mikejamm can only blame himself for his poker failures

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 12-12-12, 10:59 AM

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-12-12, 11:02 AM

his tears could really help the drought in California

**thetrinity** · 12-12-12, 11:06 AM

guy made at least 3 awful plays that i saw and i only watched for about 15 minutes really.

**thetrinity** · 12-12-12, 11:09 AM

im sure hes gona find some way to blame sbr for folding his big blind of 1200 to a raise when he only had 500 behind him.

**Jrod124** · 12-12-12, 03:45 PM

guys horrible, him and my cousin should get a room all the bitching they do at the poker table

**thetrinity** · 12-12-12, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by Jrod124

guys horrible, him and my cousin should get a room all the bitching they do at the poker table

funny worst players always bitch the most

**GUMMO77** · 12-12-12, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by thetrinity

guy made at least 3 awful plays that i saw and i only watched for about 15 minutes really.

Record pace

**The Giant** · 12-12-12, 07:14 PM

Details, please.

I refuse to believe Mikejamm didn't make the right play at the right time in each and every situation.

**Enkhbat** · 12-12-12, 10:49 PM

Details, please.

I refuse to believe Mikejamm thinks SBR Poker is rigged.

**downsouth** · 12-12-12, 10:59 PM

I am sure when he responds it will be a well written, thoughtful posts minus profanity or anything else of a derogatory nature

**thetrinity** · 12-12-12, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

Details, please.

I refuse to believe Mikejamm didn't make the right play at the right time in each and every situation.

im sure itll be the tv table on espn

**mikejamm** · 12-14-12, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by thetrinity

many who saw last night can confirm this

No bones about it, I was simply card dead asshole! Why should I shove my last big blind in there with some off suited shit! I took a gamble that my last small blind might be better hole cards and they were, just not good enough. Unlike you tranny, I think before I act, of course you being a feeble minded big mouth asshole, you're unable to comprehend any real degree of intelligence in a think'in mans game. Now run along and go pull your next cok train, trannyboy.

**thetrinity** · 12-14-12, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by mikejamm

No bones about it, I was simply card dead asshole! Why should I shove my last big blind in there with some off suited shit! I took a gamble that my last small blind might be better hole cards and they were, just not good enough. Unlike you tranny, I think before I act, of course you being a feeble minded big mouth asshole, you're unable to comprehend any real degree of intelligence in a think'in mans game. Now run along and go pull your next cok train, trannyboy.

cuz u dont have a clue about pot odds or how to play poker. ur not shoving it in anyways, youre calling it off. was also a great open limp on the button with 400 800 bilnds and 3k in your stack, will have to add that to my arsenal.

**andyjc712** · 12-14-12, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by thetrinity

cuz u dont have a clue about pot odds or how to play poker. ur not shoving it in anyways, youre calling it off. was also a great open limp on the button with 400 800 bilnds and 3k in your stack, will have to add that to my arsenal.

Not to mention he could have got in there heads up. Its an easy call with any two cards you have

**thetrinity** · 12-14-12, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by andyjc712

Not to mention he could have got in there heads up. Its an easy call with any two cards you have

exactly, he was priced in with any 2, about 500 to win around 3k give or take and he folds

when he was gona be all in in the small blind the next hand. no wonder i bet against him to advance laying almost -400.

then instead of shoving on the button or folding a few levels earlier when he only had 3k and trying to steal a pot of around 1500 with antes, the clown decides limping is better and lets the big blind in free and small blind in cheap and loses that hand. there was another grotesque error he made that alludes my memory at this point.

**mikejamm** · 12-14-12, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by thetrinity

cuz u dont have a clue about pot odds or how to play poker. ur not shoving it in anyways, youre calling it off. was also a great open limp on the button with 400 800 bilnds and 3k in your stack, will have to add that to my arsenal.

Add this to you arsenal assmunch,

You're so use to playing sbr donk poker you don't have a fuk'in clue about tournament survival. I understand pot odds perfectly. I limp to set up assholes like you, yep I could've easily shoved, but with no good cards and larger stacks against me, it's a dumbass move someone like you would make. Funny how I always seem to cash at my local casino tourneys, I could give a rats ass about a bullshit online poker client. Come play on a live table cok mouth and well see how much balls you have.

**thetrinity** · 12-14-12, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Add this to you arsenal assmunch,

You're so use to playing sbr donk poker you don't have a fuk'in clue about tournament survival. I understand pot odds perfectly. I limp to set up assholes like you, yep I could've easily shoved, but with no good cards and larger stacks against me, it's a dumbass move someone like you would make. Funny how I always seem to cash at my local casino tourneys, I could give a rats ass about a bullshit online poker client. Come play on a live table cok mouth and well see how much balls you have.

ive posted many times about my real money exploits, ur the sucker buddy everyone knows it except u

**mikejamm** · 12-14-12, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by thetrinity

ive posted many times about my real money exploits, ur the sucker buddy everyone knows it except u

Yeah whatever asshole, Sure is interesting how you like to keep trolling me and my playing style, again, I could really give a fuk about your dip shit opinion tranny boy. Last week I final tabled on 3 consecutive days and hit 3rd in the Sunday tourney, so fuk off! Your "real money exploits" really mean you probably take it up the ass behind the casino.

**RudyRuetigger** · 12-14-12, 11:58 AM

i was watching, but i forget..was that the bubble for the qualifier?

if it was the bubble to advance, i wonder how many chips you would need to fold with a bad hand with those unreal odds. remember, the big blind was all in next hand as well.

**yisman** · 12-14-12, 12:02 PM

Originally posted by thetrinity

im sure itll be the tv table on espn

ESPN televises SBR Poker?

**mikejamm** · 12-14-12, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

i was watching, but i forget..was that the bubble for the qualifier?

if it was the bubble to advance, i wonder how many chips you would need to fold with a bad hand with those unreal odds. remember, the big blind was all in next hand as well.

It was top 10 advance Rudy, I finished 12th. Me, Opti, and Koldazzice were pretty even in chips. Opti caught a good hand at his table and went up by a couple of blinds and Kold was already up a bit more than me too, because these slow playing assholes were time banking every hand. Just goes to show you how bullshit fuk heads play in an online tourney. No real balls at all. I went with the best strategy available to me in a short stack situation. Kold finished 11th and Opti got in. I catch a good card and big mouth assholes like poshit69 and trinity the tranny would be eat'in fuk'in crow! Cards fuk'in sucked after I got reseated, thats all, no big deal. Good luck in the Championship man!

**thetrinity** · 12-14-12, 04:36 PM

it wasnt the bubble rudy he was 12th outta 12. he had to call with any 2 in that spot no chance of folding into 10th.

of course he put himself in that position by open limping like a complete fool on the button with 3k chips with 400 800 blinds

**thetrinity** · 12-14-12, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by yisman

ESPN televises SBR Poker?

they just might if they see some of the characters that play here

**thetrinity** · 12-14-12, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

It was top 10 advance Rudy, I finished 12th. Me, Opti, and Koldazzice were pretty even in chips. Opti caught a good hand at his table and went up by a couple of blinds and Kold was already up a bit more than me too, because these slow playing assholes were time banking every hand. Just goes to show you how bullshit fuk heads play in an online tourney. No real balls at all. I went with the best strategy available to me in a short stack situation. Kold finished 11th and Opti got in. I catch a good card and big mouth assholes like poshit69 and trinity the tranny would be eat'in fuk'in crow! Cards fuk'in sucked after I got reseated, thats all, no big deal. Good luck in the Championship man!

so you want to penalize them for playing the proper way

**Triple_D_Bet** · 12-14-12, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

It was top 10 advance Rudy, I finished 12th. Me, Opti, and Koldazzice were pretty even in chips. Opti caught a good hand at his table and went up by a couple of blinds and Kold was already up a bit more than me too, because these slow playing assholes were time banking every hand. Just goes to show you how bullshit fuk heads play in an online tourney. No real balls at all. I went with the best strategy available to me in a short stack situation. Kold finished 11th and Opti got in. I catch a good card and big mouth assholes like poshit69 and trinity the tranny would be eat'in fuk'in crow! Cards fuk'in sucked after I got reseated, thats all, no big deal. Good luck in the Championship man!

I'm with Rudy that we need hand-for-hand play to minimize the time banking (although you'll probvably still get people like ant stalling when they're in the top 10 .

) That being said, it had no effect on your play, and make no mistake about it: your play was awful by any definition. But I thank you for your terrible folding and letting me coast to the final risk-free!

**thetrinity** · 12-14-12, 06:20 PM

obviously hand for hand play should be instituted but since it wasnt....

**borednaz** · 12-14-12, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by thetrinity

cuz u dont have a clue about pot odds or how to play poker. ur not shoving it in anyways, youre calling it off. was also a great open limp on the button with 400 800 bilnds and 3k in your stack, will have to add that to my arsenal.

Not one single player here plays a correct tournament game. Take a look as you get to close to the bubble, 95% of the field will have less than 10BB yet people still 3x to see a flop.

. If your going to call people out on in correct play you have to call out everyone here.

**Triple_D_Bet** · 12-14-12, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by borednaz

Not one single player here plays a correct tournament game. Take a look as you get to close to the bubble, 95% of the field will have less than 10BB yet people still 3x to see a flop.

. If your going to call people out on in correct play you have to call out everyone here.

Disagree, there are a good number of people who play a fundamentally sound tourny game...and among the ones who don't, some mistakes are monumetally worse than others, lol.

**mikejamm** · 12-15-12, 12:10 AM

Originally posted by thetrinity

so you want to penalize them for playing the proper way

You're a fuk'in troll dude, the proper way? The fuk'in pussy ass way it what it was! You rail bird like an asshole at the table cause you got a bet against me. Real fuk'in character pal. You're the biggest asshole at sbr, Congrats!

**mikejamm** · 12-15-12, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by borednaz

Not one single player here plays a correct tournament game. Take a look as you get to close to the bubble, 95% of the field will have less than 10BB yet people still 3x to see a flop.

. If your going to call people out on in correct play you have to call out everyone here.

Exactly Naz, these assholes thing they're playing a good game by time banking and taking coaching from fuk'in rail birds! It's a fuk'in joke, real class these jackasses!

**mikejamm** · 12-15-12, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

I'm with Rudy that we need hand-for-hand play to minimize the time banking (although you'll probvably still get people like ant stalling when they're in the top 10 .

) That being said, it had no effect on your play, and make no mistake about it: your play was awful by any definition. But I thank you for your terrible folding and letting me coast to the final risk-free!

No you took coaching from dick head trinity tranny boy, bullied the fuk'in table and time banked every hand, so stfu up about my play. Real class there man, see how well that shit would work at a live table! I played the best cards, unlike you fuk'in donks. Nobody let you coast shit, you all played a shitty time game and listen to asshole rail birds instead of playing with real class. Eat shit in the final, hope you fuk'in lose and you suck!

**Triple_D_Bet** · 12-15-12, 01:05 AM

Originally posted by mikejamm

No you took coaching from dick head trinity tranny boy, bullied the fuk'in table and time banked every hand, so stfu up about my play. Real class there man, see how well that shit would work at a live table! I played the best cards, unlike you fuk'in donks. Nobody let you coast shit, you all played a shitty time game and listen to asshole rail birds instead of playing with real class. Eat shit in the final, hope you fuk'in lose and you suck!

Thankfully I dont need coaching from trinity; if he offers it at a reasonable price though you might want to take him up on it. I talk just as much crap at live tables and have yet to be beaten up by anyone who blames their bad outcomes on the game being rigged. I dont stall for time, not my style. You only playing the best cards was exactly what let me coast, but I don't really expect you to understand that, so no worries. Best of luck to you tomorrow as well...as for me sucking, I'm sure you'll excuse me if I'm hesitant to agree considering the source :rofl:

**daneblazer** · 12-15-12, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by borednaz

Not one single player here plays a correct tournament game. Take a look as you get to close to the bubble, 95% of the field will have less than 10BB yet people still 3x to see a flop.

. If your going to call people out on in correct play you have to call out everyone here.

Agree to a certain extent. Everyone has leaks, but believe it or not, there are some good players here. The field is pretty green so it's rarely necessary to go beyond level 1/ABC poker here. Combine that with the turbo format and you'll see some weird plays.

**sourtwist** · 04-20-18, 12:41 AM

Originally posted by downsouth

I am sure when he responds it will be a well written, thoughtful posts minus profanity or anything else of a derogatory nature

I see this guy mikejamm has been a productive member here for years.