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  • Reggie Hammond
    SBR Hustler
    • 04-07-11
    • 60

    #1
    Thinking of knocking of a Liqour store if the Heat lose Sun.
    Well this story starts off fukked fromt he start. I have an issue with carrying my entire NET worth on me in CASH. I do not trust my roomates FRIENDS or my neigborhood. So last night I was down 1350 with a 2K line. I wanted to get even so I called my agent and begged him for a larger line after back and forth he told me if I paid the 350 he would extend me another 100 so I would have a 3k line and be down 1k. So I met him and the local Applebees paid him, then bet 1750 on the Mavs leaving me a haily mary if I lose and started to watch the game with him. I was talking shit bragging about DIRK and ended up losing another 200 in prop bets to him as I lost 1750 in the game. After the game he told me he was going to take me to Tootsies (strip club) so bounced and I followed him depressed as hell I was drivning my 05 Maxima and was in a 11 Yellow Camaro. If that wasnt depressing enough as I pulled in the lot I seen my GAS light come on . So as I prepare to get out I remember I got about 3500 on me. Due to the area I felt the money would be safer in my pocket. So I jump out and pay the 5 dollars for parking. The bouncer seen the roll I pulled out and seen the guy I was with cause he valeted and walked us in the club free. No sooner than we sat down did we have 6 girls surrounding our table and sitting on our laps. We then start drinking and he asks me if I was good for the 2k and I mentioned HELL YAA as I pulled my roll like I was little wayne. Then shit got crazy, this check put her hand in my pants and started to jerk me. So I tipped her and her girlfriend looked at me and said "is that all". She said if you take care of her ill take care of you. So I tipped a 10 and the second girl put her hands in my pants to, WOW IS ALL I CAN SAY. They then asked if I wanted a special private dance. I said what makes it special and they said I could **** them both. I was estatic but became nervous of the price and said no thanks. I continued to drink more and more and watch the depressing score OVER AND OVER AND OVER on all the screen showing ESPN. So about and hour later I pulled the girl aside and asked for the price, she said it was 500 a piece. I then asked how much just for a good dance and them to make out with each other and she told me 200. So I ordred a round of drinks (OF COURSE THAT WAS 40). We got back to a private section where NOBODY could see and both got naked they started to make out with each other. After the first song they didnt stop and ask if I wanted more. They just kept going and went for my dick they started jerking me off again and sorry but I was ready to FUKKING BLOW. As the third song started she asked me if I wanted her to suck me. I BROKE DOWN AND SAID YES AND DIDNT ASK A PRICE!!. 30 secs if that BOOM went the dynamite all over her chest. So as the song wound down I heard 600 and I was like holy shit why so expensive and she said EACH PLUS TIP!!!!. I about cried I started arguing but I was fukking hammered and there wasnt time they were dressed and walking me out of the back and right to a desk with two big fuks next to it. So I paid 1240 dollars and the girls gave me the dirtiest look.

    So as I arrive back at our tabe my man has 4 girls there and bottle. Understand I DO NOT ROLL LIKE THIS I do not have money like this I am a fukking degenerate gambler. I sat down and kept drinking thinking of what the hell just happened. We then decided to bounce and call for our bill BAMMMM 475 dollars. He looks at me 50/50. I gave him 260 and bounced.

    All in all I spent 1750 at the club and had about 1750 in my pocket. On the way home I stopped at the Hard Rock and tried my hand at Baccarat. This time I took 750 and left 1000 in the car. I ran the 750 to about 1400, then I lost it ALLLLLLLL.

    I went home cried myself to sleep. I woke up this morning and dep 500 in my 5D account. I then maxed it on the Heat Sun. I then bet the last 250 in my other account on a parlay Thunder Sat and Heat Sun.

    I got 500 to my name and do not get paid till the 27th. That check is for rent and car payment.

    I swear if I lose Sat and Sun I am going to fukking knock of a liqour store.

    I need big help guys!!!!!!!!
  • Smoke
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-09-09
    • 48111

    #2
    Bulls win game 3

    If you need a partner for the robbery let me know, split the profits
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    • RealSlimShady
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 12-24-07
      • 6249

      #3
      Originally posted by Smoke
      Bulls win game 3

      If you need a partner for the robbery let me know, split the profits

      Smoke, are you barreled in too?
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      • Smoke
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-09-09
        • 48111

        #4
        Originally posted by RealSlimShady
        Smoke, are you barreled in too?
        No slimmer

        Far from it

        Free cash is free cash
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        • RealSlimShady
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 12-24-07
          • 6249

          #5
          Originally posted by Smoke
          No slimmer

          Far from it

          Free cash is free cash

          Until you get caught.....then you may get free lodging, I guess.
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          • Smoke
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-09-09
            • 48111

            #6
            Originally posted by RealSlimShady
            Until you get caught.....then you may get free lodging, I guess.
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            • MarkDee
              SBR Sharp
              • 01-03-10
              • 427

              #7
              I'll buy some east block vodka from you if you do it
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              • minet123
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 02-17-07
                • 10280

                #8

                Great paste and copy
                glad you edited and changed it to mavs
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                • LVBOUND
                  SBR MVP
                  • 07-25-08
                  • 2658

                  #9
                  I would think twice before robbing a store all you going to get is about 50 dollars
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                  • Extra Innings
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-26-10
                    • 15058

                    #10
                    Wow Reggie...Epic Story

                    You live, you learn.
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Reggie Hammond
                      Well this story starts off fukked fromt he start. I have an issue with carrying my entire NET worth on me in CASH. I do not trust my roomates FRIENDS or my neigborhood. So last night I was down 1350 with a 2K line. I wanted to get even so I called my agent and begged him for a larger line after back and forth he told me if I paid the 350 he would extend me another 100 so I would have a 3k line and be down 1k. So I met him and the local Applebees paid him, then bet 1750 on the Mavs leaving me a haily mary if I lose and started to watch the game with him. I was talking shit bragging about DIRK and ended up losing another 200 in prop bets to him as I lost 1750 in the game. After the game he told me he was going to take me to Tootsies (strip club) so bounced and I followed him depressed as hell I was drivning my 05 Maxima and was in a 11 Yellow Camaro. If that wasnt depressing enough as I pulled in the lot I seen my GAS light come on . So as I prepare to get out I remember I got about 3500 on me. Due to the area I felt the money would be safer in my pocket. So I jump out and pay the 5 dollars for parking. The bouncer seen the roll I pulled out and seen the guy I was with cause he valeted and walked us in the club free. No sooner than we sat down did we have 6 girls surrounding our table and sitting on our laps. We then start drinking and he asks me if I was good for the 2k and I mentioned HELL YAA as I pulled my roll like I was little wayne. Then shit got crazy, this check put her hand in my pants and started to jerk me. So I tipped her and her girlfriend looked at me and said "is that all". She said if you take care of her ill take care of you. So I tipped a 10 and the second girl put her hands in my pants to, WOW IS ALL I CAN SAY. They then asked if I wanted a special private dance. I said what makes it special and they said I could **** them both. I was estatic but became nervous of the price and said no thanks. I continued to drink more and more and watch the depressing score OVER AND OVER AND OVER on all the screen showing ESPN. So about and hour later I pulled the girl aside and asked for the price, she said it was 500 a piece. I then asked how much just for a good dance and them to make out with each other and she told me 200. So I ordred a round of drinks (OF COURSE THAT WAS 40). We got back to a private section where NOBODY could see and both got naked they started to make out with each other. After the first song they didnt stop and ask if I wanted more. They just kept going and went for my dick they started jerking me off again and sorry but I was ready to FUKKING BLOW. As the third song started she asked me if I wanted her to suck me. I BROKE DOWN AND SAID YES AND DIDNT ASK A PRICE!!. 30 secs if that BOOM went the dynamite all over her chest. So as the song wound down I heard 600 and I was like holy shit why so expensive and she said EACH PLUS TIP!!!!. I about cried I started arguing but I was fukking hammered and there wasnt time they were dressed and walking me out of the back and right to a desk with two big fuks next to it. So I paid 1240 dollars and the girls gave me the dirtiest look.

                      So as I arrive back at our tabe my man has 4 girls there and bottle. Understand I DO NOT ROLL LIKE THIS I do not have money like this I am a fukking degenerate gambler. I sat down and kept drinking thinking of what the hell just happened. We then decided to bounce and call for our bill BAMMMM 475 dollars. He looks at me 50/50. I gave him 260 and bounced.

                      All in all I spent 1750 at the club and had about 1750 in my pocket. On the way home I stopped at the Hard Rock and tried my hand at Baccarat. This time I took 750 and left 1000 in the car. I ran the 750 to about 1400, then I lost it ALLLLLLLL.

                      I went home cried myself to sleep. I woke up this morning and dep 500 in my 5D account. I then maxed it on the Heat Sun. I then bet the last 250 in my other account on a parlay Thunder Sat and Heat Sun.

                      I got 500 to my name and do not get paid till the 27th. That check is for rent and car payment.

                      I swear if I lose Sat and Sun I am going to fukking knock of a liqour store.

                      I need big help guys!!!!!!!!
                      Who is this guy???
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                      • SlickFazzer
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 05-22-08
                        • 20209

                        #12
                        This is odd.
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                        • Wiggums5
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-05-10
                          • 2409

                          #13


                          good luck with that, why don't you try a bank instead
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                          • JohnnyD4916
                            SBR MVP
                            • 04-14-10
                            • 1572

                            #14
                            Easy Money!!
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                            • tony_come
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-31-10
                              • 21695

                              #15
                              It's like a rap song

                              this shit is deep
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                              • tony_come
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-31-10
                                • 21695

                                #16
                                Whoever wrote this

                                it's straight from the heart
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                                • Br0nxer
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-25-11
                                  • 13665

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Reggie Hammond
                                  Well this story starts off fukked fromt he start. I have an issue with carrying my entire NET worth on me in CASH. I do not trust my roomates FRIENDS or my neigborhood. So last night I was down 1350 with a 2K line. I wanted to get even so I called my agent and begged him for a larger line after back and forth he told me if I paid the 350 he would extend me another 100 so I would have a 3k line and be down 1k. So I met him and the local Applebees paid him, then bet 1750 on the Mavs leaving me a haily mary if I lose and started to watch the game with him. I was talking shit bragging about DIRK and ended up losing another 200 in prop bets to him as I lost 1750 in the game. After the game he told me he was going to take me to Tootsies (strip club) so bounced and I followed him depressed as hell I was drivning my 05 Maxima and was in a 11 Yellow Camaro. If that wasnt depressing enough as I pulled in the lot I seen my GAS light come on . So as I prepare to get out I remember I got about 3500 on me. Due to the area I felt the money would be safer in my pocket. So I jump out and pay the 5 dollars for parking. The bouncer seen the roll I pulled out and seen the guy I was with cause he valeted and walked us in the club free. No sooner than we sat down did we have 6 girls surrounding our table and sitting on our laps. We then start drinking and he asks me if I was good for the 2k and I mentioned HELL YAA as I pulled my roll like I was little wayne. Then shit got crazy, this check put her hand in my pants and started to jerk me. So I tipped her and her girlfriend looked at me and said "is that all". She said if you take care of her ill take care of you. So I tipped a 10 and the second girl put her hands in my pants to, WOW IS ALL I CAN SAY. They then asked if I wanted a special private dance. I said what makes it special and they said I could **** them both. I was estatic but became nervous of the price and said no thanks. I continued to drink more and more and watch the depressing score OVER AND OVER AND OVER on all the screen showing ESPN. So about and hour later I pulled the girl aside and asked for the price, she said it was 500 a piece. I then asked how much just for a good dance and them to make out with each other and she told me 200. So I ordred a round of drinks (OF COURSE THAT WAS 40). We got back to a private section where NOBODY could see and both got naked they started to make out with each other. After the first song they didnt stop and ask if I wanted more. They just kept going and went for my dick they started jerking me off again and sorry but I was ready to FUKKING BLOW. As the third song started she asked me if I wanted her to suck me. I BROKE DOWN AND SAID YES AND DIDNT ASK A PRICE!!. 30 secs if that BOOM went the dynamite all over her chest. So as the song wound down I heard 600 and I was like holy shit why so expensive and she said EACH PLUS TIP!!!!. I about cried I started arguing but I was fukking hammered and there wasnt time they were dressed and walking me out of the back and right to a desk with two big fuks next to it. So I paid 1240 dollars and the girls gave me the dirtiest look.

                                  So as I arrive back at our tabe my man has 4 girls there and bottle. Understand I DO NOT ROLL LIKE THIS I do not have money like this I am a fukking degenerate gambler. I sat down and kept drinking thinking of what the hell just happened. We then decided to bounce and call for our bill BAMMMM 475 dollars. He looks at me 50/50. I gave him 260 and bounced.

                                  All in all I spent 1750 at the club and had about 1750 in my pocket. On the way home I stopped at the Hard Rock and tried my hand at Baccarat. This time I took 750 and left 1000 in the car. I ran the 750 to about 1400, then I lost it ALLLLLLLL.

                                  I went home cried myself to sleep. I woke up this morning and dep 500 in my 5D account. I then maxed it on the Heat Sun. I then bet the last 250 in my other account on a parlay Thunder Sat and Heat Sun.

                                  I got 500 to my name and do not get paid till the 27th. That check is for rent and car payment.

                                  I swear if I lose Sat and Sun I am going to fukking knock of a liqour store.

                                  I need big help guys!!!!!!!!
                                  cool story ghost

                                  keep us posted on how it ends pal

                                  thanks
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                                  • bobbywaves
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-06-08
                                    • 13280

                                    #18
                                    Don't try knocking off my liquor store, or I'll have to blow you away.

                                    Originally posted by Reggie Hammond
                                    Well this story starts off fukked fromt he start. I have an issue with carrying my entire NET worth on me in CASH. I do not trust my roomates FRIENDS or my neigborhood. So last night I was down 1350 with a 2K line. I wanted to get even so I called my agent and begged him for a larger line after back and forth he told me if I paid the 350 he would extend me another 100 so I would have a 3k line and be down 1k. So I met him and the local Applebees paid him, then bet 1750 on the Mavs leaving me a haily mary if I lose and started to watch the game with him. I was talking shit bragging about DIRK and ended up losing another 200 in prop bets to him as I lost 1750 in the game. After the game he told me he was going to take me to Tootsies (strip club) so bounced and I followed him depressed as hell I was drivning my 05 Maxima and was in a 11 Yellow Camaro. If that wasnt depressing enough as I pulled in the lot I seen my GAS light come on . So as I prepare to get out I remember I got about 3500 on me. Due to the area I felt the money would be safer in my pocket. So I jump out and pay the 5 dollars for parking. The bouncer seen the roll I pulled out and seen the guy I was with cause he valeted and walked us in the club free. No sooner than we sat down did we have 6 girls surrounding our table and sitting on our laps. We then start drinking and he asks me if I was good for the 2k and I mentioned HELL YAA as I pulled my roll like I was little wayne. Then shit got crazy, this check put her hand in my pants and started to jerk me. So I tipped her and her girlfriend looked at me and said "is that all". She said if you take care of her ill take care of you. So I tipped a 10 and the second girl put her hands in my pants to, WOW IS ALL I CAN SAY. They then asked if I wanted a special private dance. I said what makes it special and they said I could **** them both. I was estatic but became nervous of the price and said no thanks. I continued to drink more and more and watch the depressing score OVER AND OVER AND OVER on all the screen showing ESPN. So about and hour later I pulled the girl aside and asked for the price, she said it was 500 a piece. I then asked how much just for a good dance and them to make out with each other and she told me 200. So I ordred a round of drinks (OF COURSE THAT WAS 40). We got back to a private section where NOBODY could see and both got naked they started to make out with each other. After the first song they didnt stop and ask if I wanted more. They just kept going and went for my dick they started jerking me off again and sorry but I was ready to FUKKING BLOW. As the third song started she asked me if I wanted her to suck me. I BROKE DOWN AND SAID YES AND DIDNT ASK A PRICE!!. 30 secs if that BOOM went the dynamite all over her chest. So as the song wound down I heard 600 and I was like holy shit why so expensive and she said EACH PLUS TIP!!!!. I about cried I started arguing but I was fukking hammered and there wasnt time they were dressed and walking me out of the back and right to a desk with two big fuks next to it. So I paid 1240 dollars and the girls gave me the dirtiest look. So as I arrive back at our tabe my man has 4 girls there and bottle. Understand I DO NOT ROLL LIKE THIS I do not have money like this I am a fukking degenerate gambler. I sat down and kept drinking thinking of what the hell just happened. We then decided to bounce and call for our bill BAMMMM 475 dollars. He looks at me 50/50. I gave him 260 and bounced. All in all I spent 1750 at the club and had about 1750 in my pocket. On the way home I stopped at the Hard Rock and tried my hand at Baccarat. This time I took 750 and left 1000 in the car. I ran the 750 to about 1400, then I lost it ALLLLLLLL. I went home cried myself to sleep. I woke up this morning and dep 500 in my 5D account. I then maxed it on the Heat Sun. I then bet the last 250 in my other account on a parlay Thunder Sat and Heat Sun. I got 500 to my name and do not get paid till the 27th. That check is for rent and car payment. I swear if I lose Sat and Sun I am going to fukking knock of a liqour store. I need big help guys!!!!!!!!
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                                    • tony_come
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 03-31-10
                                      • 21695

                                      #19
                                      I've heard this song before

                                      I swear from somewhere
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                                      • Reggie Hammond
                                        SBR Hustler
                                        • 04-07-11
                                        • 60

                                        #20
                                        Heard it where bitch? Bring it, you are not stuck 2 dimes.
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                                        • sweethook
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-21-07
                                          • 12667

                                          #21
                                          on it.
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                                          • Reggie Hammond
                                            SBR Hustler
                                            • 04-07-11
                                            • 60

                                            #22
                                            Last shot I won 700 at Hard Rock starting with 100. I just sent it to 5D and put it all on the Heat.

                                            So I got Heat -4 1200 total to win almost 1000. this hits I am even.

                                            Lets go Heat!!!!!!!
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                                            • Smoke
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 10-09-09
                                              • 48111

                                              #23
                                              Reggie your fukked

                                              PM me ASAP

                                              I will give you tips on how to do this robbery the correct way..
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                                              • Reggie Hammond
                                                SBR Hustler
                                                • 04-07-11
                                                • 60

                                                #24
                                                Anybody in the Lauderdale tongiht...going to the circle bar at the Hard Rock anybody wanna meet up? Need a degen to watch the game with?
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                                                • Reggie Hammond
                                                  SBR Hustler
                                                  • 04-07-11
                                                  • 60

                                                  #25
                                                  My life was saved tonight

                                                  YESSSSSSSSSSS, I wont have to go and do something stupid.

                                                  Heat came through and now once I MGGGGRAM tom morning ill be about 50 dollars above even. WOW I love it I love the rush I get from suicide to joy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                  HELL YEAH~~~~
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                                                  • YorkHunt
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 12-11-10
                                                    • 7496

                                                    #26
                                                    You should still rob a bank
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                                                    • Reggie Hammond
                                                      SBR Hustler
                                                      • 04-07-11
                                                      • 60

                                                      #27
                                                      fukk that I do not want to be anal raped in jail if I get caught.
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                                                      • daimoshokage
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 02-07-11
                                                        • 8935

                                                        #28
                                                        grats
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                                                        • Reggie Hammond
                                                          SBR Hustler
                                                          • 04-07-11
                                                          • 60

                                                          #29
                                                          thanks man I was on the under also can not believe it lost.
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                                                          • YorkHunt
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 12-11-10
                                                            • 7496

                                                            #30
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                                                            • Reggie Hammond
                                                              SBR Hustler
                                                              • 04-07-11
                                                              • 60

                                                              #31
                                                              Almost there york, now I am even and back to a 2k line. I am thinking of just parlaying the Mavs and Heat series price for my 1k parlay max???
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                                                              • excel
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 03-25-10
                                                                • 4270

                                                                #32
                                                                nice job
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                                                                • Dr.Gonzo
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 12-05-09
                                                                  • 4660

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Well done.

                                                                  How much were you in the hole for?
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                                                                  • tim0402
                                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                                    • 03-18-09
                                                                    • 492

                                                                    #34
                                                                    -5000 this guy will be broke in less than 1 month
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