What Is Key To Video Poker???

**Sam Odom** · 02-10-17, 09:38 AM

Maybe 3 Royals (no wilds) in lifetime

last one paid $4K , dollar machine

**5mike5** · 02-10-17, 09:41 AM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

Maybe 3 Royals (no wilds) in lifetime

last one paid $4K , dollar machine

mine was on a machine playing $2 max hand and only paid a K.

Damn WV casino

**DrunkHorseplayer** · 02-10-17, 10:50 AM

Depending on the type of game one is playing, you'll hit a Royal roughly every 43,000 hands if you play perfect strategy. If you 20k hands/wk, you'll hit two per month; if you only play 2k hands every trip to Las Vegas, you can go a kong while without a single one.

**jjgold** · 02-10-17, 12:47 PM

Fishhead made a damn living out of it

Too much of a grind

**biggie12** · 02-10-17, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Fishhead made a damn living out of it

Too much of a grind

Made a living out of it or slowly wasted away precious time from his life... very debatable

**jjgold** · 02-10-17, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by biggie12

Made a living out of it or slowly wasted away precious time from his life... very debatable

great point but that is what he enjoys

**dimaggio8** · 02-14-17, 03:37 PM

Anyone here at SBR ever hit a royal flush and if so which sports book?

**JIBBBY** · 02-14-17, 03:55 PM

Play 12 hands at $1 a hand or higher.. If you don't win after 10-12 hands in slots or poker then stop and wait 3 days to a week and try again.. Bovada is the best book to play video or slots IMO..

Very addictive, becareful... Must show discipline or books will absolutely take your money if you log on daily and play carelessly.. Must develop a system of play like i mentioned above.. Still it's tough to win over long periods of time but it's possible..

I don't recommend playing it period..

**jjgold** · 02-14-17, 04:11 PM

need to look at machine payouts

most machines - EV

**Ralphie Halves** · 02-14-17, 06:33 PM

4 easy steps

1) Sit down at the VP machine of your choice (doesn't matter which one)

2) Punch yourself in the dick

3) Recover

4) Walk away

**Auto Donk** · 02-14-17, 09:21 PM

guys that play video poker....... two thoughts sum them up......

**jjgold** · 02-14-17, 10:17 PM

Automan Fishhead claims to have over 1 million lifetime playing them

**dlowilly** · 02-14-17, 11:55 PM

Even if you could find a +EV machine opportunity you would make a lot more on that footbridge between the Bellagio and Caesar's looking sad sitting by your pet yorkie with his head peaking out of a bookbag or selling that shit nestle water for $1 a bottle during the day. If you could train your yorkie to hand deliver the bottle you could charge $2 and make a killing.

**vividjohn45** · 02-15-17, 12:07 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

perfect strategy and you can break even

long term with comps its $10 an hr

Now ur on the grizzly.s trail jj. Go for it.

**vividjohn45** · 02-15-17, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Even if you could find a +EV machine opportunity you would make a lot more on that footbridge between the Bellagio and Caesar's looking sad sitting by your pet yorkie with his head peaking out of a bookbag or selling that shit nestle water for $1 a bottle during the day. If you could train your yorkie to hand to deliver the bottle you could charge $2 and make a killing.

This sounds like more fun then video poker also.

**vividjohn45** · 02-15-17, 12:11 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

great point but that is what he enjoys

Seriously how the penetrate can a guy enjoy playing video poker.? Lol. Id. Rather go to a dentist and have a tooth pulled

**eidolon** · 02-15-17, 12:44 AM

Watch others play while you get free drinks. That is the +EV way to enjoy video poker.

**INVEGA MAN** · 02-15-17, 12:39 PM

9/5 and play fast

**CappinTerp** · 02-15-17, 01:16 PM

Don't play it !!!....................Best of luck,as always.

**Slanina** · 02-17-17, 01:23 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

Even a bloke with only an average size penis can do okay.... (or so I've heard)....

guys like this tool, on the other hand, have no chance of winning at video poker:

WTF?

**Fishhead** · 02-21-17, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

Are there still any advantage VP Pros ?

More than a couple handfuls

**Fishhead** · 02-21-17, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by xKMACKx

Find the full-pay video poker machines and play perfect strategy. There used to be a few floating around the Palms, not sure if it's still the case.

Most all high level pros do play paytables that are 100%++, the 100%+ games are mostly in quarters and worth very little to a high level pros.

**Sam Odom** · 02-21-17, 04:49 PM

-FH-

are you a "high level pro" ?

**Fishhead** · 02-21-17, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by vividjohn45

Seriously how the penetrate can a guy enjoy playing video poker.? Lol. Id. Rather go to a dentist and have a tooth pulled

Playing a game such as $1 10-play($50 a hand) every few seconds is much more enjoyable than playing poker or blackjack.

**Fishhead** · 02-21-17, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Even if you could find a +EV machine opportunity you would make a lot more on that footbridge between the Bellagio and Caesar's looking sad sitting by your pet yorkie with his head peaking out of a bookbag or selling that shit nestle water for $1 a bottle during the day. If you could train your yorkie to hand deliver the bottle you could charge $2 and make a killing.

No, one would not.

**Fishhead** · 02-21-17, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

-FH-

are you a "high level pro" ?

Yes

**Sam Odom** · 02-21-17, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

-FH-

are you a "high level pro" ?

Originally posted by Fishhead

Yes

**DustyDiamond** · 02-25-17, 10:44 PM

Fishhead, where is the best place to find these 100%++ and 100%+ machines?

**ChuckyTheGoat** · 02-25-17, 10:57 PM

Originally posted by dimaggio8

Anyone here at SBR ever hit a royal flush and if so which sports book?

I have hit one Royal on FPDW. Hit it at Red Rock.

**clockwise1965** · 02-26-17, 06:24 AM

Not playing the game to start with. Long term you have no shot at being profitable in video poker.

**Fishhead** · 02-26-17, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by DustyDiamond

Fishhead, where is the best place to find these 100%++ and 100%+ machines?

Stations offers full-pay deuces at 100.7......this is a game for beginners at the quarter level.

As stated earlier, the vast majority of true pros make their living on games that pay less than 100% at higher denominations

**Fishhead** · 02-26-17, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by clockwise1965

Not playing the game to start with. Long term you have no shot at being profitable in video poker.

Completely incorrect.

More than a handful of individuals make their living playing the game............and there are numerous semi-pros that make profits from the game in varying degrees.

**Sam Odom** · 02-26-17, 10:12 AM

when living in Vegas... jjgold wanted to be a semi-pro VP player

did not have the discipline

**ChuckyTheGoat** · 02-26-17, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

when living in Vegas... jjgold wanted to be a semi-pro VP player

did not have the discipline

Is that true?

**Auto Donk** · 02-26-17, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat

Is that true?

yes,.....

and instead of making it, he now gets to tell the tale (he's done so here in sbr threads a few times) of how he wound up standing naked in a back alley near Stratosphere watching a hooker and her pimp run off with his last $200.00......