Fuk'in ring tables are a joke!

[mikejamm]

How about spead'in the god damn wealth around sbr? How many hands does one lucky lunch box fuk need at one table with 3 or 4 players? Same fuk'in bullshit as always, can't never rollover shit because some fuk'in newbie or non pro gets every fuk'in flop and river!

Never catch a break at this shit hole, haven't gotten a ring table badge in fuk'in months! Shove your fuk'in rigged ass poker straight up your god damn ass! Fuk this place. Now wonder people are leaving this shit hole in droves!

[sweep]

Keep playing A/4 suited you fukkin square, see ya in the sweet 16 pussy

[mpaschal34]

It's been months since I've seen a nice Mikejamm rant. I just figured he was finally getting laid. She must have gotten tired of him.

[daneblazer]

[Optional]

300pts
SBR POKER TOURNEY3rd Place 3/19/2014



400pts
SBR POKER TOURNEY2nd Place 3/26/2014



300pts
SBR POKER TOURNEY3rd Place 4/1/2014



394pts
SBR POKER TOURNEY4th Place 3/30/2014



200pts
SBR POKER TOURNEY5th Place 3/25/2014



5 top 5s in 2 weeks... not bad!

[sinmiedo]

300pts
SBR POKER TOURNEY3rd Place 3/19/2014



400pts
SBR POKER TOURNEY2nd Place 3/26/2014



300pts
SBR POKER TOURNEY3rd Place 4/1/2014



394pts
SBR POKER TOURNEY4th Place 3/30/2014



200pts
SBR POKER TOURNEY5th Place 3/25/2014



5 top 5s in 2 weeks... not bad!

Mike did very well in last year poker side of the same competition. he came 2 or 3. his problem is like mine, we are weak cash players.

[daneblazer]

Mike, don't you love it when you play a tournament and go through the blinds then you are whisked away to another table only to enjoy posting the blinds right away again? Maybe we could just be volunteer "all time big blind" like we did with quarterback when we played football as kids?

[blankoblanco]

Don't encourage him to bitch about more stuff, Mike already whines enough. Hard to believe he's an adult male and not a 14 y/o girl

[Auto Donk]

Don't encourage him to bitch about more stuff, Mike already whines enough. Hard to believe he's an adult male and not a 14 y/o girl

hey mike,can u helpme rollover my latest royal????

[mikejamm]

Mike did very well in last year poker side of the same competition. he came 2 or 3. his problem is like mine, we are weak cash players.

I'm seriously not weak at cash games sin, just keep gett'in fuk'ed on one outer rivers and stupid fuk'in ridiculous so called "miracle" hands that seem to appear for everybody but me. I know it's a game of runs, but give me a fuk'in break, 4 god damn rollovers and not a fuk'in thing to show for it! Fuk'in shit hole site, almost 5 years I've been at this shit hole and you'd think I'd catch a break! I guess that's reserved for super uses and major fuk'in ass kissers. That's why I don't even bother to promote this fuk'in place anymore like I use to, why put someone through the fuk'in frustration of the same rigged bullshit all the time. Never fuk'in evens out and the same fuk'in people get all the breaks! Fuk'in shove it up your ass SBR!

[mikejamm]

300pts
SBR POKER TOURNEY3rd Place 3/19/2014



400pts
SBR POKER TOURNEY2nd Place 3/26/2014



300pts
SBR POKER TOURNEY3rd Place 4/1/2014



394pts
SBR POKER TOURNEY4th Place 3/30/2014



200pts
SBR POKER TOURNEY5th Place 3/25/2014



5 top 5s in 2 weeks... not bad!

Yeah and not a god damn win in any of them! Guaranteed shitty fuk'in cards at every final table because these assholes already have decided the winner!

[mikejamm]

It's been months since I've seen a nice Mikejamm rant. I just figured he was finally getting laid. She must have gotten tired of him.

And I guess it's been months of you having a dick shoved up your ass! Keep'in you happy? Seems I recall your little whiny ass poker bitch threads too dick face! Just shut the fuk up, you texas pole smoker! Fuk'in texas, where you and opie donkey punch each other!

[Sgt.Pem]

You guys are cracking me up!! Good Luck everyone!

[SharkAA]

I know, what you're talking about, mikejamm. Calling inside straight draws like it's nothing, calling 3-bets with Q rag hands and shyt. I get pissed often too, but remember-what goes around, comes around.

[mikejamm]

I know, what you're talking about, mikejamm. Calling inside straight draws like it's nothing, calling 3-bets with Q rag hands and shyt. I get pissed often too, but remember-what goes around, comes around.

Not for me it doesn't bro.

[mikejamm]

Don't encourage him to bitch about more stuff, Mike already whines enough. Hard to believe he's an adult male and not a 14 y/o girl

Yeah, hard to believe you're not in jail yet for raping 14 year old girls, you fuk'in foreign pervert piece of blankoshit! 1st fuk'in thread I've posted in months about poker, so fuk off dick face! Go shove that green fuk'in dinosaur back up your ass weirdo!

[mikejamm]

Keep playing A/4 suited you fukkin square, see ya in the sweet 16 pussy

Yeah, I'll see you there fuk'in butt munch, I won't be a fuk'in pushover like proshitter was. Nice little 60pt badge there big time, you should fuk'in jump off a bridge you suck at poker so bad!

[ProlificalD]

SBR is a nice place to donk around in for newbies like me!

[Mitchell88]

Hand ID 4148469
$5/$10 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:03:00 06/04/2014 ET
Table 'Handicapper Hill', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $5, Big Blind $10
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (playing) : dtp, amount $1666, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : mitchell88, amount $325, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
mitchell88: Small Blind ($5)
dtp: Big Blind ($10)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to mitchell88: [8s, 8c]
mitchell88: Raise [btn] ($20)
dtp: Call ($10)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [5h, 3h, Ts]
dtp: Check ($0)
mitchell88: Bet [btn] ($40)
dtp: Call ($40)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [3c]
dtp: Check ($0)
mitchell88: Bet [btn] ($40)
dtp: Raise ($1606)
mitchell88: Call [btn] ($225)
dtp: Show Cards ($0)
mitchell88: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [7d]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
dtp: Show Cards ($0)
mitchell88: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $649, Rake $1
Side pot #1 $1341, Rake $0
Summary dtp: bet $1666, won $1990, net $324, HoleCards [3d, 4c], HiHand [three of a kind, threes] [3h, 3d, 3c, Ts, 7d], won $649 from main pot, won $1341 from side pot #1
Summary mitchell88: bet $330, won $0, net $-330

This guy has sucked some major dick here. no way that this isn't an employee not a penetrating chance. He called 500 pt bets before with 5/7 off just to catch. plays with shit every hand I have never seen him miss. So whom evers dik he has been sucking in CR I hope he swallows

[dtp]

Hand ID 4148469
$5/$10 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:03:00 06/04/2014 ET
Table 'Handicapper Hill', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $5, Big Blind $10
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (playing) : dtp, amount $1666, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : mitchell88, amount $325, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
mitchell88: Small Blind ($5)
dtp: Big Blind ($10)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to mitchell88: [8s, 8c]
mitchell88: Raise [btn] ($20)
dtp: Call ($10)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [5h, 3h, Ts]
dtp: Check ($0)
mitchell88: Bet [btn] ($40)
dtp: Call ($40)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [3c]
dtp: Check ($0)
mitchell88: Bet [btn] ($40)
dtp: Raise ($1606)
mitchell88: Call [btn] ($225)
dtp: Show Cards ($0)
mitchell88: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [7d]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
dtp: Show Cards ($0)
mitchell88: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $649, Rake $1
Side pot #1 $1341, Rake $0
Summary dtp: bet $1666, won $1990, net $324, HoleCards [3d, 4c], HiHand [three of a kind, threes] [3h, 3d, 3c, Ts, 7d], won $649 from main pot, won $1341 from side pot #1
Summary mitchell88: bet $330, won $0, net $-330

This guy has sucked some major dick here. no way that this isn't an employee not a penetrating chance. He called 500 pt bets before with 5/7 off just to catch. plays with shit every hand I have never seen him miss. So whom evers dik he has been sucking in CR I hope he swallows

LoL, bud. How is this hand anything but standard? I've been here a lot longer and have taken much worse beats than you I'm sure. I know you are upset about your betpoints but please try to be a good sport

[Optional]

This guy has sucked some major dick here. no way that this isn't an employee not a penetrating chance. He called 500 pt bets before with 5/7 off just to catch. plays with shit every hand I have never seen him miss. So whom evers dik he has been sucking in CR I hope he swallows

Honestly Mitch, I think you should have suspected what was coming when he pushed allin after turning the 2nd 3. That, plus the bare 10 sitting there probably should have tipped you over the edge into folding in that spot imho.

[TheMoneyShot]

I love it when JAMM goes off! the dude tells it like it is!

[ShogunRua]

mikejamm is a solid poster

[Mitchell88]

Honestly Mitch, I think you should have suspected what was coming when he pushed allin after turning the 2nd 3. That, plus the bare 10 sitting there probably should have tipped you over the edge into folding in that spot imho.

that was just the final straw been happening forever

[mikejamm]

Hand ID 4148469
$5/$10 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:03:00 06/04/2014 ET
Table 'Handicapper Hill', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $5, Big Blind $10
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 3 (playing) : dtp, amount $1666, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : mitchell88, amount $325, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
mitchell88: Small Blind ($5)
dtp: Big Blind ($10)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to mitchell88: [8s, 8c]
mitchell88: Raise [btn] ($20)
dtp: Call ($10)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [5h, 3h, Ts]
dtp: Check ($0)
mitchell88: Bet [btn] ($40)
dtp: Call ($40)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [3c]
dtp: Check ($0)
mitchell88: Bet [btn] ($40)
dtp: Raise ($1606)
mitchell88: Call [btn] ($225)
dtp: Show Cards ($0)
mitchell88: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [7d]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
dtp: Show Cards ($0)
mitchell88: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $649, Rake $1
Side pot #1 $1341, Rake $0
Summary dtp: bet $1666, won $1990, net $324, HoleCards [3d, 4c], HiHand [three of a kind, threes] [3h, 3d, 3c, Ts, 7d], won $649 from main pot, won $1341 from side pot #1
Summary mitchell88: bet $330, won $0, net $-330

This guy has sucked some major dick here. no way that this isn't an employee not a penetrating chance. He called 500 pt bets before with 5/7 off just to catch. plays with shit every hand I have never seen him miss. So whom evers dik he has been sucking in CR I hope he swallows

Spot on there, Mitchell, I was at a similar table with this douche bag dtp, calling everything with fuk'in rags and gett'in fuk'in rewarded for it every fuk'in time. Again it just goes to show you how muck fuk'in dick does get sucked around here!

Nobody fuk'in plays real fuk'in poker here, they just wait until the fuk'in switch is flipped or some bullshit mod/sbr employee/fake fuk'in plant poker player decides he wants to award all your god damn hard earned rollover to some donk or newbie non pro lunch box asshole with worthless points and you're basically fuk'ed!

Sit for fuk'in three god damn hours trying to roll 900 fuk'in points and some dip shit shows up and in 5 minutes you're busted with rag fuk'in bad beats! Straight up your fuk'in ass you can shove it sbr! Your fuk'in poker sucks, you know it and don't give a shit about honestly providing a correct software poker odds platform. No different that any other fuk'in scam poker site out there and in all reality, the worst!

[mikejamm]

I love it when JAMM goes off! the dude tells it like it is!

Money, send me a fuk'in winner bro!

[Mitchell88]

Jamm I have been doing well in tournaments but as soon as I try to roll anything over I get hammered. Then I end up trying to win it back go back to table, just to get rivered or someone calling everything even when you are raising high everytime. They just keep calling praying for a card and here it comes. So I decided to try this method just call everything let me tell you I did not get rewarded.

[BeerDog99]

I would suggest there are a few things that people that complain about the poker/software are missing:

1) people seem to treat "rollover" points different, never understood this. If you value points, which people obviously do, I do not see why they do, but they do and they generally gamble more and therefore there are wilder beats.

2) Cash/ring games play differently than tournaments and sng's (which SBR tourneys are really). reloading is an option in ring games, this in itself is one of the biggest reasons play is different.

3) A lot of people bet strangely in SBR poker. A lot of limping, calls and weak/overbets happen so you see a lot of decisions that are coin flips or just playing basic pot odds.

4) There are a lot of people playing that do not understand the above points so there is a lot of bingo plays.

I have glossed over the basic points above but I think they encompass the basic reasons why there are a lot of "apparent" bad beats and suckouts. In my live play in 1-2NL games I have seen a lot of what I see at SBR, it is just slower in happening.

Just my 2cents, take it or leave it....

That all said, where luck is concerned, I think I have some of the worst luck going... :-)

[JAKEPEAVY21]

I would suggest there are a few things that people that complain about the poker/software are missing:

1) people seem to treat "rollover" points different, never understood this. If you value points, which people obviously do, I do not see why they do, but they do and they generally gamble more and therefore there are wilder beats.

2) Cash/ring games play differently than tournaments and sng's (which SBR tourneys are really). reloading is an option in ring games, this in itself is one of the biggest reasons play is different.

3) A lot of people bet strangely in SBR poker. A lot of limping, calls and weak/overbets happen so you see a lot of decisions that are coin flips or just playing basic pot odds.

4) There are a lot of people playing that do not understand the above points so there is a lot of bingo plays.

I have glossed over the basic points above but I think they encompass the basic reasons why there are a lot of "apparent" bad beats and suckouts. In my live play in 1-2NL games I have seen a lot of what I see at SBR, it is just slower in happening.

Just my 2cents, take it or leave it....

That all said, where luck is concerned, I think I have some of the worst luck going... :-)

you just hit a royal, correct?

[BeerDog99]

you just hit a royal, correct?

LOL, I guess my statement has a little less weight with that happening but generally I get hit pretty hard with luck on the losing side during those f$cking rigged a$$ ring games!!! :-)

[JAKEPEAVY21]

LOL, I guess my statement has a little less weight with that happening but generally I get hit pretty hard with luck on the losing side during those f$cking rigged a$$ ring games!!! :-)

just busting your chops buddy

[sinmiedo]

Stop posting comments or we will run out of fish.

[mikejamm]

Yeah, everybody's hit a royal, some people a couple of them. Nice to hear, but what the fuk does it matter, trying to roll 1500 pts at this suck out, bad beat shit fest!

Obviously they program the fuk'in software to hand one out to whom ever they fuk'in choose. since is so god damn random, yeah what the fuk ever! Blow some more smoke up our ass!

Good points Beer, but I'm just go'in on what I see happen on a regular basics to me when I play, no matter what the fuk'in strategy. Play tight or lose, limp or fuk'in push, makes no difference at this rigged shit hole, set up to award newbies and what I'm certain are sbr plant players. I could really give a fuk'in shit anymore, because it's always the same fuk'in raw deal.

At least the fuk'ers can't rig the sports book, oh wait they can, by making you re enter your whole fuk'in bet, when you click "continue" to place your bet and get that bullshit "line has changed" message! Go to "accept" it and get a fuk'in "error' have to do the whole fuk'in bet all over again! Real fuk'in top notch and professional!

[daneblazer]

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