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  • TheCentaur
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-28-11
    • 8108

    #1
    Will Natalie Rydstrom be at the bash? I need to talk with her...
    If so I would like to sign up if it's not too late. She seems very informed and I have some important questions.


    That's a nice library Justin


  • TheCentaur
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-28-11
    • 8108

    #2
    Come on I need some answers
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    • SBR Natalie
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 03-19-12
      • 885

      #3
      Originally posted by TheCentaur
      Come on I need some answers
      Hi Centaur, unfortunately I wont . .someones got to be here, man the forte and report on all the top stories in the gaming world! If you are going, have a great time . . . i hear it's going to be fantastic! x
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      • Chi_archie
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-22-08
        • 63165

        #4
        Hi natalie
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        • TheCentaur
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 06-28-11
          • 8108

          #5
          Originally posted by Chi_archie
          Hi natalie
          Back off
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          • BIGDAY
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 02-17-10
            • 48245

            #6
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            • paco
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 05-07-09
              • 62873

              #7
              Natalie is a hottie.
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              • TheCentaur
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-28-11
                • 8108

                #8
                Originally posted by paco
                Natalie is a hottie.
                I said back off

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                • mathdotcom
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-24-08
                  • 11689

                  #9
                  Hi Natalie

                  I am a big time sportsbettor and known worldwide

                  I am 2.5 inches hung if that matters. I hope my size will not be an issue with you because it is how you work it anyway.

                  Let me know and if you want we can talk on phone and maybe meet. I am willing to travel. I have a 73 Plymouth

                  Thanks for responding
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                  • CarpeDime
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-01-09
                    • 7873

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mathdotcom
                    Hi Natalie

                    I am a big time sportsbettor and known worldwide

                    I am 2.5 inches hung if that matters. I hope my size will not be an issue with you because it is how you work it anyway.

                    Let me know and if you want we can talk on phone and maybe meet. I am willing to travel. I have a 73 Plymouth

                    Thanks for responding
                    natalie say no to mathy

                    big time sports better yes but does not know how to work cok and have heard bigger then 2.5 but just says 2.5 to deflect attention away from real problem which is does NOT know how to work cok classic properganda misdirection

                    also is as*hole, basically a fukface, takes out frustrations with women by birating other posters and -ev sports betters and if you have friends who work sh*tty jobs he will insult them and make them feel ever more like sh*t then they already do

                    i mean yeah maybe hes right but if your a fukin looser working a sh*tty 9-to-5 u do not want some cokfuk with no game with the ladies taking shots at you and yes natalie he will do this to your friends probably not the chick ones but will probably be thinking it anyway

                    also has sad-sack body, no abs no pecs sunk in chest skinny nothing legs really not much at all you will not feel "protected" cuddling in his arms in bed you will feel like you are hooking up with an 8th grader mathy does not have big strong man arms he has little 8th grader noodle arms
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                    • SBR Lou
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 08-02-07
                      • 37863

                      #11
                      I understand that she's considering attending discreetly, but plans to be flanked by security guards. I believe Sam9ball has more information pertaining to this. I also heard that she would be flying in first-class along with SBR Jonelyn, while the rest of the staff sit miserably in coach.
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                      • mathdotcom
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-24-08
                        • 11689

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CarpeDime
                        natalie say no to mathy

                        big time sports better yes but does not know how to work cok and have heard bigger then 2.5 but just says 2.5 to deflect attention away from real problem which is does NOT know how to work cok classic properganda misdirection

                        also is as*hole, basically a fukface, takes out frustrations with women by birating other posters and -ev sports betters and if you have friends who work sh*tty jobs he will insult them and make them feel ever more like sh*t then they already do

                        i mean yeah maybe hes right but if your a fukin looser working a sh*tty 9-to-5 u do not want some cokfuk with no game with the ladies taking shots at you and yes natalie he will do this to your friends probably not the chick ones but will probably be thinking it anyway

                        also has sad-sack body, no abs no pecs sunk in chest skinny nothing legs really not much at all you will not feel "protected" cuddling in his arms in bed you will feel like you are hooking up with an 8th grader mathy does not have big strong man arms he has little 8th grader noodle arms


                        Most women would kill to be on my arm because it is a status symbol and I love to fukk on beds full of cash and rubies.
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                        • SBR Natalie
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 03-19-12
                          • 885

                          #13
                          errrrrm, i'm not entirely sure what to say . . .thanks everyone for your kind and 'colourful words, especially to you Mathy . . .not really sure what to say but rather just blush

                          Anyways, I hope you all have a wonderful time and do send me pictures of the bash when you guys are back! I'll be there in spirit xx
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                          • TheCentaur
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 06-28-11
                            • 8108

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SBR Natalie
                            errrrrm, i'm not entirely sure what to say . . .thanks everyone for your kind and 'colourful words, especially to you Mathy . . .not really sure what to say but rather just blush

                            Anyways, I hope you all have a wonderful time and do send me pictures of the bash when you guys are back! I'll be there in spirit xx
                            I'll fly you out there first class but you have to wear this:



                            We'll be sitting up there drinking champagne discussing the latest in online sportsbook news while the coachers have to deal with carpedime's b.o. and mathdotcom waving around his 8th grade noodle arms in a drunken rant about his 2.5" pecker. It's a win win hun
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                            • Smoke
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 10-09-09
                              • 48111

                              #15
                              Natalie I love you

                              Natalie have my babies

                              Natalie thanks
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                              • hawley
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-10-10
                                • 14270

                                #16
                                Where did my comment go crazy lou?

                                Did it make you a bit mad?
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                                • hawley
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-10-10
                                  • 14270

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by mathdotcom


                                  Most women would kill to be on my arm because it is a status symbol and I love to fukk on beds full of cash and rubies.
                                  So it's fine to use this word but if spelt correctly and subsequently replaced with **** it is worth an infraction?

                                  Or was it the thought of me ******** all over your chair that made you wild?
                                  Last edited by SBRforum Staff; 07-30-12, 05:36 PM. Reason: removed profane language
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                                  • mathdotcom
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-24-08
                                    • 11689

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SBR Natalie
                                    errrrrm, i'm not entirely sure what to say . . .thanks everyone for your kind and 'colourful words, especially to you Mathy . . .not really sure what to say but rather just blush

                                    Anyways, I hope you all have a wonderful time and do send me pictures of the bash when you guys are back! I'll be there in spirit xx
                                    Natalie, I want you to become part of my life and my daily routine

                                    5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .

                                    5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies

                                    6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your rooster grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.

                                    7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils

                                    7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.

                                    8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.

                                    8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
                                    The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.

                                    8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts

                                    9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.

                                    10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
                                    Make a few posts

                                    10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.

                                    11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts

                                    12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition

                                    1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them

                                    1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts

                                    1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.

                                    1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts

                                    2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.

                                    4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts

                                    5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.

                                    5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts

                                    6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
                                    Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.

                                    7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post

                                    7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays

                                    8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.

                                    8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes

                                    9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.

                                    10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack

                                    11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post

                                    12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors

                                    1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.

                                    2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.

                                    3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed

                                    Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.
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                                    • Inkwell77
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 02-03-11
                                      • 3227

                                      #19
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                                      • TheCentaur
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 06-28-11
                                        • 8108

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                        Natalie, I want you to become part of my life and my daily routine

                                        5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .

                                        5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies

                                        6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your rooster grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.

                                        7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils

                                        7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.

                                        8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.

                                        8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
                                        The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.

                                        8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts

                                        9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.

                                        10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
                                        Make a few posts

                                        10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.

                                        11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts

                                        12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition

                                        1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them

                                        1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts

                                        1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.

                                        1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts

                                        2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.

                                        4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts

                                        5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.

                                        5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts

                                        6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
                                        Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.

                                        7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post

                                        7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays

                                        8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.

                                        8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes

                                        9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.

                                        10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack

                                        11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post

                                        12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors

                                        1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.

                                        2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.

                                        3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed

                                        Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.
                                        I'm not even going to read all that shit because you need to start your own thread.

                                        Natalie ur amazing. Ur apparently Scandinavian but have an English accent and live in COsta Rica? That's 2 mistresses I already wouldn't need to have if we were together.

                                        Seriously though we're really nice guys on here just messin around with you, don't be offended or scared or anything. Except for that Methdotcom guy I sense an underlying sickness in his posts.
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                                        • RyanLeafOfBets
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 01-03-10
                                          • 8164

                                          #21
                                          Natalie has some cute doggies... and I do mean doggies! She's a sight for sore eyes herself.
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                                          • CarpeDime
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 09-01-09
                                            • 7873

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by TheCentaur

                                            Seriously though we're really nice guys on here just messin around with you, don't be offended or scared or anything. Except for that Methdotcom guy I sense an underlying sickness in his posts.
                                            centaur we need to collectively protect natalie from mathy
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                                            • SBR Natalie
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 03-19-12
                                              • 885

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by RyanLeafOfBets
                                              Natalie has some cute doggies... and I do mean doggies! She's a sight for sore eyes herself.
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                                              I dooooo have doggies and I love them to bits! They're all rescue and the best ever!!! I'm a real animal lover . .as you can see x
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                                              • RyanLeafOfBets
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 01-03-10
                                                • 8164

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SBR Natalie
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                                                I dooooo have doggies and I love them to bits! They're all rescue and the best ever!!! I'm a real animal lover . .as you can see x
                                                I have a rescue puppy.

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                                                • SBR Natalie
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 03-19-12
                                                  • 885

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by RyanLeafOfBets
                                                  I have a rescue puppy.

                                                  [ATTACH]45260[/ATTACH]
                                                  What a cutie!!! x
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                                                  • Roxxyfish
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-26-09
                                                    • 12066

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by paco
                                                    Natalie is a hottie.
                                                    Justin7 is a hottie too
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                                                    • ProfaneReality
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 04-14-09
                                                      • 7607

                                                      #27
                                                      that library background is fake as hell
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                                                      • TheCentaur
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 06-28-11
                                                        • 8108

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by ProfaneReality
                                                        that library background is fake as hell
                                                        So is the outfit, he puts a suit on but we can tell he's still just a banged up degenerate like the rest of us
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                                                        • CanuckG
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 12-23-10
                                                          • 21978

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Roxxyfish
                                                          Justin7 is a hottie too
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                                                          • CarpeDime
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 09-01-09
                                                            • 7873

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by ProfaneReality
                                                            that library background is fake as hell
                                                            no its not! those are his LAW BOOKS ok pal? faner do you know what a book is?????

                                                            justin has actually READ all those books which is how all the legal wisdom from the ages, going all the way back to the 1200s, going all the way back from when the Greeks first made there first discoveries about justice and honor and laws, going all the way back to the Laws of Cicero and Homer and the Laws governing the Natural Rights of Man and the Inherent Wealth of Nations, all of that legal wisdom is CONTAINED in those books and Justin has read them!

                                                            THOSE ARE LAW BOOKS YOU FUK!
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                                                            • QuantumLeap
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 08-22-08
                                                              • 6878

                                                              #31
                                                              That's a really nice intro on the video. Looks like someone paid some good money to go to a decent video production school.
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                                                              • SBR Natalie
                                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                                • 03-19-12
                                                                • 885

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by QuantumLeap
                                                                That's a really nice intro on the video. Looks like someone paid some good money to go to a decent video production school.
                                                                we are lucky to have a great team of video editors who do an amazing job here! x
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                                                                • Smoke
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 10-09-09
                                                                  • 48111

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Natty are you single?

                                                                  Natty are your dogs for sale?
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                                                                  • mathdotcom
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 03-24-08
                                                                    • 11689

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Natalie rate my looks on a scale of 1-10

                                                                    - mathy
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                                                                    • SBR Natalie
                                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                                      • 03-19-12
                                                                      • 885

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Smoke
                                                                      Natty are you single?

                                                                      Natty are your dogs for sale?
                                                                      Nooooooo, my dogs aren't for sale :-(
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