List of top SBR POKER VILLAINS

**yisman** · 03-17-13, 03:41 PM

mp5070, huge stiff

Runs away whenever I join his table.

**Wulfman14** · 03-17-13, 03:45 PM

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**Wulfman14** · 03-17-13, 03:45 PM

you put me on the list and not somebody like bennybignuts or sweep and his fellow hyenas. shows how much you know about poster behavior at the tables you ignorant fool. you know i try to go out of my way to make peace with people on the forum and they just drag me right back into it.

**Wulfman14** · 03-17-13, 03:51 PM

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**TheCentaur** · 03-17-13, 03:55 PM

Wulfman, hate the list not the poster.

Chill out, I made 11th just missing the top 10 if it makes u feel any better.

I also realize people are missing from the list thats why u have to vote. You can't while u are top 10 though, kind of like being in jail

**hockey216** · 03-17-13, 03:59 PM

I don't have the big mouth. You took me on heads up, and kept stuffing thin. You put your money in losing (in terrible shape) every single time. You got stacked 4 times in a row. Fair and square. I was ahead the whole way every time in every hand.

**Wulfman14** · 03-17-13, 04:02 PM

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**hockey216** · 03-17-13, 04:03 PM

sry double post

**Wulfman14** · 03-17-13, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by hockey216

I don't have the big mouth. You took me on heads up, and kept stuffing thin. You put your money in losing (in terrible shape) every single time. You got stacked 4 times in a row. Fair and square. I was ahead the whole way every time in every hand.

centaur cries so much at the tables its not even funny. once i just came to the table and hit a set and he says "fukkin guy first hand hits a set and ive been sitting here for 2 hours not getting shit"

**daneblazer** · 03-17-13, 04:12 PM

1. Beerdog99 - acts all buddy buddy with you, invites you over for a beer and before you know he he has half the chips at the table.

2. Gummo - Started getting spotlighted as a bot but casually laughed it off. Made jokes in the forum about having a bot ring to brush it off and reduce attention. When in fact, he is actually the CEO of Shanky Technologies.

3. Simiedo - Another one of those nice guy not a nice guy. Plays the old "Im foreign and don't know how to play poker" card and before you know it he's heads up on the final table.

**Jeffie** · 03-17-13, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

1. Beerdog99 - acts all buddy buddy with you, invites you over for a beer and before you know he he has half the chips at the table.

2. Gummo - Started getting spotlighted as a bot but casually laughed it off. Made jokes in the forum about having a bot ring to brush it off and reduce attention. When in fact, he is actually the CEO of Shanky Technologies.

3. Simiedo - Another one of those nice guy not a nice guy. Plays the old "Im foreign and don't know how to play poker" card and before you know it he's heads up on the final table.

Solid.

**bet_that_all** · 03-17-13, 05:49 PM

Hey dicktaurus, are you still crying???

you are really little bitch

but dont worry your friend ShAiTme will lick your wounds

**Wulfman14** · 03-17-13, 05:50 PM

you know centaur next time we're at a table im gonna kick you in the crotch like BM said.

**bobbywaves** · 03-17-13, 05:57 PM

1. Snickerdoodles
2. Emily Haines
3. TTWarrior

**Weems2k** · 03-17-13, 06:07 PM

I really don't get the whole loaning of pts on here, considering there is quite a few ways to get a bunch in short time. Casino is pretty hit and miss(hit a Straight Flush in 3 Card a few times) Triva, I was able to parlay that into a nice 1000pt haul. Then poker tourney's. It's only 6pts to enter now. Pro's already get 12/day. Rollover isn't that hard to do if you play smart; and believe me, I'm far from a pro at poker. I suppose if one is patient, they can acquire quite a stash just form interest on pts?

**Carseller4** · 03-17-13, 06:20 PM

I've finally made a "list"

Who says I'm not big time.

Now for some clarification.

1. Big debt does not equal stiffing.
2. Rules for a points giveaway? Didn't realize there was rules for this.
3. In fact as the FIRST poster to request points in that thread, it was me that set the bar.
4. I used to be pretty good at poker, now I am more miss than hit.
5. Anyway, good are bad, it's freaking nice to be on top of an SBR "List"

**Mitchell88** · 03-17-13, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by Carseller4

I've finally made a "list"

Who says I'm not big time.

Now for some clarification.

1. Big debt does not equal stiffing.
2. Rules for a points giveaway? Didn't realize there was rules for this.
3. In fact as the FIRST poster to request points in that thread, it was me that set the bar.
4. I used to be pretty good at poker, now I am more miss than hit.
5. Anyway, good are bad, it's freaking nice to be on top of an SBR "List"

cmon Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn you are happy to be the top of the loser list?

**GUMMO77** · 03-17-13, 07:41 PM

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**downsouth** · 03-17-13, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by Carseller4

I've finally made a "list"

Who says I'm not big time.

Now for some clarification.

1. Big debt does not equal stiffing.
2. Rules for a points giveaway? Didn't realize there was rules for this.
3. In fact as the FIRST poster to request points in that thread, it was me that set the bar.
4. I used to be pretty good at poker, now I am more miss than hit.
5. Anyway, good are bad, it's freaking nice to be on top of an SBR "List"

You would make the top of my list if the question/category was most likely to engage in a gentlemens game of hide the sausage in exchange for a point "bump"

**hockey216** · 03-17-13, 08:50 PM

Centaur mad because i stacked him 4 separate times in 15min. bought in stacked, re bought stacked, re bought stacked, re bought stacked. 15 mins.

**TheCentaur** · 03-17-13, 09:13 PM

updated

**Jimmy Proffett** · 03-17-13, 09:25 PM

Really? I'm going to be the first person to mention BigBlue? 22 posts deep?

**TheCentaur** · 03-17-13, 09:28 PM

Originally posted by Jimmy Proffett

Really? I'm going to be the first person to mention BigBlue? 22 posts deep?

He was on the original list until others were voted for. Very small sample of voting so far therefore the list is not very accurate

**High3rEl3m3nt** · 03-17-13, 09:47 PM

As soon as the list came out, I was contemplating making a case against bigblue being on it. I think you did the right thing by removing him from it. He's not a real villain, just a mentally disturbed guy who sounds like he's gone/going through a lot. Before Deem raped him, there were short periods where his decency reared itself..then he'd have a relapse and the whole table ribbed him, including me. I have felt guilty ever since I made fun of Blue and now I'm worried I might not get into heaven. SORRY BLUE, FORGIVE ME!!!!

**Wulfman14** · 03-17-13, 10:00 PM

ty for taking me off the list . geeez ask for a few too many points and im a villain.

**Wulfman14** · 03-17-13, 10:01 PM

centaur im not upset now but you should make a top 11 and put yourself on there.
and why not make a top 10 list of sbr poker , err lets call them superheroes as inverse to your villains list.

**TheCentaur** · 03-17-13, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by Wulfman14

centaur im not upset now but you should make a top 11 and put yourself on there.

I'm currently at 15, ur at 12. A list that long is beyond the scope of this thread

**Scrappy Do** · 03-17-13, 10:18 PM

Hell, add footballtime to this list. He talks down to every player as if they have no right to be on the table with him yet his ass is useless in tourney. Mind you, he will not say a word in tourney, yet in ring games he suddenly becomes a god. penetrate him. Total DBAG.

**Wulfman14** · 03-17-13, 10:21 PM

1.bennybignuts - curses you out in the foulest manner with gay overtones when he loses a hand
2.sweep - thinks he has so many followers that he is immune to being called out and can say any insult to any player at the table even after he has placed at the final table
3.centaur - cries when cards dont go his way, started about 10 different threads apologizing for his actions at the table, only to revert to doing the same shit over again. treasures his points like they are real dollar bills.
4.football time - thinks hes god cuz he has more then 5k in points and can play lose and bluff more, thus usually outplaying his player with a roll of say 200-300. calling everybody he beats "kid" and one of the most arrogant players at the tables. and will show you cards everytime he bluffs

**Scrappy Do** · 03-17-13, 10:38 PM

"4.football time - thinks hes god cuz he has more then 5k in points and can play lose and bluff more, thus usually outplaying his player with a roll of say 200-300. calling everybody he beats "kid" and one of the most arrogant players at the tables. and will show you cards everytime he bluffs"

This... and on top of it he knows your on a rollover, and yet continues to berate and demean you. If you beat him, he simply reloads twice power, and tells you you don't belong. This sirs, would get your ass wooped literally in the real world. This is not skill at all, in fact it is simply a dick move i refuse to play with. I for one would love to catch his ass on even terms. And yes punk, I am calling you out.

**Wulfman14** · 03-17-13, 11:04 PM

top 10 sbr superheroes list :
1.Beerdog - nicer guy there is none. have seen him get intolerable bad beats and all he says is lmao and gg. stakes all the broke in debt people whenever need be (like me) and will always just stay quiet and play cards. never wants to incite any drama or arguments and if he makes any insults its always directed towards him. will gift you points to get out of debt, enter a tourney or just wanna play pokahh and when asked about payback terms almost always says "dont worry about it"

2.BiteMeUsa Doj - not quiet at the table but intead strikes up interesting conversation (e.g 50 shades of grey). never insulting when he loses a hand. gives out pts for posts like they are candy, more than anyone on this list, and has a principle and honor system in place (like beerdog) but shows it in a more aggressive manner. also perhaps that is why he took down his squad leader

3.4uk4life - sometimes talks maybe too much at the tables but one of the most friendliest guys around. lets people in on his whole life. what he is eating, what his wife is doing, when he is taking a smoke, and talks sports to liven up the game. the worst thing he says after a bad beat is "damn." this guy became one of my best buds during the sbr poker sit and goes.

4.tatddy - one of the best poker players on the site, skill wise. always fun to chat with at the tables about sports, bets of the day, and never takes things too seriously on the forums (unlike me). has also given me golden advice numerous times when i was being pummeled on the forum.

5.daneblazer - very good poker player, solid and consistent. will always stake you or throw you points if he has them on him. friendly, doesnt talk too much at the tables but as with beerdog sometimes thats a good thing. very good asset to the forum and starts amazingly interesting, but not incendiary, threads (e.g todays thread about finding a mcdonalds commercial with no minority in it

)

6.RealMadrid - european, doesnt talk english fluently but good enough and very comical. doesnt give two shits about bad beats and will even help you with rollover if need be. gives out excellent soccer/hockey bets at the table if asked and with intriguing reasons on why to make the bet. apologizes when he rivers someone or just has a better hand

7.Azndoom - asian guy from australia, doesnt frequent sbr much anymore . always fun to play with, bluffs a lot and plays very aggresive, teases players at the table a lot but you know its all just fun poking. favorite line when he wins a pot is "asian stylz!"

8.TheGiant - annoyed me at first we met when i borrowed 20 pts from him and he kept asking for it sitting on over 8k. but getting to know the guy, solid poker player, talks moderately but when he does it is funny and intellectual. his presence is more aptly noted when at the tables with biteme or tatddy. willl give up time just to help you rollover points, if he doesnt bust you, and if you leave right after rollover just says "gg"

9.StikyMess - very modest poker player, humble, and doesnt talk much but if you engage him then we'll talk about all sorts of things, very good combination when 4uk4life is at the tables. never cries or insults when losing a hand, never brags when winning a hand.

10.SecretStash- doesn't frequent the tables much but when he does its always "whats up bud", "hows life bud", and tallks about and updates you on what is happening on the forum. things normal posters are clueless too. solid player as well and the few times he plays he usually does well. gave in to carseller (perhaps too much cuz that is just the type of guy he is) when everybody lost hope for him. lost many pts from stiffed loans but never advertises about it and still goes about lending and giving trust to people. another person of high moral integrity and principle. even if you are his friend , if he thinks you are not doing the right thing you WILL hear about it.

Honorable mention : these guys and gal are as deserving to be on the list but since it was a top 10 you know...
milwaukee mike, optional, jakepeavy, Shari, 5mike5, downsouth, arunsh, zam77, yisman

thanks guys for making sbr poker fun. even though im in a different time zone, if i see any of these guys at the tables at odd hours i sit down and play, even though i know there is above 70% chance im going to lose my pts to them.

**Scrappy Do** · 03-17-13, 11:21 PM

Originally posted by Wulfman14

top 10 sbr superheroes list :
1.Beerdog - nicer guy there is none. have seen him get intolerable bad beats and all he says is lmao and gg. stakes all the broke in debt people whenever need be (like me) and will always just stay quiet and play cards. never wants to incite any drama or arguments and if he makes any insults its always directed towards him. will gift you points to get out of debt, enter a tourney or just wanna play pokahh and when asked about payback terms almost always says "dont worry about it"

2.BiteMeUsa Doj - not quiet at the table but intead strikes up interesting conversation (e.g 50 shades of grey). never insulting when he loses a hand. gives out pts for posts like they are candy, more than anyone on this list, and has a principle and honor system in place (like beerdog) but shows it in a more aggressive manner. also perhaps that is why he took down his squad leader

3.4uk4life - sometimes talks maybe too much at the tables but one of the most friendliest guys around. lets people in on his whole life. what he is eating, what his wife is doing, when he is taking a smoke, and talks sports to liven up the game. the worst thing he says after a bad beat is "damn." this guy became one of my best buds during the sbr poker sit and goes.

4.tatddy - one of the best poker players on the site, skill wise. always fun to chat with at the tables about sports, bets of the day, and never takes things too seriously on the forums (unlike me). has also given me golden advice numerous times when i was being pummeled on the forum.

5.daneblazer - very good poker player, solid and consistent. will always stake you or throw you points if he has them on him. friendly, doesnt talk too much at the tables but as with beerdog sometimes thats a good thing. very good asset to the forum and starts amazingly interesting, but not incendiary, threads (e.g todays thread about finding a mcdonalds commercial with no minority in it

)

6.RealMadrid - european, doesnt talk english fluently but good enough and very comical. doesnt give two shits about bad beats and will even help you with rollover if need be. gives out excellent soccer/hockey bets at the table if asked and with intriguing reasons on why to make the bet. apologizes when he rivers someone or just has a better hand

7.Azndoom - asian guy from australia, doesnt frequent sbr much anymore . always fun to play with, bluffs a lot and plays very aggresive, teases players at the table a lot but you know its all just fun poking. favorite line when he wins a pot is "asian stylz!"

8.TheGiant - annoyed me at first we met when i borrowed 20 pts from him and he kept asking for it sitting on over 8k. but getting to know the guy, solid poker player, talks moderately but when he does it is funny and intellectual. his presence is more aptly noted when at the tables with biteme or tatddy. willl give up time just to help you rollover points, if he doesnt bust you, and if you leave right after rollover just says "gg"

9.StikyMess - very modest poker player, humble, and doesnt talk much but if you engage him then we'll talk about all sorts of things, very good combination when 4uk4life is at the tables. never cries or insults when losing a hand, never brags when winning a hand.

10.SecretStash- doesn't frequent the tables much but when he does its always "whats up bud", "hows life bud", and tallks about and updates you on what is happening on the forum. things normal posters are clueless too. solid player as well and the few times he plays he usually does well. gave in to carseller (perhaps too much cuz that is just the type of guy he is) when everybody lost hope for him. lost many pts from stiffed loans but never advertises about it and still goes about lending and giving trust to people. another person of high moral integrity and principle. even if you are his friend , if he thinks you are not doing the right thing you WILL hear about it.

Honorable mention : these guys and gal are as deserving to be on the list but since it was a top 10 you know...
milwaukee mike, optional, Shari, 5mike5, downsouth, arunsh, zam77, yisman

thanks guys for making sbr poker fun. even though im in a different time zone, if i see any of these guys at the tables at odd hours i sit down and play, even though i know there is above 70% chance im going to lose my pts to them.

Thats a totally different thread man. make that....

**TheCentaur** · 03-17-13, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by Scrappy Do

Thats a totally different thread man. make that....

Good news is boring

**TheCentaur** · 03-17-13, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by bet_that_all

Hey dicktaurus, are you still crying???

you are really little bitch

Interesting that a phallis that you hold in your hand is the chosen avatar of this poster