Inveistigative Report: Is SBR Poker stealing your chips?

**nosniboR11** · 12-05-12, 07:46 PM

shame on you sbr

**nosniboR11** · 12-05-12, 07:47 PM

oh sweet look at my badge jojo is balling

now I am going to have to post a lot just to see her face

**DudleyDawson** · 12-05-12, 07:49 PM

who gives a fukk? it's poker for points

**yisman** · 12-05-12, 07:50 PM

Yes, it always rounds down. It's like some books. Rebatewager, one vice, etc.

**JohnGalt2341** · 12-05-12, 08:28 PM

Dateline, 20/20, and 60 Minutes are all going to dedicate an entire hour to this SBR Poker investigation on their next show.

**BeerDog99** · 12-05-12, 09:14 PM

Rigged!

**yisman** · 12-05-12, 09:16 PM

I'm hearing reports that biteme/Lou is skimming these fractions of a point to boost his daily poker winnings so he can accumulate more badges.

**ttwarrior1** · 12-05-12, 09:23 PM

weird betting = weird people?

**HauntingTheHoly** · 12-05-12, 09:28 PM

Originally posted by yisman

I'm hearing reports that biteme/Lou is skimming these fractions of a point to boost his daily poker winnings so he can accumulate more badges.

The Superman 3 virus on SBR Poker! I believe it. We're being SWINDLED.

**daneblazer** · 12-05-12, 10:49 PM

There was some taco bell employee years ago who skimmed a penny from every transaction and eventually stole tens of thousands of dollars from the company. Maybe this is a scheme Lou devised. It's no wonder he has so many points.

**JohnGalt2341** · 12-05-12, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

There was some taco bell employee years ago who skimmed a penny from every transaction and eventually stole tens of thousands of dollars from the company. Maybe this is a scheme Lou devised. It's no wonder he has so many points.

They tried something similar in the movie Office Space. Of course... they accidentally skimmed too much too fast.

**Mikail** · 12-06-12, 12:00 AM

of course it rounds down.

**daimoshokage** · 12-06-12, 12:10 AM

An investigator who can't spell..

**buyacka1** · 12-06-12, 08:09 PM

inspector klusso

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 12-07-12, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by daneblazer

It's been brought to my attention that SBR rounds your poker points down upon logging off... useful information when playing against players who bet weird amounts like BiteMeUSdoj, Rudy, and Beerdog. Doesn't seem like a lot, but if you lose half a point every time you log out, and you log out 5 times a day, SBR has swindled you out of a pizza in the span of about two months.

*sigh*... might as well come clean being you're on to us:

We bet these weird amounts precisely for the reason you indicated; it helps Walker's bottom line TREMENDOUSLY via what's known in internal memos as "pizza saves".

There's even talk of a super cool new badge of JoJo rimming Mariano Rivera for whomever saves the most!

Additionally, for every pizza saved you get to move up one spot on The Top 50 leaderboard.

Obviously, Beerdog has been playing a helluva lot w/4uk lately and doesn't have the heart to screw him outta his beloved pizzas......

Originally posted by yisman

I'm hearing reports that biteme/Lou is skimming these fractions of a point to boost his daily poker winnings so he can accumulate more badges.

... and I'm hellbent on getting that JoJo/Rivera one.

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

weird betting = weird people?

Uh... no.

weird arab checks = weird people

**GUMMO77** · 12-07-12, 12:41 AM

Sweet baby Jezus, I probably could have had a 5 meat Papa Johns pizza with those points.

**BeerDog99** · 12-07-12, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Sweet baby Jezus, I probably could have had a 5 meat Papa Johns pizza with those points.

No pizza for us Canadians....

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 12-07-12, 12:49 AM

Originally posted by BeerDog99

No pizza for us Canadians....

Aha! Now it all becomes so clear....

You're easy on 4uk with the weird betting and then he vacuum packs that Domino artisan and you have it in like 3 days.

Diabolically effective!

**GUMMO77** · 12-07-12, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Aha! Now it all becomes so clear....

You're easy on 4uk with the weird betting and then he vacuum packs that Domino artisan and you have it in like 3 days.

Diabolically effective!

**BeerDog99** · 12-07-12, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

weird betting = weird people?

**thetrinity** · 12-07-12, 10:09 AM

i noticed this 2, to keep it on the up and up sbr should really give you whatever u have down to the penny.