12 days of SBR Poker Christmas

[RudyRuetigger]

Came up with it quick. I am sure we can fit better ones in.



1.A doomswitch that will fukk me over

2. Seat changers

3. Dumb suckouts

4. Calling stations

5. Rigged games

6. Bubble-stallers

7. Fish a fishing

8. Nits a nitting

9. Donkeys spewing

10. Ratholes leaving

11. Rivers screwing [me]

12. Shortstacks pushing

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

12 days of SBR Poker Christmas

12 suckouts sucking

11 mikejamms bitching

10 SEAWEEDS -a- losing

9 Gummos botting

8 4uks -a- eating

7 The Giants -a- swishing

6 PO's -a- scamming

5 who the fuk IS bigblue?

4 deadphish points

3 stash busts

2 titty folds

And an eberetta classic min cash

[PaperTrail07]

1-12....slowrolling the nuts

[downsouth]

On the ?th day of Christmas SBR poker gave to me,

12- Rudys rUnning
11- Mikejams Moaning
10- Augustus felted
9- Yisman Stations
8- Borednazs Bitching
7- Tatddys trying
6- Beerdogs Blowin
5- Centaurs Rannnttiing
4- Krashmans Sitting
3- Milwaukees checking
2- Gummos Botting
1- And an SBR Lou to Rig it all (I guess could use SBR crew instead of Lou but oh well)

[PaperTrail07]

LOL...good stuff DS

[GUMMO77]

On the ?th day of Christmas SBR poker gave to me,

12- Rudys rUnning
11- Mikejams Moaning
10- Augustus felted
9- Yisman Stations
8- Borednazs Bitching
7- Tatddys trying
6- Beerdogs Blowin
5- Centaurs Rannnttiing
4- Krashmans Sitting
3- Milwaukees checking
2- Gummos Botting
1- And an SBR Lou to Rig it all (I guess could use SBR crew instead of Lou but oh well)

Beautiful, man!

[Conan]

[thetrinity]

days 1-12 mikejamm complaining its rigged and sbr hates liberals

[daneblazer]

12 hit and runners

11 chip buy in

10 players tabling

9 flush cards hittin

8 minute auto-boot

7 cashes worth gettin

6's runner runnering

5 Mikejam threads

4 months of daily tournys

3 players signed up in the High Roller

2 many bots

and a Lou playing poker as Big Blue

[mikejamm]

days 1-12 mikejamm complaining its rigged and sbr hates liberals

That's the best you could come up with asshole? You are one dumb fuk'in right wing stupid douche bag! You've never had a fuk'in original thought in your life have you? Now go put opie's cok back in your mouth and run along moron!

[mikejamm]

"On the 12 days of Christmas, SBR poker gave to me..."

12 shitty orbits
11 losing tourneys
10 off suit hole cards
9 bluffing callers
8 major suckouts
7 ghost players
6 newbies winning
5 bitch threads started by meeeee!
4 busted straights
3 blinds left
2 drawing dead
....and a river card that always fuk's me!

[thetrinity]

That's the best you could come up with asshole? You are one dumb fuk'in right wing stupid douche bag! You've never had a fuk'in original thought in your life have you? Now go put opie's cok back in your mouth and run along moron!

not a right wing stupid douchebag, actually could care less about politics, care about things i can actually control. thanks though.