Took this guy for hundreds the past week, everytime she loses a hand she starts going all in every hand. Never see her post either, retard or just doesn't know English?
Who is this Augustus retard?
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greenhippoSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-15-12
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#1Who is this Augustus retard?Tags: None -
greenhippoSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-15-12
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#2Also, I see they are on just about every hour of the day and plays constantly, but doesn't rank in the top 150? The fukk?Comment -
GUMMO77SBR Hall of Famer
- 08-23-10
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#4Not sure how Hippo did nor am I am sure Augustus is a she -- not that it matters -- but I thought I saw Team World refer to Augustus as "her" in their team thread.
But nonetheless, if someone is giving you action and in your opinion is also playing poorly, there's no reason to tap on the fish tank, eh, Hippo?Comment -
OptionalAdministrator
- 06-10-10
- 61390
#5I suspect she does not have the chat active.
Some ladies might enjoy poker more without the boy talk ;-).Comment -
katstaleSBR MVP
- 02-07-07
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#6Caesar is a long time respected member of Team World. Loves to go for the straight and the flush draw.Comment -
greenhippoSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-15-12
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#7Chick on the tables now embarrassing herself.Comment -
TheMoneyShotBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-14-07
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#8Is Augustus HOT? That's what we should be talking about.Comment -
greenhippoSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-15-12
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#9probably not, but from what I saw, nebunal is damn hotComment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
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#10but why call out players you think are bad?
do you want them to practice so they will be better next time?Comment -
TheCentaurSBR Hall of Famer
- 06-28-11
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#12Plays crazy and constantly gets rewarded by SBR
In the tourneys and table games, constant suckouts and shit hands getting there
Here's the latest:
***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 4332068 $0 + $10 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:14:00 20/06/2014 ET Table 'Table 54932', 10 seats max, Real money Seat 4 is the button. Small Blind $0, Big Blind $30 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10 Seat 1 (joined) : Augustus, amount $2410, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 2 (joined) : shane, amount $1395, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 3 (joined) : katstale, amount $3000, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 4 (joined) : thecentaur, amount $1375, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 6 (joined) : zwoeins_eur, amount $1420, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 7 (joined) : OldSchoolGambler, amount $3580, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 8 (joined) : JorgeSilva, amount $1440, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 9 (joined) : joevig, amount $3980, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 10 (joined) : Triple_D_Bet, amount $1400, amount bet $0, penalty (None) zwoeins_eur: Big Blind ($30) ** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to thecentaur: [Ah, Qh]
OldSchoolGambler: Fold
JorgeSilva: Call ($30)
joevig: Call ($30)
Triple_D_Bet: Fold
Augustus: Call ($30)
shane: Fold
katstale: Fold
thecentaur: Raise [btn] ($180)
zwoeins_eur: Fold
JorgeSilva: Fold
joevig: Fold
Augustus: Call ($150)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [6s, Ad, 7d]
Augustus: Check ($0)
thecentaur: Bet [btn] ($180)
Augustus: Call ($180)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [5s]
Augustus: Check ($0)
thecentaur: Bet [btn] ($1015)
Augustus: Call ($1015)
Augustus: Show Cards ($0) thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Td]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Augustus: Show Cards ($0) thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $2840, Rake $0
Summary Augustus: bet $1375, won $2840, net $1465, HoleCards [Th, As], HiHand [two pairs, aces and tens] [As, Ad, Th, Td, 7d], won $2840 from main pot
Summary thecentaur: bet $1375, won $0, net $-1375
1 cash in about 3 weeks for me. Did I forget how to play poker or are these tourneys filling up with newbies we've never seen and suckout plants?Last edited by TheCentaur; 06-20-14, 09:31 AM.Comment -
Triple_D_BetSBR Hall of Famer
- 12-12-11
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#13Augustus is anything but new, and plays pretty consistent style...shit happens manComment -
BiTeMe UsAdOjSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-18-11
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#14*
... good one, jammer!
*(Augustus seems like a fine, pleasant woman. Wish we could verify if she's hot or not)Comment -
ProlificalDSBR High Roller
- 02-07-14
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#15Yes, Augustus is a nice lady. Not much of a suckout even though it was a dangerous all in to call you on, just a bad river for you.Comment -
AugustusSBR MVP
- 09-05-06
- 2787
#17Plays crazy and constantly gets rewarded by SBR
In the tourneys and table games, constant suckouts and shit hands getting there
Here's the latest:
***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 4332068 $0 + $10 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:14:00 20/06/2014 ET Table 'Table 54932', 10 seats max, Real money Seat 4 is the button. Small Blind $0, Big Blind $30 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10 Seat 1 (joined) : Augustus, amount $2410, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 2 (joined) : shane, amount $1395, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 3 (joined) : katstale, amount $3000, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 4 (joined) : thecentaur, amount $1375, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 6 (joined) : zwoeins_eur, amount $1420, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 7 (joined) : OldSchoolGambler, amount $3580, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 8 (joined) : JorgeSilva, amount $1440, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 9 (joined) : joevig, amount $3980, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 10 (joined) : Triple_D_Bet, amount $1400, amount bet $0, penalty (None) zwoeins_eur: Big Blind ($30) ** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to thecentaur: [Ah, Qh]
OldSchoolGambler: Fold
JorgeSilva: Call ($30)
joevig: Call ($30)
Triple_D_Bet: Fold
Augustus: Call ($30)
shane: Fold
katstale: Fold
thecentaur: Raise [btn] ($180)
zwoeins_eur: Fold
JorgeSilva: Fold
joevig: Fold
Augustus: Call ($150)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [6s, Ad, 7d]
Augustus: Check ($0)
thecentaur: Bet [btn] ($180)
Augustus: Call ($180)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [5s]
Augustus: Check ($0)
thecentaur: Bet [btn] ($1015)
Augustus: Call ($1015)
Augustus: Show Cards ($0) thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Td]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Augustus: Show Cards ($0) thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $2840, Rake $0
Summary Augustus: bet $1375, won $2840, net $1465, HoleCards [Th, As], HiHand [two pairs, aces and tens] [As, Ad, Th, Td, 7d], won $2840 from main pot
Summary thecentaur: bet $1375, won $0, net $-1375
1 cash in about 3 weeks for me. Did I forget how to play poker or are these tourneys filling up with newbies we've never seen and suckout plants?
You had a pair of ace, I had a pair of ace too. You behaved like an idiot that went all in with merely a pair, I called and won. Accept it, nothing to complain. This was just a game and we were not playing with real money.Last edited by Augustus; 07-05-14, 05:31 AM.Comment -
TheCentaurSBR Hall of Famer
- 06-28-11
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#18
If I am an idiot for going all in, what does that make you since you called and were way behind with one card to come?Comment -
AugustusSBR MVP
- 09-05-06
- 2787
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It was just a game. Only suckers like you will spit and shit all over the place after the game.Comment -
TheCentaurSBR Hall of Famer
- 06-28-11
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#21You had A, Q, I had A, 10, and the community cards showed 6, A and 7. You raised and why should I fold? I did not know what you had, and you might be trying to bluff with some garbage cards like a lot of players here. If the cards were not shown, how did I know that you had a pair of A with a Q kicker? You liked all in, my mood was not bad at that moment so I played with you. The river card was in my favor and I won.
It was just a game. Only suckers like you will spit and shit all over the place after the game.
Maybe you could contribute a chapter to the next big poker book
It could be titled, "Controlling cards with your mood:The basics of mysticism and the river card"Comment -
AugustusSBR MVP
- 09-05-06
- 2787
#22Till now, you still can not understand. We are playing with something that worth nothing. Losing a game like that means nothing to me, so I pk with you. I did not know you had A, Q. I was thinking that that you were trying to bluff. If I lost I just left the table, losing nothing else.
Frankly speaking, I never expect suckers like you will spit and shit all over the place after losing a meaningless game like that.Comment -
TheCentaurSBR Hall of Famer
- 06-28-11
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#23Till now, you still can not understand. We are playing with something that worth nothing. Losing a game like that means nothing to me, so I pk with you. I did not know you had A, Q. I was thinking that that you were trying to bluff. If I lost I just left the table, losing nothing else.
Frankly speaking, I never expect suckers like you will spit and shit all over the place after losing a meaningless game like that.
No big deal pal/gal GLComment
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