soccer is for girls, poor countries, and guys not big enough to play any other sports. lol, soccer
SBR please ban the word "soccer" from SBR
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daneblazerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#37Why was this moved to the saloon?? US members cant take the criticism in PT. Straight up.Comment -
BbrSBR MVP
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#38
Big is never going to be the new toned.
Soccer is for poor countries....LOL I Dare you to go on a holiday. Mr. Economy is shot to pieces. Now what? Go eat a Big mac UP SIZE value meal, if it is within your income xDComment -
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YouMamaSBR Wise Guy
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#40I watch soccer ... it just as boring as watching nfl players tap a guys shoulder and get 15 yrd penalties, or nba players drive into someones chest every other possesion to shoot free throws, or watching rich trust fund babies play 35 yr old virgins that live in their parents basement in a poker tournamentComment -
daneblazerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#41It's true. People in poor countries can't afford the equipment it takes to play a sport like tennis, golf, baseball. All it takes to play soccer is a dirt field, an inflatable ball of rubber, and a few pepsi cans to mark the goals.Comment -
YouMamaSBR Wise Guy
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#42people in poor south american countries seem to be able to play baseball decentlyComment -
WordsworthSBR Sharp
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#43?
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daneblazerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#44Wow sir, that's pretty harsh. Seems like I hit a nerve. This is why it's so fun to troll soccer fan because they blow up at the smallest little comments. Some of it probably has to do with the fact that the truth hurts.Comment -
horja1SBR Hall of Famer
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#45You must be right ... it's not like 3/4 of the world likes and watches football ...Comment -
lunchbawksSBR Posting Legend
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#46Soccer is a gamblers dream, there is ALWAYS a game on.. Plus there isn't any "media" breaks like in American sports, you can actually sit and watch the game without seeing 50 budweiser/ chevy commercials.
NFL is garbage, the only reason the league exists is because of advertising revenue. So painful to watch NFL with ads every 2 minutes.Comment -
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#47op i thought you was sharpComment -
faceSBR Posting Legend
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#48really good thread if you enjoy dumb shitComment -
horja1SBR Hall of Famer
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#49This thread should end here ...Comment -
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#50They need to cut the size of the field in half and erect a giant glass wall around the field similar to an NHL rink. There's too much running back and forth at the middle of the field and kicking the ball out of bounds. More offense please.Comment -
Vegas_bondSBR Wise Guy
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#51Soccer is popular because you dont need to be smart to play it.
Ours is a dumb world.
Sad, but true.Comment -
FourLengthsClearSBR MVP
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#52
1) Luxembourg - Soccer
2) Qatar - Soccer
Norway - Cross country skiing/soccer
Switzerland - Soccer
Australia - Aussie Rules Football/Cricket
United Arab Emirates - Soccer
Denmark - Soccer
Sweden - Soccer
Netherlands - Soccer
Canada - Ice Hockey
Singapore - Soccer
Austria - Soccer
Finland - Soccer
Ireland - Gaelic Football
United States - American Football
Belgium - Soccer
Kuwait - Soccer
Japan - Soccer / Baseball
Germany - Soccer
France - Soccer / Rugby Union
Iceland - Soccer
United Kingdom - Soccer
New Zealand - Rugby Union
Italy - Soccer
Brunei - Soccer
Go figure!Comment -
SBR_JohnSBR Posting Legend
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#53I'm moving this back to PT. Its sports related.Comment -
MatISBR Hall of Famer
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#55NFL would honestly be the most boring sport on the planet. I will bet on absolutely anything, but I usually like to watch games I wager on. I can sit through about 5mins of American FB before I feel im better off getting a lobotomy. Went to a game in the states a few years ago, boring as bat shit. Thank fuk there were cheerleaders and beer.Comment -
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#56The women the soccer players get are much more beautiful then those of the american sports.Comment -
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#57You will never find diving like I posted in ANY other sport.
I don't give a shit how much people bet on it; they're fags for watching it.Comment -
mathdotcomSBR Posting Legend
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#58Funny how no one can defend the divers, they just say:
- its the most popular sport in the world
- soccer pros get better women
- etc etc
No one can prove this statement wrong:
Pro soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet.Comment -
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#59Top 25 countries by GDP per capita - Most popular sport(s)
1) Luxembourg - Soccer
2) Qatar - Soccer
Norway - Cross country skiing/soccer
Switzerland - Soccer
Australia - Aussie Rules Football/Cricket
United Arab Emirates - Soccer
Denmark - Soccer
Sweden - Soccer
Netherlands - Soccer
Canada - Ice Hockey
Singapore - Soccer
Austria - Soccer
Finland - Soccer
Ireland - Gaelic Football
United States - American Football
Belgium - Soccer
Kuwait - Soccer
Japan - Soccer / Baseball
Germany - Soccer
France - Soccer / Rugby Union
Iceland - Soccer
United Kingdom - Soccer
New Zealand - Rugby Union
Italy - Soccer
Brunei - Soccer
Go figure!
You cant put the US and Luxemburg, Brunei or Iceland in the same basket. The differences are abysmal.Comment -
MUHerd37SBR Posting Legend
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#61Soccer players are absolutely pussies. Any time they get touched they fall to the ground and cry like they just got shot or something. It's ridiculous. Drogba getting knocked out was pretty fukkin cool tho.
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gangeriverSBR MVP
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if it is for poor countries, start to play soccer.. over 40 million people get food stamps in USComment -
MatISBR Hall of Famer
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#64
Most here would think it pretty obvious why players dive.
Players 'dive' because it is very easy to take advantage of the single referee on the field (which IMO is absolutely stupid in this day and age) and whatever he says goes. The assistant refs are supposed to help but more often than not but usually just stay out of it.
There is no stopping of play for 5minutes to check 14 different replays because the game is supposed to be played in 2 solid 45min session. Unheard of for an American, i know.
Soccer players couldnt give a shit if you think they are a pussy or not. They are there to win a game and if they can scam a free kick, a penalty, red card, whatever thy will do it, because they would sell their grandmother to Opium Traders to win a game.
I don't like this attitude from players, hardly anyone does, but you thinking it's because they are all gay pussies shows your ignorance.Comment -
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#66
State Debt Woes Grow Too Big to Camouflage
That article might have too many words for you, so here is a pretty picture to make it easier for you to understand.
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FourLengthsClearSBR MVP
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It is still a relatively small element of the game though.Comment -
Ace_of_SpadesSBR Posting Legend
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#69You should see the diving in NFL these days, its comical.Comment -
daneblazerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#70found this, pretty funny
Soccer is the most popular sport in the world for three very important and very social reasons:
- The vast majority of the planet is (comparatively) poor. Not just poor, but dirt poor. So poor that clothes are a luxury. About half the planet lives this way, so it comes to pass that the most cherished form of social recreation is the one needing the least amount of upkeep, maintenance and investment. Soccer is the only sport in the world that needs next to nothing to play. All you need is a ball and, in some cases, not even that. Where a ball isn't available, use what's handy, like a sheep bladder, or a dog skull, or some rags wrapped together, so long as it can roll. And you can play it anywhere. In dirt, grass, gravel, any place where there is a flat surface, and hell, it's not really mandatory that the surface be completely flat. People will make-do with just about any locale. That makes it the most universal sport, accessible to every class, caste, and social status on the planet.
- The vast majority of the planet is (comparatively) stupid. As a result, the form of recreation most appreciated is the one that's easily understood by everybody; a game so simple that you can explain it to a retard while standing on one foot. There is really only one rule: Don't use your hands. Everyone can learn that. Everyone can understand that. It's the one sport that easily crosses language and cultural boundaries due to its simplicity. If you were sent to a foreign planet with instructions to teach the aliens one earth game, without knowing anything about their language, customs or culture, the one game you could teach them is soccer. Just think how far you'd get trying to explain the rules of football or hockey to foreigners who don't understand your language. Soccer doesn't have this problem. It is the one sport that transcends language, culture, race, and intelligence.
- The vast majority of the planet is (comparatively) untalented. Many sports require a certain level of coordination and an innate set of complex skills that need to be applied to enjoy them at an optimum level. Hitting a small flying ball, skating, throwing, tackling, catching. But anyone can kick a ball. Soccer is the one sport in the world that requires the lowest level of physical commitment to enjoy it on a personal level. It takes practically no time to learn how to play, and even less time to enjoy playing it. That makes it perfect for the most uncoordinated and unathletic people on the planet. It is perfect for the athletically optimal and sloven alike.
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