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  • Mitchell88
    SBR MVP
    • 12-16-12
    • 4334

    #1
    HomerSimpson2 u blow
    learn some etiquette, I killed you the whole time could have bounced you win one decent hand and dive out the game like a coward without a word? typical
  • HomerSimpson2
    SBR High Roller
    • 01-19-14
    • 111

    #2
    Mitchell88 is a Liar

    I played with you for many hands. I can display the transcript of the poker hands. The chips went up and down between us for a while, and when I left I was probably up about 10 chips. Also, the reason I left is because I had met my rollover requirement. The same thing has happened to me. When other players have met their rollover requirements, they leave the room.
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    • Triple_D_Bet
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 12-12-11
      • 7626

      #3
      Originally posted by HomerSimpson2
      I played with you for many hands. I can display the transcript of the poker hands. The chips went up and down between us for a while, and when I left I was probably up about 10 chips. Also, the reason I left is because I had met my rollover requirement. The same thing has happened to me. When other players have met their rollover requirements, they leave the room.
      Good form is to let people know, preferably when you sit down and at a minimum as you get close...now ya know
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      • Mitchell88
        SBR MVP
        • 12-16-12
        • 4334

        #4
        would have been completely cool with that. There are no written rules to it so do as you please. I just think its nice when someone tells you what is going on. I don't care about the pts just wanted to keep playing.
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        • Jrod124
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-31-09
          • 5622

          #5
          It's betpoints
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          • mikejamm
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-24-09
            • 11045

            #6
            Originally posted by Mitchell88
            learn some etiquette, I killed you the whole time could have bounced you win one decent hand and dive out the game like a coward without a word? typical
            This asshole homer did the same thing to me. Sits down for a couple of hands and as soon as he hits a hand, bolts from the table like the little pussy he is! Fuk'in hit and run asswipes, all you chicken shit donks are the same! Too scared to stay and play and run off with your 20 pts. Enjoy your big win!
            Last edited by mikejamm; 11-02-14, 09:36 PM.
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            • HomerSimpson2
              SBR High Roller
              • 01-19-14
              • 111

              #7
              MikeJamm, you need to relax. If a few points makes you this riled up, then that is really unfortunate. First of all, I don't even remember playing you. If I did play you, I probably left because I had completed one of my rollovers, and had to exit the table in order to select a new rollover. Second, most of the time when I return back to the table with my new rollover selected, the person I was playing with has already left. I wonder why you chose to bring this up now since I haven't sat down at a ring game for almost 24 hours. I think it is really petty of you to resurrect a thread that is almost a year old and spout profanities just so you could feel better about yourself. You are a class act.
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              • bobbywaves
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-06-08
                • 13280

                #8
                Originally posted by HomerSimpson2
                MikeJamm, you need to relax. If a few points makes you this riled up, then that is really unfortunate. First of all, I don't even remember playing you. If I did play you, I probably left because I had completed one of my rollovers, and had to exit the table in order to select a new rollover. Second, most of the time when I return back to the table with my new rollover selected, the person I was playing with has already left. I wonder why you chose to bring this up now since I haven't sat down at a ring game for almost 24 hours. I think it is really petty of you to resurrect a thread that is almost a year old and spout profanities just so you could feel better about yourself. You are a class act.
                Homer,

                Some neighborly advice: Disregard Mikespamm & Tripe, two of the most clueless on this site. Complete your rolls, leave or comeback with new roll is entirely up to you. No notice or explanation to the table is necessary.

                Remember, God loves you.

                Ned Flanders
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                • klemopixx
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-02-14
                  • 3807

                  #9
                  What's he supposed to do? Stay at the table until he gives it all to you? Get over it! There is no such thing as poker etiquette on the internet.
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                  • mikejamm
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 08-24-09
                    • 11045

                    #10
                    Originally posted by bobbywaves
                    Homer,

                    Some neighborly advice: Disregard Mikespamm & Tripe, two of the most clueless on this site. Complete your rolls, leave or comeback with new roll is entirely up to you. No notice or explanation to the table is necessary.

                    Remember, God loves you.

                    Ned Flanders
                    First off bobbypuss, go fuk yourself, you don't have a fuk'in clue mr. fold mini cash douche bag. So shut the fuk up and you better save your points loser to pay Trip.

                    And Homer, it was less than a week ago and I just found this thread. Would have posted my own, but seeing as how you do this bullshit quite often, it obvious as to what kind of player you are! Like Trip said if you're close to hitting rollover, just speak up and say you're leaving after the next hand or so.

                    In this case, I think you're full of shit, I sat down with 50 and you basically shoved every fuk'in hand donk boy style, I won a big hand off you, you showed back up doing the same shit, and once you got a win or two, you fuk'in bolted. So give it a fuk'in rest. If that's your bullshit style, so be it. Trip and Mitchell are spot on, no fuk'in poker etiquette at all! Just a heads up to anybody who plays you.
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                    • mikejamm
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-24-09
                      • 11045

                      #11
                      Originally posted by klemopixx
                      What's he supposed to do? Stay at the table until he gives it all to you? Get over it! There is no such thing as poker etiquette on the internet.
                      Hey newbie, here's some advice, until you're an SBR pro here, your bullshit opinion carries about as much weight as a bucket of shit that bobbywuss uses for facial cream. Got that kotex tampon or what ever the fuk your dumb ass handle is! You are aware that non pros can't win shit here, right? So turn pro or shut the fuk up with you lame ass boring fuk'in comment.

                      There most certainly is good poker etiquette on the internet. Just as there is at live games.
                      Last edited by mikejamm; 11-02-14, 10:42 PM.
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                      • bobbywaves
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 05-06-08
                        • 13280

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mikejamm
                        First off bobbypuss, go fuk yourself, you don't have a fuk'in clue mr. fold mini cash douche bag. So shut the fuk up and you better save your points loser to pay Trip.
                        Mr. fold mini cash has kicked you ass on every leaderboard, fact. MikeSpamm couldn't even make 2nd string USA World Cup.
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                        • Triple_D_Bet
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-12-11
                          • 7626

                          #13
                          Originally posted by bobbywaves
                          Mr. fold mini cash has kicked you ass on every leaderboard, fact. MikeSpamm couldn't even make 2nd string USA World Cup.
                          Well bobbo, if you're feeling chatty about who's kicking whose ass on a leaderboard, let's talk about our contest...notice you haven't updated it for October, just like you haven't done since losing the lead
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                          • klemopixx
                            SBR MVP
                            • 10-02-14
                            • 3807

                            #14
                            [QUOTE=mikejamm;22911155]Hey newbie, here's some advice, until you're an SBR pro here, your bullshit opinion carries about as much weight as a bucket of shit that bobbywuss uses for facial cream. Got that kotex tampon or what ever the fuk your dumb ass handle is! You are aware that non pros can't win shit here, right? So turn pro or shut the fuk up with you lame ass boring fuk'in comment.

                            There most certainly is good poker etiquette on the internet. Just as there is at live games.[/Q

                            Internet or live game, no one has ever stopped me from picking up my chips and walking. Leaving while you are ahead has nothing to do with etiquette.
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                            • bobbywaves
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-06-08
                              • 13280

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                              Well bobbo, if you're feeling chatty about who's kicking whose ass on a leaderboard, let's talk about our contest...notice you haven't updated it for October, just like you haven't done since losing the lead
                              The only update that matters is on January 1st, until then you can stfu.
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                The only update that matters is on January 1st, until then you can stfu.
                                Ol' PussyBoy Tidal Waves getting a tad bit testy as the prospect of shipping the overwhelming majority of the betpoints he's been hoarding for years gets ever-so-closer!!!!

                                We should get a film crew to cover him January 1; it will be like an episode of "Hoarders"..... you know, the scene where the crew starts hauling all the shit outta the house, and the Hoarder (in this instance, Tidal) starts freaking the fck out, screaming, crying, and grabbing on to some old 1979 Boston album cover and a dried up chia pet in an effort to "save her shit."

                                With tears in his eyes, and shaking with fear and confusion, Tidal will be latching on to a few those "free play points" stackin up on a server since last year, and maybe a daily log-in bonus or two from 2011, as the rest of the shit is carried away!!!!!
                                Last edited by Auto Donk; 11-03-14, 09:56 AM.
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                                • sweep
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-09-10
                                  • 16753

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                  Ol' PussyBoy Tidal Waves getting a tad bit testy as the prospect of shipping the overwhelming majority of the betpoints he's been hoarding for years gets ever-so-closer!!!!

                                  We should get a film crew to cover him January 1; it will be like an episode of "Hoarders"..... you know, the scene where the crew starts hauling all the shit outta the house, and the Hoarder (in this instance, Tidal) starts freaking the fck out, screaming, crying, and grabbing on to some old 1979 Boston album cover and a dried up chia pet in an effort to "save her shit."

                                  With tears in his eyes, and shaking with fear and confusion, Tidal will be latching on to a few those "free play points" stackin up on a server since last year, and maybe a daily log-in bonus or two from 2011, as the rest of the shit is carried away!!!!!
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                                  • daneblazer
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 09-14-08
                                    • 27861

                                    #18
                                    What exactly is this challenge again? Waves is down by 1000 points? You can make that up in a week easily.
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                                    • JAKEPEAVY21
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 03-11-11
                                      • 29267

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by daneblazer
                                      What exactly is this challenge again? Waves is down by 1000 points? You can make that up in a week easily.
                                      triple d vs bobby on the yearly poker standings...triper, beerdog, sinmiedo(I think) and myself have wagers on this...I think bobby has close to 30-40k points wagered on himself..
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                                      • GUMMO77
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-23-10
                                        • 9294

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                        triple d vs bobby on the yearly poker standings...triper, beerdog, sinmiedo(I think) and myself have wagers on this...I think bobby has close to 30-40k points wagered on himself..
                                        I have a small wager with Bobby as well.
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                                        • JAKEPEAVY21
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 03-11-11
                                          • 29267

                                          #21
                                          Homer is a notorious staller when close to the bubble...
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                                          • downsouth
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 01-13-11
                                            • 11580

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                            Homer is a notorious staller when close to the bubble...

                                            Straight grinding a min cash
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                                            • Robber
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 10-21-09
                                              • 6432

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                              The only update that matters is on January 1st, until then you can stfu.
                                              Seem to recall you running your mouth with regular updates when you had a fluke lead

                                              Now you want everyone to stfu

                                              You're a staller like homer
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                                              • bobbywaves
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-06-08
                                                • 13280

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Robber
                                                Seem to recall you running your mouth with regular updates when you had a fluke lead

                                                Now you want everyone to stfu
                                                Your memory lacks, like your poker game. I made monthly updates in Tripe's thread, since he wouldn't update his thread when getting his ass kicked by 3k.

                                                You're a casher like homer
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                                                • Triple_D_Bet
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 12-12-11
                                                  • 7626

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by daneblazer
                                                  What exactly is this challenge again? Waves is down by 1000 points? You can make that up in a week easily.
                                                  It's always possible, and against better players I wouldn't say it's improbable. The way bobbo plays, even the current 850 point lead is all but insurmountable...he can't win unless the dealer does it for him or I stop playing, there just isn't enough time left in the contest to pull down that many mincashes and luckbox to the occasional decent cash.

                                                  Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                                  triple d vs bobby on the yearly poker standings...triper, beerdog, sinmiedo(I think) and myself have wagers on this...I think bobby has close to 30-40k points wagered on himself..
                                                  believe last count was 26k or so...it would be far more if he hadn't stopped taking people's bets, or if he hadn't tried to offer me as the favorite while insisting he thought he was going to win

                                                  Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                  Your memory lacks, like your poker game. I made monthly updates in Tripe's thread, since he wouldn't update his thread when getting his ass kicked by 3k.



                                                  Key word: made. Strange how you seem to have changed so suddenly, and instead of falling over yourself to update the score monthly, you stopped doing so the same month you all but lost your lead...must be another one of those strange "coincidences" that just happen to make you look bad eh?
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                                                  • mikejamm
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 08-24-09
                                                    • 11045

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                                    Well bobbo, if you're feeling chatty about who's kicking whose ass on a leaderboard, let's talk about our contest...notice you haven't updated it for October, just like you haven't done since losing the lead
                                                    Yeah Trip, and you probably wont hear shit outta wussypuss! He's too busy trolling threads and touting his poker record on zynga poker! Along with monitoring sbr poker start times so this no life loser can get the best mini cash his donk ass can!And for the record bobbypuss, I could give a shit about my cashes here. I don't play every day like you, loser mini cash boy. My life doesn't evolve around sbr poker, if I feel like playing, I play. If not, fuk it.

                                                    You on the other hand spend your days trying to figure out how many peeps are playing in every tourney!

                                                    Sounds like a scared of losing douche bag life to me! Gett'in a little worried about that ass reaming bobbypuss?
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                                                    • bobbywaves
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 05-06-08
                                                      • 13280

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                                      believe last count was 26k or so...it would be far more if I wasn't a pussy & declined Waves offer to raise the stakes again.



                                                      Key word: made. Strange how you seem to have changed so suddenly, and instead of falling over yourself to update the score monthly, you stopped doing so the same month you all but lost your lead...must be another one of those strange "coincidences" that just happen to make you look bad eh?
                                                      It's your thread...You didn't update it monthly like you agreed to when I was kicking your ass, so obviously I had to do it. Funny how it took you 9 months to get a lead, then decide to update your thread. Must be another one of those strange "coincidences" that just happen to make you look bad eh?
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                                                      • Triple_D_Bet
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 12-12-11
                                                        • 7626

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                        Don't you think it's more than a little sad that when confronted with the truth, the best you can do is misquote someone and pretend they said something as dumb as you often do so you can agree with it?

                                                        For the record, you're still not welcome to raise your wager...still won't give you any additional excuses to duck people.

                                                        Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                        It's your thread...You didn't update it monthly like you agreed to when I was kicking your ass, so obviously I had to do it. Funny how it took you 9 months to get a lead, then decide to update your thread. Must be another one of those strange "coincidences" that just happen to make you look bad eh?
                                                        I didn't update the thread monthly because aside from my general lack of need to do so, you beat me to it for a while, sometimes posting days early in your haste to remind us you were still clinging to a lead. To the surprise of nobody, the second your lead dwindled away to almost nothing, you were suddenly very quiet on the matter, preferring to try to screw with a loan of mine instead of updating the contest. I've had to update it since then (when I remember to days later), as you're no doubt still struggling to come to terms with how you could be losing (despite losing every other poker-related bet you've ever made).

                                                        It all boils down to one common theme bobbo: you can fool yourself, but you can't fool anyone else...your fondness for the former and inability to do the latter is one of the main reasons you're such a mediocre poker player
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                                                        • bobbywaves
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 05-06-08
                                                          • 13280

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                                          For the record, you're still not welcome to raise your wager.
                                                          Of course not, as you know I'm going to win.
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                                                          • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 05-08-14
                                                            • 14988

                                                            #30
                                                            Man these Poker and Points subforums are vicious.
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                                                            • Auto Donk
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-03-13
                                                              • 43558

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                              Man these Poker and Points subforums are vicious.
                                                              shit.... mere child's play compared to the scorchiing case of herpes that Tidal is sportin'.....
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                                                              • Robber
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 10-21-09
                                                                • 6432

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                                Your memory lacks, like your poker game. I made monthly updates in Tripe's thread, since he wouldn't update his thread when getting his ass kicked by 3k.



                                                                I'm a much better player than you as I have proven.

                                                                You stopped updating recently. I wonder why.
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                                                                • bobbywaves
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 05-06-08
                                                                  • 13280

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Robber
                                                                  I'm a much better player than you as I have proven.
                                                                  Proven? You average a pathetic one tourney per year, you do realize anyone can check our pts history & see my ROI is much higher than yours.
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                                                                  • Triple_D_Bet
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 12-12-11
                                                                    • 7626

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                                    Of course not, as you know I'm going to win.
                                                                    A+ for confidence; unfortunately for you, skill and the results of that skill count in this contest, not confidence or the ability to delude yourself

                                                                    Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                                    Proven? You average a pathetic one tourney per year, you do realize anyone can check our pts history & see my ROI is much higher than yours.
                                                                    The hypothetical "anyone" would also have to be dumb enough to believe BROI = ROI, which tends to limit the definition of "anyone" to "just bobbo"
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                                                                    • bobbywaves
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 05-06-08
                                                                      • 13280

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                                                      The hypothetical "anyone" would also have to be dumb enough to believe BROI = ROI, which tends to limit the definition of "anyone" to "just bobbo"
                                                                      Funny how I used the same correct formula to calculate mine & Robber's ROI, that you've used to calculate other players ROI.
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