Whats Your Explanation For Being Home Tonight??

**onetrickpony** · 04-02-11, 07:12 PM

im a fuking lowlife scumbag

**dfberger23** · 04-02-11, 07:13 PM

Got some friends over for the games, don't feel like going out.

**King Mayan** · 04-02-11, 07:13 PM

Watching the Wiggles with my lil munchkins......

**spankie** · 04-02-11, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have an excuse

Surgery on Wed (Hernia)

How about you??

It better be good because you do not belong home.

Word on the chat streets is you got a cock enlargement.

Is this true?

I am home today because I am working(trying) and I keep getting distracted with games and beers and porn. Really don't need any trouble with johnny law tonight.

**DeeWizzle** · 04-02-11, 07:23 PM

Have two fractured ribs...

Have some friends over chillin n watching the games...

BBQ'n and drinking some drank...

**tony_come** · 04-02-11, 07:24 PM

I'm fat

**Cap dat 4ss** · 04-02-11, 07:27 PM

JJ what was your excuse every for being on here every friday and saturday night prior to your surgery?

**Nats' Fan** · 04-02-11, 07:27 PM

I'm doin' stevek's mother.

**will2survive** · 04-02-11, 07:27 PM

I'm under the weather --reoccurring throat and digestive problems

**Wiggums5** · 04-02-11, 07:28 PM

Final Four, baseball

**ttwarrior1** · 04-02-11, 07:31 PM

where are we supposed to be, 90 percent home because they always here, other 5 percent not old enough to go out, 5 percent probaly out.

Watching games at home is always better. you even said so yourself jj

**FuzzyDunlop** · 04-02-11, 07:36 PM

Fell off my porch 5 weeks ago yesterday, two herniated discs that were super close to bursting, deep tissue bruise and a 2 inch tear in my gluteus medius. Have had two epidural steroid shots but still need to keep off my feet for another month. Fukkin sucks.

**BIGDAY** · 04-02-11, 07:36 PM

Had a great day! Took the wife and 2yr old daughter to the Zoo earlier. Grilled some kick azz steaks for dinner! Watching the final four. Laying a bit low this weekend as we leave for Vail CO this Wednesday for some spring skiing!

**doublej95** · 04-02-11, 07:37 PM

to windy to go outside.

**jjgold** · 04-02-11, 07:41 PM

Some good excuses

Spankie delete your post right NOW
I did not go for that

**minet123** · 04-02-11, 07:45 PM

don't feel like speaking Spanish all night

**statnerds** · 04-02-11, 07:46 PM

Had some bangin ass food at El Campesino

Stopped by home depot

had to hit DQ

And my son's bed time is in 15 minutes.

**BIGDAY** · 04-02-11, 07:51 PM

Good thread JJ.

Some real stuff here. Love it.

**opie1988** · 04-02-11, 07:56 PM

So fukkin' depressed over my POTM epic failure, that I may just fukkin' kill myself a little later this evening.

.....and I just put on some fresh Crest Whitestrips, so I really need to just stay in and let those work their magic!!

**mr. leisure** · 04-02-11, 07:59 PM

Final 4 and the ducks / sharks later

**WvGambler** · 04-02-11, 07:59 PM

Wife's working....gotta take care of my two boys

**doublej95** · 04-02-11, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

So fukkin' depressed over my POTM epic failure, that I may just fukkin' kill myself a little later this evening.

.....and I just put on some fresh Crest Whitestrips, so I really need to just stay in and let those work their magic!!

Opie i posted the suicide hotline number in the POTM thread when I saw you did not win. do not be afraid to call it.

**WvGambler** · 04-02-11, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by doublej95

Opie i posted the suicide hotline number in the POTM thread when I saw you did not win. do not be afraid to call it.

forget him doublej.....suicide hotline doesnt have time for 2nd place finishers.

**milwaukee mike** · 04-02-11, 08:04 PM

my family room home theater setup is better than anywhere else i could go (unless they had it in 3d). drinks are free and no danger of getting pulled over by the police.

and anywhere i would go, there would be a bunch of assholes there bothering me and talking during the games - too much money involved to be bothered by stupid chatter...

**opie1988** · 04-02-11, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by WvGambler

forget him doublej.....suicide hotline doesnt have time for 2nd place finishers.

...that's pure gold!!

Fukk me.

**bobbyfk** · 04-02-11, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by opie1988

....and I just put on some fresh Crest Whitestrips, so I really need to just stay in and let those work their magic!!

so THATS how you get them so white

**BuckeyeT** · 04-02-11, 08:10 PM

Just hit the butler game and hookers on the way.......

**stealthyburrito** · 04-02-11, 08:11 PM

work in the early morn, again. weekdays are more exciting nowadays cuz i don't work then.

but that wont stop me from getting drunk.

**onetrickpony** · 04-02-11, 08:14 PM

almost off work jj, once i leave posting numbers down

**Housemoney** · 04-03-11, 11:52 AM

I should have stayed in, Saturday night sucks compared to Friday. Met a Sicilian girl on Friday, but not sure if I am going to call her. I bet she is like Sasquatch down below.

**flyingillini** · 04-03-11, 11:55 AM

Health issues, not feeling well lately.

**doublej95** · 04-03-11, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by Housemoney

I should have stayed in, Saturday night sucks compared to Friday. Met a Sicilian girl on Friday, but not sure if I am going to call her. I bet she is like Sasquatch down below.

she might own a razor, you want know unless you call her.

**Roxxyfish** · 04-03-11, 12:02 PM

Im depressed , i have tolickmy wounds after the fukkin uconn games,please JJ shoot me or find me a bridge

**ttwarrior1** · 04-03-11, 12:32 PM

according to sbr, im too fat to leave