Need All Opinions On My Hidden Camera Possible Sex Tape

**fiveteamer** · 05-22-08, 06:53 PM

JJ, too many ****s.

**Shark79** · 05-22-08, 06:55 PM

Feel bad for them pillows ...

**jjgold** · 05-22-08, 06:56 PM

Sharky go fuk yourself, as you can see in video I am experienced.

**zootiehead** · 05-22-08, 06:57 PM

Nah. Can only see from the waist up when the action is going on. fuk that.

Need a rear or aerial view.

**Richkas** · 05-22-08, 06:57 PM

I wouldnt let a hooker on my bed.

**Shark79** · 05-22-08, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by Richkas

I wouldnt let a hooker on my bed.

**Shark79** · 05-22-08, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Sharky go fuk yourself, as you can see in video I am experienced fvking pillows.

**Quebb Diesel** · 05-22-08, 07:01 PM

real men dont have to hide the camera...you know youre doing it big when shes the one behind the camcorder JJ...step your game up!

**jjgold** · 05-22-08, 07:02 PM

Quebbler it will be a hooker you fuk, you have no idea what street life is. If she finds out she could pop me.

Quebbler go back to drinking and telling jokes with your friends.

**compaqDikk** · 05-22-08, 07:08 PM

rent a noTel motel. these whores realize this is a possibiliy and that you have home court advantange. what i did was scope the room out by dukking the $7 an hour jerkoff and told him i would be bringing my wife in for a suprise and he just gave me a key to an already agreeed upon room so there was no way she would think i planted the cam

**Nicky Santoro** · 05-22-08, 07:09 PM

jjgold, great video buddy. the picture is nice and clear too. jjgold, what you have to do is hide the camera in the closet under some clothes because you want to make sure she never sees it.. so put it in the closet and this way, we can see the whole bedroom..

jjgold, this will be a great video.. one of your best for sure.. you could have a pay per view here for 12.95, and i guaranteed you 200 people will pay the 12.95.. you can make 2600 bucks for 12 min of video here..

jjgold, i am very happy that we get to see your whole house, inlcuding your room.. richkas, take some notes. we too want to see your whole apt. we are starting to doubt that what we see is not your whole apt.. all we see is your desk richie.. and the background and the window on your left. richie, do like JJ, show us the rest of your house, like the bedroom where you sleep, we also want to see your kitchen. We are starting to think that the hut we see is your whole apt..

jj, looking forward to the video.. i will be counting the seconds..

**gordon gekko** · 05-22-08, 07:12 PM

JJ you are one sick bastard.

**Quebb Diesel** · 05-22-08, 07:15 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Quebbler it will be a hooker you fuk, you have no idea what street life is. If she finds out she could pop me.

Quebbler go back to drinking and telling jokes with your friends.

i dont have to bang hookers JJ...i seem to get by just fine the old fashion way...you have no idea what midwest life is...i dont think you could survive a day!!!

i think im gonna stay in tonight though so i can wake up bright and early to work out and get to carb day around 10...the drinking and jokes will come soon after!

**Tsoprano** · 05-22-08, 07:18 PM

JJ YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!!! THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS SHIT ON THESE BOARDS!

**BadNina** · 05-22-08, 07:19 PM

JJ, honey, be sure to have an inhaler nearby for the asthma.

**Shark79** · 05-22-08, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santauro

jjgold, great video buddy. the picture is nice and clear too. jjgold, what you have to do is hide the camera in the closet under some clothes because you want to make sure she never sees it.. so put it in the closet and this way, we can see the whole bedroom..

jjgold, this will be a great video.. one of your best for sure.. you could have a pay per view here for 12.95, and i guaranteed you 200 people will pay the 12.95.. you can make 2600 bucks for 12 min of video here..

jjgold, i am very happy that we get to see your whole house, inlcuding your room.. richkas, take some notes. we too want to see your whole apt. we are starting to doubt that what we see is not your whole apt.. all we see is your desk richie.. and the background and the window on your left. richie, do like JJ, show us the rest of your house, like the bedroom where you sleep, we also want to see your kitchen. We are starting to think that the hut we see is your whole apt..

jj, looking forward to the video.. i will be counting the seconds..

Nicky ask JJ if u can film it for him ..... but do not get into the action ... dont get all crazy

**Shark79** · 05-22-08, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by BadNina

JJ, honey, be sure to have an inhaler nearby for the asthma.

First cough and hes out !! less than 5 secs

Thats bad money management

**flyingillini** · 05-22-08, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by Shark79

First cough and hes out !! less than 5 secs

Thats bad money management

hhaah

**Nicky Santoro** · 05-22-08, 07:24 PM

you know what's funny. listen to jj when he's pumping the pillow. he does this a few times in the video..

you know what it sounds like??

it sounds exactly like when he does his boxing display and he goes hoo hoo, hoo hoo, hoo hoo, hoo hoo, just like he does after each jab.. ...

i guess he bangs like he throws jabs.

**Shark79** · 05-22-08, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santauro

you know what's funny. listen to jj when he's pumping the pillow. he does this a few times in the video..

you know what it sounds like??

it sounds exactly like when he does his boxing display and he goes hoo hoo, hoo hoo, hoo hoo, hoo hoo, just like he does after each jab.. ...

i guess he bangs like he throws jabs.

So hes lousy?

**Shark79** · 05-22-08, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

hhaah

Waiting for u to comedown to CR and have some Pilsens (CR beer)

**robzilla** · 05-22-08, 08:16 PM

A JJGold hidden sex tape. 5 seconds of every emotion that one person can feel all recorded on tape.

at the start.
JJ-Excited
Hooker-Blah

The Middle-Various stages of awkwordness

The End
JJ-Sad
Hooker-Relieved

**picantel** · 05-22-08, 08:22 PM

I just figured out why JJ uses swim goggles. When he blows old men and they spew on his face he is just protecting his eyes. It all makes sense now.

**Junkyard Dog** · 05-22-08, 08:24 PM

that would be a classic jj

**BAUS** · 05-23-08, 02:42 AM

Maybe try wearing some socks that don't have holes in them.

Also, try this. Take a shoe box and cut a hole in it and put the camera in and leave it somewhere with a good angle. She won't suspect a thing.

BAUS

**TheIceman** · 05-23-08, 05:11 AM

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**RageWizard** · 05-23-08, 07:20 AM

Originally posted by picantel

I just figured out why JJ uses swim goggles. When he blows old men and they spew on his face he is just protecting his eyes. It all makes sense now.

A very astute observation.

**PastorSinAlot** · 05-23-08, 08:06 AM

this shit is funny

**jjgold** · 05-23-08, 08:11 AM

I know how to fuk, the camera is the problem plus the camera does not have a wide angle lens.

**RageWizard** · 05-23-08, 08:39 AM

JJ might I suggest that you try it doggy style facing away from the camera. You will need to be riding high in the saddle so we don't just see your ass. Then after a while of that try laying on your back with your feet towards the camera and have her ride you reverse cowgirl.

**jjgold** · 05-23-08, 11:35 AM

Rager would you mind if I get a kinky hooker and she wears a strap on and pops me in the ass? I do not know if some guys are into that here. I think you can see her

and her strap on and she will be wearing a ski mask.

Rager I am kinky Pal if your ever in the area of Newark bring your wife and the 3 of us can have fun.

Thanks Rager

**SlickFazzer** · 05-23-08, 11:41 AM

Webber Sports will get it done.

Why the hell does she need a ski mask?

Saw some stuff the other day with chic, strap on, and the guy
was saying it was a "prostate massage" or some craziness...

weird shit out there boys...

**jjgold** · 05-23-08, 11:45 AM

I have a fantasy Slicker of a smoking hot girl fukkin me in the ass with a strap on kind of like she is the lone ranger.

Slicker I am a sicko and into everything

**SlickFazzer** · 05-23-08, 11:47 AM

and have the lone ranger theme song playing in the background.

That would be the cats ass...