Did you guys know I was an assistant coach @ Iowa?

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  • Mr. Jones
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 09-02-05
    • 942

    #36
    Originally posted by TobiasFunke
    Jesus christ Fishhead, how many ghosts have you created over the years? How do you remember all the passwords?
    Mr. Funke look at my avatar. Do I look like a ghost to you? Next thing you know I'll be accused of living in a cornfield in Iowa.
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    • Fishhead
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 08-11-05
      • 40179

      #37
      Originally posted by Mr. Jones
      Fishhead knows his stuff. Boys listen and learn. I'm being serious here. I only wish all of you could spend a few months or years at watering holes and sporting events with our boy as I have had the priviledge to do.

      The man is a genius. However he is grossly unconventional, unusual, and unorthodox in his approach to sports, gambling and winning in the game of life. He can go over the edge at any point in a given evening, morning or afternoon and is the epitome of a loose cannon. And of course he must be securely tethered as his beer count goes up. As such, he can quite accurately be described as THE GONZO GURU OF GAMBLING.



      Hope all is well MR JONES............and the MRS.
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      • Fishhead
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 08-11-05
        • 40179

        #38
        By the way, wish everyone had the oppurtunity to meet MR. JONES..............

        Truly one of the most legendary posters to ever hit these forums..........one of the most entertaining posters in real life you will ever meet, and perhaps this forums greatest athlete.
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        • EmpireMaker
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-18-09
          • 15572

          #39
          Originally posted by pavyracer
          You were the water boy Fishhead.
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          • Fishhead
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 08-11-05
            • 40179

            #40
            Originally posted by pavyracer
            You were the water boy Fishhead.

            Basically, but a highly glorified one..............
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            • yisman
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-01-08
              • 75682

              #41
              Originally posted by Fishhead
              I was, early 80's..........undergrad assistant.

              Bobby Stoops was the starting strong saftey
              Mike Stoops was also in the secondary
              Kurt Ferentz was the strength coach
              Barry Alvarez was the defensive coordinator
              Bill Snyder was the offensive coordinator
              Hayden Fry was head coach

              There are many more coaches and players that many of you would recognize.

              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
              [/quote]

              [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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              • mcbaseball10
                SBR MVP
                • 02-11-09
                • 2866

                #42
                It's what his closest friends call him Yisser. I'm sure there is a story behind the name change.
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                • purecarnagge
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-05-07
                  • 4843

                  #43
                  Originally posted by Fishhead
                  Basically, but a highly glorified one..............

                  Dude your just a lying poser. Exposed. Trying to take credit for shit you didn't earn or say. Your just another SBR Fraud.
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                  • SlickFazzer
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-22-08
                    • 20209

                    #44
                    Fishhead is one of the best +EV bettors this industry has ever seen.
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                    • Dirty Sanchez
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-01-10
                      • 16031

                      #45
                      Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                      im a 350 pound semi pro tennis player so anything is possible
                      What a sight that must be....if bullshitting was against the law, there would alot of people on this site doing time
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                      • pavyracer
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-12-07
                        • 82577

                        #46
                        Well he beat the slots for $500,000, he bought a $330,000 farm with cash and won a $2.5 million bet on a -1400 ML. Why would he lie about being a coach of Iowa football team? It's not like someone can call the school or google it.
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