SSK's NBA Thread

**JohnnyD4916** · 01-25-11, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Checking in from Dallas

As you know, me and my LOCK team visit the team we bet on before the game. So me and my LOCK team just talked to Dirk, and let him know the Mavericks are our lock play. Dirk said it will be a "blowout" for sure. Mark Cuban, a close friend of mine, is also laying a lot of cash on this game as well after hearing that his team is our LOCK play. For those that don't know, Mark himself is a big gambler, whether he admits to it or not.

So be at rest today. It will be a blowout

**D3 Mighty Ducks** · 01-25-11, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Checking in from Dallas

As you know, me and my LOCK team visit the team we bet on before the game. So me and my LOCK team just talked to Dirk, and let him know the Mavericks are our lock play. Dirk said it will be a "blowout" for sure. Mark Cuban, a close friend of mine, is also laying a lot of cash on this game as well after hearing that his team is our LOCK play. For those that don't know, Mark himself is a big gambler, whether he admits to it or not.

So be at rest today. It will be a blowout

**Spree** · 01-25-11, 08:20 PM

Good Luck. Not sure why you feel the need to add all these "teams" in your thread for your picks. Entertainment I suppose?

**ssk13809** · 01-25-11, 08:21 PM

Anyways guys, I'm at the game right now, on my Iphone posting. Mark's got us some nice close seats. Look for a guy wearing blue if you want to see me. My LOCK team is wearing similar colors spread out.

**ssk13809** · 01-25-11, 09:18 PM

Wow Clippers shooting 70% right in front of my eyes, including 4/4 from downtown. Gonna go grab some beer...

**nyed1010** · 01-25-11, 09:34 PM

I would probably suggest to the mods to close this thread and ban this clown ssk, but this is just too funny and entertaining.

**BeatTheJerk** · 01-25-11, 09:51 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Checking in from Dallas

As you know, me and my LOCK team visit the team we bet on before the game. So me and my LOCK team just talked to Dirk, and let him know the Mavericks are our lock play. Dirk said it will be a "blowout" for sure. Mark Cuban, a close friend of mine, is also laying a lot of cash on this game as well after hearing that his team is our LOCK play. For those that don't know, Mark himself is a big gambler, whether he admits to it or not.

So be at rest today. It will be a blowout

I was starting to somewhat give this guy the benefit of the doubt, and he throws this shit at us. Completely absurd statement by this poster.

**MartinBlank** · 01-25-11, 09:52 PM

The losses starting to mount for SSK.

The Wizards just cost him 2.8 units.

The Wizards also just rocked his Round Robin.

Time for the "Team" to regroup.

**JohnnyD4916** · 01-25-11, 09:56 PM

Can you go to their locker room and give them a pep talk? Tell them to step their game up, this is a lock game. We need this!! If I don't win this bet I won't be able to pay my mortgage or car note, I'll be homeless eating out of trash cans. So go talk to the team for me. Please. Thanks buddy

**MartinBlank** · 01-25-11, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by JohnnyD4916

Can you go to their locker room and give them a pep talk? Tell them to step their game up, this is a lock game. We need this!! If I don't win this bet I won't be able to pay my mortgage or car note, I'll be homeless eating out of trash cans. So go talk to the team for me. Please. Thanks buddy

Come on. SSK doesn't roll like that. Cubes is asking him for betting tips-----

After all----- he's the one wearing Blue at a Mavs game----

**demens** · 01-25-11, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Come on. SSK doesn't roll like that. Cubes is asking him for betting tips-----

After all----- he's the one wearing Blue at a Mavs game----

I think i saw him.

**nyed1010** · 01-25-11, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

I was starting to somewhat give this guy the benefit of the doubt, and he throws this shit at us. Completely absurd statement by this poster.

how gullible do you have to be to have actually taken this guy serious. Did you actually think he has all those "teams" researching picks for him

. Would you have also believed him if he told us he had the "bathroom" team to suggest how much toilet paper he should use when wiping his ass.

**demens** · 01-25-11, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by nyed1010

how gullible do you have to be to have actually taken this guy serious. Did you actually think he has all those "teams" researching picks for him

. Would you have also believed him if he told us he had the "bathroom" team to suggest how much toilet paper he should use when wiping his ass.

Go away hater, start your own thread. If you had followed him in the NFL thread you'd clearly know there IS a bathroom team, its hitting on 80% of the plays, some times constipation is a bit hard to predict and you get a push, but 80% is impressive non the less.

**MartinBlank** · 01-25-11, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by demens

Go away hater, start your own thread. If you had followed him in the NFL thread you'd clearly know there IS a bathroom team, its hitting on 80% of the plays, some times constipation is a bit hard to predict and you get a push, but 80% is impressive non the less.

The Bathroom Team is good people. They are all MIT grads, you may know them best as the group that took Vegas for millions playing Blackjack.

Stay tuned. The Toilet Team is locked and loaded and are going to right this ship. Now, piss off haters. Cowboy up with the Toilet Team.

**demens** · 01-25-11, 10:30 PM

I think you meant NJIT.

They had a syndicate in Atlantic City.

**BeatTheJerk** · 01-25-11, 10:38 PM

Mavs making it interesting.

**BeatTheJerk** · 01-25-11, 10:39 PM

coverage.

**JohnnyD4916** · 01-25-11, 10:57 PM

Good talk at halftime

**MickeyMan** · 01-25-11, 11:06 PM

Good thing you were there ssk to remind the mavs of the LOCK so they could step it the fuk up after half

**ssk13809** · 01-25-11, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

I was starting to somewhat give this guy the benefit of the doubt, and he throws this shit at us. Completely absurd statement by this poster.

What was so absurd? Are you alrite? You think any guy on the street can hit 65% long-term? It takes a lot and I have a lot.

**ssk13809** · 01-25-11, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

The losses starting to mount for SSK.

The Wizards just cost him 2.8 units.

The Wizards also just rocked his Round Robin.

Time for the "Team" to regroup.

Talked too early. I mean, worst post to make while a LOCK play was in progress

**JohnnyD4916** · 01-25-11, 11:17 PM

**ssk13809** · 01-25-11, 11:19 PM

to all the followers

But of course this was expected, it was a LOCK play after all.

Originally posted by JohnnyD4916

Can you go to their locker room and give them a pep talk? Tell them to step their game up, this is a lock game. We need this!! If I don't win this bet I won't be able to pay my mortgage or car note, I'll be homeless eating out of trash cans. So go talk to the team for me. Please. Thanks buddy

Exactly what happened. I mean I just followed Mark, but boy did he give one hell of an inspirational speech. I just said said things like "You guys are letting the Clippers sh*t on you, the Clippers!!! Play some DEFENSE". They played some strong defense in the 2nd half. But the players really listened to what Cuban was saying and came out motivated in the 2nd half. He really let them know he had a lot on this game and they HAD to win by 7 or more.

But good win nonetheless

**ssk13809** · 01-25-11, 11:22 PM

Originally posted by demens

I think i saw him.

Good I have at least 1 witness

Anyways guys, party at Cuban's place!!! Last time I went there had an awesome time, after all we just won some Gs last time. Same case here. My whole LOCK team is invited. It's going to be a blast.

Any folks up in Dallas know where Cuban lives you can come. Just say "I know ssk" to the security guards. They will let you in.

I might check-in to tell you I also won the Dallas-Lakers teaser (which looks very good right now), but otherwise, don't expect much out of me for the night. For good reasons.

**phillybadboy** · 01-25-11, 11:23 PM

mavs -5.5 10 unit lock

winner

**drukes1234** · 01-25-11, 11:51 PM

Another LOCK wins

**mindtrix** · 01-26-11, 12:15 AM

**Tree Rollins** · 01-26-11, 12:25 AM

saw you at the game ssk. How do you always get those kind of tickets? You need to hook me up sometime.

**ssk13809** · 01-26-11, 01:44 AM

Originally posted by Tree Rollins

saw you at the game ssk. How do you always get those kind of tickets? You need to hook me up sometime.

Mark Cuban hooked me up. You live in the Dallas area? You should be here at the after party in Cuban's place in Dallas. Just tell the Security Guards you know me, and they will let you in.

**ssk13809** · 01-26-11, 01:50 AM

Okay so went up 8.2 units today. Nice day, because of my LOCK.

Updated Season Results:

ATS: 3-1
Total Units: 11.9 (+11.9%)

Not bad, have already increased my bankroll by more than 10%.

**big0mar** · 01-26-11, 10:19 AM

**ssk13809** · 01-26-11, 10:34 AM

Wow have a major hangover. This thread reminded me of what happened last night. Nicely done.

Will be on flight from Dallas soon, and then will post my picks for today

**ochenta y cinco** · 01-26-11, 10:44 AM

The Clippers were playing with such confidence from all over the court, I didn't hold much hope for a cover at the start of the 3rd Q.

But they did cover! Thanks for the play ssk. I will make sure to hang around this thread.

**BeatTheJerk** · 01-26-11, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by Tree Rollins

saw you at the game ssk. How do you always get those kind of tickets? You need to hook me up sometime.

Are you f u c k i n g serious pal ? Don't play with our minds ................

**JohnnyD4916** · 01-26-11, 11:32 AM

To bad I missed the party at Cubans house.