10 Points For Anyone That Can Tell Me Where To Get A Skin Tight Tebow Face

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    10 Points For Anyone That Can Tell Me Where To Get A Skin Tight Tebow Face
    I mean where I look just like Timmy face wise whereas I have to peel the mask off my fukkin face
  • Br0nxer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-25-11
    • 13665

    #2
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    • Sam Odom
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-30-05
      • 58063

      #3
      Trying to get laid ?
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      • King Mayan
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-22-10
        • 21326

        #4
        Why do you need it??

        Sexual fantasies?
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        • Dad
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-26-08
          • 23245

          #5
          Goldy, All you need is this jersey:



          And these under eye patch things:



          Nobody would ever knows it's you.

          Why are you trying to do this anyway? Is it to get ladies?
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            Daddy is there some sort of mask where I can look like this???

            Perfect fukkin teeth..look at mine
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            • cant call it
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-29-10
              • 8817

              #7
              $13 jj



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              • beerman2619
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 12-24-09
                • 7752

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                I mean where I look just like Timmy face wise whereas I have to peel the mask off my fukkin face

                Shari must be a tebow fan.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Originally posted by beerman2619
                  Shari must be a tebow fan.


                  Girl never even looks at me, I just know if she got to know me she would love me
                  Getting past the looks is sooooooooooooo hard with this girl
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                  • Sam Odom
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 10-30-05
                    • 58063

                    #10
                    Can you play the virgin role ?
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      Sammy I can play any role
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                      • Dad
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-26-08
                        • 23245

                        #12
                        Here you go, Goldy: http://www.gizmag.com/3d-lifelike-masks-real-f/20134/

                        Just send them a few pictures of Timmy Tebow and $3,920 and aprox 2 weeks later your 3D Timmy life-like mask will be in your mailbox.
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                        • Dutchie
                          Restricted User
                          • 12-15-11
                          • 722

                          #13
                          start with some HGH to grow your facial bones, and then I think you can have a plastic surgeon and dentist make it permanent
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                          • minet123
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 02-17-07
                            • 10280

                            #14
                            Do a google search on costume shops just add in Denver
                            and call the non-chain
                            they probably got something but it will cost
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                            • Dad
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-26-08
                              • 23245

                              #15
                              Thanks for the points, Goldy. When the mask arrives, you will make a video wearing it, right?
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                              • King Mayan
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-22-10
                                • 21326

                                #16
                                Corbin has been extra homo this month.
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                                • Dad
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-26-08
                                  • 23245

                                  #17
                                  Mayan, to be fair, half the US seems to have a man crush on Tebow right now.

                                  Brady must put a stop to this.
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Dad
                                    Thanks for the points, Goldy. When the mask arrives, you will make a video wearing it, right?

                                    I think you cannot impersonate someone else though

                                    Website sketchy.........can you imagine if I could pull this off and people thinking I am Timmy??

                                    Something does not sound right
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                                    • Chimneyfish
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-30-10
                                      • 1217

                                      #19
                                      I dunno man, I think the girls might still be able to tell

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                                      • Dad
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 11-26-08
                                        • 23245

                                        #20
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          He will be fired today
                                          Secondly Isner has Bi tendencies and could be sleeping with ump

                                          Tennis is crazy..everyone fuks everyone in the training room
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                                          • Chi_archie
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-22-08
                                            • 63172

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            He will be fired today
                                            Secondly Isner has Bi tendencies and could be sleeping with ump

                                            Tennis is crazy..everyone fuks everyone in the training room

                                            skin tight tebow thread turns into australian open thread....

                                            more coffee JJ
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                                            • blackbeSSt
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-06-08
                                              • 9398

                                              #23
                                              i hear this will help, snaggle

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                                              • yisman
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 09-01-08
                                                • 75682

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                He will be fired today
                                                Secondly Isner has Bi tendencies and could be sleeping with ump

                                                Tennis is crazy..everyone fuks everyone in the training room
                                                who will be fired and what thread was this supposed to be posted in???
                                                [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                [/quote]

                                                [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                • Dad
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-26-08
                                                  • 23245

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  He will be fired today
                                                  Secondly Isner has Bi tendencies and could be sleeping with ump

                                                  Tennis is crazy..everyone fuks everyone in the training room
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                                                  • Chi_archie
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-22-08
                                                    • 63172

                                                    #26
                                                    He was responding to the Aussie open tennis thread about the ump who wouldn't let isner's opponent challenge a blown call. Not sure how he posted in an old thread though
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                                                    • Smoke
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 10-09-09
                                                      • 48111

                                                      #27
                                                      here JJ these are for you


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                                                      • Dad
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 11-26-08
                                                        • 23245

                                                        #28
                                                        BUMP for JJGold.
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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388179

                                                          #29
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                                                          • Roadtrip635
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 12-07-10
                                                            • 6129

                                                            #30
                                                            bump for Corbin
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                                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 11-30-08
                                                              • 81450

                                                              #31
                                                              JJ did you ever buy that mask?
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #32
                                                                Tremendous bump but I was told by doctors in order to do something like that it would cost over 50,000
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                                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                                  • 81450

                                                                  #33
                                                                  JJ, $50k to look like Tim Tebow is +ev
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                                                                  • kidcudi92
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 12-14-11
                                                                    • 15434

                                                                    #34
                                                                    JJ just think you have fukked more girls than Tim Tebow
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #35
                                                                      tremendous bump
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