The Poker Math Geeks are ruining gambling!!

**icancount2one** · 03-14-11, 11:32 PM

The nerds aren't just better at gambling, better in bed too.

Problem is we use birth control, so you idiots are choking us out in the gene-pool.

**The Madcap** · 03-14-11, 11:57 PM

Originally posted by icancount2one

The nerds aren't just better at gambling, better in bed too.

Problem is we use birth control, so you idiots are choking us out in the gene-pool.

Are we talking condoms, or pills you make your lady take?

Because it's a scientific fact that birth control causes the hormones in the females go all haywire, disrupting their libido, making them more interested in being with a man they see more as their brother or a gay friend, than a traditional alpha male. And so if you really think you're getting your job done in the sack, ask your woman to stop taking the pills and see what happens after a couple years. If you find her less and less enthused to get down, you'll know you were never really satisfying her.

**goblue12** · 03-15-11, 01:36 AM

Thread of the year.

**gdoom** · 03-15-11, 02:04 AM

sounds like a donk post to me. Perhaps even some jealous thoughts.

**magynuck** · 03-15-11, 02:21 AM

came to sbr in the hopes of getting info but mostly all I get is entertainment

**icancount2one** · 03-15-11, 02:37 AM

Originally posted by The Madcap

Are we talking condoms, or pills you make your lady take?

Because it's a scientific fact that birth control causes the hormones in the females go all haywire, disrupting their libido, making them more interested in being with a man they see more as their brother or a gay friend, than a traditional alpha male. And so if you really think you're getting your job done in the sack, ask your woman to stop taking the pills and see what happens after a couple years. If you find her less and less enthused to get down, you'll know you were never really satisfying her.

Though I tip my hat to your trolling skills, I meant in general. Intelligent people tend to use condoms while single, get on the pill when in a relationship, and when they're totally sure about it they have two or three kids. Sometimes they get on an overpopulation trip and don't reproduce at all, even if they get married.

Meanwhile Joe Square thinks he can pull out, or was "feelin' it" and produces another idiot clone to chug Bud Light and hammer the Pats on a shaded line at bodog.

**Duff85** · 03-15-11, 05:22 AM

Originally posted by icancount2one

Meanwhile DonkDown's Dad thinks he can pull out, or was "feelin' it" and produces another idiot clone to chug Bud Light and hammer the Pats on a shaded line at bodog.

fyp.

**donkdown** · 03-15-11, 11:19 AM

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**donkdown** · 03-15-11, 11:19 AM

Go Math!!!!

**tad0matic** · 03-15-11, 12:07 PM

very entertaining post!

**The Madcap** · 03-15-11, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by icancount2one

Meanwhile Joe Square thinks he can pull out, or was "feelin' it" and produces another idiot clone to chug Bud Light and hammer the Pats on a shaded line at bodog.

I got to hand it to you, that line was fukin hilarious.

**Smoke** · 03-15-11, 07:59 PM

math is for drug dealing, not betting on sports!!!

**gregm** · 03-15-11, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney

This guy is dead on, post of the year!
Why the fuk would you need math to find any advantage? Why would you want to find advantage in gambling? Makes no sense. Gambling isn't about winning, advantages, and numbers. It's just about going to Walmart every other Friday and sending $900 to edwardo caleisko in nicaraga.

This is hilarious, before I set up bank draft and ** got easier to use online, I actually have sat at wal mart doing this. Saddest damn thing I have ever seen, people waiting to pay their light bill and I am sending 500 to some guy with two last names in managua.

**gheira** · 03-16-11, 06:39 PM

The poker game did not require any knowledge in any field neither on math. A Game must cause fun not debate.

**ChileCheese** · 03-16-11, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by The Madcap

And the fantasy geeks don't think they're helping to ruin football.

If you want to make money, make money. Just saying that if you were good enough at math to develop a system to consistently win at sports gambling, then you wouldn't need sports gambling to make money. Which makes all your talk a useless waste of time and energy.

How do fantasy leagues effect the quality of pro sports?
Arent you the one who thinks journalism ruins pro sports too?

**The Madcap** · 03-16-11, 08:48 PM

Originally posted by ChileCheese

How do fantasy leagues effect the quality of pro sports?
Arent you the one who thinks journalism ruins pro sports too?

I wouldn't say fantasy leagues effect the quality of the league in and of itself, but it attracts idiots to become fans of the game. And that in turn has an effect in how the game is produced. Such as the electronic line of scrimmage marker. That would never have been put in place without fantasy football idiots.

And yes, I am one of the ones who thinks sports journalists are ruining sports.

**ChileCheese** · 03-16-11, 09:04 PM

Attempting to enhance the television production, might indeed lead to some stupid results , ala FOX with their NHL broadcasts and their funny attempt to highlight the puck. But that in no way interferes with the integrity of what is happening during the sport. Its apples to oranges. And dont tell me its all fruit.

**cobalt king** · 03-16-11, 09:15 PM

Funny cuz it's true

**mrmarket** · 03-16-11, 09:15 PM

Sbrbbv4l

**MendozaLine** · 03-16-11, 09:25 PM

Those fukin nerds!

**wiffle** · 03-16-11, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by mrmarket

Sbrbbv4l

lol

**Nookx** · 03-17-11, 11:54 PM

Hilarious worthless stupid post.

**icancount2one** · 03-18-11, 06:34 AM

Originally posted by The Madcap

I wouldn't say fantasy leagues effect the quality of the league in and of itself, but it attracts idiots to become fans of the game. And that in turn has an effect in how the game is produced. Such as the electronic line of scrimmage marker. That would never have been put in place without fantasy football idiots.

And yes, I am one of the ones who thinks sports journalists are ruining sports.

You have a point. I can't stand how serious they make the most trivial sports stories. Though it's probably great for the market, sports journalism is a bigger source of headaches and facepalming than info.

**donkdown** · 04-15-11, 09:15 PM

I told all of u this. Thanks to all these Nintendo playing pos we all are about to suffer. Like I said before we were fine b4 poker came along!! We never had any problems!! These idiots advertised on TV threw it right in the US Govs face that hey idiots we have an aliance DURRRRRRR!! and there is nothing u can do!! How do u fckers feel now that u ruined it for everyone?? It's over boys I know for a fact that one of the processors is used by bookmaker!! Thnks alot u nerds!! Hey u pussies will u do anything?? FCK NO these same pussies let a fat old man steal 20 million from them and noone did a thing. That pos Russ Hamilton walks around Gulf Stream playing Poker and horses and now is laughing so hard cuz his shit will now be forgotten. U fcking nerds all should be killed then your parents should all be hung!! U ruined it for everyone!! Sports gambling was here b4 any of u zelda cocksuckers every thought about making a bet!! Now its gone. SBR you mide as well pack it up this game is over!!

**gregm** · 04-16-11, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by donkdown

I told all of u this. Thanks to all these Nintendo playing pos we all are about to suffer. Like I said before we were fine b4 poker came along!! We never had any problems!! These idiots advertised on TV threw it right in the US Govs face that hey idiots we have an aliance DURRRRRRR!! and there is nothing u can do!! How do u fckers feel now that u ruined it for everyone?? It's over boys I know for a fact that one of the processors is used by bookmaker!! Thnks alot u nerds!! Hey u pussies will u do anything?? FCK NO these same pussies let a fat old man steal 20 million from them and noone did a thing. That pos Russ Hamilton walks around Gulf Stream playing Poker and horses and now is laughing so hard cuz his shit will now be forgotten. U fcking nerds all should be killed then your parents should all be hung!! U ruined it for everyone!! Sports gambling was here b4 any of u zelda cocksuckers every thought about making a bet!! Now its gone. SBR you mide as well pack it up this game is over!!

Donk, the post about bookmaker seems wrong to me, I certainly hope that is not true. Poker site checks by fulltilt and pokerstars have always been very different than sportsbook payouts. Sportsbooks, the bigger ones, have seemed alot wiser in terms of payouts in terms of checks and used banks like "bank of montreal" and canadian banks, etc, it's alot longer to wait for the check to clear but a whole lot harder to prosecute.

The poker sites have always struck me as very arrogant using US mainland banks. I think people just assumed poker was so popular, seeing poker shows on tv, espn, etc. that they figured they could get away with anything.

This indictment is all about using processors and US mainland banks.

**Inspirited** · 04-16-11, 03:17 AM

To beat games built on math you must use feelings, womanish intuition. L O L

**nyed1010** · 04-16-11, 05:10 AM

Yes, they are ruining the game...........for us donks who keep getting beat by them.

**sideloaded** · 04-16-11, 06:18 AM

lol bigdaddy disappears from every thread when you bring up the pk -155 what a dick tuck.

**donkdown** · 05-27-11, 10:55 PM

I like to thank u nerds for getting all of our processors shut down also!! Hey lets advertise on TV guys!! We never got any attention in High School now we will show these bitches and make commercials!! U fcking nerds got the DOJ involved and ruined it for all of us!! BookMaker how do u feel now about having poker?? BetEd

hell u had the biggest scam site next to AP and UB there was, PITTBULL Poker b4 u went to Merge!! 5Dimes had PittBull also but Tony did the right thing and refunded any loses u had against the Super Users then he started to do payout tables for casino games BAD DECISION!! Poker ruined this for all Sports Gamblers!! Never let the monkeys run the zoo and never let nerds gamble!! If u do this is what happens!!

**donkdown** · 05-27-11, 11:05 PM

BTW Russ Hamilton sez HI!! This bust makes everyone forget about him!! Did it really matter though u nerds did nothing to this guy!! U fcks should go back to playing Dungeon and Dragons and trading Garbage Pal Kid cards!! There was never any room for you in the Gambling world!! Hey David Willams u big bad brother you, Do u want to suck my toes? I also blame ESPN making these degenerate fcks stars!! Sam Grizzle is one of the biggest dead beat Dad's there r!! Google it yet ESPN featured this pos for 3 weeks s8 and made him a star!! IFOLD u want to say sportgamblers r pos u best do your homework son

**donkdown** · 06-15-11, 01:24 PM

Hey Nerds when r we getting r money from Full Tilt??

**donkdown** · 06-15-11, 01:28 PM

Also I like to say thanks again for ruining gambling offshore!! Before u poindexters came along it was buisness as usual!! Let's all give a standing O to all the fulltilt red pro's!!

at making these degens famous!! U ***** should all be put in one casino and then it should be blown up!!

**scarface2738** · 06-16-11, 03:59 PM

loled hard this post

**pavyracer** · 06-16-11, 04:05 PM

Math geeks are bad gamblers. You are either born a gambler or not.

**CarpeDime** · 06-16-11, 04:11 PM

how did i miss this when it first came out

AMEN

cannot believe these fukin NERDS who ruin everything including gambling

theres a REASON they got stuffed in garbage cans in high school because NO ONE WANTS FUKIN DORKS hanging around and we DONT WANT THEM IN GAMBLING EITHER

well actually i wish i had a nerd here right now with me so I could stuff in the garbage dumpster for old time sake