ready for 4-letter ones
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #75
            typical ww, clueless.... anyone who knows anything about Ron Jeremy knows that the word "little" is never used to describe him.......
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            • bobbywaves
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-06-08
              • 13280

              #76
              Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
              Go a bit easier on him here donk; he hasn't been able to figure out what 3 letter abbreviations like "ROI" mean, he's not ready for 4-letter ones

              Apparently you don't know what a 2,900 deficit means. I'll help you out, it means you'll be losing 29k.
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              • bobbywaves
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-06-08
                • 13280

                #77
                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                typical ww, clueless.... anyone who knows anything about Ron Jeremy knows that the word "little" is never used to describe him.......
                Really? This little Hedgehog is 5'6". Only your kind would be concerned with his schlong.
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #78
                  Originally posted by bobbywaves
                  Really? This little Hedgehog is 5'6". Only your kind would be concerned with his schlong.
                  Like Butthead told Beavis, who had accused him of looking at lsrj's schlong while watching porn, "I wasn't looking at it, I was looking around it"

                  and if you got a problem with LSRJ/aka the Hedgehog, you've got a problem with yourself........
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                  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-18-11
                    • 7537

                    #79
                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                    and if you got a problem with LSRJ/aka the Hedgehog, you've got a problem with yourself........
                    I can't remember if it was the Maharishi or Seka that actually said this about RJ in the winter of '82.

                    Help me here, donker.
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #80
                      Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                      I can't remember if it was the Maharishi or Seka that actually said this about RJ in the winter of '82.

                      Help me here, donker.
                      I thought it was Brooke West.... that was my introduction to Long Ron.... My cousin from florida came to south Texas for a visit, and he bought his first "fckbook", and it had long ron and brooke on the cover, out on a beach..... the headline under the name of the mag, which escapes me at present, said "Ron Jeremy and Brooke West, Great Cokk Meets Great Cokksucker" (spelled correctly, as the magazine had nothing to do with "roosters").....
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                      • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-18-11
                        • 7537

                        #81
                        OK donker... thanks.

                        Say, who would ya rather?... Bo in "10" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078721/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)...

                        OR... Brooke in "11" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0195506/)

                        Put me down for Brooke.
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #82
                          i couldn't even find a photo of brooke from back in her heyday.... generally i don't prefer blondes (guess I'm no gentleman), so i'd probably be inclined to go with brooke.... but the few photos i was able to find of brooke weren't all too stellar.... i might have to break my rule of redheads(which i recall brooke being)/brunettes over blondes for bo derek..... need more info.... but as a rule, I almost always prefer brunettes or a sexy red over blondes.... history has shown, with a limited exception or two, blondes and I are like oil and water.....
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                          • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-18-11
                            • 7537

                            #83
                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                            i couldn't even find a photo of brooke from back in her heyday....
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                            • pureajb
                              SBR Hustler
                              • 10-24-09
                              • 83

                              #84
                              Im confuseddddddd
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                              • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-18-11
                                • 7537

                                #85
                                Originally posted by pureajb
                                Im confuseddddddd
                                Why?
                                Your parents had that "lil talk" with ya back in the day... right?

                                Bo or Brooke in their prime... GO!!!

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                                • pureajb
                                  SBR Hustler
                                  • 10-24-09
                                  • 83

                                  #86
                                  Bo without a second thought.
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                                  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-18-11
                                    • 7537

                                    #87
                                    Originally posted by pureajb
                                    Bo without a second thought.
                                    Well... you would've got 50pts for being "right" and picking Brooke, but I guess I can throw ya 25 for at least liking girls, unlike bobby.
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                                    • pureajb
                                      SBR Hustler
                                      • 10-24-09
                                      • 83

                                      #88
                                      Hahaha thanks man
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #89
                                        Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

                                        Bo or Brooke in their prime... GO!!!

                                        why be so discriminating.... in their prime, I'll tag em both in a threesome that I'd make wussywaves film. After I creampie both of em, I'll force ol ww to go cuckold cleanup on em, while I film that pathetic coward getting queened by both of em back- to-back, ww dining on my "children"....... second thought, I probably won't have to force ol ww.... he'd be eager and willing!
                                        Last edited by Auto Donk; 06-16-14, 09:19 AM. Reason: tell ww I said "f u, f u, f u, f u...!!!"
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                                        • bobbywaves
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 05-06-08
                                          • 13280

                                          #90
                                          What happened to your thread yesterday donkey? Apparently the mods are getting tired of cleaning up after you.
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                                          • Auto Donk
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #91
                                            Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                            What happened to your thread yesterday donkey? Apparently the mods are getting tired of cleaning up after you.
                                            unlike you, WussyWaves, who was an eager-creampie-gleaning-cuckolded-human-splooge-vacuum/guzzler!!!!
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