B.A.T. Plays

[EaglesPhan36]

This town needs a heroic piece of idiocy to gather behind. The Rubber Band is dead. The lock is past its prime. I bring unto you, the Big Ass Titties play. Plays so perfect that all you can think of are ...

BIG ASS TITTIES!

5.23.11: CARDINALS-PADRES OVER 6.5 [-120]

1. Cards are 18 of 24 in hitting road overs in 2011.
2. Lohse's road starts have averaged 10.5 runs and gone OVERs in three of four. His PETCO ERA is 6.10
3. Mosley's last five starts now have seen three OVERs.
4. Umpire Jim Joyce's nine games behind the plate in 2011 have found six OVERs with an average of 8.67 runs.
5. Everyone loves Big Ass Titties.

All picks made in this thread are solely for the purpose of making you think of Big Ass Titties. Anyone not thinking of Big Ass Titties knows exactly what Kobe Bryant & Joakim Noah were talking about. Big Ass Titties are in no way, shape or form related to Miraculous Melons or the Boobies of the Month Club. Big Ass Titties, making your mouth salivate & your wang ejaculate since the beginning of time.

[EaglesPhan36]

Last night worked like a charm eh? If you faded. That's the beauty of the B.A.T. play. You always win if you play. What?

B.A.T. PLAY #2
5.24.11: Dwyane Wade Total Points Over 24.5 [+105]

1. He's been "quiet" this series, seems due. He admitted he has not been great in this series, could be his time to show greatness.
2. Chicago is likely to adjust to not let Bosh go for 30 again. Should mean more opps for D.Wade.
3. Do you really want people praising Keith Bogans for the job he is doing on you? Someone told me Bogans spelled his name Dwayne when he talked about guarding him. Ooooh, get pissed.
4. Hit 30+ twice vs. Chicago in the regular season, key is getting to the FT line.
5. Everyone loves Big Ass Titties.

[Ace_of_Spades]

Bianca

[EaglesPhan36]

Yeah she didn't bring a win, but she brought her DDs and that's a good consolation prize.

[EaglesPhan36]

Wade is cursed. Ball doesn't like him. Must be why they keep airing those talking basketball commercials. Oh well, someone wins on the BAT play again tonight - won't be me.

[EaglesPhan36]

A perfect 0-2. Seriously if this one doesn't hit today, God hates titties.

5.25.11: Nationals-Brewers Over 7.5 [-105]

1. Jason Marquis is pitching.
2. Jason Marquis is pitching.
3. Jason Marquis is pitching.
4. Overs are 7 of 9 in his starts, 5 of 6 on the road and 4 of 4 during the day.
5. Greinke's starts are 3 for 3 in Overs. Nats road games have hit Overs in 18 of 28.

[EaglesPhan36]

I've also been told that an "Implants" play can be made on Red Sox-Tribe o7.5

[EaglesPhan36]

Implants Plays 1-0, super huge megalock of the last five minutes.

[marinagmendes]

haha yeah that dwade over play was great eh?

[EaglesPhan36]

haha yeah that dwade over play was great eh?

Indeed. As I said, someone always wins a B.A.T. play. You just have to be on the right side.

[Bcatswin]

Nice hit on the Bo Sox Over EP!!!!!

[EaglesPhan36]

Finally, A B.A.T. play secures victory. BAT & Impants today. Loverly day to be a boob lover.

[EaglesPhan36]

I received an urgent message, everyone needs more B.A.T.!! So ...

5.25.11: CARDINALS -125

1. San Diego has now lost 13 of Latos' last 16 starts.
2. Latos has a grand total of nine runs scored in support of his nine home starts, six coming vs. PIT.
3. Latos has been brutalized in his two career starts vs. the Redbirds. Last year, 1.1 IP & 8 ER. 2009, 4 IP and 7 ER. STL is hitting .303 vs. righties on the road.
4. Carpenter has been sub-par in 2011, but has excellent PETCO numbers & pitched well vs. SD earlier this season.
5. Road team has won 8 of 9 games where Joe Wolf has called balls & strikes.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

I fukn love big ass titties......fukn love them

[EaglesPhan36]

Always a winner on BAT plays. You just gotta be on the right side.


5.26.11: RED SOX-TIGERS UNDER 8 [+100]

1. Max Scherzer's home starts average just five runs per game.
2. Ump Alan Porter's games have averaged just 5.83 runs with five Unders in six games.
3. Under is 7-2-1 in Red Sox last 10 road games vs. a team with a winning record.
4. Two game series in Boston had just eight runs combined, so good pitching can keep these offenses down.
5. Everyone loves Big Ass Titties!